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Wonder what Phil thinks of Scrooge.

Please if there is a god can we have Phil purchase different coloured vests and have a pig make a slide that shows the amount of money you have to pay to upgrade to each different colour. Also he could go all Office Space and have goals for pieces of flare he puts on his vest. The future is so bright, he gotta wear shades!
 
Thx to snowksrl and pwdubbz, we can find out how much money needs to be psid so phil is indifferent between earning extra money but getting annoyed by regulars all the time, or no extra money but also no trolling by stream regulars. This would be basically the prizetag for phil's comfort. Micro economics in action.
I can't remember though, was thirdeye (or perhaps one of them are thirdeye) tipping more or less than them?

Another thing to point out is that frequent tipping or cheering in low amounts create a huge increase in overall donations due to how they affect the other whales watching. Whales don't want their name to be forgotten or not mentioned by Phil and trolls wanna make it into the snort Burnell videos like these two do daily. Phil obviously knows this as well, can't ban ALL seed tippers.
 
Sorry for the several multiquotes, but I've been away for a bit.

As far as I know, he was never outside NA. If you visited 4 countries, you have seen more of the world than phil.

If you have people you can visit whenever you have time, without being complicated and they are always happy when you show up, you have a better social life than phil. If you can openly talk to them about what bothers you, and they listen and give advice if needed, you experience true trust, something he doesn't anymore. Even if you have just one hand full of friends or family members you really trust, you have infinite more than phil.

Someone tipped DSP the other day and asked when he had ever gone to Canada and DSP started talking about a work trip that he was sent on at the Helicopter company.

That leads me to believe, unless there was some game tournament that I'm unaware of, that was the only time he's left the country.

Also, the only people that DSP has any interaction with at all right now are Mom, Dad, and Kat. He has no friends and openly brags about it (I'm not one to have a beer with the guys.)

Phil has no concept of money but worse he has no concept of 'living'. He throws his money into $500 trash cans because he's too mentally deficient to either save or spend it well.

It's always fascinated me what DSP does and does not spend his money on.

He will spend hundreds on a trash can or a coffee maker, but he bought a USED laptop when he moved to WA and hasn't upgraded it since.

You would think he would at least buy a new PC considering he will have to use it every day for his business, but nope.

I feel like a good husband would sacrifice and make a real effort. Get the stuff done on your day off during the week and make time to do something for your partner. We all know Phil gets groceries on his day off, so why not wake up early and get that out of the way earlier in the week? Doesn't want to change his autistic schedule. He can't care about anyone other than himself. It's his nature. Like Tevin always says, "Can't change who you are I guess."

Remember every time DSP rants on Wednesdays about how everyone is at the grocery store and should be staying home that Kat WORKS at the grocery store. There is literally no reason for DSP to go there either; Kat can just bring groceries home after work.

I know people like the 'far away from Leanna's family' meme but the options were Florida, Seattle, or Texas and phil hates heat.

I dont think its about family with how salty Phil was about his tax guy fucking him after his expensive move by getting the taxes wrong.

DSP could have moved ANYWHERE in the country. Yes, he wanted somewhere with no state taxes, but he also moved somewhere with a high cost of living. There are many many other places in the country he could have moved that had state taxes but a lower cost of living and he could have came out ahead.

All he needs to do, literally, is stop fucking paying to win on his shitty oily man gatcha game for a few weeks. He could clear out several of his cards in that time, with only the biggest ones not being able to be cleaned out during that time.

But Pig don't care, Future Pig (like a week from now) will have to deal with it.

The flaw with that is that DSP never felt the need to pay anyone. He always paid the bare minimum, including to John and Rambo. To this day, DSP will swear that the Project 7 video editors "never asked for money." He never felt the need to OFFER them money either.

If DSP didn't waste his money on gatcha games, he would have found something else to waste it on, like renting a BMW for no reason.

cant wait until someone tells philbert about it and he goes on a 10 minute rant.

Either ge'll entirely ignore it or claim Ninja's an asshole.

My prediction will be that DSP will say it's a PR stunt and that Ninja is a fucking asshole because "charity shouldn't be public." Ninja should have just paid his mods in secret, but tweeting about it ruins anything positive about it.

Dave probably never even played FF7 but found himself having to be the contrarian because too many people said it was their favorite FF.

DSP loves to be the person that laughs at others for "falling for the hype" when something highly anticipated turns out not so good. That's why you never see him get excited for anything publicly. That and he doesn't want others to laugh at him for the same reason. The one thing we know he loves is WWE, and yet he NEVER talks about it on stream.
 
Is anyone worried about the future for Phil? His bankruptcy isn't looking too hot right now and he might lose almost everything to creditors. Not that anyone cares about him but if he loses his house and stuff how will he stream and continue to be a lolcow?

Will some messed up detractors setup a back alley webcam where we can watch Phil's new cardboard box house (not a condo btw)? Will he stream back at his parent's house where we can listen to Phil's mom chastise him live on stream? I'm just a little worried we are heading towards the climax and I don't want the movie to be over yet.
 
Is anyone worried about the future for Phil? His bankruptcy isn't looking too hot right now and he might lose almost everything to creditors. Not that anyone cares about him but if he loses his house and stuff how will he stream and continue to be a lolcow?

Will some messed up detractors setup a back alley webcam where we can watch Phil's new cardboard box house (not a condo btw)? Will he stream back at his parent's house where we can listen to Phil's mom chastise him live on stream? I'm just a little worried we are heading towards the climax and I don't want the movie to be over yet.

Like you said, DSP will just move back into his parents house to stream and the salt will be epic levels about how trolls fucked him over and yadda yadda yadda.

Though if he were smart, he would at least spin a story about how he moved back home to "take care of" his elderly dying parents.

At the end of the day, at least as of right now, streaming and begging is his best (and maybe even only) possible source of income.
 
Remember every time DSP rants on Wednesdays about how everyone is at the grocery store and should be staying home that Kat WORKS at the grocery store. There is literally no reason for DSP to go there either; Kat can just bring groceries home after work.
Ever thought that maybe she does just do the grocery shopping after she finishes work and Phil just lies to his viewers to prove he's not a shut in because he goes outside once a week?
 
Ever thought that maybe she does just do the grocery shopping after she finishes work and Phil just lies to his viewers to prove he's not a shut in because he goes outside once a week?

While DSP lying is always a possible answer, his specific story about the fucking thieving asshole old woman that bought 14 jars of pasta sauce seems too specific to not be an actual experience.

Is it possible that it was a story Kat told him? Yes, but that would involve DSP actually listening and caring about how Kat's day at work was and that seems unlikely.
 
While DSP lying is always a possible answer, his specific story about the fucking thieving asshole old woman that bought 14 jars of pasta sauce seems too specific to not be an actual experience.

Is it possible that it was a story Kat told him? Yes, but that would involve DSP actually listening and caring about how Kat's day at work was and that seems unlikely.
DSP has always and I mean always taken the path of least resistance and effort. Imagine his "aww cahman you work at the store just grab some food" just so he can sit on his fat lazy ass playing gacha.

It actually totally sounds like a story kat would tell because kat the part time till girl is at least having to count shit and maybe she just remembers seeing 14 @ 1.30 JAR PASTA in the till readout

If phil told the story it would have been a "mountain" of pasta sauce, no a "truckload" of pasta sauces like his 1 - 2 viewers = a lotta peepul.
 
DSP has always and I mean always taken the path of least resistance and effort. Imagine his "aww cahman you work at the store just grab some food" just so he can sit on his fat lazy ass playing gacha.

It actually totally sounds like a story kat would tell because kat the part time till girl is at least having to count shit and maybe she just remembers seeing 14 @ 1.30 JAR PASTA in the till readout

If phil told the story it would have been a "mountain" of pasta sauce, no a "truckload" of pasta sauces like his 1 - 2 viewers = a lotta peepul.

There are times where DSP's need for control actually overrides his laziness.

For example, the reason he doesn't just automate his leaderboard is because (1) he doesn't want troll cheerers/tippers in the top spots and (2) because it gives him an excuse to stop gameplay because "he needs to update it." Even without the trolls, he could automate the total subs and total tips and chooses not to, and we know he can because he did actually use a total tips at least one reemergency that I know of.

Also, even pre-Corona, DSP had a weird thing for buying exactly a weeks worth of groceries and no more. He's gone on rants before about how he can't postpone the day off because there would be no food in the house. Which also wouldn't be an issue if Kat just brought home something after work (or just went herself.)

I'd bet if some autist mentioned during the prestream that he got two weeks worth of groceries and was all set, DSP would call him out for being a hoarder. DSP is never prepared for the minorest of issues.
 
Wonder what Phil thinks of Scrooge.

Please if there is a god can we have Phil purchase different coloured vests and have a pig make a slide that shows the amount of money you have to pay to upgrade to each different colour. Also he could go all Office Space and have goals for pieces of flare he puts on his vest. The future is so bright, he gotta wear shades!
If I remember correctly, Scrooged (starring Bill Murray) is Phil's favourite Christmas movie.
 
Is anyone worried about the future for Phil? His bankruptcy isn't looking too hot right now and he might lose almost everything to creditors. Not that anyone cares about him but if he loses his house and stuff how will he stream and continue to be a lolcow?

No, he makes enough money to be secure. If his bankruptcy goes through; he'll be limited to what he can spend, and due to the spikes and valleys he experiences, he'll try to weasel his way into getting money via back channels. If he doesn't and he overspends what the courts say he can, fuck him, he brought it on himself. If his bankruptcy fails and the courts tell the bank to go for it, he makes enough money to be able to hole up somewhere and continue to stream and do fine. But if he's not able to hole up somewhere and do fine, then still, fuck him, he brought it on himself.

I don't want to see him hurt or out of a job, that shit sucks, hard. But his entire schtick where he does everything right and the world continues to fuck him over (despite his obvious shit spending habits); that makes me want him to be taken down a peg or two. Bad shit happens to people and sometimes it piles up; but when you make the kind of money he was/is making and yet you somehow still get shit on, that's on you. Yes YouTube is shit with their rules/regulations and their inability to inform people, and yes, not being able to kick in someone's door and hash it out with them in person is frustrating; but anyone with a lick of sense (especially business sense) should be able to see that "online kahntent creation" is volatile. You're not a store owner, providing food and commodities for your neighborhood. You're not a widget maker who provides Boeing (or whoever) with a finely crafted widget that can withstand so much pressure/stress to make it suitable for aircraft. You're a dancing monkey on the internet... and the internet has a short attention span. If he wasn't an autism singularity, he would've been pumping gas in New Jersey 5 years ago.
 
No, he makes enough money to be secure. If his bankruptcy goes through; he'll be limited to what he can spend, and due to the spikes and valleys he experiences, he'll try to weasel his way into getting money via back channels. If he doesn't and he overspends what the courts say he can, fuck him, he brought it on himself. If his bankruptcy fails and the courts tell the bank to go for it, he makes enough money to be able to hole up somewhere and continue to stream and do fine. But if he's not able to hole up somewhere and do fine, then still, fuck him, he brought it on himself.

In the worst case in Phil's mind, he ends up selling the WA condo. If it happens through Chapter 7, he gets $125,000 and his unsecured debts wiped. The actual worst case is a toss-up (to me) between Chapter 13 and an outright dismissal. Chapter 13 is something he will struggle mightily with, based on what our resident experts have shared, and he will likely end up getting tossed out for failing to make a payment. With outright dismissal, he stills end up selling the WA condo, but I don't know if he gets that $125,000 guaranteed any more. If not, his debts are largely paid off, but he ends up with way less money.
 
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