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Ah yes, Chantal. Feeling the heat of being Queen Deathfat. Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, hey? Also that’s her shitty cropping not mine, for the record.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Ah yes, Chantal. Feeling the heat of being Queen Deathfat. Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, hey? Also that’s her shitty cropping not mine, for the record.
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If it's lucky.
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She uses the word "fluffy" to describe a crêpe. While I suppose we should give her credit for trying to describe food with a word other than "good", fluffy is the last thing that comes to mind when I think of crêpes.
Here's a picture of what the crêpe from Juice Dudez normally looks like (via Google) versus the one she got.
I was initially tempted to say she probably asked for extra Belgian chocolate (did you know it was Belgian chocolate because she said it was Belgian chocolate four fucking times), but I think this is how they normally serve it. Drowning in a sea of sauce. Perfect for Chantal.
Here's a picture of what the crêpe from Juice Dudez normally looks like (via Google) versus the one she got.
I was initially tempted to say she probably asked for extra Belgian chocolate (did you know it was Belgian chocolate because she said it was Belgian chocolate four fucking times), but I think this is how they normally serve it. Drowning in a sea of sauce. Perfect for Chantal.
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Gloria Tesch, for those who have no idea, once billed herself as "the world's youngest author", even though she didn't even come close. She wrote a series of books that might be the worst in the world. With 103 votes at Good Reads, she has a 1.89 rating out of 5, which is pretty rare...
Aside from being a crappy writer, she has a Clotso-sized ego; there was even talk (not among businesspeople or anyone normal) of her series of crappy books becoming a theme park. She actually might be a lolcow herself. In fact, I have half a mind to check, and...
Well whaddaya know... She is a lolcow. That kiwifarms is always three steps ahead...
Here's her thread!
Chantal seeks to inspire, but her own inspirations are the most insipid people on the planet. Gloria Tesch? A moron, like Clotso, with richly deserved Haydurs.
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Lol in the new live she admitted she hadn't showered in a few days. Her hair was super greasy, it looked wet
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What do you think is in this Mason's jar ?
Many speculations on twitter : nose hair trimmer , vaping thingy , tooth brush ?
Many speculations on twitter : nose hair trimmer , vaping thingy , tooth brush ?
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If she hasn't showered in a few days, I'm willing to bet she hasn't been upstairs in a few days. I know we don't see her CPAP near the recliner but it could simply just be out of sight.
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What goes in, must come out.
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Chantal is probably safer that most people think from Covid. And why? Because she is so antisocial that she hardly has human contact at the best of time. And yes she may get lots of take out and excessive shopping, but fortunately for her, the people around her are taking the outbreak much more seriously than she is.
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Not to PL too much, but let's just say I know a certain re tard who uses a cpap and often passes out without using it (drunk or not). with the best intentions it's easy to not use it every night.
there's no way in hell she uses it very much because it's uncomfortable and we know she can't handle any form of discomfort.
it's also a tool to maintain her "health" and we know how much she doesn't care about (or actively opposes) doctor's orders.
last but not least, a cpap mask has to be cleaned daily, and the machine has to be thoroughly cleaned weekly.
Chan doesn't shower for days on end. there's no way she's cleaned her machine since she got it.
you're supposed to use distilled water in it. she probably uses diet Pepsi on the rare occasion she puts it on.
I have a feeling this is what happens to a swirled pattern in chocolate sauce when someone drives it home at breakneck speed, barely able to keep from sucking it down in the car.
Oh how I wish she would start a mukbang one day with her face already smeared in food, nonchalantly, HEY GUYS HEY!!, like it's normal.
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I get that people want her to get COVID-19 as some sort of karmic response to her shenanigans but with this new chapter of her life starting, i feel that she still has a lot to give. That pathetic bathroom selfie and the awful friends with "benefits" proposal are indications of that. She will be hurting for a long time from her delusion of desirability being shattered and no longer being able to use Bibi as some prop.
Chantal's daily life is worse than anything that the virus could make her go through. The combinations of sheer boredom, depression, being a slave to fast food, the multiple health problems and barely being capable of doing basic functions like breathing and walking are things i would not wish on my worse enemy. I could have never imagined anyone doing this to themselves before witnessing her do it over the last few years. Just complete emptiness, mental illness and physical pain between each meal.
She can brag all she wants about being "rich" and people being jealous of her, i would not switch life and body with her for all the money in the world.
Chantal's daily life is worse than anything that the virus could make her go through. The combinations of sheer boredom, depression, being a slave to fast food, the multiple health problems and barely being capable of doing basic functions like breathing and walking are things i would not wish on my worse enemy. I could have never imagined anyone doing this to themselves before witnessing her do it over the last few years. Just complete emptiness, mental illness and physical pain between each meal.
She can brag all she wants about being "rich" and people being jealous of her, i would not switch life and body with her for all the money in the world.
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I don't even care what happens to her. There are so many cows on the farms that we'll never run out of melk
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Kate Winslet crowning Chantal as the queen deathfat 
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Nah m8s I am not and never have actively wished COVID-19 upon her saggy dumptruck ass....I'm just in a constant state of disbelief that the world has lost so many hundreds of lives (some of which were genuinely great people) and yet there are the slovenly, filthy, unwashed pants-shitting cows like Cuntal and Fat Amy specifically and purposefully doing everything wrong and still coming out fine. It's baffling.
and btw, the fuck kind of establishment name is "Juice Dudez" - so she didn't even go to a real Korean or Chinese place to get her boba tea for her Korean-titled mukbang? lmao
and btw, the fuck kind of establishment name is "Juice Dudez" - so she didn't even go to a real Korean or Chinese place to get her boba tea for her Korean-titled mukbang? lmao
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Is there anyone who thinks she DIDN'T lick that container clean when she finished inhaling the crepe? she stuck her whole face in that trough and tongued it down, didn't she?
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This is a woman who has eaten her way out of employment. Eaten her way out of a social life. Eaten her way out of rewarding familial relationships. Eaten her way out of a long-term relationship and a stable home. Eaten her way out of a womb, her fertility, any chance of having a family. She has eaten her way into the emergency room, eaten her way into lung clots, and eaten her way into near immobility.
She’s so delusional, she thinks she can crash diet her way out of the situation, but it’s always ‘tomorrow.’ Tomorrow she’ll lose the weight, tomorrow she’ll book tickets to Jamaica, tomorrow she’ll be able to hike up Everest.
Honestly, at this point, a Covid death would be merciful. It would be tragic if she wasn’t such a raging cunt.
She’s so delusional, she thinks she can crash diet her way out of the situation, but it’s always ‘tomorrow.’ Tomorrow she’ll lose the weight, tomorrow she’ll book tickets to Jamaica, tomorrow she’ll be able to hike up Everest.
Honestly, at this point, a Covid death would be merciful. It would be tragic if she wasn’t such a raging cunt.
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It goes with Chantal O'Hara's famous line....."I"ll NEVER be hungry again!!"
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The thing that blows my mind is that with the clots in her lungs, she is a high risk patient with Corona-chan. But she can’t resist the siren song of the drive thrus. Pathetic.