Ohh no, a middle finger! She sure showed us.
It's been said before, but piercings and seizures, man. Very convenient that it was a bruise (probably from knocking into a table, women and their bruisey legs and all that) not something actually painful that would suggests that this affects her real life. Instead, just gently drops her head onto whatever that thing was instead of bean dipping her head on the side of a table, or any of the other half million possible candidates in that room.
Also, pour one out for that carpet. All those cleaning supplies and the vaccuum, and yet no relief on sight from the things it must have witnessed.