Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Oh for fuck's sake
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These are not seizures, fucking fool.
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Scratched knee but didn't break glasses during her NotSeizure
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On second thought, I'd probably have a seizure too if my floors were that fucking nasty.
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I love the kitty so much. He's like PET ME BITCH right in the middle of her fake seizure.
 
A little update on our pal Katherine Katy Hopkins/ Katy Matilda Neo (the exceptional individual who wouldn't stop powerlevelling about their BPD which is totally different to those other munchie's BPD, their upbringing in a tantric sex cult and the fact that it burns when she pisses) has decided to grace us all with every single clinical letter from her adult life.

In doing so she has successfully managed to prove that it burns when she pees which is something nobody asked for and given solid proof that she indeed does not have a DID diagnosis.
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She follows this up with a bunch of screenshots claiming that C-PTSD = DID (which it isn't).


Katy really needs to get a refund on her PhD if she thinks symptoms of "dissociation" and "dissociative identity disorder" are the same thing. DID is in the ICD-10 and is diagnosed as it's own diagnosis in the UK.


Back to more interesting munchies.

EDITED TO ADD:

katy has scrubbed all story archives except for one on her insta. This now means she has attached a badge that says:

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That is BPD my good bitch, but I guess being a bunny-boiler doesn't get you as many asspats as being a freak show.
 
The seizure faking is so fucking weird. People who really have seizures are embarrassed by them and do not want attention for having them. Its as embarrassing as hell and the fear of having one in public turns many epileptics into recluses who avoid public events.

If they want to impress me with a seizure i suggest they have one while tumbling down a flight of concrete steps, not this bs where they fall over onto something soft.
 
Good christ, she's actually lying down on that carpet, disgusting. Can confirm on the real cases of epilepsy, they don't want attention drawn to it. Minor powerlevel, a coworker of mine had epilepsy and I was her "go-to" person if she had a seizure at work. I was to roll her on her side, get the small throw blanket out of her desk drawer to cover her and generally keep an eye on her as her desk was next to mine. Everyone else was to go along business as usual she didn't want or need sympathy or anything else.

She only went down once in all the time I worked with her and there was no way she was going to film herself or take selfies going through that. When she recovered she called her husband to pick her up from work that day and managed her life... like most adults do, especially ones who live with a lifelong medical issue. Three cheers to the doctor getting wise to a munchie munching and prescribing knock out pills to shut her up.

Pastel Shitstain/Scatterbrat whateverthefuckitscalled should hang out with this dimwit. (who totally has fibro and EDS but can pose in exaggerated modeling poses no problem)
 
I'm surprised she isn't claiming that this cat is "alerting." In reality, this is cat for "Pet me with your opposable thumbs, slave beast."
People claiming service-cats are pure comedy. If you know anything about cats, it's that we didn't really domesticate them. They kind of domesticated us. They look kind of like human babies, and they're soft, and they purr, so we put up with their behavior. Their piss reeks forever, they're violent, when they scratch you the wounds take forever to heal, and they fulfill no practical function. And I HAVE a cat. I respect them for their belligerent insolence.
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Ohh no, a middle finger! She sure showed us.

It's been said before, but piercings and seizures, man. Very convenient that it was a bruise (probably from knocking into a table, women and their bruisey legs and all that) not something actually painful that would suggests that this affects her real life. Instead, just gently drops her head onto whatever that thing was instead of bean dipping her head on the side of a table, or any of the other half million possible candidates in that room.

Also, pour one out for that carpet. All those cleaning supplies and the vaccuum, and yet no relief on sight from the things it must have witnessed. :(
 
Ohh no, a middle finger! She sure showed us.

It's been said before, but piercings and seizures, man. Very convenient that it was a bruise (probably from knocking into a table, women and their bruisey legs and all that) not something actually painful that would suggests that this affects her real life. Instead, just gently drops her head onto whatever that thing was instead of bean dipping her head on the side of a table, or any of the other half million possible candidates in that room.

Also, pour one out for that carpet. All those cleaning supplies and the vaccuum, and yet no relief on sight from the things it must have witnessed. :(
It’s almost exactly like watching an overdramatic diva collapse onto her fainting sofa after hearing bad news. Except the sofa cushion has a large diarrhea stain on it.

edit to add: she looks like chloe camilla gearing up to have one of her demonic orgasms
 
I love the common munchie claim of having both bulimia and anorexia at the same time.

You cannot have both at the same time. You can alternate between the two but you can't have them diagnosed at the same time. They are competing diagnosises.

And since EDNOS is the most common eating disorder, it's unlikely that all of these people have the cool eating disorders
 
It’s almost exactly like watching an overdramatic diva collapse onto her fainting sofa after hearing bad news. Except the sofa cushion has a large diarrhea stain on it.

edit to add: she looks like chloe camilla gearing up to have one of her demonic orgasms

it reminded me of jonny's graceful faint back in january


Anyone want to bet Dontpetmeimfaking is taking notes from these seizure vids from @K9crackhead when they were going by @loganandoliver


 
Not surprised that this dumbass fucked with her port already
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Get that sepsis, girl.

:optimistic: and moti I know... but this crap especially during a pandemic should get her booted from continuing care once they remove the port.
This is such an insane waste of medical personal and resources during the best of times.
I guarantee if these people were forced to foot the bill, it would cut down on crap like this.
 
:optimistic: and moti I know... but this crap especially during a pandemic should get her booted from continuing care once they remove the port.
This is such an insane waste of medical personal and resources during the best of times.
I guarantee if these people were forced to foot the bill, it would cut down on crap like this.
idk, there are a lot more American munchies than British ones it seems like. Probably because the NHS won’t give you a powerchair instantly for your self-diagnosed Chiari
 
Okay, so, in the fall I mentioned in this thread having been a patient of Trevino and there was some interest in me going into detail, but then shit hit the fan in my personal life and I've been preoccupied. I saw KFS' ongoing compilation of his girls and their nonsense, so thought I'd pipe up. Putting it behind a spoiler incase no1curr, and avoiding the dreaded PL.

I'm not going to go into detail about why I ended up seeing him, no one cares and it's basic to assume that someone seeking out a doctor has some sort of medical shit going on (in the normal world, where people don't anticipate doctors' visits like Christmas). I lived across the state from his practice, but that wasn't an issue at any point because he has a shit ton of telemedicine patients all over Florida. I never met him or visited his office, and he never conducted a physical exam on me. Every appointment I had with him was from my bedroom via my laptop. In the first 'appointment' with him, he listened to what I told him I had going on and what had been tried, and then at the end of the appointment (which wasn't even a video conference because something glitched; it was just a phone call) he dropped the bomb of what he thought was the problem.
Sidenote: from being a member of the FB Dysautonomia group that is essentially a social media blowjob tribute to the guy, I know that this is his routine. He listens and then rattles off his opinion.
He diagnosed me, after speaking to me on the phone for 45 minutes, with POTS, hEDS, MCAS, gastroparesis, bronchiectasis, and possible immunodeficiency. None of these were diagnosed with testing or imaging, at any point, just words. He prescribed me the MCAS cocktail, a nebulizer and meds for the bronchiectasis, the holy elixir Kate Farms (which actually made me sick), and two meds for POTS. He also told me to take salt tablets, wear compression garments from feet to stomach, and increase fluid intake, but that intravenous fluids might be in the future. Our next 'appointment' was a month later. In the time I saw him, a huge component of my issues was gastrointestinal, and at one point he referred me to his colleague, a gastroenterologist, with a recommendation for a nasojejunal feeding tube (I am far from underweight). Each appointment with him cost something like $200 out of pocket, but at the time I bought into what he said and was relieved to have 'answers' for the health problems I'd been experiencing. I stopped seeing him in the middle of the fall and have moved out of state. I no longer take the medications he prescribed. Still have some of the same medical issues, but am addressing them with specialists (Trevino is not a specialist, he is an internal medicine practitioner on an ego trip) from the "very knowledgeable" (haha, kidding) research hospital system in my state, instead of some dude on Skype. Sorry, that got long-winded.
 
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