Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,385
Benefits are only up to 26 weeks and the minimum unemployment wage is $30 per day you fat fuck.

Of all the things for him to get salty over, why unemployment benefits? It’s not like any Joe Blow can just come in and be like,”yeah I’d like my money for not working please” and just get it. For one, you have to have actually been working recently and been let go. Pretty sure you can’t even get it if you just quit your job. Jack has no idea how anything works but I guess that’s never stopped him from having a very vocal negative opinion about everything. When I see his Facebook posts I wonder what his FB “friends” really think of him. I bet he makes his brothers cringe at the very least, and probably a lot of other people, but they are generally too polite to call him out or realize it’s a waste of time and just let him be. He’s been more fortunate than he deserves to end up surrounded by so many people who show mercy and humility toward his dumb ass.
 
Yesterday: "You guys, I try not to censor."
Today:
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Not being able to inhale gigantic portions of food at wheelchair-accessible restaurants and go to the movies 10 times a week is giving him a serious case of cabin fever.
 
Yesterday: "You guys, I try not to censor."
Today:
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Not being able to inhale gigantic portions of food at wheelchair-accessible restaurants and go to the movies 10 times a week is giving him a serious case of cabin fever.
"I try not to censor" as he eliminates every single means to communicate with him...comments, live chat, Twitter...all gone.

As for the unemployment, Jack looks at it through typical boomer eyes: he thinks that only welfare queens collect unemployment and that money will be spent on useless things. Essentially Jack is projecting, since he does not work and fritters Tammy's paycheck away on grills and takeaways.
 
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Says the fat man who is so lazy and gluttonous that he refuses to even go for post-stroke physiotherapy for his gimp arm.

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Good luck trying to use the knife with your gimp arm. Is Big T just letting him go free-for-all with her card, or was it from the 1200 trumpbux?
To Jack, Serbia's probably a city somewhere in Connetikloma.
 
No they dont. There was one signature dish that actually made him heave and the cameras kept rolling.

Since he doesnt do the elimination right there, Jack would get a shot at working in the kitchen...and every single plate would come up raw until Ramsay finally throws him out.

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
 
criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability
His appearance and his disability are a direct result of his shitty food, so you basically just repeated yourself three times there.

We also criticize him for his shitty personality, though; you can't blame that on the garbage he eats.
 
what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??
1. Any member on here that can lift their right hand more than 5 times in a day will be doing more exercise than Jack.

2. We've never doxed Jack, Jack doxed himself by filming his home address and phone number on his videos.

3. For someone so suddenly butthurt about Jack, most of your posts were about Mayo King.
 
Haha No! I used to make horrible ruthless jokes about them, then Friday one of those crazy universe Alignments happened and I FKNG MET them. My alternator went out and they helped me so much. I feel like shit for everything I said about them. We talked about online attacks, (no I didn't claim my dirt lol) and he made a good point, he can't even insult you all bsck bc he has no idea who you are... These anonymous hater pages really are cowardly and chicken shit.
i'll take things that never happened for $100 alex

and let's not act like jack is a saint. he's an awful human being for many reasons
 
To the people repeatedly criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability, what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??
Are we in the presence of a Big Boi?
 
The Yorkshire Puddings video was basically a war crime against my people.
I'm surprised the Bangers and Mash video where he spends more time shilling the store than cooking the food or the Shepherd's Pie didn't have you go full IMPERIALISM on Jack tbh, since while they weren't as bad, it was more egregious that he fucked them up.
 
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