April 27th, 2020 - Nick Rekieta w/ LSB & Agent Proper

[Kosher Dill]

Legally advised not to talk about his personal life? Who told him that? The voices in his head?

You really find it hard to believe that Rochelle said "Oh my God, stop making my job harder"?

 

[detractorzer0]

Nicks responses make me feel like I’m watching a mortal kombat fatality in real time

It's peak lawyering. The only other lawyer who I think could fuck DSP without him being able to reply would be Infinite Elgintensity.

 

[Honzou]

Nicks responses make me feel like I’m watching a mortal kombat fatality in real time

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Oh boy I cant wait for that juicy prestream tomorrow where Phil talks about how he has never heard of this Nick Re...ra...ru...rekeeta guy and he attacked him for no reason.

Spoiler: Prestream

"So this guy is like a lawyer alright? And how professional is it to waste your time? I mean khkhkhkhkhk you must have no life or something."

Also, "I’ve been legally advised not to speak publicly about things in my personal life." Phil, honey, you do that every single day. Every pre-stream is a retrospective on your past, present and future.

 

[Freshtodeath]

LOL at telling a lawyer to have remorse. He's a lawyer dumbass.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm amazed Nick got DSP to respond to him more than once. Usually DSP blocks first and then shits out his crappy reply and nothing happens with it. Nick got some actual back and forth.

And of all the times Phil should block someone and call them a morahn like a pathetic pussy, this was it. But, no, Chad Burnell has to try proving he's above the lawyer.

 

[PutridElephant]

Prestream tomorrow is going to be lit. Hopefully Phil shoots off his mouth again.

Nick is a lawyer, he could bring up a defamation suit against Phil just for the lols

You really find it hard to believe that Rochelle said "Oh my God, stop making my job harder"?

Yes. She told him a lot of stuff including to shut his mouth and some bad things that could happen with a CH7... Phil's brain: EXPUNGED! EXPUNGED! EXPUNGED!

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Oh boy I cant wait for that juicy prestream tomorrow where Phil talks about how he has never heard of this Nick Re...ra...ru...rekeeta guy and he attacked him for no reason.

Spoiler: Prestream

"So this guy is like a lawyer alright? And how professional is it to waste your time? I mean khkhkhkhkhk you must have no life or something."

Also, "I’ve been legally advised not to speak publicly about things in my personal life." Phil, honey, you do that every single day. Every pre-stream is a retrospective on your past, present and future.

"There's no way this dude's a real lawyer. Lemme be a lawyer and still obsess over another man. I'm sorry I'm solving million dollar cases and stacking my paper. Yet you're still speaking on me, calling me a homophobe and—" oops wrong lolcow

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yes. She told him a lot of stuff including to shut his mouth and some bad things that could happen with a CH7... Phil's brain: EXPUNGED! EXPUNGED! EXPUNGED!

phil, i want you to listen to me. don't talk about the bankruptcy online. people will use what they can against you, and they would love to have you run your mouth off in a stupid attempt to get money. and stop fucking snorting when you talk.

 

[Salubrious]

Yeah Nick, how dare you read public available legal documents! Don't you know those things are mass misinformation?

The proper thing to do would have been to let the narcissist explain everything and not question his version of events! Duh!

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I think the first Wolverine action figure was made in 1991 and it was the brown and yellow costume. There is no variant for that first edition. Although, the second edition did have variants. If anything Phil was 9-11 when he got the toy. I say 11 because he wanted the Blue and Yellow wolverine which was the second edition. I bet his dumb kid brain didn't remember the edition and thought the blue and yellow one was a variant. So the 2nd edition came out in 1992 and he said he got it a year later so he must have been 11. He did say he was a preteen so it makes sense he was 11.

The first Wolverine figure was from Mattel’s Secret Wars line, in 1985. Brown suit, no variant. The first Toy Biz one was 1991.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I hate to see you guys getting your hopes up for a salt Mt. Vesuvius tomorrow. It's not going to happen. He goes out of his way to be even more boring than usual when bad shit happens to him on the radar. He really only delivers when something has happened that isn't on the internet (yet).

Best you can hope for is how he can't keep the lid on the pressure cooker for an entire stream & tiny spurts of the tardrage will intermittently spill out. He thinks he's flexing on hatewatchers by blueballing them. It's going to be a slow burn the whole way down.

Spectacular in it's own right, but the solid spans of public broadcast battery acid tears are going to be few & far between.

Either way, this is the final thread of his mental unraveling. Even if he emerges from this in his best-case scenario, he is never going to be the same again. Just don't expect to see the nervous breakdown happen in big sweeps.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I doubt we'll get anything besides the usual "the detractors are making up shit about me again, who cares about those morons duhuh" lines in the prestream.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I doubt we'll get anything besides the usual "the detractors are making up shit about me again, who cares about those morons duhuh" lines in the prestream.

agreed
but there's going to be a moment where you can tell he wants to say something, but is trying to hold it back

or he will casually say something stupid but not name names in a stupid "i wasn't talking about him, morahn ahuhuhuu" gambit

 

[Agent Proper]

I think the whole situation got to Phil at least enough to respond to Nick's tweets today, usually he hands out the original LIMB and then tweets some trash talk. This time he engaged with Nick and him "lawyer"ing is a signature DSP to discredit Nick because he isn't a bankruptcy lawyer,

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

God I hope Tevin and/or LSB restream him tomorrow

 

[DukeMorty]

The first Wolverine figure was from Mattel’s Secret Wars line, in 1985. Brown suit, no variant. The first Toy Biz one was 1991.

Oh, wow that did not come up when I looked into it. Guess the Secret War line was the first wolverine figure. Either way, Phil must have been talking about the Toy Biz line since he would be 3 yrs old with the Mattel line and he said he was a preteen. Plus, I doubt a 3 yr old Paul would remember anything. Imagine a 3 yr old Paul calling his parents dumb for not getting the toy. Then a 4 yr old Paul telling him he wanted the first edition because it was more valuable. Now that would make the Wolverine Story epic as fuck

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I love how Phil acts like its a huge loss for Nick that he won't talk.

Instead of presenting his own side, he'd rather just claim he's too good for Nick, an actual successful adult.

A successful adult that’s living Phill’s dream too. Has a nice house, makes money just by talking, has a loving family, and still gets to play games just because they’re fun. I think they’re even around the same age.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Prestream tomorrow is going to be lit. Hopefully Phil shoots off his mouth again.

Nick is a lawyer, he could bring up a defamation suit against Phil just for the lols

So when the suit gets settled it will be like a 3-way NBA trade where the creditors and Nick divide up Phil's assets?

Creditors get the Wakando and the vest
Nick gets the statues, Jasper, and a percentage of all future streaming revenue
Phil gets Khet and Papavera

 

[Wurstbrot]

Not surprising but very pleasing how Phil couldn't overcome this little snack of LAWL and instead blows it to almost dramatic proportions of a full saga. Thank you Phil, for your final input, you cunt of the century, self proclaimed "gamer". You can't save yourself even once, you couldn't even save a fish from drowning.