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Satoru182 said:
this iteration of Chris really screams *SPECIAL*, look at him, that face, hair, stache, glasses and clown shirt, you can know right away this kid aint right.
That piece of shit game even in 99 I remember you could buy similar on the Chinese stores for pennies. Cant believe they advertise it as superior to a console game like the snes.
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Advertising always hooks 'em.
 
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Satoru182 said:
this iteration of Chris really screams *SPECIAL*, look at him, that face, hair, stache, glasses and clown shirt, you can know right away this kid aint right.
That piece of shit game even in 99 I remember you could buy similar on the Chinese stores for pennies. Cant believe they advertise it as superior to a console game like the snes.
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The game being thrown in the trash is Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Fuck this company.
 
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Trilby said:
That WAS mean-spirited. I remember that ad being ran way too much on Cartoon Network.
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The cost of advertisement should have been spent on a handheld gaming console that's nut utter crap.
Satoru182 said:
this iteration of Chris really screams *SPECIAL*, look at him, that face, hair, stache, glasses and clown shirt, you can know right away this kid aint right.
That piece of shit game even in 99 I remember you could buy similar on the Chinese stores for pennies. Cant believe they advertise it as superior to a console game like the snes.
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Well, the advertisement was aimed towards idiots and/or out-of-touch family members. Any (smart) gamer would immediately understand this system is a rip-off where 95% of the games are shovelware junk and the other 5% are old games like Tetris, Space invaders and such. However gramma wouldn't know, so she sees there's this new technology for dem vidyer games and it's totally better than what we used to have and there's like 200 games on it? Well, that's something for her little grandchild!
 
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Stud2Stud said:
Chris might be autistic, but he still understands what a piece of shit that thing is.
Seriously, the calculator function might actually be the best thing about it...
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Barb saw the ad for it on the back of Readers Digest and probably thought it was some kind of bargain thinking she'd never have another game for Chris again, just like everything she bought at Goodwill
 
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Well when you have a son who shits himself at random, you sort of expect that he will accept this rubbish. Getting back to the pic of Chris himself, if they were trying to "mainstream" Chris, why didn't they tell him he looks like a creep with that style of glasses, that those types of shirts made him look like a sped and no matter how small and crooked your junk is, you should never cross your legs like that. My GodBear. Any girl seeing that would just think "no balls!" Maybe he wouldn't be rolling around The Ruck dressed like an insane cat lady if someone pulled him to the side and told him "STYLE FUCKING MATTERS!" Style associates you with a group. If Chris is into pop culture, Pokemon and thinks of himself as being less than masculine, then fine. There's ways to work with that. Barb could have nipped the TomGirl stuff in the bud a long time ago by teaching her son that the world pushes themselves away from him when he dresses how he dresses.
 
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Stud2Stud said:
The cost of advertisement should have been spent on a handheld gaming console that's nut utter crap.

Well, the advertisement was aimed towards idiots and/or out-of-touch family members. Any (smart) gamer would immediately understand this system is a rip-off where 95% of the games are shovelware junk and the other 5% are old games like Tetris, Space invaders and such. However gramma wouldn't know, so she sees there's this new technology for dem vidyer games and it's totally better than what we used to have and there's like 200 games on it? Well, that's something for her little grandchild!
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It seems like it could have had a market. It was $20 for a bunch of shitty portable games before the internet and phones were full of them.

The ad should have really hit the portability and price more. Correct me if I am wrong, but no other system combined those as well.
 
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timtommy said:
It seems like it could have had a market. It was $20 for a bunch of shitty portable games before the internet and phones were full of them.

The ad should have really hit the portability and price more. Correct me if I am wrong, but no other system combined those as well.
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That's true. Pitting it against regular portable consoles would still be silly, as the Gameboy has had better graphics and more varied games (I bet at least 50% of the games on that thing above are just carbon-copies of other games on the same system), but it at least makes sense.
Trying to compete with home consoles is just insane. No wonder Borb picked it up for their son.
 
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normankrasner said:
Barb saw the ad for it on the back of Readers Digest and probably thought it was some kind of bargain think she'd never have another game for Chris again
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Reminded of the time "Famiclone" units popped up on QVC or some channel as well, those were widespread rampant in the early 2000's. I had one of these...
 
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Satoru182 said:
this iteration of Chris really screams *SPECIAL*, look at him, that face, hair, stache, glasses and clown shirt, you can know right away this kid aint right.
That piece of shit game even in 99 I remember you could buy similar on the Chinese stores for pennies. Cant believe they advertise it as superior to a console game like the snes.
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It's way better than a SNES. My SNES never came with a calculator and a whole 200 games. When I got my SNES I had to put up with boring old Mario World and Mario Kart.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Well when you have a son who shits himself at random, you sort of expect that he will accept this rubbish. Getting back to the pic of Chris himself, if they were trying to "mainstream" Chris, why didn't they tell him he looks like a creep with that style of glasses, that those types of shirts made him look like a sped and no matter how small and crooked your junk is, you should never cross your legs like that. My GodBear. Any girl seeing that would just think "no balls!" Maybe he wouldn't be rolling around The Ruck dressed like an insane cat lady if someone pulled him to the side and told him "STYLE FUCKING MATTERS!" Style associates you with a group. If Chris is into pop culture, Pokemon and thinks of himself as being less than masculine, then fine. There's ways to work with that. Barb could have nipped the TomGirl stuff in the bud a long time ago by teaching her son that the world pushes themselves away from him when he dresses how he dresses.
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Except he's not really dressed differently from his early childhood photos. This was how Barb 'n Bob always dressed him. They didn't care how he looked as long as he wasn't naked.
 
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I can Barb seeing that hunk of shit on TV and immediately ordering it because Chris likes games and this has hundreds and it's a bargain and we all know that Barb loves a good bargain.

Looking through his Christmas pics he almost always received knock-off junk. Most of his PS and Nintendo stuff was probably bought with tugboat cash and the $500 he made at Wendy's.
 
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drmccoy said:
I can Barb seeing that hunk of shit on TV and immediately ordering it because Chris likes games and this has hundreds and it's a bargain and we all know that Barb loves a good bargain.

Looking through his Christmas pics he almost always received knock-off junk. Most of his PS and Nintendo stuff was probably bought with tugboat cash and the $500 he made at Wendy's.
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I think it must have been or in some sort of market, I still see systems like this in China Town when I am down that way. Also he got a knock off Lego police station that was admittedly branded as Lego but it was a Chinese knock off so I don't know how much of that was Bob an Barb just getting a random lego set and that was the cheapest they could find or if one of them got a Lego sticker an and slapped it on the box knowing it was a knock off. But he did seem to get a lot of off brand stuff as gifts, I don't know if we could chalk that up to Bob an Barb being cheep an getting something for Chris that looked like what he wanted for a cut price, or them just seeing something he wanted and assuming that's the same thing he wanted out of genuine confusion about brands an such.
 
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Ok kiwis! Can we play mein favorite game "identify the shit in the background":

Of course there is the extra handicap of trying to ignore the red ogre of the manboobs so good luck.

I see Domo-kun and a plush rabbit from the Carebears.
Anyone knows if its vintage plush or is a new release, because that thing has to be from the late 80s that rabbit would be almost 30 years old. Edit: It IS a 30 year old care bear cousin release circa 1984, the newer release has bigger ears and slightly different belly ornament.

Do we know if Chris had that Domo from before the fire?

What is that green robot at Chris left? looks like a Zaku but cant tell for sure.
 
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