🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

@theralph This seems to be the common agreement on this thread, even from people who aren't exactly in your corner. You need another Zidan-like no-bullshit straight man who you can depend on to ask and make the pointed and uncomfortable (aka the interesting) questions and comments towards the guest.

I have no idea where you're going to find that from the talent pool that is your simps fans, but it's definitely the common link here that "post-zidan KS is when it started to suck".

Ralph has three other 'co-hosts" on his show every night, and none of them are asking anything remotely close to hard-hitting questions. I don't think he's going to take another Zidan-like character until he feels his show is safe enough to do so. Since the boot from YouTube he's been a lot softer on guests, and I'm sure it's because he knows he's not pulling in anywhere close to what he did, nor anywhere close to what he wants. If one of his co-hosts would nut up and ask the questions you might get somewhere, but he's happy being milquetoast with the occassional slur being throw in when he gets pissy and start coming down off his Xanax-Maker's Mark concoction.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ok this is absolutely not a defense of ole gunty but I question some of you peoples memories about the show. Ralph has pretty much always shielded guests. It seems to me he prefers to get his guests to hang themselves with info and then let the viewers impression of the show do the rest. I mean the first show I watched back during the tism times of GG featured Ralph calmly interviewing this feminist cunt only for WildGoose to swoop in and immediately dox her scaring her off with Ralph being audibly pissed about this. Or all the times Seattle would sperg out (entertainingly mind you) and Ralph would have to kick him to keep the guest from splitting. I mean even the lexicon of the Killstream is mired in softened language. Sunset anyone? Sure this is also for censorship considerations but it made it into the culture of the show. Zidan was allowed to be a bit of an attack dog cause he knew exactly when to stop and he and Gunt would even do a good cop/bad cop thing from time to time. The times where this wasn't true were actually some of the most volatile for the show.

Immediately going on the attack when it looks like they are trying to get thots and twitch lefties? I dunno.

 

[Spectre_06]

Ok this is absolutely not a defense of ole gunty but I question some of you peoples memories about the show. Ralph has pretty much always shielded guests. It seems to me he prefers to get his guests to hang themselves with info and then let the viewers impression of the show do the rest. I mean the first show I watched back during the tism times of GG featured Ralph calmly interviewing this feminist cunt only for WildGoose to swoop in and immediately dox her scaring her off with Ralph being audibly pissed about this. Or all the times Seattle would sperg out (entertainingly mind you) and Ralph would have to kick him to keep the guest from splitting. I mean even the lexicon of the Killstream is mired in softened language. Sunset anyone? Sure this is also for censorship considerations but it made it into the culture of the show. Zidan was allowed to be a bit of an attack dog cause he knew exactly when to stop and he and Gunt would even do a good cop/bad cop thing from time to time. The times where this wasn't true were actually some of the most volatile for the show.

Immediately going on the attack when it looks like they are trying to get thots and twitch lefties? I dunno.

But that's just it: Ralph has been soft on guests in the past but he's always had Zidan there to go on the offensive. We wouldn't have had the Boulderstream without Zidan, because NO ONE could seem to get Matt to nut up until Zidan said, "Hey, show us your flag history". Even Keem couldn't do it. No one tunes into the Killstream for anything intelligent, they tune in for a Bloodsports-esque show, and he hasn't delivered that in a while. The stream is now just a bunch of softened alt-right bullshit, especially now that he lost his partnered status on DLive and he's waiting for Bitchute to open up and give him a chance to make money streaming there.

 

[Crystal Golem]

But that's just it: Ralph has been soft on guests in the past but he's always had Zidan there to go on the offensive.

No he really hasn't. That was only a feature of the bloodsports era which is a blip on the timeline of of the KS/RR. That shit was lighting in a bottle and as the saying goes "you can't go back".

We wouldn't have had the Boulderstream without Zidan, because NO ONE could seem to get Matt to nut up until Zidan said, "Hey, show us your flag history".

That was a ridiculously specific situation where Matt was clearly acting like a punching bag for like an hour before Zidan even decided to chip in with that. If you really think that was something that could be repeated and not a one time situation that crescendoed at the perfect moment I don't think you are looking at the situation through clear eyes. Even if you had Zidan and Matt back on the KS tomorrow it wouldn't go down like that cause Matt saw he gained nothing by rolling over for them. The boulder stream only went down the way it did because Matt thought he could manipulate his way out of the situation with some fake tears. That strategy wouldn't work again.

No one tunes into the Killstream for anything intelligent, they tune in for a Bloodsports-esque show, and he hasn't delivered that in a while.

I absolutely never said anything about intelligence I just said ralph tends to take a softer touch. I get the feeling some of you just started watching around the bloodsports era but like I said that is a blip on the timeline and one that led to one of the shows greatest falls. I honestly think the show would fair worse as a single note bloodsports program. Anyway I'm done cause as I've said I'm not defending I just feel like some of you are pointing a a blue sky and saying "green".

 

[Tukadu]

Anyway I'm done cause as I've said I'm not defending I just feel like some of you are pointing a a blue sky and saying "green".

Honestly feels like you're the one doing that. If I think back to his time on stream.me and youtube the show seemed much more about making fun of people, getting to the bottom of drama, and bringing on edgy people. It was nowhere near as soft as this. You can make the point that the gunt was comparetively soft on guests, but it was offset by Zidan, callers or even gator grilling them.

I'm thinking back to the pre-Dlive shows and I honestly don't know what the hell you're talking about when you say that the show has always been milquetoast and that we're wrong about how the atmosphere used to be. The killstream was basically only really warm to friends of the show, anyone else typically got their feet held to the fire at least a bit, nothing like that happens now.

 

[Crystal Golem]

but it was offset by Zidan, callers or even gator grilling them.

See guys this here is the problem you aren't familiar with the KS outside of the bloodsports era and are desperately wanting it to go back to something that can't be recaptured. What were the shows like before Gator and Zidan were even on? Well if you don't know it looked a lot like the current iteration. Nora used to do a bit of the hard hitting questions and occasionally brought some fire but it was pretty much what it was now.

That was a specific time in internet entertainment not just for the KS but for everyone or am I just missing the huge bloodsports shows that are currently airing nightly? It's over it's done that content would be stale even if you got it. Not to mention no one currently on can quite fill Zidan's shoes and I can't exactly fault them for not trying to go back to that well again when the bucket's been lost for a long while.

If you need any more examples of ralph's soft touch you can look at the stream right before Ralph went to jail(assuming it's out there somewhere) where Jeff Holiday took the opportunity to shit on Ralph and barring a few barbs Ralph just pretty much asked him what his problem was. I mean that was an instance where going deep would've been completely acceptable but gunt just wanted him to keep talking.

Nightly bloodsports ain't coming back sorry to break it to you guys. The KS is going back to what it originally was as a news/drama show with occasional debates/spergouts.

 

[Tukadu]

I find it really weird how you're using a time where the show only had a couple of dozen viewers as a superior benchmark for how the show used to be compared to the "golden days" that we are using as the benchmark. Hell, the time that we are referring to wasn't even bloodsports, that came before the peak of the killstream, so i'm not really sure why you keep saying that's all we want.

All people seem to be saying and what you're railing against, is that the show right now compared to how it used to be is incredibly milquetoast, everything is screened, nobody is allowed to say shit to the guests unless it's a debate, and that it didn't used to be like that.

You can keep going "Well if you go even FURTHER back it was boring then as well." Ok, yeah, so? We're obviously not talking about that period, we're talking about the times when the Killstream was fun, when guests were kept on their toes by callers/Zidan, and the gunt didn't whiteknight every guest with a vagina because he's single now and wants to get laid. I honestly don't see how the argument that back before it's peak the show was soft and boring as well is an excuse for letting the show dip back to that low standard.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I find it really weird how you're using a time where the show only had a couple of dozen viewers as a superior benchmark for how the show used to be compared to the "golden days" that we are using as the benchmark. Hell, the time that we are referring to wasn't even bloodsports, that came before the peak of the killstream, so i'm not really sure why you keep saying that's all we want.

All people seem to be saying and what you're railing against, is that the show right now compared to how it used to be is incredibly milquetoast, everything is screened, nobody is allowed to say shit to the guests unless it's a debate, and that it didn't used to be like that.

You can keep going "Well if you go even FURTHER back it was boring then as well." Ok, yeah, so? We're obviously not talking about that period, we're talking about the times when the Killstream was fun, when guests were kept on their toes by callers/Zidan, and the gunt didn't whiteknight every guest with a vagina because he's single now and wants to get laid. I honestly don't see how the argument that back before it's peak the show was soft and boring as well is an excuse for letting the show dip back to that low standard.

Ok Im gonna be very clear here Im not saying one era was better than another or even that any era in particular should be emulated or aimed for. What I am saying is that era was a very specific cocktail and some of the ingredients are no longer stocked at the bar. Do you want the bartender to try and make you that cocktail again but half assed or do you just want to try another cocktail?

 

[Leominster]

Tonight's chat proving, once again, that if the government really wanted to squash their beliefs, they'd just have to legally issue them one of the following: submissive nationalist Asian gf, anti-Semitic skinny black gf, big tittie Jewess gf, or thicc socialist Latina gf.

 

[Rekkington]

Tonight's chat proving, once again, that if the government really wanted to squash their beliefs, they'd just have to legally issue them one of the following: submissive nationalist Asian gf, anti-Semitic skinny black gf, big tittie Jewess gf, or thicc socialist Latina gf.

Having to choose means the game was rigged from the start.

 

[Not Really Here]

Cognitive Thought now preemptively doxing himself live.

Edit: Name Jonny Isaac Harrison
Brother's name Tim Harrison
Myspace

 

[2021Murder]

Ralph has three other 'co-hosts" on his show every night, and none of them are asking anything remotely close to hard-hitting questions. I don't think he's going to take another Zidan-like character until he feels his show is safe enough to do so. Since the boot from YouTube he's been a lot softer on guests, and I'm sure it's because he knows he's not pulling in anywhere close to what he did, nor anywhere close to what he wants. If one of his co-hosts would nut up and ask the questions you might get somewhere, but he's happy being milquetoast with the occassional slur being throw in when he gets pissy and start coming down off his Xanax-Maker's Mark concoction.

Thats true, Zidan started getting a lot of breaks once they got onto Stream.me, he was having a lot of trips away during those 4 months. but that whole chaotic vibe they hyped up post-boulderstream is why it was the place to be. stream snipes, attacking guests, kicking them when the commenters want. remember when they had vee come on while they discussed his sexual fetishes. you had a shitload of reoccuring characters: memeology, damepesos, vee, sargon, metokur,warski, dick, coachredpill, jf, keemstar, zidan, gator, mark collett, kristi winters. and then a dozen callers like Rand, New York guy, fudd, negrojoe, and a bunch of others. it was the quickest 4 hours of the day.

Cognitive Thought now preemptively doxing himself live.

Edit: Name Jonny Isaac Harrison
Brother's name Tim Harrison
Myspace

Myspace wiped out most photos, all comments, and all songs and 99.9% of other content from pages. I'm more impressed you found this stuff. Cog is old as shit. he's almost 40

 

[Not Really Here]

Thats true, Zidan started getting a lot of breaks once they got onto Stream.me, he was having a lot of trips away during those 4 months. but that whole chaotic vibe they hyped up post-boulderstream is why it was the place to be. stream snipes, attacking guests, kicking them when the commenters want. remember when they had vee come on while they discussed his sexual fetishes. you had a shitload of reoccuring characters: memeology, damepesos, vee, sargon, metokur,warski, dick, coachredpill, jf, keemstar, zidan, gator, mark collett, kristi winters. and then a dozen callers like Rand, New York guy, fudd, negrojoe, and a bunch of others. it was the quickest 4 hours of the day.


Myspace wiped out most photos, all comments, and all songs and 99.9% of other content from pages. I'm more impressed you found this stuff. Cog is old as shit. he's almost 40

He self doxed in the stream linked because the Killstream teased they were going to dox him.
Other than the brother Tim he mentioned before and is a connection on myspace with the Harrison name, that was me.

Edit: I also saved a 720p version of the stream on my computer just in case he deletes the stream.

 

[Spectre_06]

Thats true, Zidan started getting a lot of breaks once they got onto Stream.me, he was having a lot of trips away during those 4 months. but that whole chaotic vibe they hyped up post-boulderstream is why it was the place to be. stream snipes, attacking guests, kicking them when the commenters want. remember when they had vee come on while they discussed his sexual fetishes. you had a shitload of reoccuring characters: memeology, damepesos, vee, sargon, metokur,warski, dick, coachredpill, jf, keemstar, zidan, gator, mark collett, kristi winters. and then a dozen callers like Rand, New York guy, fudd, negrojoe, and a bunch of others. it was the quickest 4 hours of the day.

Now he can barely get Dame Pesos on, and really the only person who shows up consistently if he asks is Nick Rekieta (and maybe Dick Masterson, but that seems less and less liekly the more time goes on). You're right, after the Boulderstream the reason to watch the Killstream was because you legitimately did not know hat would happen--and that was Ralph's tagline for the longest time. Now it's milquetoast as all hell, without an attack dog to really go at some of these people, and you just have the same people spamming the emotes as if they're bots. There is no conversation in his chat anymore--unlike YouTube and stream.me where you could have it relatively easily in his chat. Plus the call screening...I get why it's happening, but it's real easy to see that callers that push the envelope get the boot very quickly.

This is not the Killstream of stream.me days. It never will be. Stream.me was the best chance Ralph had of having a steady income and he helped butcher it by buddying up with Zoom and Plate Gang for the short-term gains. Once he outlived his usefulness to them (and not the other way around, despite the claims of Ralph and his cohosts) stream/me served no purposes and was taken down (allegedly, of course.).

He self doxed in the stream linked because the Killstream teased they were going to dox him.
Other than the brother Tim he mentioned before and is a connection on myspace with the Harrison name, that was me.

Amazing how the Killstream went from "we don't dox people" to "dox the world" in the span of three months (June to September 2018 ). And they still get up in arms if someone threatened to dox someone Ralph is friends with who hasn't been doxed yet.

 

[Leominster]

I just listened to Tuesday's episode. Ralph should get more funny black people like Captain Tazaryach and Morgan Chambers on the show.

A debate between an ADOS (American Descendants of Slavery) and an African that immigrated to America would be hilarious. Just look on Twitter via #ADOS to find willing people.

 

[tuscangarder]

Worst Ralph show in awhile.

Milo was supposed to be a guest, didn't show. Time slot was filled with a whole lot of nothing and dead air.

 

[SargonF00t]

Worst Ralph show in awhile.

Milo was supposed to be a guest, didn't show. Time slot was filled with a whole lot of nothing and dead air.

Whilst being on Ralph's show would not have been a springboard to greater things, I am still amazed at how dramatic has been Milo's fall from only a few years ago.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Whilst being on Ralph's show would not have been a springboard to greater things, I am still amazed at how dramatic has been Milo's fall from only a few years ago.

I guess gamergate is dead

Finally.

 

[instythot]

Ralph is a terrible interviewer. He will derail an interesting story or commentary from a guest to relate the topic to himself. I wish he asked better questions and let the guest finish their thoughts before interrupting to mention some tedious detail about how he, too, has had a run in with the law or whatever.

The most striking example was that lady who was complaining about e-boys immediately turning everything not just sexual, but a really weird brand of sexual. Only to get interrupted by Ethan Ralph's lengthy, completely normal and non-sexual story about where the name "The Ralph Retort" came from

Also, to his credit Zidan was great at staying cordial with whoever Ethan got on until he started getting in on them. Which is the real problem I think with getting another person who can fill that role, is that the pool of people he can pull from are all way too damn spergy to be able to do that without giggling or getting audibly nervous

These sound like they should be Bibble duties for female guests. If anyone has dipped into his solo streams, women are to Bibble as Jews are to Ryan "randbot2020" Johnson and he's not nearly as stupid. Who among these alpha males will take on the men, however?

Since the boot from YouTube he's been a lot softer on guests, and I'm sure it's because he knows he's not pulling in anywhere close to what he did, nor anywhere close to what he wants.

No, it's been post Knoxville for that. Ethan's been going out of his way to be nicer to guests since then. If I had to guess, Zoom put quite a stink on guest spots and it was necessary at the time. Should have been phased out on dlive... but wasn't

 

[Bureido]

I feel bad for all the guests he invites that seem to have legitimate serious topics to talk about. That type and level of guest is beyond Ralph who can't properly prepare to interview anyone, is constantly disruptive, and continues to tangentially derail discussions.

The worst aspect of his show is cutting it short whenever a discussion between two guests actually gets interesting just so he can shill some personal junk or read the shitposting arcade he calls his chat.

I don't think the fucker fully understands that his show is made for Internet drama between singular individuals and not "heady" discussions on politics, societal issues, or world events. The fucker keeps saying he will "never be legitimate" or "taken seriously" by the mainstream but he tries so hard to come off as a higher caliber entertainer than he actually is. His self-censoring is so egregious it's almost pathetic.