Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

It's kind of funny that for whatever reason Disney is not bothering to completely just take control over their subsidiary they utterly own. I'm guessing the rage is more because they didn't give time for Disney's few PR people left to try and spin it to sound less shit or something.

Or maybe Iger is just mad that making this horrid idea that will fail an alternate universe looks like weakness and admitted the Disney Fanfics sucked shit, given he doesn't give a shit what the cunt behind the She-Hulk show is saying.
I feel like if they fire them their shills will turn on them, and lose the only fan base they have for Star Wars.
Dave Filoni is just a more functional DSP and Chris who did the fusion dance IMO. Even wears a gay cowboy hat and has his own American Rabbit in the form of Mononoke.
Ahsoka beats Maul's ass twice, second time unarmed, at least with Grievous and Ventress they were toying with her, Maul was trying to kill her when she was unarmed and Ahsoka then swiftly bested and captured him making Maul cry like a little bitch. I don't understand why people think Filoni Wars Maul is a big improvement over him in the Phantom Menace.
 
From what Ive heard Son Of Dathomir was actually pretty decent
Well it made Grievous out as actually cool for once:
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They might, considering that Disney's planning to make a live-action remake of The Sword In the Stone. Which I won't be seeing.
I was under the impression that they scuttle the project since I've seen little news about since it was revealed over 5 years ago but apparently they announced the director of 28 Weeks Later and one of the Game of Thrones writers for the project back in 2018, so I'm of the mind its either gonna be a bland adaptation or a shitshow.
 
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Dave Filoni just posted this art today
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So not only is she going super saiyan but she's living in Maul's head rent free...?
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Did Filoni forget that she's not the star of the show and franchise? She's knocking down Death Watch soldiers, killer cyborgs, Siths and crime lords (all of whom even Kenobi and Shaak-Tii had tremendous difficulty with) like nothing and is the only jedi allowed to outlive all others in the shitastic Disney Trilogy's future and people still want me to believe Ahsoka isn't Filoni's pet?
From what Ive heard Son Of Dathomir was actually pretty decent
Because it actually makes Grievous Genndy-tier again and is actually competently written which is a miracle considering the state of Disney Wars media.
 
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So not only is she going super saiyan but she's living in Maul's head rent free...?
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Did Filoni forget that she's not the star of the show? She's knocking down Death Watch soldiers, Siths and crime lords like nothing and is the only jedi allowed to outlive all others in the shitastic Disney Trilogy's future and people still want me to believe Ahsoka isn't Filoni's pet?
In Space Aladdin Darth Maul got bested by a freshly blinded Kanan Jarrus which is a little less worse than Boba Fett being defeated by a blinded Han Solo. Ahsoka at this point in Filoni Wars should be rusty she hasn't fought with lightsabers for like six months, and hasn't really practiced much with the force, trying to hide it and all. Darth Maul might of been toying with her in their first duel but definitely not their second.

I also hate how Maul can't shut the fuck up in Filoni Wars.
 
Ahsoka beats Maul's ass twice, second time unarmed, at least with Grievous and Ventress they were toying with her, Maul was trying to kill her when she was unarmed and Ahsoka then swiftly bested and captured him making Maul cry like a little bitch. I don't understand why people think Filoni Wars Maul is a big improvement over him in the Phantom Menace.
Hot Take: Filoni Maul is the most annoying character in Tcw, and maybe all the prequels.
Did Filoni forget that she's not the star of the show and franchise? She's knocking down Death Watch soldiers, killer cyborgs, Siths and crime lords (all of whom even Kenobi and Shaak-Tii had tremendous difficulty with) like nothing and is the only jedi allowed to outlive all others in the shitastic Disney Trilogy's future and people still want me to believe Ahsoka isn't Filoni's pet?
Who's the Bestest Jedi? Rey or Ahsoka?
 
Hot Take: Filoni Maul is the most annoying character in Tcw, and maybe all the prequels.

Who's the Bestest Jedi? Rey or Ahsoka?
Having Maul talk so damn much takes away from what made him intimidating. He was a living weapon who was forced into that vicious yet sorry state after years of vicious and cruel training at the hands of Sidious since childhood. Sure you can have him talk more now that he's free (especially in novels where dialogue is almost a necessity), but making him talk every chance he gets even when it isn't necessary takes away from what made him one of the few well received elements in Episode I.

Most fan sites and Disney shit seem to be leaning towards Ahsoka more. But they will usually say "but Rey is right behind her" mostly out of pity because they don't want the "evil russian sexists" to be right about her being a bland sue whose only reason for popularity was some crappy shipping shit and waifu faggotry.

Speaking of SW sites, all the major ones won't stop advertising Dr. Aphra's newest piece of "must buy" media... a crappy audiodrama (yeah they still make those at nu-Lucasfilm...) that serves as an "expansion" of her adventures. FFS.
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This shit's all over the place yet all the "likes" and comments where this shit is brought up never go anywhere near triple digits.

This is the video announcement linked on the official SW site by the author.
Not even an official trailer. This is just ridiculously cheap even by their usual standards. Yet the few idiot's trying to hype this shit up are going "Oh wow! Now we can finally hear her talk!". SMH. Naturally many of these fucks won't actually sit through hearing this crap, but they'll pretend they did and tell everyone how great and lesbionic Aphra is, resulting in defenders who think people only dunk on this bitch because they're sexist russianbots or something. I honestly hope to see if this shit bombs, but there's no site for sales statistics on audiobooks as far as I know. @Jub-Jub are you familiar with any sites that keep track of novel sales in a similar fashion to Comichron? Would be nice to know just how "best selling" the Disney Wars novels really are.
 
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So isn't it a retcon for Maul to basically tell Ahsoka that Anakin is planned to replace Count Dooku? Like this is far more intriguing than Rebels, but this just makes it an even less coherent show
Also since when did Ahsoka know about the chosen one prophecy? I thought only the members of the Council knew.
 
So not only is she going super saiyan but she's living in Maul's head rent free...?
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Did Filoni forget that she's not the star of the show and franchise? She's knocking down Death Watch soldiers, killer cyborgs, Siths and crime lords (all of whom even Kenobi and Shaak-Tii had tremendous difficulty with) like nothing and is the only jedi allowed to outlive all others in the shitastic Disney Trilogy's future and people still want me to believe Ahsoka isn't Filoni's pet?

Because it actually makes Grievous Genndy-tier again and is actually competently written which is a miracle considering the state of Disney Wars media.
You know what would have been interesting? Had grievous been a recovered Maul with very little left of him after falling down that shaft. There's very little reason not to and it would have added more weight to his battle against Obi-Wan.

You know, if they didn't go with the pure droid ubermench we all know and love.
 
Speaking of SW sites, all the major ones won't stop advertising Dr. Aphra's newest piece of "must buy" media... a crappy audiodrama (yeah they still make those at nu-Lucasfilm...) that serves as an "expansion" of her adventures. FFS.
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This shit's all over the place yet all the "likes" and comments where this shit is brought up never go anywhere near triple digits.
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This is the video announcement linked on the official SW site by the author.
https://www.starwars.com/news/doctor-aphra-an-audiobook-original-revealed Not even an official trailer. This is just ridiculously cheap even by their usual standards. Yet the few idiot's trying to hype this shit up are going "Oh wow! Now we can finally hear her talk!". SMH. Naturally many of these fucks won't actually sit through hearing this crap, but they'll pretend they did and tell everyone how great and lesbionic Aphra is, resulting in defenders who think people only dunk on this bitch because they're sexist russianbots or something. I honestly hope to see if this shit bombs, but there's no site for sales statistics on audiobooks as far as I know. @Jub-Jub are you familiar with any sites that keep track of novel sales in a similar fashion to Comichron? Would be nice to know just how "best selling" the Disney Wars novels really are.
I'm not going to defend Aphra, but I will kinda defend the idea of star wars making more aduiobooks/audiodramas.
I don't know how many of you have listen to any of them, but some of them have a decent amount of effort put into them, especially ones where they get Marc Thompson to do the narration.
 
I'm not going to defend Aphra, but I will kinda defend the idea of star wars making more aduiobooks/audiodramas.
I don't know how many of you have listen to any of them, but some of them have a decent amount of effort put into them, especially ones where they get Marc Thompson to do the narration.
The Darth Plagueis audiobook was one of the best tracks to listen for me to tbh. Problem is that Disney is wasting audiobooks on shit like this. There's also a Plan IX one I believe.
 
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