Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Webby's Boyfriend]

They're not real

Keep telling that yourself.

 

[Aria]

Keep telling that yourself.

cartoons are not real you delusional prick.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

cartoons are not real you delusional prick.

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

 

[Revo]

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

LOL. Are you high rn ?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

No joke, you need a therapist.

 

[lolwut]

after my early end in this dimension here.

ftfy

 

[Syaoran Li]

It's obvious that Webby's doing some really dedicated deep cover bait posting with this one and he's trying to pull a Jace.

Or at least I hope to God that's what this is.

 

[Monolith]

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

Chris, if you want to talk to us, you have a full subforum devoted to you.

 

[BayView]

Chris, if you want to talk to us, you have a full subforum devoted to you.

If that chris, he would sperg about the merge and how he swapped bodies with sonichu

 

[Manah]

So the Webby thing wasn’t a joke after all?

That's the thing, it's kind of hard to tell now.

 

[YayLasagna]

I believe in simulations like Elon Musk.

My lass Deryn Sharp is real in another plane of existence into which the simulators will respawn me after my earthly end in this dimension here.

I do not for a second buy that this is serious anymore.

 

[yamaxanadu]

Well every female in your life is a fucking slut. Meanwhile I have my S/O who is loyal and isn't a slut.

I am female, I’m not a slut. Your logic doesn’t line up pal. But hey, good on you for picking a jpeg that isn’t a whore.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I am female, I’m not a slut. Your logic doesn’t line up pal. But hey, good on you for picking a jpeg that isn’t a whore.

Tits or GTFO

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Love with a physical human being is love with a "imaginary" person too, namely the image of that person which you have in your mind. Technically, you cannot love - or hate - a "real" person because you can never truly and fully know a real person. Therefore, developing romantic feelings for a fictional character from a book or film isn't that far off.

I too have wondered if I'm in love with my actual gorlfren or the Platonic ideal of my gorlfren?

But at least she's real, she can talk to me.
We can read books separately and later discus them together. We can make love, have disagreements, go on walks.
Eat meals across from each other.

But perhaps your gorlfren talks to you too.-if so, I worry.

 

[weirdMcGee]

why are literal lolcows infesting this thread lately?

 

[Strelok]

why are literal lolcows infesting this thread lately?

Implying half the users of this site aren't lolcows already.

 

[BanyaHat]

Mods need to hand out some threadbans in here so we can go back to laughing at Reddit ASAP.

 

[Pina Colada]

Well every female in your life is a fucking slut. Meanwhile I have my S/O who is loyal and isn't a slut.

Shit, I'd better dial up Maury for my mom's paternity test then. And what's not to say the same with how much porn your "waifu" has?

 

[Autisimodo]

why are literal lolcows infesting this thread lately?

It happens every now and then, but at least the cows in this thread stay on topic.

Anyways, here's some more stuff from r/Waifuism

Spoiler: Rules regarding "Kidfus"

I honestly have no idea why these redditors give a shit about how many fictional kids their autistic brethren have adopted, its not like they can prevent loli/shota molestation.

I would've liked to post some more weird shit but recently most of the posts are stuff like this:

Spoiler

But at least there's...

Spoiler: Art

No hate towards the artist, I just thought this looked pretty goofy among all the other recent art stuff.

I also found this interesting;

They're not far from 20k members yet there isn't a lot of engagement in the subreddit itself, at least for the past few weeks or so.

 

[Enola Straight]

I had no idea kidfus were a thing but I can't say I'm surprised. The only question I have is if it's sexual like husbandos and waifus?

I think I already know the answer.