Today's rant topic,one of the types of people's that I hate the most
And this is a pretty long rant,so,prepare your patience
Surprise surprise
Today's topic is.....
FUJOSHIS
I do NOT mean to bash on every single fujoshis,I will only bash on the "hardcore"/"rabid" ones, because those people's had irritated me
And thus, here I am,roasting you as hard as how Venus become so hot
Don't get it wrong,I have a few fujoshi friends,but, they're not as hardcore and rabid as the FUJOSHIS I'm talking about
Most of my friends who's a fujoshi is normal
NORMAL,not RABID
Also, warning,if you're a fujoshi,you better fuck off, because,as the warning say,Takei's gonna roast y'all so hard----
According to me,myself,this is how I rate fujoshis ;
1.respective normal
A few of my friends are these type of fujoshis, they're only normal people's who's respective to other ships and characters
These are the types of fujoshis that I can tolerate the most
2.a little crazy
Now this type is the one that gives me over 9000 red flags, they're might be crazy about their ships,but,not too overprotective about their ships
I can tolerate a few,but,if they're a jerkass,I just cant---
3.the rabid ones
Now THIS is the topic of my rant
I just can't tolerate these fujoshis,why?I'll explain ;
First, behavior,and from that,I will explain how a rabid Fujoshi will act ;
-usually, they're weaboos(some are koreaboos,but,eh)
-native language of "eEEEEEE" or *squee* or "eHMERGERSH" or "
#ISHIPIT",Or if you met a hybrid between a rabid Fujoshi and a weaboo,they will say "Kono pairing is so kawaii desu"
-behavior of didn't respecting the other characters and only respects their pairing, especially the characters they marked as "getting in the way of their ship",and even goes as far as to making THAT character a villain/bitch in their so called "fanfics"
Example ;
Creator of a series : *creates a new female character that's friends with unfortunately one of the main male casts*
Rabid Fujoshi : Dear *insert creator penname*,Y0UR N3W CH
r@CT3R 1SH @ M4RY 5U3!!!1!1!1!1!11111!!!!!D3LET H3R!!!1!1!1!1!1111!!!!!, sincerely,your MOST LOYAL FAN
-and goes as far as didn't respecting the creator of the series they love,if they didn't make their pairing cannon,instead making straight(hetero)/Yuri pairings cannon,and they will bash,even threaten to kill the creator until they make the ship goddamn cannon
-shipping INCEST,TWO SHOTAS,ARCH ENEMIES,NECROPHILIA EVEN PEDOPHILIA(I don't want to talk about it)
-and last but not least,SHIPPING REAL LIFE PEOPLES
Every single thing,in this list,irritates me to the point that clorox is my favorite drink and Tide pods is my favorite food
And the last one on the list, shipping IRL peoples?!what the heck is wrong with these guys?!?! you're DEHUMANIZING someone(or a group of peoples) if you ship a pair of real, breathing pieces of flesh and bones called humans!!
Imagine if someone shipped you,and the person you hate together,and worse, you're taken by someone
What did you feel?angry?disgusted?enraged?going insane already?good,cuz, that's what I FEEL every time someone ships a real life person together!!I mean, shipping movie characters is okay,but,IRL peoples, especially boybands and models altogether?(and another reason to hate the hardcore ARMY members)
Even there's a group called "TCC",which is a group that's SO FUCKED UP,that it ships school shooters together
Also,tell me,rabid Fujoshis
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT NECROPHILIA,PEDOPHILIA AND INCEST IS LEGAL IN YAOI?!?!!!
In other pairings,like straight and Yuri,if I ship necrophilia/incest/pedophilia there,I will get bashed relentlessly until I hang myself in Eiffel Tower and probably stuffed my mouth with tide pods
But in YAOI?!?!WHY DOES ITS LEGAL?!?!
If Pedophilia, necrophilia and Incest is illegal in straight/Yuri pairings,it should be ILLEGAL in yaoi!!
I mean,I'm a member of a fandom that worships this fuel of shit and I'm the only few insane members of this fandom who seeks for justice
And don't get me started on the stereotypical fanfic trope "female characters as sluts/bitches/whores" that's created by rabid fujoshis that fetishise naked boys
In fanfics,things could happen,the bad guys who doesn't give a fuck about love can become lovey dovey,the nicest and sweetest characters that's basically Yamato Nadeshikos can become a cold mega bitch whore that sucks your dick and calls you gay
And secondly,them being offensive to some communities
Now,before we start discussing of this part,let me tell you one thing
L e a v e
LEAVE if you're either a hetero shipper,a Yuri shipper,or a member of the LGBT
Why? because these rabid fujoshis are so screwed up,they disrespected the three of these
First,we start with the hetero/yuri shipper community
Every single time,I saw a hetero/yuri fanart of an anime/manga, there's always a comment saying ;
"eWW THIS SHIP IS DISGUSTING!!1!11!!1!!!VIVA LA YAOI!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!"
Or
"*Insert female character* IN THIS ART IS A BIG SLUTTY WHORE!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!*male character* IS MINE/BELONGS TO *insert stupid abusive Yaoi ship*!!1!1!1!11!!!!!!"
Or
"YURI IS THE CREATION OF SATAN!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!! YOU MUST DIE!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!"
Let me say it,one more time,for those who commented that ;
You're a big ol' asshole
Let me repeat it to you ;
ASSHOLE
A S S H O L E
First,if women didn't exist in this world, humanity will extinct
Ya hear me right, EXTINCT
We,humans,aren't some sort of boneless sea creatures or something,we're not Hermaphrodites
In short,men needs women to reproduce
But then I can hear a fujoshi,in a distance,saying ;
"bUT WHt 4B0UT M P R E G?!?!?!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!"
Or
"fUTANARI CH@R4CTERS ARE WAY MORE W0R53!!1!1!!1!1!!!!"
Do you skipped biology class or something?do you always got bad grades on biology?or tell me, what's the size of your brain?
If your brain is the size of a frog's kidney, congratulations, you're one of those cancerous idiots who say that
Also,I don't mind futanaris,as long as it's not pedophilic,I'm totally fine with it(even though it didn't make sense
And next,and last but not least,the LGBTQ community
Tell me,how many times I found a profile of a fujoshi that says they "support" LGBTQ?a lot? actually that's a big ol' bullshit in 200 languages,I could even smell some fishiness from their profile
YEET
The truth is confirmed!these fujoshis actually didn't support LGBTQ!!they only lie in order to get attention!!
And yet,they act like they did?pssh,I call that bullshit
Yes
It's all BULLSHIT,or should I say, Illuminati?
Heck,this is two facts for today ;
"Becoming a fujoshi =/= supporting LGBTQ"
"Just because you hate Yaoi, doesn't mean that you're homophobic"
I myself,hate yaoi,but,I support Yuri and lesbians(and some others),so,I'm not homophobic
But, some of you might also say ;
"We don't believe you, Takemikazuchi,WHERE IS THE FUCKING PROOF,YOU *insert extremely racist racial slur for Southeast Asians*!1!1!!1!1!!!!!!"
I have provided some proof,ok?
FIRST,they fetishized gay men
Pretty obvious,that I didn't need to explain this bullshit
SECONDLY,even gay men hates the term "Yaoi"
They have their own genre,"Bara",and Yaoi means something closer to porn and smut
Seriously,why?
THIRDLY,they disrespected lesbians
Remember I say that most rabid fujoshis hates yuri?
They even go as far as hating lesbians
Well,I,myself is asexual,but,this offended me,a lot,since I'm a girl myself
And yeah,fujoshis are the term for girls who likes Yaoi,so,doesn't it means that they're....sexist?
FOURTH,they also disrespected people whose straight
I know
If a rabid Fujoshi found a fanart of a straight couple,they will bash on it and prefer the male on the picture to be paired not with a woman,but with another men
....
This makes me absolutely disgusted
Okay,done?
Moving on to the third one
Third,they can disrespect the creator of the fandom they're in
I'm not even joking about this
Have you ever heard of a rabid Fujoshi, bashing on a creator of a fandom they're in,just because they didn't make a pairing cannon?
Especially when it comes to their "oh-so-special-yaoi-pairings"
Well,fans bashing on a creator just because they didn't make a certain pairing cannon happens too
Ok,I'm done with the second part
Finally,last but not least,lets talk about Fujoshi/fudanshi anime/game/film characters
Dear rabid Fujoshis,
FUJOSHI/FUDANSHI CHARACTERS AREN'T YOUR GODS/GODDESSES
why?this is my explanation
I've been tracking down tons of anime characters you enlisted as your "goddesses",I found a lot
Heck,also let me tell you ; just because a character is an "otaku",doesn't mean that they're a "fujoshi"/"fudanshi"
An otaku is a normal anime fan who respects others opinions
In fact,I found some interesting facts
Most fujoshis I saw on the internet,are weaboos
And in some point,you can defend yourselves by saying ;
"bUT WEABOOS ARE FAT,SMELLY, DISGUSTING MIDDLE AGED MEN THAT LIVES IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENT FAPPING TO 3D GIRLS AND HAVING SEX TO BODY PILLOWS!!!1!1!1!1!!IM A GIRL!!!!1!1!1!1!!!AND AT LEAST IM NOT ASIAN,UNLIKE YOU!!1!1!!!"
You are wrong buddy,in fact girls can also be weaboos,heck,even non Asian peeps can be weaboos
I didn't meant to say that all fujoshis are weaboos,only some of them are,just saying
But,I'm saying the truth,I mean, I'm a bit of a weeb myself(
#sincemostofmystoriesaresetinJapan),but,I'm still categorized as 'sane'
Surprisingly,fujoshi/fudanshi characters are one of the lists of character personalities I hate,it's even on my top list
And,did I mention that most fujoshi characters,when put in a serious story,can ruin the whole plot with inserting romantic scenes non stop?and even go as far as stalking a character to know better about their sex lives!!
That
Is
Straight
Up
CREEPY
Every single fanfics,portrays a so-called "fujoshi" characters as a lecherous,perverted female stalker that records two men having sex
That is disturbing,if I were a guy,and taking a bath butt naked and suddenly I saw a girl stalking me with a camera and records me with a perverted grin,I will BEAT HER UP SO BADLY AND CALL THE POLICE,OR BETTER,THE FBI,for being a creepy stalker
Will you do the same?what if the scenario is if you're a guy,was changing your clothes when suddenly,a girl with a horny look on her face took lots of pictures of you in your naked state,and worse, you're in the male's bathroom!!if you're flashing your dick at her,that means, you're not normal,get some help,kiddo
Hell,I'd prefer watching the anime "Goblin Slayer" rather than Yaoi,even though Goblin Slayer has a rape scene in the VERY FIRST of their episode(and also manga),it was better than all of those abomination fanfics that contains a 12 year old boy got raped by a man 100 years older than them!rape is disgusting in many forms,just like what I discussed in my previous rant
GOD I'M SO PISSED BECAUSE OF THIS RANT
.....
*Sigh*
I'm so done with this
My conclusion ; look,not all fujoshis are like this,i am discussing the RABID ones,not the normal ones,you can feel free on bashing me,send me death threats and stuffs,but,I'm just ranting here,and I'm sorry if I'm way too....angry,in this rant
Until then,this is Takemikazuchi
Signing out
Ciao
(This is the aforementioned pictures I said about Digimon's TK & Kari in diapers in the diaper thread)
