Starving Autist
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What is this supposed to mean? Did the tattoo artist have a stroke?
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At the last place I was living there was a guy who had a faded Playboy bunny tattoo on his chest turning green. Couldn't miss it because the dumbass took his shirt off constantly.
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It's the modern subpar ink and near ancient black ink (think of sailor tats on WWII vets) that turn green,right? Sunlight only seems to help speed up the process.
Irc India ink was/is used in older tats and in scratcher backalley tats. That explains so much.
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That woman with her eyes blacked out reminded me of some pictures my BFF's wife posted a few days ago of their daughter and her cousin when they were preschoolers and got into the magic markers. They decorated each other from top to bottom (and she PM'ed me some pictures that she felt weren't appropriate to post on Facebook - their bare chests, their butts, that kind of thing). Funny thing is, their daughter is an extremely talented artist, although AFAIK she has no desire to do tattooing.
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I hope this guy likes the Dark Crystal, because I'm sure people are going to think that's a Gelfling. (Though at least it's pretty likely if you like The Doors to be honest.)
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This entire thread makes me believe that there should be laws regulating tattooing. (I know that we wouldn't have nearly as much content for this thread, but still.)
No, but I do remember a video of a girl getting her anus tattooed.
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How could I forget to post Randy Candy before now!
RandyCandyMan on Instagram, website is RandyCandyLand.com
He does tattoos and piercings and the tattoos are repulsive. He even had a “butthole” special and tattooed several buttholes. Also lots of tattoos of dicks. Too much insanity to pick screenshots, so here’s several tattoos in each one. Don’t click if you’re at work. Just don’t.
He also has a kid named “Vlad Dracul,” because of course he does.
RandyCandyMan on Instagram, website is RandyCandyLand.com
He does tattoos and piercings and the tattoos are repulsive. He even had a “butthole” special and tattooed several buttholes. Also lots of tattoos of dicks. Too much insanity to pick screenshots, so here’s several tattoos in each one. Don’t click if you’re at work. Just don’t.
He also has a kid named “Vlad Dracul,” because of course he does.
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im honestly really curious, how the fuck would someone keep an asshole tattoo clean enough to heal?
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Found the tattoo removal video but it wasn't a circular saw, it was a grinder
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Why the fuck would get a tattoo right on your dick? Wouldn't you just pass out from the pain of having that sensitive of an area tattooed?
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In that third collage there's a picture of someone getting their glans tattooed. Second down on the right. Setting aside how unimaginably, eye-wateringly, pillow-bitingly painful that would be, he's colouring it pink. You know, the colour the glans already is anyway. What exactly is the point of that? Once it fades it's gonna look totally normal.
Sitting through the searing pain of having a high powered needle tear up the top layer of skin on the most sensitive part of your body and no one is even gonna be able to tell you had anything done to it in 2-3 years time.
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I was telling my resident tattoo enthusiast about that post and she mentioned a few stories.
1) The artist she lived and worked with had tattooed a guy's entire cock to look like a snake.
2) Uncut guy came into their shop asking for the inside of his foreskin tattooed. While they're telling him that it's probably a bad idea, the shop piercer pops around the corner saying he knew a guy who tried to have that done, and it swelled up like a baseball and put him in the hospital for months.
Said enthusiast says tape. Back then they used the same or basically the same stuff as racehorse tape, now there's stuff like saniderm that you might ( ? ) be able to use in sensitive areas instead.
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Hey, if you're gonna treat your penis as a novelty item and decorate it, you may as well go all out and make it look completely ridiculous. Snake, rocketship, tentacle, the possibilities are only limited by your imagination.
As an uncut guy, I cannot think of a single thing that I would want less than that. I think my dick actually retracted into my body slightly when I read that.
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Saniderm wouldn't work, it doesn’t adhere well or stay on bendy parts of the body (like the inside of knees and elbows).You’d have the same problem trying to stick it between the cheeks. I’ve never known someone to have a bh tattooed, but I can’t imagine how painful it would be to keep it from folding and healing against itself. It’s not good to keep the tattoo covered during healing, but depending on the size of the tattoo you might have to to prevent your butt cheeks from healing closed.
WarJams
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That one with all the labels cracks me up. I'd like to think that's a Ben Garrison custom.
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Those three days must have been really hard on Jesus.
Azafran90
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Well, how would you look if you spent three days dead and in a cave filled with rabbits?
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She probably doesn't belong here because her tattoos don't look like they were done by someone with late stage Parkinsons disease.
But in the world of full body tattooing you can't forget Blue Eyes White Disappointment
'Reclaiming the word whore'
She blinded herself for 2 weeks getting the whites of her eyes tattooed blue.
No shock that this article ends with a list of suicide prevention hotlines
Lately she's raking in that simp money as an OnlyFans ho.
But in the world of full body tattooing you can't forget Blue Eyes White Disappointment
'Reclaiming the word whore'
She blinded herself for 2 weeks getting the whites of her eyes tattooed blue.
No shock that this article ends with a list of suicide prevention hotlines
Lately she's raking in that simp money as an OnlyFans ho.