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Why is his asshole vertical? It looks like the Eye of Sauron.
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.
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I have been lurking on this thread for a few months, not terribly interested in Nik himself, but more in what you Farmers think and say about him since he's such a gross one-trick-pony. I thought I'd click the link, see what the big deal was about some lardass showing his dick and gut, and that would be that.
That was not that.
I need some time to myself. A lot of time.
That was not that.
I need some time to myself. A lot of time.
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DinnerDog
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You know the feeling of “collective grief” that Covid-19 articles keep referring to? Like how the virus is creating a shared sense of loss as we mourn life as we knew it, likely leaving permanent scars on our psyche... I think we’re experiencing that feeling microcosmically right here on this thread. Stay safe everyone.
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Yes and stick my fingers down my throat. I don't feel well.
Sorry about the double post but I just had to say, no wonder he shat on Trisha Paytas' couch. His asshole is fucked; literally and metaphorically speaking.
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What about the giant pee hole with something encrusted in it? What the hell is that? I have never seen anything like it.
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I hate that I know this, but it's called a "coin slot." The other shape is "rosebud."
I am not telling you how, or why, I know this.
taintmisbehavin
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Too bad I will be blind and miss the cannibalism saga that Orlin is preparing us for one foot at a time.
Pre-hemorrhoids from being a fat ass?
Pre-prolapse from being a fat ass ho’? Who can really know.
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I'd rather not know and still be able to look you in the eye.
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Why did I click that link? Jesus Christ...
I'm The Crab Man
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I can't believe he's in the top .28 of creators on onlyfans, his asshole looks like an overused coinslot for those shitty gumball machines
There is no way people are actually paying to see this shit, I refuse to believe it. Literally looks like a shriveled vienna sausage.
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It will always amaze me that people like Nik, Foodie Beauty and ALR can eat copious amounts of shit and their body keeps going. Looking at Niks gut he’s at least 300lbs.
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and this is A-ok by YouTube standards. Gain weight until u die because you're a HAWT GAY MESS
Rum Corps
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I was thinking more along the lines of something one might find washed-up and stranded on the beach after a hellish storm; the siphon of some weird little deep sea mollusc, shrivelling in the hot sand and sunlight.
But perhaps if vienna sausages were kept in the same conditions as those inside Nicholas' underpants, they'd also have that same look; of something small and diseased, quivering away from the fresh, drying air.
But fuck knows what's going on down there- In the other pic, it appears like the poor little thing is turned necrotic black and mummified brown, as his vascular system blocks up with lard.
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I scrolled two images then got the fuck out of that spoiler. Many apologies for taunting the op into posting!
For queue
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I now understand why people turn to religion during difficult dark times. Jesus Buddha Allah anyone?? Help
