- As always we're treated with cats.
- Fuck me, she's putting on the odious fake, soft voice and she looks smug as fuck.
- After "singing" some song I don't know, she does the fakest laugh I've ever seen. If somebody could clip it I'd be in your debt, it's at 0:37.
- The food looks like what you'd find in an open sewer in one of Mumbai's slums. She says she's ashamed because she's behind with having a seafood boil mukbang. Not because she's eating enough food to feed a family of 4.
- She looks like a bloated corpse. I feel super morbid today, just like her obesity level.
- I cannot look at her Coldest water straw cause it makes me genuinely sick.
- She shills some VPN. Why in god's name would she talk about some other travelling YouTuber using this VPN? Especially now, when nobody can travel?!
- There's also Peetz on his break, oh goodie.
- "Peetz doesn't like seafood, unfortunately!" I'm sure you're devastated since you cannot share your food with him, Cuntal.
- She fake laughs again at some stupid thing Peetz says at 3:27.
- She licks her fingers 48 times in the span of a minute. She didn't even get a fork beforehand, she gets it now because otherwise how could she eat the onions?!
- The sauce is "legit". I know you were all dying to know.
- They went to a Costco and an independent shop but they couldn't find much seafood. Fucking idiots.
- She eats and Peetz just stands behind her, staring, with his arms crossed. This is peak autism.
- Chantal assaults a potato and a corn cob.
- They talk about the cats while Chintal continues her sexual assault on her food while looking like a toddler learning to eat soup.
- They talk about bananas. She prefers them with green spots. Are we in some kind of alternate reality?!
- Peetz goes back to work, what a shame.
- "I should get a bib, very messy!" She says as she has sauce running down her 14th chin and her chest, sucking those bloated sausage-like fingers clean. She's being even more disgusting than usual, the sky truly is the limit when it comes to her and eating.
- The way she uses napkins trigger me.
- We're 10 minutes in. Have you noticed that she hasn't talked about
nothing? Yeah, me too.
- She thanks for the 3rd or 4th time the other crazy woman who sent her the sauce.
- She gets a can of soda. She truly has nothing to talk about, I'm sorry you even chose to read this recap. The only thing she says over and over again is that the flavour of the sauce is good, she thanks the girl and that it's very messy.
- She's cranked up the sexual noises in this one, hasn't she?
- She wittingly says: "My chins are hungry today, good thing I've shaved my chin hair otherwise they'd get a dye job!"
- Talks about some protests against the restrictions in place due to the virus. She scoffs at a woman protesting because she wants to go the hairdresser. Yeah, she should have learned from our qween here, who just the day before filming this monstrosity
had to go to two different supermarkets because she couldn't find enough seafood. Bitch, please, at least shut your mouth, you hypocrite.
- She got a Rod Stewart haircut from her grandmother when she was young. Speaking of hair, hers looks like the matted hair you see on those poor animals who have been abandoned in the streets. Except they deserve all the love and care in the world. Cuntal, not so much.
- She talks about Chef Boyardee and food that reminds her of childhood. Quelle surprise.
- She talks
again about the idiot who sent her this sauce. Fucking kill me.
- Apparently the girl who produces this sauce is a mukbanger, too, and they started out at around the same time. Chantal claims she's very proud of her and her achievements. I don't believe her for a second.
- "It's 2020, why aren't mukbangers respected?!" She spergs about YouTube not being seen as a regular, respectable job. Honestly, who gives a shit, more so when it comes to her channel.
- The YouTube sperg then turns into a food sperg. Her intention isn't to eat fast food all the time, she'd like to cook more, but she has issues guys! And food is unavoidable!! Press F in the chats for our Future Former Skinny Legend Qween
- Thankfully she's done eating. In about 20 minutes she ate god knows how much seafood, onions, two corns, a couple of potatoes and drank half the sauce. I'm 100% sure she drank straight from the bowl after turning off the camera, à là gravy.
