Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I have been lurking on this thread for a few months, not terribly interested in Nik himself, but more in what you Farmers think and say about him since he's such a gross one-trick-pony. I thought I'd click the link, see what the big deal was about some lardass showing his dick and gut, and that would be that.

That was not that.

I need some time to myself. A lot of time.
 
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I have been lurking on this thread for a few months, not terribly interested in Nik himself, but more in what you Farmers think and say about him since he's such a gross one-trick-pony. I thought I'd click the link, see what the big deal was about some lardass showing his dick and gut, and that would be that.

That was not that.

I need some time to myself. A lot of time.

You know the feeling of “collective grief” that Covid-19 articles keep referring to? Like how the virus is creating a shared sense of loss as we mourn life as we knew it, likely leaving permanent scars on our psyche... I think we’re experiencing that feeling microcosmically right here on this thread. Stay safe everyone.
 
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Anyone else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with own fingernails?
Yes and stick my fingers down my throat. I don't feel well.

Why is his asshole vertical? It looks like the Eye of Sauron.
Sorry about the double post but I just had to say, no wonder he shat on Trisha Paytas' couch. His asshole is fucked; literally and metaphorically speaking.
 
Anyone else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with own fingernails?

Too bad I will be blind and miss the cannibalism saga that Orlin is preparing us for one foot at a time.

Why is his asshole vertical? It looks like the Eye of Sauron.

Pre-hemorrhoids from being a fat ass?
Pre-prolapse from being a fat ass ho’? Who can really know.
 
some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...


inb4 josh gets this email as well:
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sidenote: the 'do not post pornography rule' doesn't even apply to /snow/, where nikocado's thread is located.

I can't believe he's in the top .28 of creators on onlyfans, his asshole looks like an overused coinslot for those shitty gumball machines :cryblood:
 
some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...


inb4 josh gets this email as well:
View attachment 1248098
sidenote: the 'do not post pornography rule' doesn't even apply to /snow/, where nikocado's thread is located.
There is no way people are actually paying to see this shit, I refuse to believe it. Literally looks like a shriveled vienna sausage.
 
There is no way people are actually paying to see this shit, I refuse to believe it. Literally looks like a shriveled vienna sausage.
I was thinking more along the lines of something one might find washed-up and stranded on the beach after a hellish storm; the siphon of some weird little deep sea mollusc, shrivelling in the hot sand and sunlight.

But perhaps if vienna sausages were kept in the same conditions as those inside Nicholas' underpants, they'd also have that same look; of something small and diseased, quivering away from the fresh, drying air.

But fuck knows what's going on down there- In the other pic, it appears like the poor little thing is turned necrotic black and mummified brown, as his vascular system blocks up with lard.
 
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