Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[White Baby]

I decided to check out Kevin's Amazon wishlist. Unsurprisingly, it's full of toys and video games, plus a second list for even more children's toys. This item is pretty funny in light of the current circumstances, though:
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"Priority: Low"

However, there's also a wishlist for the ranch (archive). Surprisingly, almost all of the items on this list are related to the ranch instead of being personal shit (the only exception is the two bidets they want). There are solar panels, batteries, lawn mowers, a fucking tractor, deer resistant wildflower seeds, indoor gardening stuff (probably so they can grow weed, but whatever), a standby generator, and electric alpaca shears. Call me optimistic, but I'm starting to think that the ranch might not be a (complete) scam.

ETA: I forgot to include beehives in the list of what they want for the ranch.

You can order tractors on fucking Amazon? For real?

 

[super thug]

The whole "plural" thing is so fucking stupid, just like personality tests are so fucking stupid. Someone was saying that everyone that's normal already has multiple personalities and the way that they described it made a lot of sense to me. Essentially, the more personalities you're able to create and the more variance you can hold within these different personalities will have a big impact on how successful you are at life in general. For instance, say you have a young child, who you are to your child is not who you are to your boss or, perhaps, your employee. Who you are to your friend is not who you are to your lover, etc, etc. I realize that DID is a totally different thing than this, but for the most part there is some foundation to this line of thinking since obviously if you're room-temp IQ you're not going to be able to create very many personalities, you're kinda just stuck in mostly the 1 personality. Or if you're a 'tard that shits-their-pants-and-does-nothing-about-it level of 'tard you aren't going to have very much variance in how you think or present yourself to the world.


So these fucking clowns going on and on about how they're plural is obviously just more of this "looky me, look how speshul/diffuhrunt I be, durr". Everyone with any common sense already knows this though. These troons are just so goddam transparent. Like the fucking otherkin/vampires/whatever these people are so painfully mundane and uninteresting they have to make up shit to try and convince themselves that they're interesting. No, sorry Kevvie, you're just another gross faggot. Just another incel that never touched a real vagina and is scared to death of women. I'm so glad this fucking mook chopped himself up, lol. Imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars to someone to butcher your shit, lmao. How fucking stupid can you be? Dude, that money would've been better spent getting some fucking hair-plugs, lol. What a fucking goon, lmao.

edit to avoid double post: I realize this is kev's thread but jesus, that mode_view guy, good god. This guy is just painful to witness. I mean, imagine actually caring what filthy degenerates like kevin and crew think of you? Imagine trying to be friends with them. Imagine holding a really fucking stupid conversation with yourself, in public, hoping that senpai kev and crew accept you. "Guys, hey guys, lookit, I have a girl personality guys lookit," hahaha omg it's just so saddd...

 

[Mr Snek]

However, there's also a wishlist for the ranch (archive). Surprisingly, almost all of the items on this list are related to the ranch instead of being personal shit (the only exception is the two bidets they want). There are solar panels, batteries, lawn mowers, a fucking tractor, deer resistant wildflower seeds, indoor gardening stuff (probably so they can grow weed, but whatever), a standby generator, and electric alpaca shears. Call me optimistic, but I'm starting to think that the ranch might not be a (complete) scam.

Call me optimistic, but I'm actually rooting for the troon ranch now. If they're willing to put the work in to get it up and running they'll have earnt my respect, even if they ebegged to get the bits and pieces they need. Originally I started checking this thread to see what nasty thing Kevie had posted, but I think the adventures of the troon ranch have better long term entertainment value. The real interesting part will be seeing who sticks around, because if the troons get fed up enough to kick anyone out, the first one will be Kevie.

 

[FramerGirl420]

"if there's no open wound you really shouldn't have an issue"
Oh no no no.

I love they completely ignore the obvious here. His entire crotch is an open wound.That's literally what a "neo-vagina" is. That's why he has to dilate, bc his body is trying to heal the open wound that he erroneously calls a vagina.

Bonnie seems like the most decent of the bunch, he seems to care about the animals and actually do work and isn't totally repulsive to look at. Plus he made that post about being annoyed by all the thirst tweets.

He should come here and spill all about what a gross smelly leech Kevin is.

OFC he seems normal in comparison, Kevin is the lowest possible bar you can set.
Bonnie is still delusional and willingly associates w Kevin and the other mentally ill men.

While we wait for the diaper disaster, let's see what our boy has been up to

KevKev tries to pull peoples heartstrings to get some money
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Love how Maryl here has to pull one better

Spoiler: gofundme

View attachment 1242726 "We ONLY need 5200 more" yeah, they only need some pocket change

Spoiler: gofundme latest

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Kevvies toy project is still ongoing
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Still not all! There is going to be so much dust...

Spoiler: More toys

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Bragging about cracking eggs

Spoiler: true friend

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KevKevs hot take on friendship between women
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I thought this was really interesting

Spoiler: Why Kevvie transitioned

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Oh boy

Spoiler: hot trans women

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Spoiler: hot like this

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Best for last: some cute cats and alpacas ❤
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Spoiler: Bigger pic

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I don't understand the toy thing. Like, I 100% understand having a collection. A lot of people have a collection. Some people collect toys. But he just seems to buy a myriad of shit. There's no theme, it's not a particular line of toys, there's no rhyme or reason to it. It's just a hoard of stupid toys that popped up on his Amazon suggestions. And half of the shitty toys are broken bc his giant man hands apparently crush anything they come into contact with. It's just so weird to me.

 

[Bani]

lmao 6 hours of power a day
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meanwhile, Kevin rolls out of bed and begins tweeting
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and Ryan's back to trying to convince himself his imaginary female alter ego is real while Kevin continues to groom an autistic fat dude on the internet
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His "goddess" shtick is so goddamn cringey. I think he's trying to virtue-signal about how he thinks God is female, but in reality it just makes him seem like a pervert. Also, not to be autistic, but "God" is a proper noun, and "goddess" isn't-- God's name would still be God regardless of his gender. Calling him "Goddess" is like calling Björk "Björkess" or "Björkette." Or like calling Flea "Mr. Flea."

I'm not an expert on feminism, but don't feminists dislike it when people feel the need to add feminine suffixes to already-gender-neutral profession names? It says on Wikipedia that feminists take issue with words like "actress" and "stewardess." I mean, I don't want to buy into their lunacy, but it's kind of a good point-- it's not like we call female doctors and artists "doctresses" and "artresses." Way to go, Kevin, calling yourself a feminist and then doing something that feminists are pointedly against!

Wow, it's almost like trannies call themselves feminist for the woke points while knowing nothing about it, or something.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Call me optimistic, but I'm actually rooting for the troon ranch now. If they're willing to put the work in to get it up and running they'll have earnt my respect, even if they ebegged to get the bits and pieces they need. Originally I started checking this thread to see what nasty thing Kevie had posted, but I think the adventures of the troon ranch have better long term entertainment value. The real interesting part will be seeing who sticks around, because if the troons get fed up enough to kick anyone out, the first one will be Kevie.

I can see where your coming from but I am not rooting for rancho-del-transo

If they were just trans people with a minimal social media foot print I would be more sympathetic, people with similar interests trying to make their place in the world without solely requiring handouts (even though they need gofund me and their tugboats) is admirable.

However, there is somethings dark inside those walls, and I’m not talking about Kevvies rotten pocket.

The weird master/slave relationship the leader "Penny" has with all the other Troons is not only weird but pretty fucking cultish. Penny has cultivated a haram of briad dead troons and may have even pushed Kevvie to getting his dick cut off. Penny is for many of the Troons their only source of shelter, if Penny were to kick off Kevvie he would be homeless. This really can cause deep messed up abusive relationship patterns, I mean, how many domestic violence cases have been about women too afraid to leave because they have nothing on the outside for them?

That and Penny is OLD, I have a feeling if you look into his history you will find him being involved with other weird communes/cults. He fucking whipped out a fucking five seven pistol as soon as we learned about ram ranch and has exhibited other leader/chad traits, hell getting a ranch out of the middle of nowhere off the ground takes some rough character. He may have a rough ranching background that kept him ranching even after his transition. I think the origin of the ranch and alpacas is that Penny inherited them or bought into it when he was straight/in a past life, there are too many alpacas for them to acquire over the life of "unicorn ranch". Maybe it was a bad decision that Trooned him out? who knows, but theres something seriously wrong here.

Granted all these Troons at the ranch get off on this master/slave relationship they have, so its their fault as well, however if one of them would talk back it be really interesting to see what happens, punishment? Eviction? Pistol whip?

The whole situation I think is really uncomfortable, funny as fuck but still, weird polygamist sexual communes like this always end up in some deaths and maybe a police shootout. Followed by a 60 minutes documentary in between the "Real Manson files" and "Hitlers moon base".

 

[Particle Bored]

What the fuck now I actually feel sorry to the other sorry souls living on Tran Ranch.

They trip over Kevie's new $400 toy and/or dildo delivery every other day on their way to re-jigger the solar charger.

In other words: "Don't."

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I love they completely ignore the obvious here. His entire crotch is an open wound.That's literally what a "neo-vagina" is. That's why he has to dilate, bc his body is trying to heal the open wound that he erroneously calls a vagina.

OFC he seems normal in comparison, Kevin is the lowest possible bar you can set.
Bonnie is still delusional and willingly associates w Kevin and the other mentally ill men.



I don't understand the toy thing. Like, I 100% understand having a collection. A lot of people have a collection. Some people collect toys. But he just seems to buy a myriad of shit. There's no theme, it's not a particular line of toys, there's no rhyme or reason to it. It's just a hoard of stupid toys that popped up on his Amazon suggestions. And half of the shitty toys are broken bc his giant man hands apparently crush anything they come into contact with. It's just so weird to me.

Yeah, if he collected only stuffed lions, or tigers, or hell, stuffed lions, stuffed tigers -and- stuffed cheetahs. Or only transformers.
But what Kevie is doing isn't collecting, its hoarding.

 

[Tomssu]

Holy shit our boy delivers! I spat out my morning tea

They both look like sex offenders! Creepy af

Spoiler: mandatory bigger pic

Stuff from nightmares

Another beautiful selfie. All comments were of course ass patting: "You look so pretty!"

Spoiler: full pic

I can smell him from here. Even his glasses are dirty ffs

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

But what Kevie is doing isn't collecting, its hoarding

And why? Because He desperatly tries to distract himself from the gunk leaking horror between his legs. And it's not working.

 

[Coofcamp1488]

I can smell him from here. Even his glasses are dirty ffs

The wrinkly forehead is genuinely un-nerving, like my brain can't recognize what Kevkev is. Truly the closest we will get to uncanny valley in real life.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Wow... People really are throwing money to them...
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Latest situation

Lol I hope they never get funded. Get fucked Kevie

EDIT: Kinda funny that Kevie's inheritance checks go to toys, dildos, & other totally necessary expenditures, but the upkeep of Tran Ranch isn't important enough to part with his trust fund troonbux.

Incidentally, has anyone made an "18 naked fatties in the showers at Tran Ranch" joke yet? (Let's be real, there's no showering going on.)

 

[Tomssu]

Lol I hope they never get funded. Get fucked Kevie

EDIT: Kinda funny that Kevie's inheritance checks go to toys, dildos, & other totally necessary expenditures, but the upkeep of Tran Ranch isn't important enough to part with his trust fund troonbux.

Incidentally, has anyone made an "18 naked fatties in the showers at Tran Ranch" joke yet? (Let's be real, there's no showering going on.)

There's still hope, I guess (for not getting funded), but apparently they have friends with money

Spoiler: top donations

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Multiple generic name 100$ donation, look like a money laundering scheme

 

[AmbiTron]

Holy shit our boy delivers! I spat out my morning tea
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They both look like sex offenders! Creepy af

Spoiler: mandatory bigger pic

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Now I see sort of why Kevin always does the AGP smirk, anything even approximating a normal smile reveals just how wide and manly his face is.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

made his long hair a little less obvious just to see

Spoiler: COMPUTER, BAD LIGHTING PLEASE

 

[BallBuster]

made his long hair a little less obvious just to see
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Spoiler: COMPUTER, BAD LIGHTING PLEASE

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Is it girly to look like Charles Lee Ray? Cause fuck...

 

[stupid fuck]

with respect to wishing tran ranch well, it's not that i hope they fail (it's top tier entertainment), it's more the fact that they're incapable of succeeding on their own. alpaca farms are a meme because they're mostly unprofitable, a scam or just done as a hobby with no intention of serious profit. barely anyone makes real money off them.

going by Kevin and Bonnie's tweets recently and in the past, it appears that Penny "budgeted" for (and subsequently exceeded) 60 alpacas, which seems to imply the whole ranching thing was a large purchase and an escape from reality, á la Greta Gustava and La Zorra. i don't know much of Penny's deep lore (other than his real name is Phillip) so i could be wrong.

their stated goal is to create a "trans haven" for troons to escape to, and they're off to a roaring start by selecting a fucking meme animal to produce. to skim over their financial accomplishments so far:

• they chose a niche industry with strong competition (see: Etsy) and high costs for turning raw material (fleece) into products (yarn) - i believe alpaca fleece requires specialty machinery to process due to the way the fleece grows, meaning they need to send it off to a third party to process before selling
• alpacas can generally only be shorn once per year
• the yarn is overpriced and they've opted to sell plastic jewellery in the times they have no fleece available
• they immediately went over their intended number of animals they'd budgeted for
• they have at least 4 permanent residents who are perpetual patients, because that's the cost of trooning out
• they rented a property to start their ranch knowing it wouldn't be permanent and racked up probably tens of thousands in moving costs (the moving gofundme was asking $40k)
• they e-begged something to the tune of $5-10k for "upgrades" to the troon ranch before the move (but suspiciously after the move was announced) and we have no idea where that money went
• they initially got a small business loan of an unknown amount from a Colorado NGO, which they bragged about initially, but nary a peep about it since
• the troonmobile has broken down multiple times, costing (supposedly) thousands, and is likely due to troons being incapable of any sort of maintenance
• they didn't do their due diligence and bought a house needing thousands of dollars in "unexpected" repairs, fencing and further maintenance
• they have stated that the move and necessary repairs have exhausted all their savings
• 2 of the residents don't seem to do fucking anything (Kevin and Jen)
• they have 5 cats, a bunch of dogs, a load of ducks and seem to be talking about goats and more animals too
• Kevin has thousands of dollars worth of toys and dildos while the house goes without power
• and they STILL intend to blow thousands on additions to the house so they can provide respite for psycho troons who run away from reality and/or for Kevin to perv on
• everyone on that ranch is a stoner faggotron and continue to post about smoking weed while they beg for money to ease their self-imposed "hardship"

if it weren't for the insane circle of grifting and e-begging that the online troon cult subsists off, they would have gone completely bust months ago. unlike Greta, these troons don't seem to have hundreds of thousands of embezzled money from idiots to dip into as a backup - just whatever they manage to rustle up from mentally ill cumbrains and tranny chasers on twitter

anyway, sperging over


still begging daily, and i'm fully expecting more work will be needed on the power after the $6k is spent


lotta weed for people with an active gofundme

dat feminine hand doe


latest pic of Pennywise the Clown


not a fetish


nigga you closer to 40 than 20


people like this told me 10 years ago that "we're just like everyone else!"


"a perfectly reasonable sign of being a woman"


just too close to pedo shit


look at this all-star cast

i am almost as entertained by Kevie's orbiters as i am by him

bonus Ripley!

new pic


sad news, but smells like troonish embellishment to me


more truly awful furry art

 

[SIGSEGV]

"a perfectly reasonable sign of being a woman"
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I just had constant, elaborate fantasies about getting a vaginoplasty

So he didn't have fantasies about having the "right" body, but focused specifically on having his dick chopped off? Yeah, that doesn't sound like a fetish at all, Kevin.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

Doesn’t the thought of munching on a gaping wound really tighten the ole’ trousers?

As for suing his surgeon: LOL! Remember this was optional non medically needed elective cosmetic surgery. You are pretty much rolling the dice and hoping for the best in these situations.

with respect to wishing tran ranch well, it's not that i hope they fail (it's top tier entertainment), it's more the fact that they're incapable of succeeding on their own. alpaca farms are a meme because they're mostly unprofitable, a scam or just done as a hobby with no intention of serious profit. barely anyone makes real money off them.

going by Kevin and Bonnie's tweets recently and in the past, it appears that Penny "budgeted" for (and subsequently exceeded) 60 alpacas, which seems to imply the whole ranching thing was a large purchase and an escape from reality, á la Greta Gustava and La Zorra. i don't know much of Penny's deep lore (other than his real name is Phillip) so i could be wrong.

their stated goal is to create a "trans haven" for troons to escape to, and they're off to a roaring start by selecting a fucking meme animal to produce. to skim over their financial accomplishments so far:

• they chose a niche industry with strong competition (see: Etsy) and high costs for turning raw material (fleece) into products (yarn) - i believe alpaca fleece requires specialty machinery to process due to the way the fleece grows, meaning they need to send it off to a third party to process before selling
• alpacas can generally only be shorn once per year
• the yarn is overpriced and they've opted to sell plastic jewellery in the times they have no fleece available
• they immediately went over their intended number of animals they'd budgeted for
• they have at least 4 permanent residents who are perpetual patients, because that's the cost of trooning out
• they rented a property to start their ranch knowing it wouldn't be permanent and racked up probably tens of thousands in moving costs (the moving gofundme was asking $40k)
• they e-begged something to the tune of $5-10k for "upgrades" to the troon ranch before the move (but suspiciously after the move was announced) and we have no idea where that money went
• they initially got a small business loan of an unknown amount from a Colorado NGO, which they bragged about initially, but nary a peep about it since
• the troonmobile has broken down multiple times, costing (supposedly) thousands, and is likely due to troons being incapable of any sort of maintenance
• they didn't do their due diligence and bought a house needing thousands of dollars in "unexpected" repairs, fencing and further maintenance
• they have stated that the move and necessary repairs have exhausted all their savings
• 2 of the residents don't seem to do fucking anything (Kevin and Jen)
• they have 5 cats, a bunch of dogs, a load of ducks and seem to be talking about goats and more animals too
• Kevin has thousands of dollars worth of toys and dildos while the house goes without power
• and they STILL intend to blow thousands on additions to the house so they can provide respite for psycho troons who run away from reality and/or for Kevin to perv on
• everyone on that ranch is a stoner faggotron and continue to post about smoking weed while they beg for money to ease their self-imposed "hardship"

if it weren't for the insane circle of grifting and e-begging that the online troon cult subsists off, they would have gone completely bust months ago. unlike Greta, these troons don't seem to have hundreds of thousands of embezzled money from idiots to dip into as a backup - just whatever they manage to rustle up from mentally ill cumbrains and tranny chasers on twitter

anyway, sperging over


still begging daily, and i'm fully expecting more work will be needed on the power after the $6k is spent
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lotta weed for people with an active gofundme
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dat feminine hand doe
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latest pic of Pennywise the Clown
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not a fetish
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nigga you closer to 40 than 20
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people like this told me 10 years ago that "we're just like everyone else!"
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"a perfectly reasonable sign of being a woman"
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just too close to pedo shit
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look at this all-star cast
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i am almost as entertained by Kevie's orbiters as i am by him

bonus Ripley!

new pic
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sad news, but smells like troonish embellishment to me
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more truly awful furry art
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Ahahaha, that ripley picture!

Makes this tweet even better:

archive

Edit, forgot to add more delusion

"I don't pass all the time as some might think"