Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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I guess the doctors finally got sick of her constantly ripping her line out and are hoping a port will stay put? That's my current theory.

I have no doubt she purposely made those peripheral IVs difficult to get in by dehydrating herself before each home nurse visit.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video:
ALL ABOUT MY PORT A CATH + 1 WEEK POST OP (4.22.20)
One week since port surgery, but not one week, but one week.
Explains shes not a medical professional and what a port is. Has a purple power port. Talks about other kind of lines. Says she doesn't know a lot about them but continues to talk about them like she does. Hasn't taken it out yet, might take it out so she can swim. Bad veins boo hoo have endured so much. Talks about the surgery. Waking up is so hard with a port - life is hard but she's dealing with it. Shows how she covers it up when she showers. IS a person that showers every day, but doesn't shower every day, takes whores baths. Where she keeps tube, doesn't want people to thinking she's got the tube out to show off how sick she is, it's really because of sweat and not to show off toobs.

 

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Oh for fuck's sake




These are not seizures, fucking fool.

Scratched knee but didn't break glasses during her NotSeizure



On second thought, I'd probably have a seizure too if my floors were that fucking nasty.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Oh for fuck's sake
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These are not seizures, fucking fool.
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Scratched knee but didn't break glasses during her NotSeizure
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On second thought, I'd probably have a seizure too if my floors were that fucking nasty.
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How did she do that box dye job if she's seizing left right and center constantly? I bet that's a piss stain on the floor.

Edit to add: She cut bangs? Seizing so much she had to go the hospital during a pandemic and she cut her bangs?

 

[Punkinsplice]

Oh for fuck's sake
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These are not seizures, fucking fool.
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Scratched knee but didn't break glasses during her NotSeizure
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On second thought, I'd probably have a seizure too if my floors were that fucking nasty.
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Is all this munching to get out of cleaning her room? And I agree that it is suspicious as hell that she managed to cut and color her hair while status epilepticus or whatever it is called.

 

[Cringey Edgelord]

Oh come on, she could at least stick a fake blood capsule in her mouth and bite it!

 

[large_farva]

Faking seizures might be exhausting. But have you ever bitten off your tongue, you daft little cunt? Real epilepsy sucks for people, it's infantilizing to a degree. There's no driving, sometimes can't be left alone, sometimes you bite a piece of your tongue off when you have a seizure in your sleep. The medications aren't something that excite you, they come with heavy side effects. It's a miserable, sad disease and faking it is disgusting, and hard-core cringe. Keep making the seizure faking videos and I will keep archiving them.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

RONA be making everyone a little crazy. But the munchie train is blowing full steam.


"I'll show all the pictures for attention with oxygen tubing but don't dare ask!".

 

[vapewilder]

Ok, i've been in absolute hovels where nobody ever cleans, animals regularly piss and shit on the floor and nobody cleans it up, and the humans who live there have a habit of going away for a month and leaving dirty dishes all over the house that looked cleaner than that. That shit is fucking nasty, she needs to do some cleaning.

Also, how does she expect people to believe she always "just happens" to be filming herself when she "seizes"? And the camera "just happens" to stay focused on her the whole time... i will admit i havent watched the videos because just no thanks, but is she claiming someone else is filming her, or is she somehow maintaining "selfie angle" while seizing?

 

[ineedattention]

does anyone wonder what AJ or TTFD would be like during this pandemic if they were both still alive?

 

[Punkinsplice]

I just noticed that you can see dontpetme's phone reflected in her glasses. Sleeping selfies are just the best.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Ok, i've been in absolute hovels where nobody ever cleans, animals regularly piss and shit on the floor and nobody cleans it up, and the humans who live there have a habit of going away for a month and leaving dirty dishes all over the house that looked cleaner than that. That shit is fucking nasty, she needs to do some cleaning.

Also, how does she expect people to believe she always "just happens" to be filming herself when she "seizes"? And the camera "just happens" to stay focused on her the whole time... i will admit i havent watched the videos because just no thanks, but is she claiming someone else is filming her, or is she somehow maintaining "selfie angle" while seizing?

OMG yes. I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

Re. Krissy Klein:

Look at the top left. That's not my kid. I don't even like most kids. But I could not sit by and hold a camera seeing the pain and terror on that kid's face. How does a mother even remember her Facebook page in a situation like that?

She's 4 or 5, right? Kids that age who have surgery can't comprehend that what's happening is for their own good and they're going to get better and go home soon (not in this case obviously, but surgery that's actually needed). They think that the pain and trauma, strangers doing painful or embarrassing things to them, long separation from loved ones, the worry in their parents' faces etc. etc. is all the result of something wrong THEY did, that's it's all their fault somehow.

A monstrous narcissistic jackal like Krissy would doubtless use the kid's fear to her advantage when no-one's around to hear, somehow getting the kid to think she's to blame for doing this TERRIBLE THING to her mother, but it's OK because Mommy forgives her! Look at what a GOOD MOMMY she's being to her sickly, sniveling little fighter who makes Mommy cry!! And of course it's the prettiest daughter as well. I hope she survives being carved up like a Xmas turkey and Blanchards the mother.

Re: DPMIW:

Also, how does she expect people to believe she always "just happens" to be filming herself when she "seizes"? And the camera "just happens" to stay focused on her the whole time... i will admit i havent watched the videos because just no thanks, but is she claiming someone else is filming her, or is she somehow maintaining "selfie angle" while seizing?

Must be selfies, because any sentient human in the vicinity of this trash could surely only point and laugh. She looks like she's using Shake Weights but without the weights. Just watching her videos is making me involuntarily apply hard supraorbital pressure to my phone.

And why do so many of these morons get Huskies as service dogs, FFS? They are ridiculously stubborn to train, and they need near-constant exercise or they'll trash your house and yard. Ugh I loathe every one of these abusive, pathetic, spoiled bitches.

Here's an update from Cherie Fox, for any "fans". BTW her mom, who she maligns at every opportunity, is currently battling cancer.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Re. Krissy Klein:


She's 4 or 5, right? Kids that age who have surgery can't comprehend that what's happening is for their own good and they're going to get better and go home soon (not in this case obviously, but surgery that's actually needed). They think that the pain and trauma, strangers doing painful or embarrassing things to them, long separation from loved ones, the worry in their parents' faces etc. etc. is all the result of something wrong THEY did, that's it's all their fault somehow.

A monstrous narcissistic jackal like Krissy would doubtless use the kid's fear to her advantage when no-one's around to hear, somehow getting the kid to think she's to blame for doing this TERRIBLE THING to her mother, but it's OK because Mommy forgives her! Look at what a GOOD MOMMY she's being to her sickly, sniveling little fighter who makes Mommy cry!! And of course it's the prettiest daughter as well. I hope she survives being carved up like a Xmas turkey and Blanchards the mother.

Re: DPMIW:


Must be selfies, because any sentient human in the vicinity of this trash could surely only point and laugh. She looks like she's using Shake Weights but without the weights. Just watching her videos is making me involuntarily apply hard supraorbital pressure to my phone.

And why do so many of these morons get Huskies as service dogs, FFS? They are ridiculously stubborn to train, and they need near-constant exercise or they'll trash your house and yard. Ugh I loathe every one of these abusive, pathetic, spoiled bitches.

Here's an update from Cherie Fox, for any "fans". BTW her mom, who she maligns at every opportunity, is currently battling cancer.
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I love cherie, she's like Kelly lite. Skin picker complains about unbearable full body itchiness is she gonna start checking for bugs under her skin?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Faking seizures might be exhausting. But have you ever bitten off your tongue, you daft little cunt? Real epilepsy sucks for people, it's infantilizing to a degree. There's no driving, sometimes can't be left alone, sometimes you bite a piece of your tongue off when you have a seizure in your sleep. The medications aren't something that excite you, they come with heavy side effects. It's a miserable, sad disease and faking it is disgusting, and hard-core cringe. Keep making the seizure faking videos and I will keep archiving them.

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This pretend-seizure talk calls for a little anecdote.

Let's just say I know a guy who worked with a girl who liked to fake a great deal of seizures.

Spoiler: muh epilepsy

Now this bitch definitely had something wrong with her but it wasn't epilepsy like she claimed, that's for sure. For starters, the timing was hilariously convenient. The type of work was housekeeping, so whenever the allotted time (which changed from day to day, sometimes five hours sometimes ten, always over 9 on the weekends when all the guests want to check out) was particularly long, she suddenly had a seizure before first break. Always in the break room of course, where the executives could see her and send her home--never in an ambulance though. She would wake up after like a minute, claim she was okay and would call her boyfriend to drive her home.

During the "seizures," she would grab her head and basically flop around like a fish because she was too fat to shake, which was almost impossible not to laugh at when basically everybody knew it wasn't real but didn't know how to say anything. A few girls called it her "seizure Sunday," behind her back, since this almost always occurred on Sundays (consistently the busiest day of the week). When she wasn't actually having her "episodes," she complained about them constantly and often in conversation pretend to have sudden amnesia where she forgot who people were and which board was hers because she couldn't remember her name, etc. It got to the point where a lot of people couldn't talk to her without cracking up, and the others with epileptic friends/relatives were getting increasingly irritated.

The height of the hilarity was when she told me--er, the guy I knew--right before lunch that she was "going to go have a seizure" in the supply room and then proceeded to do exactly that like it was a matter of business. Understandably, a few people had to go outside when they couldn't stop laughing at the sound of boxes rustling while she flopped around making tard noises that sounded like "hubba hubba hubba" and then "woke up" a minute later moaning "Where am I? What happened?" and stumbling all over the place as the poor execs helped her up. She even knocked over a whole box of soaps, to which an assistant exec had to excuse herself and follow us outside because she started laughing too.

She worked there about 8 months before getting fired for giving a guest a handjob in their room for $80. The guy I knew was only there for like 2 months before she was fired, and really regrets not being there for the other 6 months.

I thought I'd keep the gist of it brief, and obviously I'm in no position to dox her, but there are plenty more stories about Seizure Sally, if anyone's interested.

 

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[Ellesse_warrior]

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I take it back, those bangs are jacked, maybe she was seizing while cutting them.

 

[Long Dong Silver]

Oh for fuck's sake
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These are not seizures, fucking fool.
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Scratched knee but didn't break glasses during her NotSeizure
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On second thought, I'd probably have a seizure too if my floors were that fucking nasty.
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At least while she was “seizing,” she went down gently and didn’t faceplant into that disgusting carpeting. I can smell the ammonia and mildew through my phone screen.

 

[Anon666]

Spoiler: Krissy Klein Part 3

DUSK NOTE: After almost a week of trawling through screenshots, we finally had to call it quits and synthesize...something. I'll include the last of my aunt's analysis, and close with our impressions, though mine are clearly the opinions of an psychologically uneducated asshole, and hold considerably less weight.
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I can't fathom why someone want to commemorate such a traumatic event. I feel like a broken record, but I'm mildly shocked that she is so open in dwelling on and obsessing over these dangerous medical procedures. This post reads as a nauseatingly-excited reliving of what must have been a traumatic event for her daughter, with a hurriedly appended "isn't it awful?" tacked on afterwards. If you have a particularly nasty older relative or neighbor who delights in telling you that Rosie lost the baby, didn't you hear? Eighth month and everything. Dick had to get her shut up down at Juniper Hill. Terrible, innit?
This is far beyond that kind of schadenfreude, though. It's not entirely out of the question that she gets off on being healthy while her kids are in pain, but it's clearly about the attention for her. If it weren't, she wouldn't be celebrating, and she wouldn't be posting the gory details on Facebook. It's normal to go to close friends and family members for reassurance, but who cares if your cousin's ex-girlfriend puts a "sad" reaction on your status update? If she were truly traumatized, she'd never make a post, period, much less one of this tone. Think about the most frightening day of your life. For example, about seven years ago, my twin brother was in a car crash. To this day, I remember almost nothing about that day. My nephew told me that he called me, etc., etc., but that day was so stressful and horrific that all I can remember are a few random moments. I'm sure most people reading this have experienced a similarly stressful situation. Would you write about it on Facebook? Probably not, but maybe your page is carefully curated, and you've cultivated some distance. Would you write about it like this? If you answered in the affirmative, all I can do is hope that you're doing so from behind a door with a good lock on it.
I don't want to nitpick too hard, especially considering that there's plenty to criticize her for without stooping too low, but I was a bit taken aback by her seeming expectation that her daughter be "brave and strong" and handle everView attachment 1246928ything with "much grace and positivity." That is entirely too much to ask for from a child in an extraordinarily painful situation. Also, "We began to press doctors, nurses, and wound clinics locally for answers" is code for "I turned myself into a giant pain in the ass and got booted out of two to three local practices." And the words no M.D. wants to hear: "My momma heart knew differently." To pediatricians, that means "I know that hundreds of years of medical science, a preponderance of high-quality evidence, and all reputable medical authorities tell me that vaccinations are safe and effective, and that foregoing them can be very dangerous, but I read a blog on the Internet and it activated my lizard brain, so I'm about to make your life a living hell and maybe infect one of your immunocompromised patients with the mumps." To a CPS investigator or diagnosing doctor, it means "you have evidence against me, or evidence that my child is healthy, or evidence that their condition isn't what I say it is, but I'm going to assert that my child is so special that the laws of physics and anatomy don't apply to them, and then sit back with a smirk like I'm a modern-day Benjamin Franklin." Surgeons should not "trust the gut" of an untrained idiot when deciding whether or not to hack open a child's skull and dig around in their brain. I can't believe I have to say that, but apparently it's not obvious. Dr. Greenfield, Dr. Baaj, and Dr. Otterburn: kiss my ass. I honestly, truly hope the out-of-pocket cash you got from this whore made you happy, because this kid is either going to die from a complication from your hatchet jobs, or by suicide before she's twenty. Happy fucking Zipperversary. View attachment 1246954Also, how pathetic do you have to be to declare yourself your child's best friend? My best friend is not a fucking nine-year-old. Obviously nobody who has a choice can tolerate her. Too bad her kids don't have the option of cutting and running.

Never trust anyone who says that they're the "only" one of anything. I'm reminded of a scene from the Simpsons when Homer asks a indigenous guy "Are you really the last of the Mohicans?" and he replies "Ehh, chicks dig it when you're the last of something." In medicine, I am very skeptical that there are any unique cases. There are atypical presentations, but unless you were onsite at Chernobyl or mucking around in an asbestos-and-lead factory, chances are, you're not that special. If you have a rare cancer or genetic condition, your PCP might not know what they're looking at immediately, and they may not have treated someone with that diagnosis before, but it has been discovered, and someone knows about it. If not, you're either a bonafide, one-in-a-trillion medical mystery, or you're full of shit. Psychiatry is a little more fluid, but we have guidelines. If you don't have either obsessions or compulsions, you cannot have OCD. You must meet X number of diagnostic criteria to receive Y diagnosis. Anyhow, she's clearly on an "awareness" power trip. Even if she weren't lying, "awareness" is the lowest form of advocacy. Parents posting meltdown videos of their autistic children and humiliating them on YouTube is "awareness." Who in this day and age is unaware of autism? The only thing they want people to be aware of is their PayPal.
She also deliberately misses the point of the criticism she has been receiving. The issue is not that her daughter is spoiled (though when you're celebrating the six month anniversary of an event that's not even a birthday, one has to wonder if you're causing more problems than you're solving). The issue is that this is bizarre, grotesque, morbid, macabre, weird behavior. She basically answers by telling us "shut up, my kid is dying, feel bad for me," and closes with the worst advice ever. Curious about someone's disability? Ask them! Ask a stranger to explain their health to you! Of course she would delight in this, because she's an attention whore, but imagine being a paraplegic at the grocery store and this gormless hick and her Frankensteined kids swan up to you and ask, because knowledge is power! I was a little heartened, at least, that she has been getting some criticism.
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Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Look, I was born into a white-trash family. I've seen hunting accidents, limbs necrotic from diabetes, and home-births. I'm a veteran. I've worked in emergency departments pulling foreign objects from anuses and treating gunshot victims, people hit by buses, et. cetera. I've evaluated rapists and murderers. But for some reason, this just really turned my stomach. Look at the top left. That's not my kid. I don't even like most kids. But I could not sit by and hold a camera seeing the pain and terror on that kid's face. How does a mother even remember her Facebook page in a situation like that? And the disembodied hand, pulling her face up, putting her on display...chilling. The next picture isn't even of her face. She's just an object to be displayed and sliced open. For God's sake, a child having her head cracked open doesn't need a camera in her face. She needs comfort. She needs a mother human enough to be present with her in her time of fear. Of course, if her mother was a fucking human being, she would've never been in that situation in the first place. View attachment 1247020




Enough said. I'm not much of a psychoanalyst, so I won't venture any theories as to the psychodynamics of her more vicious treatment of her daughters. I think she tips her hand here. She tacitly admits that she won't stop. I'm ambivalent as to whether she actually can't help herself, or if she just doesn't want to, because she likes it. In my own personal opinion, I always tend to presume competence, but I'm sure there are those who would be a bit more generous.

DUSK NOTE: Krissy Klein is a fat, psycho whore and I would not have sex with her.

Does this woman ever explain why she posts these events in such detail and posts so many photos of her kids in vulnerable positions?
I’m not a fan of having your kids’ photos online at all, but can accept the case for posting milestones and holidays and similar things. But this? I, an internet stranger, know intimate details of these kids’ lives. How has no one in her family made her at least keep this stuff more private, or has she ever mentioned this? Those poor kids.

 

[Dusk]

Does this woman ever explain why she posts these events in such detail and posts so many photos of her kids in vulnerable positions?
I’m not a fan of having your kids’ photos online at all, but can accept the case for posting milestones and holidays and similar things. But this? I, an internet stranger, know intimate details of these kids’ lives. How has no one in her family made her at least keep this stuff more private, or has she ever mentioned this? Those poor kids.

It's all for "awareness." Of what, I can't know, since she claims that they're so goddam unique, and as a teaching tool, she's only useful in the role of "what not to do."