Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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LOL what the fuck is this? It probably does a better job at detecting Nixon's Chosen People than detecting the China Virus. Also one of the guys unveiling this contraption doesn't have a mask on and another one of the guys unveiling this contraption has his mask on incorrectly. I take back what I said, it probably doesn't detect Nixon's Chosen People that well either.

It must be so sad if you're one of the many Iranians who aren't complete retards to see people like this in positions of power and realize that there's nothing you can do about it and the only way out is to pay people smugglers to get you to Europe, the US or Canada. Where you'll be stuck driving a taxi or something so your kids can go to college and hopefully have a real job in a real country and not the medieval shitshow that is the Islamic Republic of Iran.
 
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More news about the mad lads from the banana republic: this time the bananamen got out of their pods to defend FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY by protesting against the quarantine (fair enough) and demand the return of the good ol' dictatorship of the bananas
Some of the protesters also called for a return to authoritarian measures used during Brazil’s last military regime, known as AI-5
The president of the banana republic was there as usual to shake hands, scratch noses and cough on the fans:
His brief address, which was punctuated by the president coughing, touched on talking points that have become his usual rallying cry.
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On less exceptional news, here are some tips for anyone who wants to make their own victory garden but can't find seeds anywhere.
 
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Outside China

2,318,271 confirmed / 160,470 dead / 546,221 recovered

2247295 / 156316 / 520937 yesterday

Iran

82,211 confirmed / 5,118 dead / 57,023 recovered

80329 / 5031 / 55987 yesterday

USA

759,118 confirmed / 40,665 dead / 70,344 recovered JohnHopkins
765,556 confirmed / 40,585 dead / 70,344 recovered Infection2020

735287 / 39090 / 66819 yesterday JohnHopkins
742067 / 39174 /66819 yesterday Infection2020

Spain

198,674 confirmed / 20,453 dead / 77,357 recovered

194416 / 20639 / 74797 yesterday

Italy

178,972 confirmed / 23,660 dead / 47,055 recovered

175925 / 23227 / 44927 yesterday

France

154,097 confirmed / 19,744 dead / 37,183 recovered

152978 / 19349 / 36588 yesterday

Germany

145,742 confirmed / 4,642 dead / 88,000 recovered

143724 / 4538 / 88000 yesterday


Spain death numbers look to have been wrong yesterday and the day before that.
 
That might help after the fact in an investigation to pinpoint just what happened, maybe, but why would they even look for the first few months?
This thinking is filled with 20/20 hindsight.

There's the possibility that the timeframe we have is all wrong though. Hypothetically, let's say the virus escaped the wuhan lab undetected and asymptomatic earlier than first thought. Let's say the virus escapes Wuhan containment in July or August. This would explain peoples accounts of a strange cold-like flu happening around September, and the high rate of transmission already suspected as well as the antibodies present. Suddenly in October a few people in Wuhan start dropping dead for no immediately discernable reason.

By November and December CCP completed their investigation and have discovered COVID-19. They decide to lockdown Wuhan as things have already spread too far and decide to create a cover story. Due to Chinas information control no one internationally has any real reason to suspect anything else at first. CCP in December/January, probably had foreign agents trying to spread the virus on purpose in order to "bring everyone down to their level economically and politically" in order to save face. But I theorize September/October might have been the first wave spread unknowingly from people coming out of Wuhan and China.
 
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Ziet Online (german) published a piece that argues for situating the CCP WuFlu coverup within China's concept of unrestricted warfare, which basically uses anything and everything (including a virus) as a weapon to shore up party control, which emerged following the fall of the USSR.

English translation here:

Not terribly surprising to those who have followed this shitshow pandemic for months but a good read with some helpful background. A selection:

What we are witnessing here is in fact following a strategy of warfare developed by the Chinese Communist Party over 20 years ago. In 1999, two officers of the People's Liberation Army, Qiao Liang (乔良) and Wang Xiangsui (王湘穗), published a book entitled Unrestricted Warfare. At that time, the fall of the Soviet Union and the Tian'anmen massacre were ten years ago, and seven years earlier, Deng Xiaoping's trip to Shenzhen had revived the course of economic reform that would make China an economic miracle country at the beginning of the 21st century. But the party was afraid that the exchange of capital and information, the increasing human exchange, even with the West, would undermine its role as autocrat. It believed it had to keep an eye on all perceived or actual threats so that it would be spared the fate of its former counterpart in the Soviet Union. To this day, the fall of the CPSU of the Chinese Communist Party is a warning, a kind of trauma.

Unrestricted Warfare emerged from the feeling of a permanent siege from outside. China had followed how the USSR, especially in the seventies and eighties, had entered into an impossible to win arms race with the USA and lost it. As a consequence, Qiao Liang and Wang Xiangsui developed a new concept of warfare. Although China was already upgrading its own stock of conventional weapons at that time, the two authors argued that "In today's world there is nothing that cannot become a weapon, and therefore we must sharpen our understanding of weapons with an awareness that transcends all boundaries. (...) An artificially induced stock market crash, a hacker attack, a rumor or scandal that crashes the enemy's currency exchange rate or exposes its leaders on the Internet, all these things now belong in the arsenal of weapons of a new kind.

So anything could be a weapon and anything could be a battlefield: Information technology, public opinion, trade, finance, international law, a flood, a cultural exchange, a UN conference, a mobile phone network construction treaty, an archaeological discovery in Xinjiang and so on. To this day, there is always only one goal: the strengthening of the Chinese one-party state order.
 
Ziet Online (german) published a piece that argues for situating the CCP WuFlu coverup within China's concept of unrestricted warfare, which basically uses anything and everything (including a virus) as a weapon to shore up party control, which emerged following the fall of the USSR.

English translation here:

Not terribly surprising to those who have followed this shitshow pandemic for months but a good read with some helpful background. A selection:
Xi is too dumb to realize that the stagnation, not the reform, killed the Soviet Union. He is blaming the doctor for killing someone who smoked 20 packs of cigarettes a day for 20 years on the operating table.
 
Went to the store earlier today for the two week grocery run. Almost no chicken, obviously no lysol, very little garbage bags, random produce is basically out including fresh mushrooms. Seems strange this late into things that so much is missing. We need to get Vince Mcman on this shit.

Edit* plenty of booze so that's good at least.
 
100,000 gather for funeral in Bangladesh, defying lockdown and sparking outbreak fears

(CNN)More than 100,000 people defied Bangladesh's lockdown order on Saturday to attend the funeral of a senior leader of the Islamist party in the district of Brahmanbaria, authorities said.

The estimated size of the crowd was confirmed by the prime minister's special assistant, Shah Ali Farhad and the Brahmanbaria police spokesman, Imtiaz Ahmed.

The funeral for Maulana Zubayer Ahmad Ansari, an Islamic teacher, broke the country's ban of no more than five people attending prayers at one time, sparking fears of a new coronavirus outbreak emerging from the event.

Tens of thousands of people flooded the roads to Brahmanbaria district, walking from the surrounding areas to attend the funeral, according to Mohammad Mamunul Haque, the joint secretary general of the Islamist party.

The police were unable to control the crowd, resulting in the officer in charge and assistant superintendent being withdrawn from the event and a committee being formed to start an investigation into how such a large crowd was allowed to congregate, according to Sohel Rana, the Bangladesh Police Central spokesman.

As of Sunday Bangladesh had recorded 2,456 positive cases of coronavirus and 91 deaths, but officials say the actual numbers are likely higher due to lack of testing kits.
 
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