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Eunuchs usually grew fat. It's well documented by historian Mel Brooks.
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Noelle talking about the show.
Here's the link to his tumblr btw. It's actually really pathetic because his posts get one or two responses at best. Most of the time he's venting to no one. Some of his posts suggest that he, like Jazz, is starting to gain crazy weight and is trying to keep it down. He really sounds like a bitter, lonely person.
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Noelle talking about the show.
Here's the link to his tumblr btw. It's actually really pathetic because his posts get one or two responses at best. Most of the time he's venting to no one. Some of his posts suggest that he, like Jazz, is starting to gain crazy weight and is trying to keep it down. He really sounds like a bitter, lonely person.
I'd feel bad for him, but frankly, I've go no sympathy for people who are so devoid of personality they try to fill the void with politics.View attachment 1246393View attachment 1246394
Can't tell if he is getting anorexic or if he was fat for awhile. Losing 40 lbs is quite a bit.
He also posted repeatedly about having long-term confusion about sexuality and having only negative experiences with romantic relationships. Really fucked up that someone who isn't at peace with their sexuality can have their sex organs amputated.
Also learned he smokes weed and is a communist, but its not so unusual for people to do that as teenagers now, so whatever.
The answer for Jeanette is that she believed all the consequences of castrati were a lie and like many in the troon movement believe David Reimer was a liar, and Jeanette drank deep from the agp koolaid believing gnrh agonists would turn her prepubescent male child into a small shouldered delicate jaw realgirl.Remember the really creepy loser black guy Jazz "dated"? I forget his name, but he seemed totally zoned out the entire time they were together. He didn't look genuinely affectionate or interested in Jazz, at all. And he was also unemployed and didn't really have anything going for him in terms of college or looking for a job, I think, so what happened was that he saw that Jazz was famous and lonely and he thought TLC would give him a few dollars for helping make the story more spicy for a few episodes. Or maybe he was a pervert with a weird fetish. Maybe both.
Most people aren't very hard to please, most of us don't want a supermodel, and most of us know we'll disagree on some things with our life partner. But at the end of the day, there's someone out there for most of us. As long as you aren't horribly deformed and don't have serious mental problems, you can probably have a healthy relationship or marriage with somebody out there. As for Jazz? Who would possibly want a young man with a perpetually healing wound between his legs and an underdeveloped brain which is forever going to lead to mental problems and behavior issues? Did Jeannette even care that she was making her son unmarriageable and possibly dooming him to an extremely lonely life? His only hope is if he figures out that this is a bunch of shit, and then finds himself a life partner that also got trooned out as a child. That's literally it for him.
Translation: Cut this kid's dick off for free and pay for it plzkthx so he can be famous. Sound familiar?Silvestro Prittoni, servant of Your Serene Highness, finds himself in the state of rejoicing in a voice sufficiently good to practice music and wishing to retain it, begs Your Serene Highness on his goodness to make it such that he is without those instruments, which would allow the change in voice to take place with advancing years; that he might receive all this as charity, it being the case that he cannot find the means of being able to do this because of his poverty.
Best line:
>political viewsView attachment 1245930
Noelle talking about the show.
Here's the link to his tumblr btw. It's actually really pathetic because his posts get one or two responses at best. Most of the time he's venting to no one. Some of his posts suggest that he, like Jazz, is starting to gain crazy weight and is trying to keep it down. He really sounds like a bitter, lonely person.
I think he'd just take it in the ass like a good gay boyGet those crescent and star stickers ready...
If Jazz got pounded hard in the frankenvag would it rip loose and pull out on the cock like a pocket pussy? Or would it rip loose and get pounded inside their abdomen like a condom that slipped off?
Nah, he's a spiteful little commie now. The behavior he probable regrets in the show was not constantly lashing out.>political views
>changed
Could he be based?
Castrati are fascinating from a historical perspective because we literally did this same goddamn thing in the 1600s, it was just Jesus-appoved or whatever. Everyone was deep into choir music because that shit was rock and roll back then, but god forbid you let a girl use her natural talents in your fucked up religion, better castrate some boys to make sure we give little girls even less opportunities to succeed than they already have, while also fucking over the little boys we mutilate. Seriously, right down to the famewhoring parents and pretend informed-consent, this is the castrato craze all over again, and this article (linked below in two parts) demonstrates it perfectly.
Hilariously, Mozart straight up says, in a letter to his sister, that castrati singers have a reputation for being overdramatic, and he can't tell if it's from being a performer and thus prone to dramatics or, and I fucking quote, "Low self-esteem." Fucking LOL. Mozart weren't no bitch, though he was indeed also a dude in a wig. He was also drowning in pussy, likely because he managed to make a musical career for himself without becoming a sideshow freak. Oh, and also because he didn't cut his dick off.
I digress. These articles have been linked before, but they're essentially the closest thing we have to a roadmap for Jazz's development as s/he ages. It's a fascinating read and anyone who has enjoyed this thread should check it out. It was published ten years ago, when you were allowed to speak frankly about this kind of thing. You should def read for yourselves (Part 1, Part 2) but I'll leave you with a few choice quotes.
Requests for castration were required of boys eight to ten years of age indicating their willingness to accept the operation and devote their lives to the Church. In 1687, one Silvestro Prittoni petitioned the Duke of Modena:
Translation: Cut this kid's dick off for free and pay for it plzkthx so he can be famous. Sound familiar?
The twilight of the castrati begins with the writings of French authors, including Voltaire and Rousseau. The latter observed: “In Italy there are barbarous fathers who sacrifice nature for financial gain and hand over their children for this operation.” Even in Italy, the arrogant and outlandish conduct of famous castrati came under attack. In 1720, the composer Benedetto Marcello penned one of the most racy satires, Il teatro alla moda (The Fashionable Theater), specifically targeting the castrati for his bards. John Rosselli points to the economic revival beginning in 1730 following a period of prolonged depression that reversed a trend toward “Christian asceticism and tipped the balance away from gambling a son’s virility on success as an opera singer or tenured position as a church singer.”
Need I say more?
The phenomenon of the castrati as described in this paper raises ethical issues that leave us shuddering. Today, “child abuse,” would seem to be the term we would affix to these practices. The daily newspapers tell us that child abuse is still prevalent and the promise of financial gain still leads parents to exploit their children: witness the spectacle of childhood beauty contests. Today it seems incomprehensible that children 8 to 10 years of age would be deemed capable of giving written consent for castration, while we still struggle to find the appropriate age a minor might sign a consent form for a legitimate medical intervention. Before we feel too smug, we should remind ourselves that castration and sterilization were authorized for eugenic purposes well into the 20th century and that the United States was the first country to legalize this practice—a fact that was cited by Nazi propaganda in defending Germany’s forced sterilization program in 1936 and that was raised yet again in their defense during the Nuremberg trials. Even today, instances of complicity by members of the medical profession in ethically questionable medical practices and surgical procedures are continuously uncovered.
Seriously, read the rest if you haven't. The parallels to Jazz's situation and this whole trans kids clusterfuck overall are fucking terrifying. I could have copy-pasted another ten quotes from it that are just as 'WTF' as these three. But in case you were wondering, the end of the story is "then we realized how fucked this is and how much simpler it is to just let natal adult women sing the high notes instead of mutilating kids and we stopped this fucking bullshit" so here's hoping society gets there again, and fast. Christ.
TL;DR: Jazz is fucked, just like these poor kids were back in the 1500-1600s. A wise (actual) woman once told me, 'History will re(eeee)peat herself until she is heard.' Guess we're doing round two of this castrato bullshit, because we collectively forgot it was bullshit, or something. Also apparently an unexpected side effect of castration as a child is being freakishly-tall. But yes, the vagina fairy will come and make you a beautiful delicate princess. You definitely do not look like big awkward dude dressed as a young female prostitute for Halloween, no sir.
Well, it's a good thing Jazz has two brothers, although I doubt they're into men.
>I'm straight
I’m sure it’ll be either 41% faster than expected, or 41% slower.>I'm straight
>no wait actually I'm a lesbian on account of I like lesbian porn, goodbye dick!
>turns out I'm gay with a massive regret between my legs
What a fucking ride. Wouldn't want this to be my kid. How long do you think he can hold on before the sweet release of death claims him? Because it seems to be coming up fast.
Damn nigga, that's stone cold!Pope Innocent XI read the letter and wrote in the margin, “let him be castrated better.”
He's an agp troonbian misogynist. It's nothing new. He turned himself into the most humiliating thing he could in his mind: a woman (GROSS!) who loves other women (EVEN GROSSER!)Diving deeper into Noelle's tumblr, he displays some really creepy fetishizing of women/lesbianism and it's honestly kind of disgusting. There were also tons of straight-bashing posts which made me sad and angry. Unlike Jazz, who is childish but friendly, Noelle really comes across as an unpleasant orc with an unlikable killjoy personality that pushes people away.
I'd say he has an even smaller chance at finding love and happiness than Jazz. Which is about as close to a death sentence there is. Goddammit, parents need to teach their kids how not to fuck up their lives early as well as how to not come across as a creepy asshole.
Not to get us too off topic. But the church was 'officially' against castrating boys just for their singing voices. Rather families would find, or pretend to fine, some lameass excuse for why the castration was medically necessary and then the boy could become a faaaabulous superstar.Castrati are fascinating from a historical perspective because we literally did this same goddamn thing in the 1600s, it was just Jesus-appoved or whatever. Everyone was deep into choir music because that shit was rock and roll back then, but god forbid you let a girl use her natural talents in your fucked up religion, better castrate some boys to make sure we give little girls even less opportunities to succeed than they already have, while also fucking over the little boys we mutilate. Seriously, right down to the famewhoring parents and pretend informed-consent, this is the castrato craze all over again, and this article (linked below in two parts) demonstrates it perfectly.
Hilariously, Mozart straight up says, in a letter to his sister, that castrati singers have a reputation for being overdramatic, and he can't tell if it's from being a performer and thus prone to dramatics or, and I fucking quote, "Low self-esteem." Fucking LOL. Mozart weren't no bitch, though he was indeed also a dude in a wig. He was also drowning in pussy, likely because he managed to make a musical career for himself without becoming a sideshow freak. Oh, and also because he didn't cut his dick off.
I digress. These articles have been linked before, but they're essentially the closest thing we have to a roadmap for Jazz's development as s/he ages. It's a fascinating read and anyone who has enjoyed this thread should check it out. It was published ten years ago, when you were allowed to speak frankly about this kind of thing. You should def read for yourselves (Part 1, Part 2) but I'll leave you with a few choice quotes.
Requests for castration were required of boys eight to ten years of age indicating their willingness to accept the operation and devote their lives to the Church. In 1687, one Silvestro Prittoni petitioned the Duke of Modena:
Translation: Cut this kid's dick off for free and pay for it plzkthx so he can be famous. Sound familiar?
The twilight of the castrati begins with the writings of French authors, including Voltaire and Rousseau. The latter observed: “In Italy there are barbarous fathers who sacrifice nature for financial gain and hand over their children for this operation.” Even in Italy, the arrogant and outlandish conduct of famous castrati came under attack. In 1720, the composer Benedetto Marcello penned one of the most racy satires, Il teatro alla moda (The Fashionable Theater), specifically targeting the castrati for his bards. John Rosselli points to the economic revival beginning in 1730 following a period of prolonged depression that reversed a trend toward “Christian asceticism and tipped the balance away from gambling a son’s virility on success as an opera singer or tenured position as a church singer.”
Need I say more?
The phenomenon of the castrati as described in this paper raises ethical issues that leave us shuddering. Today, “child abuse,” would seem to be the term we would affix to these practices. The daily newspapers tell us that child abuse is still prevalent and the promise of financial gain still leads parents to exploit their children: witness the spectacle of childhood beauty contests. Today it seems incomprehensible that children 8 to 10 years of age would be deemed capable of giving written consent for castration, while we still struggle to find the appropriate age a minor might sign a consent form for a legitimate medical intervention. Before we feel too smug, we should remind ourselves that castration and sterilization were authorized for eugenic purposes well into the 20th century and that the United States was the first country to legalize this practice—a fact that was cited by Nazi propaganda in defending Germany’s forced sterilization program in 1936 and that was raised yet again in their defense during the Nuremberg trials. Even today, instances of complicity by members of the medical profession in ethically questionable medical practices and surgical procedures are continuously uncovered.
Seriously, read the rest if you haven't. The parallels to Jazz's situation and this whole trans kids clusterfuck overall are fucking terrifying. I could have copy-pasted another ten quotes from it that are just as 'WTF' as these three. But in case you were wondering, the end of the story is "then we realized how fucked this is and how much simpler it is to just let natal adult women sing the high notes instead of mutilating kids and we stopped this fucking bullshit" so here's hoping society gets there again, and fast. Christ.
TL;DR: Jazz is fucked, just like these poor kids were back in the 1500-1600s. A wise (actual) woman once told me, 'History will re(eeee)peat herself until she is heard.' Guess we're doing round two of this castrato bullshit, because we collectively forgot it was bullshit, or something. Also apparently an unexpected side effect of castration as a child is being freakishly-tall. But yes, the vagina fairy will come and make you a beautiful delicate princess. You definitely do not look like big awkward dude dressed as a young female prostitute for Halloween, no sir.