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thegooddoctor said:
Yes while that may be well and good, how would you deal with Bob and Barbara? And the one minor issue of err Child Kidnapping? How would you take him without having to go into hiding for years, and you, yes only you would have to look after him for his childhood years cause giving him up for afoption would be hugely risky and his photos would be all over the state. So with all that considered? Would rescuing him even be possible?
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My only point is that people are not born terrible to begin with. Bob and Barbra have neglected their child when at need and only pampered him after he was abused by his babysitter.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
While he doesn't show signs of dementia, due to the atrophy in his memory area like most of his brain from lack of use, Chris probably does not remember all but the most bitter memories of the Miscreant era. He probably may not remember why the JULAY meme is a thing, but he remembers the ordeals Bluespike inflicted on him.
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That's when Geno's Comprehensive Doc comes to play. In the recent livestream, he didn't like the parts where it show his cake farts and buffalo bill videos.
 
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You guys think Chris got molested when he was little? I think somebody, probably a woman, shoved stuff up his ass when he was little and helped kick off his lifetime of confusion about sex. There are several times, like the trolin train posts, where he brings up ass rape like it's just something that happens to everyone.
 
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waffle said:
You guys think Chris got molested when he was little? I think somebody, probably a woman, shoved stuff up his ass when he was little and helped kick off his lifetime of confusion about sex. There are several times, like the trolin train posts, where he brings up ass rape like it's just something that happens to everyone.
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As much as he wants you to think it, he was never molested. He was raised by television and Adult Swim, the shows there have plenty of buttrape references.

The closest Chris ever got to being "molested" is being restrained by elementary school staff during a retard tantrum and those times where he got tackled by the cops.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
No, I don’t believe he did. I’ve been curious as to why he chose this word. It’s like Gomer Pyle’s “Shazam!” Most likely he believes it’s the best sound effect that goes with his lightning bolt signature which, in certain text formats, looks like SS runes.
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Oh, really? What did he say?
 
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As much as he wants you to think it, he was never molested. He was raised by television and Adult Swim, the shows there have plenty of buttrape references.

The closest Chris ever got to being "molested" is being restrained by elementary school staff during an exceptional individual tantrum and those times where he got tackled by the cops.
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I guess his parents took it as a form of abuse and sued the school for it.
 
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slated289 said:
So this whole thing started because of an abusive babysitter. Shitty parents soon followed.
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They just didn’t want the weekly drinking at karaoke night to end. Bob was retired too. That meant that either Barb and him started tying it off at 7:00am or Bob couldn’t watch lil’ Chris through mountains of proto-hoard.
 
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slated289 said:
Isn't it ironic that we're now defending Christian from trolls and today?
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No one is "protecting" Chris from trolls, and it isn't because "Chris has suffered enough" that we don't troll Chris. Most people these days who think they can troll Chris are often boring, unfunny, incompetent faggots who even Chris can outwit. The only exception to this was when the Idea Fags duped Chris out of thousands of dollars, but that was because they literally stole from Chris and had committed felonies doing it. Some people felt it was too cruel, but mostly it was because a crime had been committed against a mentally disabled person.

The other reason we don't troll Chris is because it's all been done before. There's never anything original. How many times can Chris be fooled into thinking he has a girlfriend and it still be funny or interesting? Pro tip: it got fucking old long ago.

And no one can fuck with Chris' life worse than Chris himself. Some of us started out as trolls or connected to trolls, but things have changed. Now we observe and document. We don't have rules against trolling Chris because "it's wrong" or some other moralfaggotry like that. We have rules against it because 99% of the time it's boring, unoriginal, unfunny, and the person attempting it is an uninspired, bumblefuck tard.
 
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The Dude said:
No one is "protecting" Chris from trolls, and it isn't because "Chris has suffered enough" that we don't troll Chris. Most people these days who think they can troll Chris are often boring, unfunny, incompetent faggots who even Chris can outwit. The only exception to this was when the Idea Fags duped Chris out of thousands of dollars, but that was because they literally stole from Chris and had committed felonies doing it. Some people felt it was too cruel, but mostly it was because a crime had been committed against a mentally disabled person.

The other reason we don't troll Chris is because it's all been done before. There's never anything original. How many times can Chris be fooled into thinking he has a girlfriend and it still be funny or interesting? Pro tip: it got fucking old long ago.

And no one can fuck with Chris' life worse than Chris himself. Some of us started out as trolls or connected to trolls, but things have changed. Now we observe and document. We don't have rules against trolling Chris because "it's wrong" or some other moralfaggotry like that. We have rules against it because 99% of the time it's boring, unoriginal, unfunny, and the person attempting it is an uninspired, bumblefuck tard.
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If someone can do something interesting or funny I’d probably not be mad. The biggest problem is that they in some way advertise it.

Here’s a great example. That “Lesbian Couple” that asked to see his Sperm Samples to be a surrogate. No idea who they were but the idea was original and funny. We never learned who they were, why they chose Chris, or what it was all about. But it was funny. Personally I don’t think Chris is someone to be sheltered forever, if you can get him to say funny shit or do funny shit, I like that.

What I don’t like is that most of these people, if not all of them are actually no better than Chris and running to us looking for validation, or just blatant attention whores. There’s a gentletouch with everything, and again I’m not going to troll Chris and I’m not going to encourage anyone to, but if they do. Don’t fucking advertise it.
 
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The Dude said:
No one is "protecting" Chris from trolls, and it isn't because "Chris has suffered enough" that we don't troll Chris. Most people these days who think they can troll Chris are often boring, unfunny, incompetent faggots who even Chris can outwit. The only exception to this was when the Idea Fags duped Chris out of thousands of dollars, but that was because they literally stole from Chris and had committed felonies doing it. Some people felt it was too cruel, but mostly it was because a crime had been committed against a mentally disabled person.

The other reason we don't troll Chris is because it's all been done before. There's never anything original. How many times can Chris be fooled into thinking he has a girlfriend and it still be funny or interesting? Pro tip: it got fucking old long ago.

And no one can fuck with Chris' life worse than Chris himself. Some of us started out as trolls or connected to trolls, but things have changed. Now we observe and document. We don't have rules against trolling Chris because "it's wrong" or some other moralfaggotry like that. We have rules against it because 99% of the time it's boring, unoriginal, unfunny, and the person attempting it is an uninspired, bumblefuck tard.
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Which is exactly why people hate 'weëns' so much.

Because chances are, these people ended up being worse than even Chris himself and in attempts to make people laugh with whoever thinks it's funny to do Chris into yet another troll-show -- ended up being the one getting mocked at because they are the only ones thinking it's hilarious to try something that's been done to death.

Hell, this isn't even to knock on those shouting :julay: thousands of times trough Chris' phone, but rather those who are actually intimidating Chris physically with death threats or any other of those childish absurdity, or pull fucking stupid pranks like trying to egg Chris' house and whatnot.

Seriously, what is that even gonna accomplish in the end?

Nothing.
 
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The Dude said:
No one is "protecting" Chris from trolls, and it isn't because "Chris has suffered enough" that we don't troll Chris. Most people these days who think they can troll Chris are often boring, unfunny, incompetent faggots who even Chris can outwit. The only exception to this was when the Idea Fags duped Chris out of thousands of dollars, but that was because they literally stole from Chris and had committed felonies doing it. Some people felt it was too cruel, but mostly it was because a crime had been committed against a mentally disabled person.

The other reason we don't troll Chris is because it's all been done before. There's never anything original. How many times can Chris be fooled into thinking he has a girlfriend and it still be funny or interesting? Pro tip: it got fucking old long ago.

And no one can fuck with Chris' life worse than Chris himself. Some of us started out as trolls or connected to trolls, but things have changed. Now we observe and document. We don't have rules against trolling Chris because "it's wrong" or some other moralfaggotry like that. We have rules against it because 99% of the time it's boring, unoriginal, unfunny, and the person attempting it is an uninspired, bumblefuck tard.
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I think of several people who are probably unpersoned from this site who trollfailed so miserably. From that Kyle broflowski (the ugly one) looking cunt who called social services and made a thread on it as a wellness check. To that one newfag who pretended to be Chris and doctored up some fake text messages... Poorly.


It needs to put in bold and made rule number 1 on the Chris board

If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
 
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Good points, everyone. The fail trolls are bad enough, but the attention whores are the worst. That @vikodin faggot is a prime example. They come around sniffing for ass-pats and kudos, acting like they've accomplished some grand scheme akin to robbing every casino on the Vegas Strip in one night. No, you mildly annoyed Chris and it was either boring played-out shit that been done before, or you looked like an even bigger mongoloid than Chris while doing it.

I don't know why some people still have a raging hard-on for trolling Chris. Yes, the pony bullshit and merge/goddess delisions have completely worn out their welcome, but poking the tard isn't going to liven things up at all. The days when Clyde Cash could call Chris up to say that Sonichu is gay and Rosechu has a pickle, then Chris would make five videos threatening the trolls are gone. They ain't coming back. At best Chris would just ignore whoever said it, and at worst Chris will just go offline again to avoid the annoyance. If people can't accept the reality of the situation and insist that "something should be done", well, just don't come around here expecting praise and admiration, even if by some slim chance you do succeed. All we will do is laugh at you for being a bumblefuck and go digging around to see if you have anything embarrassing that we can laugh at even more. You might even get your own thread here.
 
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slated289 said:
So this whole thing started because of an abusive babysitter. Shitty parents soon followed.
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Even now, we don't know if the babysitter was abusive. Just like Chris' screaming fits in elementary school, he had to be restrained for unknown reasons because of something he did. For all we know, baby Chris was being insufferable, which would lead the babysitter to put him in his room. I don't know it she dragged him by the arm (that would be abuse). I would say for her to call Borb back to take care of their spawn cause it ain't worth the money. I guess the only way to truly know is to ask Barb, but we all know how she is unreliable.

KiwiJoe said:
Is Chris really the most documented person ever?
Or is there someone else who is just as/more documented than him?
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Depends if they have their own wiki.
 
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