Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I don't really know what campaign debt means but I would guess it means they take what's left to repay Frank and that might be in his best interest right now. His stock options dropped in value, he got laid off, was unemployed for a bit, Corona pummels the economydoesn't work for sandwiches and weed money.
I dont know what Franks new employer specializes in, but a lot of smaller biotech companies are getting funding pulled to move it into covid stuff.

ETA: looks like Ginkgo Bioworks is doing some covid stuff, so they may be doing fine, or even reaping a windfall.
 
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John I actually agree, the best way to fix the public school system is to fucking shut all of them down.

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"Don't teach my kids anything, they can just ask Zuckerbezos if they need to know something." wow

As a bit of a reality check, I know some families living in John's area, and the schools around there aren't putting their students on some sort of maniacal work-from-home grind. If anything it seems fairly laid-back, at least for the young children.
 
Ahh now that John has retired from the public eye, he can go back to doing the things that he was always fucking doing anyway.

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Ahh now that John has retired from the public eye, he can go back to doing the things that he was always fucking doing anyway.

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Elite Gamer Gurl John only needs to go 20 percent faster to almost make it into the Top 10 for speedrunning the RE3 remake at the lowest difficulty setting. Shouldn't be a problem.
 
Ahh now that John has retired from the public eye, he can go back to doing the things that he was always fucking doing anyway.

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I wonder if John realizes the huge contrast between continuing to post shit like this and Frank screamfacing over a Star Wars tabletop game, and his super serious campaign ending announcement yesterday. Yeah, it's totally believable you were making hundreds of phone calls and appearing at multiple campaign events every day when you tweeting every day about speedrunning (an autistic practice of playing and replaying vidya over and over for hours on end) and tabletop (spending hundreds of dollars on a game that can take hours to set up and play once). I guess campaigning really does give you a lot of free time after all!

John has never seemed to demonstrate much of any vidya competency, so I wouldn't be surprised if Frank's doing it for him while he sits on the couch tweeting through his latest Ambien binge. Either way, an hour seems to be about average speedrun time, but I feel like most people aren't going to care about average speedruns on lowest difficulty. The current record is 48m37s, so good fucking luck, John.
 
Is John attempting to rebirth himself as a speedrunner for his official job title now? Surely not. You can't bullshit your way to the top in speedrunning, and there's no way on god's green earth this praying mantits is getting good enough to speedrun live.

If it means he gets to blame it all on sexism, though, I can see him going for it. Quite how sexism would make you shit at speedrunning is something I'm sure John will amply explain.

My money's also on him resurrecting the congress dream as soon as the coof is no longer an issue. Eternal canidate means eternally being """right""" and interviewed by the media as such. It's a perfect job for ego hoover John Flynt. He just has to show his face at a few town halls. The fact that he'll never get elected just shows how damn sexist the world still is, right?
 
I like the idea of Frank putting the kibosh on the campaigning means canidate Wu is done for good.
If he has a modicum of sense, he would axe it for good so that he stops throwing tens of thousands of dollars down a money pit. Then again, if he had a modicum of sense, he wouldn't have married John in the first place to save himself hundreds of thousands of dollars, so I dunno. Maybe the scampaign was finally a bridge too far because it's not as much fun as playing tabletop or running around in a dinosaur costume.
 
So true John, the average office is pretty much a rape factory so we should do all that we can to send as many women into tech as possible.

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I'm trying to imagine how much booze it would take for a sane man to turn "sexually aggressive" toward Brianna Wu and I just can't figure it would happen before alcohol poisoning set in.
 
I'm sure tech is just chock full of guys who get drunk and run around the office trying to rape every girl they see. Day drinking is highly valued by tech industries. And if they're not raping you, they're just beating you up. It's an age-old story.

I wonder if Johnny actually thinks this happens. He's never been in tech, maybe he honestly thinks this is how it works.
 
The fuck is he talking about anyway. Syndicate was the first Ass Creed with a playable woman and that sold comparatively poorly. The franchise sold shit loads regardless of genitals.

Kassandra on Odyssey was praised because the actor did a fantastic job with her, not because she had tits.
 
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