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some little KF twerp:
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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Jake seems bored. It's like we're not giving him enough attention.
Konstantin Romanov
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"Joke's on you, I wasn't even listening but also everything you said was wrong."
Jake always wants to eat his cake and then eat it again. Of course he blocked shutup_man immediately, but he still saw messages from him sometimes because if you do the right combo your message breaks blocks I guess?
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Weird, he failed to mention that the troll repeatedly called him Jake. Violet should definitely talk about that.
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Lol at thinking he has a 10,000 page thread here. You're not as interesting as you think you are, Jake. A lot of the thread that does exist here consists of your own spergouts.
We're actually your biggest audience, so please show some respect once in awhile Ms. Ocean.
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I'm surprised that it took that long for someween to try something on Twitch. I was kind of hoping our one-man zoo would stay untouched.
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Another of his victim humblebrags. I’m surprised he hasn’t gone the whole hog and claimed there are dedicated hate sites.
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To Jake's credit, that's a surprisingly short and readable tweetstorm from him. Probably because he's not intentionally vagueposting and can actually focus his ire on a single person without writing himself into plausible deniability like he normally trained himself to do. I didn't get a headache trying to figure it out!
On his "little bit of everything Vol.3," Jake starts playing Cibele by minor Gamergate hanger-on Nina Freeman, and not only does he not remember her, he thinks from playing the game(fake desktops and a fake MMO game tell the story of Nina falling for a guy online, meeting him IRL, giving up pussy and then getting dropped) that a biological female is MtF trans.
2:55:00
Jake: And I'm vaguely under the impression that the developer and also in-game owner of this computer are both trans? Just because it seems like one of those things?
SFtheWolf: Mmm
Jake: And I appreciate the lack of organization here too like, misc, NYC, here's some random pictures, totally separate from the selfie directory here, there is something- there's an inherent creepiness to this, even knowing in the meta sense that like yeah this is a game we're about to put together, presumably with actual selfies here
2:59:33
SFtheWolf: are there enough games that, about the trans experience™ that we could make a stream out of that?
Jake: there might be at this point, I mean, this is not, I know for a fact that this is not the only "here let me go all autobiographical with my old like 1990s Mac, cause I am a trans woman game." that is out there
SFtheWolf: that's true, I originally confused this one with I think the other one you were thinking of
Jake: I'm thinking of a couple other ones which is the thing, which is kind of amazing, like there's a few, it's like it's own little mini-genre.
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Remember when I said, I'd make an attempt on this thread's op if I had enough free time with the other two op's I'm working on? Well one of them is taking longer than expected to get it to be higher quality with the person I'm work with so I figured I'd make an attempt on another thread I like while I still have the free time. @Done did a excellent job on the first version of the updated op but Jake's never ending sperging pretty much guaranteed more content to add to it was inevitable. I'll add in images over time and try to find them myself but if I could have help with that, I'd appreciate it. I'll use this first draft to gather my thoughts on the matter to expand upon during later versions like stuff I've missed due to being out of the loop here
2014 was a very memorable for any site that watches lolcows like Encyclopedia Dramatica, 8chan and Kiwifarms. Gamergate was just winding down at the moment but it was continuing to provide a never ending supply of different lolcows on both sides of the conflict but far more were found on the side against it. The instigator of the whole event, Zoe Quinn had formed a group of flying monkeys of her own fittingly abbrieviated as CON that among other things did things like run damage control for their members caught doing less than moral things like being pedophiles like Nicholas Nyberg, scamming their followers like Zoe Quinn herself or just flat out attacking people who got in their way like 8chan and more. Each time kiwi farms users looked into these events, a certain user by the name of secret gamer grrl kept cropping up in each of these incidents. Known at the time of their discovery for having a creepy black and white shushing girl avatar and for just being flat out unhinged in all of their posts regarding gamergate, users on the site began to look into this user, seeing great potential for a lolcow even as gamergate quietly flamed out. Their opsec was surprisingly good at the time leading many users to wonder who exactly this mystery individual was. The dramatic reveal came in less than a week after the thread's creation, revealing Secret Gamer Grrl to be a balding, fat, bearded middle aged man named Jacob Lawrence Alley who at the time still lived with his parents.
Finding the gnome
Jake's opsec was surprisingly good at the time, most people on gamergate, loudly broadcasting who they were or the dox of their enemies to draw attention to them. Jake's docs were revealed by a simply slip of having a way to link his paytreon for gamergate articles attacking people being able to be linked to his regular old pay pal which was revealed in the patreon leaks in 2015.
This lead to finding several online handles of Jake such as his failed gaming company, world domination LLC, his oldest online profile Googleshgn on the talking time forums he still goes to and his profile he uses for writing internet articles, Violate Hargrave. Jake continues to deny being doxed to this day refrencing some old photos that were mistakenly identified as him during the early days of the thread before more evidence was found
home life vs gnome neetlife
Jake has consistently proven by his own admission to be a burden to his family, remaining unemployed and the only actual job he had of note being a grocery store clerk who left the job in a few weeks because he found manual work beneath him. His own family is advised against giving him money and his entire relationships with them can be described as strained at best. This is the man, who went to his own cousin's wedding despite being not invited and encouraged not to go, showing up in a dirty pair of sweat pants and a ill fitting t-shirt and wearing a actual coolie hat, a epic sense of poor taste but made even worse by the fact his cousin was marrying a chinese woman.
Other users have contrasted the bizzare things Jake has claimed with @CyrusKissFanClub contrasting Jake's views of gender dysrophia against what actual doctor's say or users @Jaimas and @Hellfire giving us more insight to jake's lazy and defeatist ways of gaming all chronicled in the original op Done made on this page right here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/secre...e-alley-violet-cassandra-ocean.23920/page-615 (what are you waiting for, go read it, it's pretty excellent)
Jake constantly whines about having people accompany him, a man in his late 30's to buy clothes for him while making wishlists on amazon of all sorts of things he wants others to buy for him. His patreon is arguably an excellent argument against the site as a whole as he produces literally nothing in exchange for getting paid. All of Jake's tweets are consistently shown to be coming from his desktop as he shit talks various people like his own mother, gamergate, kiwifarms, brad wardell and many more.
Jake constantly cries abuse about his horrorific abuser he lives with (his own mother who likely just tells him he isn't trans because he doesn't have dysrophia or that he's still a guy if he won't shave his beard among other things). Jake has had a an attempt at making his own board game called the massive vs the masses, which he self published himself and constantly tested, putting himself thousands of dollars in the hole, having another gaming company beat him to the punch with a much better game (mosterpocalypse rules) and having excess copies of the game used for insulation in his own attic that he sleeps in and never leaves except with his mother apart from one major incident. He tried again to make up some of the losses with a game called redshirt, only losing out yet again by not actually getting the game out and constantly fine tuning it.
In true ratking fashion, he showed up at a few conventions to push agendas in gaming where photos of him taken with kathrine cross and tanya depass. Most of the rat king has cut off Jake due to not transisitioning despite his claims of being trans (and also a huge toxic blackhole of neediness but we'll get into that later) leaving Jake mostly alone with his mother at home as well as suicide prevention cat, a cat he claims has prevented him from killing himself several times others
gnome vs the internet, a never ending war
Jake has consistently shown himself to be ferociously needing and very demanding like an emotional black hole that will never be satisfied. He's frequently being caught mansplaining to different users about trans issues despite not being trans and constantly obsessing over getting people like zoe quinn back with him instead of people that consistently show him support like Dmol.
His oldest account, googleshng has been his oldest at 2 decades and covers his entire pre gamergate foot print on various sites including talking time, where he accumalated over 16,000 different posts where he's gained a reputation as a boring and rambling user who frequently uses the word Yon as he describes whatever resturaunt his mom took him to
His twitter account Secretgamergrrl is his primary account for culture warrior, claiming himself to be a transwomyn with some absolutely bizzare views of the world both in terms of actual twitter troons and real life. A comprehensive list of some of his greatest hits on twitter at the time was provided in the old op and will be listed and linked here for your benefit. they're all excellent examples of Jake not leaving the house to experience anything
Jake will constantly be vomitting forth hot twitter takes within the hour, often to the point of over 25 tweets in just under an hour as @Null found out when he did a stream on Jake himself. Many users have abandonded Jake because of this or just put him on mute as they don't want their timelines being clogged up by the rantings of a crazy person. Jake's final online person violet Hargrave is just a female name he can write under for various articles that he took over a year to produce.
Finding the gnome
Jake's opsec was surprisingly good at the time, most people on gamergate, loudly broadcasting who they were or the dox of their enemies to draw attention to them. Jake's docs were revealed by a simply slip of having a way to link his paytreon for gamergate articles attacking people being able to be linked to his regular old pay pal which was revealed in the patreon leaks in 2015.
This lead to finding several online handles of Jake such as his failed gaming company, world domination LLC, his oldest online profile Googleshgn on the talking time forums he still goes to and his profile he uses for writing internet articles, Violate Hargrave. Jake continues to deny being doxed to this day refrencing some old photos that were mistakenly identified as him during the early days of the thread before more evidence was found
home life vs gnome neetlife
Jake has consistently proven by his own admission to be a burden to his family, remaining unemployed and the only actual job he had of note being a grocery store clerk who left the job in a few weeks because he found manual work beneath him. His own family is advised against giving him money and his entire relationships with them can be described as strained at best. This is the man, who went to his own cousin's wedding despite being not invited and encouraged not to go, showing up in a dirty pair of sweat pants and a ill fitting t-shirt and wearing a actual coolie hat, a epic sense of poor taste but made even worse by the fact his cousin was marrying a chinese woman.
Other users have contrasted the bizzare things Jake has claimed with @CyrusKissFanClub contrasting Jake's views of gender dysrophia against what actual doctor's say or users @Jaimas and @Hellfire giving us more insight to jake's lazy and defeatist ways of gaming all chronicled in the original op Done made on this page right here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/secre...e-alley-violet-cassandra-ocean.23920/page-615 (what are you waiting for, go read it, it's pretty excellent)
Jake constantly whines about having people accompany him, a man in his late 30's to buy clothes for him while making wishlists on amazon of all sorts of things he wants others to buy for him. His patreon is arguably an excellent argument against the site as a whole as he produces literally nothing in exchange for getting paid. All of Jake's tweets are consistently shown to be coming from his desktop as he shit talks various people like his own mother, gamergate, kiwifarms, brad wardell and many more.
Jake constantly cries abuse about his horrorific abuser he lives with (his own mother who likely just tells him he isn't trans because he doesn't have dysrophia or that he's still a guy if he won't shave his beard among other things). Jake has had a an attempt at making his own board game called the massive vs the masses, which he self published himself and constantly tested, putting himself thousands of dollars in the hole, having another gaming company beat him to the punch with a much better game (mosterpocalypse rules) and having excess copies of the game used for insulation in his own attic that he sleeps in and never leaves except with his mother apart from one major incident. He tried again to make up some of the losses with a game called redshirt, only losing out yet again by not actually getting the game out and constantly fine tuning it.
In true ratking fashion, he showed up at a few conventions to push agendas in gaming where photos of him taken with kathrine cross and tanya depass. Most of the rat king has cut off Jake due to not transisitioning despite his claims of being trans (and also a huge toxic blackhole of neediness but we'll get into that later) leaving Jake mostly alone with his mother at home as well as suicide prevention cat, a cat he claims has prevented him from killing himself several times others
gnome vs the internet, a never ending war
Jake has consistently shown himself to be ferociously needing and very demanding like an emotional black hole that will never be satisfied. He's frequently being caught mansplaining to different users about trans issues despite not being trans and constantly obsessing over getting people like zoe quinn back with him instead of people that consistently show him support like Dmol.
His oldest account, googleshng has been his oldest at 2 decades and covers his entire pre gamergate foot print on various sites including talking time, where he accumalated over 16,000 different posts where he's gained a reputation as a boring and rambling user who frequently uses the word Yon as he describes whatever resturaunt his mom took him to
His twitter account Secretgamergrrl is his primary account for culture warrior, claiming himself to be a transwomyn with some absolutely bizzare views of the world both in terms of actual twitter troons and real life. A comprehensive list of some of his greatest hits on twitter at the time was provided in the old op and will be listed and linked here for your benefit. they're all excellent examples of Jake not leaving the house to experience anything
- Jake claims that the Niantic fire department destroyed a local mailbox because the owner was a troon.
- Jake is upset Rob Marmolejo didn't sexually harass him.
- Jake claims his "body hair and fat distribution" varies by day and sometimes miraculously makes him look like a "woman".
- Jake claims/fantasizes that Lesbians want to.. correctively rape him to fix his asexuality.
- Jake claims he has to hide his transness, lest he be killed or raped on the rough streets of Niantic, CT (1, 2).
- Jake claims (out of nowhere) that someone spread rumors and "fanfiction" that he was a member of the Secret Brazilian police.
- Jake believes that having to wait outside his therapist's office makes the giant gnome vulnerable to harm somehow.
- Jake claims to be both Roma/Romani and native American Mi'kmaq tribe.
- Jake describing his day of spending 4 hours on "medcabs" and the rest on Twitter.
- "Why won't the state of Connecticut laser off my hair for free?"
- Jake claims he is a woman and should be a "token woman" invited to podcasts/streams of tabletop RPGs.
- Jake claims his childhood bullying was a "gender thing" because they knew he was a troon. He also claims he was tied up and thrown down ravines.
Jake will constantly be vomitting forth hot twitter takes within the hour, often to the point of over 25 tweets in just under an hour as @Null found out when he did a stream on Jake himself. Many users have abandonded Jake because of this or just put him on mute as they don't want their timelines being clogged up by the rantings of a crazy person. Jake's final online person violet Hargrave is just a female name he can write under for various articles that he took over a year to produce.
The vile Rahkashasa
Jake has a history of verbally savaging any one on twitter who dares besmirch his waifu's honor or any person who offends social justice. This includes people like Brad Wardell who got savaged by lazy pro gamer gate journalists before it was cool, fredrick brennan who runs 8chan and who jake is obsessed with and our topic of discussion for this bit, Rani a indian who works with riot games for diversity. She got into a heavy spat with Zoe Quinn, correctly pointing out, Zoe Quinn, didn't want equal representation in games and just wanted to control the game's industry outright. Jake would savage her for literally years on twitter user the racist dogwhistle of calling her a rahkashasa and never mentioning her by name until one of his waifu's lead to other people on the internet finding out by accident because no one cared what Jake Alley did on twitter.
Notice Me Zoe-Senpai!!!!
Jake has obsessed over Zoe Quinn for years, seeing her as his ticket to the big time and out of mommy's attic and into his new mommy's pants. When Zoe dropped the vast majority of Crash Override network because she couldn't use them any more, Jake felt betrayed. He constantly begged for Zoe to let him come back into his arms and ended up getting mixed up with Nora Reed, pissing off Zoe Quinn and Randi Lee Harper espicially, getting his name added to a Randi's own blocklist on twitter, losing a vast majority of his influence on twitter. Jake making his own zoe post to try and strong arm zoe into coming back with him, would be essentially ignored in Zoe's case or laughed at in other cases
Discount mommy number 2, a blue haired fake jew
A side effect of Jake falling out of favor with Zoe Quinn and her circle was it didn't leave him many places to belong. Sure, he fell in line with Nora Reed and her gang of outcast zoe quinn pals but he quickly wore out his welcome with them to with his endless sperging. He decided to get togehter with Remembrance Bex, a decently high profile person in gamer gate and also a girl herself to, which was a major plus in his eyes. It didn't go well to say it nicely. It led to Jake's sperging on becky's old boss to be uncovered and promptly lambasted for and landed him with someone just as much as an emotional vampire as himself on twitter he'd never leave her.
A new gnome burrow
If you'd browse this thread for a couple of 100 or so pages, you'd honestly be asking yourself, "Will Jake ever change?" You'd be right in saying Jake himself, wouldn't change himself but outside factors will change around him. Jake's grand father ended up croaking and Jake found himself getting a new appartment in the city which was a great surprise to many different users on sites that follow him. Given Jake's consistent lack of ability to care for himself, many don't expect the appartment saga to last as long as the attic saga.
Jake has a history of verbally savaging any one on twitter who dares besmirch his waifu's honor or any person who offends social justice. This includes people like Brad Wardell who got savaged by lazy pro gamer gate journalists before it was cool, fredrick brennan who runs 8chan and who jake is obsessed with and our topic of discussion for this bit, Rani a indian who works with riot games for diversity. She got into a heavy spat with Zoe Quinn, correctly pointing out, Zoe Quinn, didn't want equal representation in games and just wanted to control the game's industry outright. Jake would savage her for literally years on twitter user the racist dogwhistle of calling her a rahkashasa and never mentioning her by name until one of his waifu's lead to other people on the internet finding out by accident because no one cared what Jake Alley did on twitter.
Notice Me Zoe-Senpai!!!!
Jake has obsessed over Zoe Quinn for years, seeing her as his ticket to the big time and out of mommy's attic and into his new mommy's pants. When Zoe dropped the vast majority of Crash Override network because she couldn't use them any more, Jake felt betrayed. He constantly begged for Zoe to let him come back into his arms and ended up getting mixed up with Nora Reed, pissing off Zoe Quinn and Randi Lee Harper espicially, getting his name added to a Randi's own blocklist on twitter, losing a vast majority of his influence on twitter. Jake making his own zoe post to try and strong arm zoe into coming back with him, would be essentially ignored in Zoe's case or laughed at in other cases
Discount mommy number 2, a blue haired fake jew
A side effect of Jake falling out of favor with Zoe Quinn and her circle was it didn't leave him many places to belong. Sure, he fell in line with Nora Reed and her gang of outcast zoe quinn pals but he quickly wore out his welcome with them to with his endless sperging. He decided to get togehter with Remembrance Bex, a decently high profile person in gamer gate and also a girl herself to, which was a major plus in his eyes. It didn't go well to say it nicely. It led to Jake's sperging on becky's old boss to be uncovered and promptly lambasted for and landed him with someone just as much as an emotional vampire as himself on twitter he'd never leave her.
A new gnome burrow
If you'd browse this thread for a couple of 100 or so pages, you'd honestly be asking yourself, "Will Jake ever change?" You'd be right in saying Jake himself, wouldn't change himself but outside factors will change around him. Jake's grand father ended up croaking and Jake found himself getting a new appartment in the city which was a great surprise to many different users on sites that follow him. Given Jake's consistent lack of ability to care for himself, many don't expect the appartment saga to last as long as the attic saga.
images of new appartment: (pretty sure zed was the one who found them. Only saw them once so I'd just like to make sure it's the correct ones.) relevant googleshngs: (if you've seen one picture of his twitter rants you can literally say you've seen them all so having a fact checker for this might be helpful) pictures of Jake IRL (Done's op provides some good ones on that front but I don't want to rip off their style any more than neccessary when making my op) picture's of Jake's old home, picture of suicide prevent cat and jake's mom: (again done's op is excellent on that front
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"Violet" is a published tabletop game designer now - remember that "Missile Command" game? Violet also has a number of credits in Pathfinder supplements:
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse...hargrave+&x=0&y=0&author=&artist=&pfrom=&pto=
I still pity the poor schmuck who had to translate Das Goog into German.
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Only with his mother, his dad long since flew the coop.
He was fired, actually. He walked off the job because he was "sick" and then acted shocked at the predictable consequences.
He's mentioned it once or twice but I wouldn't say "constantly".
Doesn't live with her anymore.
I'm not sure if Monsterpocalypse beat "The Massive..." to market but what really pushed Jake off the deep end was getting beaten to market with "Red Shirt".
They don't care about that - half of them are just as low-effort troons as him. They cut him off because he's toxic and annoying.
Dmol gave up on him.
The whole thing needs a rewrite for style and grammar too, but that's something that could be taken care of later.
In general I don't think Jake's interactions with people like Soha and Bex are the most interesting part of his saga though. I've gone on record as wanting more of a psychological approach than a timeline approach, personally.
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He should be more interesting then.
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That might happen if he gets the ability to receive bits and starts taking live Q&A/shout-out requests for Twitch® pennies. Imagine the TTS robot-voice messages
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The submarine is badly damaged when Jake takes three hours to say “hard a port” and hits a rock. There’s a tense moment when Zach tries to fit the entire submarine up his ass.
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I took a stab at writing a "facts" OP up through CON:
I'm not particularly happy with this because it's pretty long and doesn't really touch on what makes Jake fun to follow. But maybe it's OK as the start of an introduction. Feel free to steal anything in here you find worth stealing.
I'm not particularly happy with this because it's pretty long and doesn't really touch on what makes Jake fun to follow. But maybe it's OK as the start of an introduction. Feel free to steal anything in here you find worth stealing.
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He still wishes he was Brianna Wu. He can't even manage that amount of "success."
Peanut
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This is aimed at the mole children Trump's liberating as we speak