Just for fun, I looked up Ottawa + Luxury Apartment. Here's a sample; all are from actual apartments for rent:
Luxury apartment kitchen in Ottawa:
Luxury apartment bathroom in Ottawa:
Luxury apartment bedroom in Ottawa:
Luxury apartment living room in Ottawa:
Now, let's refresh our memory of Clotso's luxury apartment:
She starts with the best part of the apartment:
Shows us the very last thing she will see before she dies:
The deluxe kitchen. They don't make 'em like that anymore:
Heheh, it's only an optical illusion, but I can almost see a layer of grease staining all of it yellow already...
Luxury crapper. Someone spruced up the place and didn't even bother putting a fresh roll of toilet paper on the wall? I bet Freely has a fluffy full roll next to
her toilet.
I have never seen worse
feng shui in a luxury apartment living room...
Heheheh...the stairway looks so luxurious but so ominous, like it is waiting for its first victim
Beyond amazing, she described it.
So, I guess the lesson here is that trusting Clotso to understand what luxury means is an unwise endeavor. Trusting her not to embellish and exaggerate would be the true mark of a chump. And expecting her to be truthful is for the most mediocre of rubes at best.
There is nothing wrong with
not having a luxury apartment. A majority of people don't, after all. No shame in renting a place like Clotso's...
But I was kinda looking forward to seeing just how far off her discussions of the apartment and furniture would be from reality. I'd say they were off about as much as we had expected...
Heheh, Peetz is such a cuck