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Now remember KevKev! Pics, or didn't happen!
"if there's no open wound you really shouldn't have an issue"
Oh no no no.
 
It's funny, the toys in and out of themselves aren't really an issue - irresponsible perhaps, but disposable income is disposable after all - it's just they become absurd and childish because they're being bought by a lazy feck about.

If Kevin single handedly kept that ranch going and indulged in toys off the clock, fine, but he buys all that shit and doesn't do anything to earn it.
 
It's funny, the toys in and out of themselves aren't really an issue - irresponsible perhaps, but disposable income is disposable after all - it's just they become absurd and childish because they're being bought by a lazy feck about.

If Kevin single handedly kept that ranch going and indulged in toys off the clock, fine, but he buys all that shit and doesn't do anything to earn it.

But he does help on the farm.

He helps hatch eggs! ;)
 
While we wait for the diaper disaster, let's see what our boy has been up to

KevKev tries to pull peoples heartstrings to get some money
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Love how Maryl here has to pull one better

View attachment 1242726 "We ONLY need 5200 more" yeah, they only need some pocket change

Kevvies toy project is still ongoing
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Still not all! There is going to be so much dust...

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Bragging about cracking eggs
View attachment 1242737 Because a true friend makes you cut your dick off

KevKevs hot take on friendship between women
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I thought this was really interesting
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Oh boy

Best for last: some cute cats and alpacas ❤
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What does he need three monitors for?
 
and Ryan's back to trying to convince himself his imaginary female alter ego is real while Kevin continues to groom an autistic fat dude on the internet
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Ryan: "It would be better if [fake headgirl] were still here. You were the one worth keeping."

A Decent Person In This Situation: "Don't ever say that, Ryan. You don't need imaginary headpeople to give you value, because you have intrinsic worth as a human being. Forget about trying to find other people in your head and focus on being the best Ryan you can be."

Kevin: "She's real."

Fuck you, Kevin.
 
and Ryan's back to trying to convince himself his imaginary female alter ego is real while Kevin continues to groom an autistic fat dude on the internet
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It sounds like these attention-sluts just convince themselves that conflicting thoughts and moods must be different persons stuck in their head.

Me: Shiiit, I really want some pizza right about now.
Also me: Eh, nah, I'll just feel guilty after.
Me still: Fuck! I can't resist!

Wow turns out I'm not just a fatty with low self-control, I'm actually two people!
 
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Ryan: "It would be better if [fake headgirl] were still here. You were the one worth keeping."

A Decent Person In This Situation: "Don't ever say that, Ryan. You don't need imaginary headpeople to give you value, because you have intrinsic worth as a human being. Forget about trying to find other people in your head and focus on being the best Ryan you can be."

Kevin: "She's real."

Fuck you, Kevin.

This is so irresponsible and damaging of him to say (We know he's an idiot, but these people who need professional help are relying on twitter troons instead) that it borders on emotional cruelty.
 
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Doing my civic duty.

While we wait for the diaper disaster, let's see what our boy has been up to

KevKev tries to pull peoples heartstrings to get some money
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Love how Maryl here has to pull one better

View attachment 1242726 "We ONLY need 5200 more" yeah, they only need some pocket change

Kevvies toy project is still ongoing
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Still not all! There is going to be so much dust...

View attachment 1242734This is ridiculous

Bragging about cracking eggs
View attachment 1242737 Because a true friend makes you cut your dick off

KevKevs hot take on friendship between women
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I thought this was really interesting
View attachment 1242740 Yeah, just try to do something irreversible, not a big deal

Oh boy

Best for last: some cute cats and alpacas ❤
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lmao 6 hours of power a day
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meanwhile, Kevin rolls out of bed and begins tweeting
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and Ryan's back to trying to convince himself his imaginary female alter ego is real while Kevin continues to groom an autistic fat dude on the internet
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That's grooming, Kevin.

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That's grooming, Kevin.
 
I decided to check out Kevin's Amazon wishlist. Unsurprisingly, it's full of toys and video games, plus a second list for even more children's toys. This item is pretty funny in light of the current circumstances, though:
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"Priority: Low" :story:

However, there's also a wishlist for the ranch (archive). Surprisingly, almost all of the items on this list are related to the ranch instead of being personal shit (the only exception is the two bidets they want). There are solar panels, batteries, lawn mowers, a fucking tractor, deer resistant wildflower seeds, indoor gardening stuff (probably so they can grow weed, but whatever), a standby generator, and electric alpaca shears. Call me optimistic, but I'm starting to think that the ranch might not be a (complete) scam.

ETA: I forgot to include beehives in the list of what they want for the ranch.
 
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Surprisingly, almost all of the items on this list are related to the ranch instead of being personal shit (the only exception is the two bidets they want). There are solar panels, batteries, lawn mowers, a fucking tractor, deer resistant wildflower seeds, indoor gardening stuff (probably so they can grow weed, but whatever), a standby generator, and electric alpaca shears. Call me optimistic, but I'm starting to think that the ranch might not be a (complete) scam.
What the fuck now I actually feel sorry to the other sorry souls living on Tran Ranch.
 
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