DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Salubrious]

It's likely going to be a thread of people nitpicking small, small, small things that Phil says in order to extrapolate them.

Welcome to Kiwi Farms!

 

[johnny5150]

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Jesus, I know this has been beaten to death but Phil really just needs to be himself. I know he has gay, trans fans and everything but come on dude just say "I don't like this gay stuff." I hate this pretending that he gives a damn about LGBTQ people or any of their issues. He would love nothing more to yell, "Eat ass and kill yourself you cum guzzling faggot" everytime he loses in Street Fighter to take him back to his glory days. The thing about setting the controller down and explaining that you have a "problem" with implied sexualized content between men and rationalizing it is just...dare I say...totally gay

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I don't have a specific timestamp, but do you any of you remember his playthrough of Life is Strange 2: Episode 5? I remember he complained about the "writers shoving obvious liberalism/progressivism down your throat", particularly with the character designs. Basically he tried to point out that the writers were virtue signaling.
Now, this has become a pretty popular sentiment among the gaming community nowadays, as you see this kind of thing left and right.
But now, Phil suddenly cares about gay/trans rights and starts virtue signaling in one of his own playthroughs, even though politics aren't allowed on his streams?
I don't doubt that Phil has some deep-rooted homophobia, but there's also the possibility that Phil's just a contrarian who always has to have the "ackshullay" hot take on everything. Where most people would look at Cloud in a dress and think to themselves "heh, that's kind of silly", Phil has to point out what you DIDN'T consider, just like how you may NOT have considered the liberalism of Life is Strange (haha).

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Never forget that this small section of the game had Phil quivering for days, how long ago was it that he starting "stressing" out about the Honeybee on Twitter? Which defined his childhood more, the Wolverine toy or the horrific "oiled bath rape scene"? It could be the first time he realized that blood started traveling to his crotch whenever he thought of naked sweaty men.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He's very neat (minus the cords in his office).

Wut? Have you seen his old condo videos? The dude was a pack rat who left shit everywhere, his counter became a junk collector. He apparently didn’t learn how to do laundry until after Leanna left him and his bathing schedule is very questionable, not to mention his love of burping and snorting despite us knowing he can control it when he wants to. The dude is the definition of a slob

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

My money is on this. Imagine how awkward it would be if he accidentally showed his folder with hundreds of randy orton pics.

I notice that randy isn't capitalised. Are you using randy as a noun (pictures of randy orton) or an adjective (pictures of Orton, who so happens to be feeling randy)? Because given DSP I could believe either.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I don't have a specific timestamp, but do you any of you remember his playthrough of Life is Strange 2: Episode 5? I remember he complained about the "writers shoving obvious liberalism/progressivism down your throat", particularly with the character designs. Basically he tried to point out that the writers were virtue signaling.
Now, this has become a pretty popular sentiment among the gaming community nowadays, as you see this kind of thing left and right.

Imagine taking until Life is Strange 2 Episode 5 for you to realize the people involved with the series might lean a bit to the left. Phil is as dense as a dying star.

 

[gaarashatan]

If anyone's not convinced that Phil's a massive faggot just remember he was deathly afraid of having a fight with this guy:

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and as a compromise suggested they should point at their dicks in front of everyone instead.

(Not that Viscant's a bitch but still...)

idk man going out in public with that vest and some kind of wand? that confidence is something to fear

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I mean, I think it's probably the thing that's going to get the least amount of resolution compared to other issues that have their own thread. It's likely going to be a thread of people nitpicking small, small, small things that Phil says in order to extrapolate them. I guess I'm still new to the Farms but I don't find things that require a massive amount of reach (with little chance of being true) fun to discuss; just makes it all the more easy to dismiss.

It's all just gossip. We're not an elite task force of seasoned researchers and psychologists. It would just be fucking hilarious if Dark is a closeted homosexual. With his fake marriage, 'family', complaining about relationships in games and WWE addiction.

There is a lot of proof about things he's done in these threads but a lot of 5000+ pages is just gossip and speculations. Just like when there was a baby-like noise in the background. Does he have a baby? Probably not. Would it be fucking hilarious if Dark of all people have a child he's keeping in the dark like Drake? Absolutely.

 

[DampSoggyPanties]

I really get the impression that he has no idea who he is/that he was in the original.

He failed to recognize Rude when he made an appearance too. Who is pretty noticeable considering he's 'the bald one' of the Turks.

In regards to DSP's closet homosexuality, I'm gonna have to disagree, I think he's just prejudice. Probably inherited from his folks or having to have some kind of bravado he thought you needed while in the fighting game circuit. Considering most of his comments regarding race and gender before, he's probably just an ignorant fuck. The fact that he doesn't seem to socialize at all, probably means that he's not exposed or given the opportunity to interact with others outside of his safe sofa space back home.

Was also lurking in chat during one of his streams, thankfully it was one where he was ranting about how 'that scene' was some sweet, sweet 90's edge. He was tipped by someone to say 'Trans Rights' and totally ghosted it. Pretty sure he's a textbook case of masculinity, so fragile. Topped off with a healthy dose of pig shit stupid and you have a nice little mix of him having to justify how much of a man he his.

As a cock chugging faggot myself, I would LOVE to just sit with him on a stream, let him rant in his usual fasion, try and justify just how manly and straight he is. Then just casually bring up my sexuality and watch him squirm and let chat just drink up his inevitable awkward reaction.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He failed to recognize Rude when he made an appearance too. Who is pretty noticeable considering he's 'the bald one' of the Turks.

In regards to DSP's closet homosexuality, I'm gonna have to disagree, I think he's just prejudice. Probably inherited from his folks or having to have some kind of bravado he thought you needed while in the fighting game circuit. Considering most of his comments regarding race and gender before, he's probably just an ignorant fuck. The fact that he doesn't seem to socialize at all, probably means that he's not exposed or given the opportunity to interact with others outside of his safe sofa space back home.

Was also lurking in chat during one of his streams, thankfully it was one where he was ranting about how 'that scene' was some sweet, sweet 90's edge. He was tipped by someone to say 'Trans Rights' and totally ghosted it. Pretty sure he's a textbook case of masculinity, so fragile. Topped off with a healthy dose of pig shit stupid and you have a nice little mix of him having to justify how much of a man he his.

As a cock chugging faggot myself, I would LOVE to just sit with him on a stream, let him rant in his usual fasion, try and justify just how manly and straight he is. Then just casually bring up my sexuality and watch him squirm and let chat just drink up his inevitable awkward reaction.

Many times reactions like his when encountering different sexualities are telling that he's not very confident in his own. Otherwise, he'd have no problem with different genders, crossdressing etc.

This pairs well with his need to constantly assert how mature he is, how happy his relationship is and so on. He needs to be validated by his child fanbase and also to calm himself down and remind himself how awesome his life and how lucky he is when he talks to the camera, alone on that couch.

It just reeks of insecurity to me.

It's definitely prejudice as well since he's mentally a boomer, extremely close-minded and grew up """in the hood""".

Of course, this can also be attributed to him being 38 and playing video games for wheelchair individuals, kids and weirdos and how society looks at that. I'm curious how Khet explains his jahb to her friends at work.

 

[Iron Father]

I don't think this is TMI, so I'll tell this story.

Right before Corona-chan hit, I attended one of Mike Tyson's live performances. For those that don't know, Mike Tyson has a 90 minute stand up show where he talks about his life and shows various clips and stuff.

I'm sitting like 10 rows back, and even from that distance, I could still feel that aura. That "Mike Tyson might snap and fuck someone up at a moment's notice even though he's 50+ now" aura.

The man is still built like a brickhouse. There's no doubt in my mind that at least the one punch KO power is still there even if the stamina isn't.

Which is why I found DSP's story extra funny.

DSP would actually just be killed, and if he thinks he could run away... WRONG! Mike definitely can run faster than the pig too.

 

[Pargon]

I honestly bet Phil saw the scene. That was his FFVII experience and it echoed something in him that made him run far far away. Nothing he could do dude, bugged rpg mechanics.

By the way it's not that obscure, I think it happens if you choose the &*#$% room or whatever, so I bet Phil saw that as a kid and was like "Yeah! I wanna fug the bee! OH WAIT! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" scarred for life, 2 edgy 4 me.

He also made a needlessly large amount of hay on account of """accidentally""" starting a gay romance with Steve Cortez in Mass Effect 3.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He failed to recognize Rude when he made an appearance too. Who is pretty noticeable considering he's 'the bald one' of the Turks.

In regards to DSP's closet homosexuality, I'm gonna have to disagree, I think he's just prejudice. Probably inherited from his folks or having to have some kind of bravado he thought you needed while in the fighting game circuit. Considering most of his comments regarding race and gender before, he's probably just an ignorant fuck. The fact that he doesn't seem to socialize at all, probably means that he's not exposed or given the opportunity to interact with others outside of his safe sofa space back home.

Was also lurking in chat during one of his streams, thankfully it was one where he was ranting about how 'that scene' was some sweet, sweet 90's edge. He was tipped by someone to say 'Trans Rights' and totally ghosted it. Pretty sure he's a textbook case of masculinity, so fragile. Topped off with a healthy dose of pig shit stupid and you have a nice little mix of him having to justify how much of a man he his.

As a cock chugging faggot myself, I would LOVE to just sit with him on a stream, let him rant in his usual fasion, try and justify just how manly and straight he is. Then just casually bring up my sexuality and watch him squirm and let chat just drink up his inevitable awkward reaction.

The sad thing is if you were with him on a stream it would probably still look like a more natural relationship than the times he had the future wife captive with him

 

[Iron Father]

He's very neat (minus the cords in his office).

1) He isn't neat whatsoever, he dates women solely so they can cook and clean for him. He's a disgusting useless hoarder that bathes in dust every day.
2) Bit of a generalization that homosexuals are neat. I have a whole bunch of gay friends and most of them were pretty messy honestly, also my sister is a lesbian and she's messy too. Not exactly repulsive (eg food, dirty clothes everywhere) but definitely chaotic and cluttered (clean clothes everywhere, beds never made etc).

 

[Landgrave Deryk]

Phil shouting ''I am not gay'' when ever he seen something slightly gay , is funny. He watches wrestling in a total straight way , like a manly mans man .

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil's intolerant in the 'begrudging acceptance' way popular in boomers, so I assume he got it from his dad and is too stupid to form opinions of his own. Phil's never shown much individual thought, because he's a moron whose main hobbies are wrassle soap opera and gacha games.

Phil liking wrestling isnt a gay thing, its a combination of power fantasy (Phil feels very insecure in every aspect of his life)z escape from his shit life, and that he probably got into wrestling when he was younger and just never stopped.

Theres nothing wrong with liking wrestling on its own, its an entertaining enough thing. Hell, Phil's increasingly embarassed to enjoy wrestling, because his wife clearly doesnt approve of him watching children's entertainment.

But I think its important to remember Phil has NEVER had healthy relationships with anyone. Even his friendship with Rambo was essentially Phil tagging along while Rambo had friends. Phil consistently fails to mention 'fun' memories of the fgc. Nobody there liked him. He liked sf2 because he was decent enough at it to do well and that made him 'cool'. The same way gacha does.

Basically, Phil's an idiot with a broken brain and has some clear insecurity issues that manifest in his racism/sexism. He's not gay he's just an idiot manchild who doesn't understand the fundamentals of friendship let alone sexuality.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

This debate can be boiled down to this:

Phil may not be gay but he sure is a faggot

 

[Iron Father]

But I think its important to remember Phil has NEVER had healthy relationships with anyone. Even his friendship with Rambo was essentially Phil tagging along while Rambo had friends. Phil consistently fails to mention 'fun' memories of the fgc. Nobody there liked him. He liked sf2 because he was decent enough at it to do well and that made him 'cool'. The same way gacha does.

Ironically Dave was the guy splashing money around, basically buying other people's friendliness (which is now what his whales do to get his begrudging friendliness). Even his early fans seemed to prefer Rambo to him.