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Prince Lotor said:
Holy shit, I've don't think I've ever heard the 'bedtime story' part of this clip from Phil before! I'm fucking crying :lit:
I think I've only heard the 2nd part 2 minutes later where he says his "fame" & "worldwide reach" is the reason they got exposed.
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The funny part is that it was a Kiwi autist detractor that exposed everything, but that wouldn't fit DSP's narrative of (1) victimhood or (2) not being a lazy fuck.

He acts like he personally broke the case and exposed them instead.
 
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tomstone said:
not really, afaik bears are muscular big dudes with a little fat. philbert is complete mush with 0 muscle.
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from what i know, there are fat ones too, but they got muscle to go with it
phil has nothing in the muscle department
i need to find the gif of phil swinging his arm, and the fat just jiggling for a good couple of seconds
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Everyone is correct, but it's also a reference to Dark Dave's restream. He/his mods have taken to playing a lawnmower sound to drown out Phil when he gets to stretches of the prestream where he is reading from the begging portion of his script.
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I like to use it to drown out his leader board segment.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
from what i know, there are fat ones too, but they got muscle to go with it
phil has nothing in the muscle department
i need to find the gif of phil swinging his arm, and the fat just jiggling for a good couple of seconds
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Phil can't be gay. He had all those statues of big breasted comic book women. Sexy She-Hulk, sexy Black Cat, sexy Snow Queen, and the "art piece" of the overly sexualized Zelda, Peach, and Samus. He obviously likes women.

I however can't figure out how it was only his male dolls that got broken through "normal everyday touching".
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I however can't figure out how it was only his male dolls that got broken through "normal everyday touching".
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Those are not tabletop miniatures that you have to touch and move around in order to play games with them(warhammer or warmachine for example),his statues are collectibles meant to be looked at,not touched,does that mean a man in his 30s like him played with his statues and broke them?
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JimiHendrix said:
this fat ass is on stream right now talking about how, despite his absolutely maximum cheese build, a "nice fan" wrote him in indepth guide on what to do with his Build even further.
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Is there a single game he's playing where he's not being actively handheld through it? I can't think of any.

Edit: Also, it's 12:30 PM his time, and he has still not actually started playing. He's been reading his guide and doing menuing for like 20 minutes.

Edit 2: NOW HE'S BANNING PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF HIM. THIS FUCKING GUY :lol:

Edit 3: Says he's been doing well "the whole time". Has 156 deaths that he admits to with his counter. Has more (at least 2, maybe 7) that he didn't include.

Edit 4: "Can we play the game now?" -- Phil Burnell, after wasting 30+ minutes menuing and banning people and after a 1.5-2 hour prestream.
 
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actually said:
Is there a single game he's playing where he's not being actively handheld through it? I can't think of any.
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Now he's yelling at people for being mad he's reading a Guide ONTOP of his cheese build. Claims everyone who plays games on twitch does it and he hasn't been handheld at all in Nioh up until this point. "I wanted to use lightning, I wanted to use switchglaive, I wanted to use magic"

so he just happened to want to use the cheesiest combination of things? aight.

"Now I know people are probably laughing on youtube, "oh it's so ridiculous phil has to say this"

yeah, I'm sure people are laughing on youtube about this, just not in that way.
 
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