Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Real food atrocities
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"Special" Robert can relate
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MIDWESTERN GHOULS REEEEEEEEEEE
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Still mad about coffin
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That rich chick is 100% right, there is no way blobby could've kept up with the rat race of taking a million extra-curriculars, maintaining a >4.0GPA and trying to graduate highschool with tons of college credit. Being dropped in an AP course in high school might have done Robert a lot of good, just not in the way he thinks.
I really want to see the alternate universe where Trump went really hard on quarantining and Bob accuses him of hypocritically abandoning the working class. Also lol at "forced to work" and the implication that Dems have just taken little islands of breaks from talking about the working class instead of gleefully abandoning them to chase immigrants and college educated snobs

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Clear lemon meringue pie is weird and trippy, but not bad Robert. Acting like it's the most horrific thing ever just exposes your autism once again. The choice between that pie and any of your disgusting cooking would be any easy one for anyone.

That chart is some real "I'm not like other girls" bullshit, but for lazy fuck ups of either sex.

Robert is actually angry that the government is making sure our food supply doesn't get fucked up. You'd think a fat fuck like him could at least understand the importance of maintaining food production in a crisis, but even that level of common sense is cast aside in favor of orange man bad. I guess we should import food from China instead, amirite? :roll:

And I'd assume most people who work in meat processing plants aren't high risk, and that the ones who are can get special exemptions.
Clear Lemon Meringue is pretty good, Bob never even tried the thing but threw his hands up like a elderly woman who refuses to try something new. Also lol at Dems wanting us to starve out the population to stop a disease that would do far less harm
 
when i went to school, they had something called "enriched" classes. You know what those were? EXTRA FUCKING HOMEWORK. That's IT. There was no special wizard magic imparted by the teacher that couldn't have been gotten from the "core" (normal) classes. My parents got bamboozled into sticking me into "enriched" because I R smrt. (well, I am, but I FUCKING HATE SCHOOLWORK with the fire of a thousand suns, hate it even more if I have to do any at home and was furious when I figured out "enriched" equals extra waste of time doing schoolwork at home because it doesn't make your grades automatically better). The other end of the track was "Learning Assistance", which was used as a threat by at least one teacher who would say to the goof-offs, "If you don't smarten up, I'll have you put in L.A.L.A." which meant "Learning Assistance Language Arts". This was like one step away from special ed, and had similar stigma attached.

So no, Blob wasn't missing a goddamn thing by not going with "gifted", because you know what? Gifted isn't for lazy people or people who hate schoolwork. It's for people who FUCKING LOVE SCHOOLWORK. And bob doesn't strike me as that type.
Eh, it depends on the school, it sounds like. When I was in elementary school, gifted classes took you out of your regular class one day a week, and depending on your grade level, you'd do different activities that were more challenging and taught a wider variety of things than regular instruction. Part of it was completing various brain teasers and logic puzzles, but I also remember how the teachers would essentially come up with a sort of elective system, creating a bunch of self-instructed classes on a variety of topics and allowing us to pick the ones we were interested in (the only one I remember clearly is Egypt). We'd do other class-wide activities too, like put on a play for the other students or learn about etiquette by going out to a nice restaurant for lunch. In middle school, since we were on a block schedule, the gifted class was an elective you could take, and again we'd learn about things you didn't get in normal classes.

The problem that often came in was when the regular teachers didn't really know what to do with the rest of the class when the gifted kids left. Ideally, they would have taken those days to assign less new work and instead provide focused instruction to the students that were having trouble, but that frequently didn't happen. Usually they'd just keep assigning the same amount of work that gifted kids would have to catch up on when they got back (not like I couldn't do it, but kind of annoying). Sometimes they'd do special things for the rest of the class so they didn't feel left out of the cool stuff the gifted kids did, which just ended up leaving out the gifted kids from fun activities. One year, I had a teacher that didn't know how to handle me in the slightest (not in a Bob tard rage way, thank god I wasn't like him), so she just assigned me constant packets of work to do by myself in the corner. I felt so isolated over the course of that year that I was begging my mom not to send me to school. Luckily, it was only that year, and it didn't happen again.

Anyway, the point of all this is to say that gifted classes in and of themselves aren't a bad thing, but they also shouldn't be the end of a child's schooling. Parental support goes a long way, and it's clear that Bobby really needed that to help him out, although not for the reasons he thinks. It's not because he was secretly a genius that should have been in an advanced class, it's because he clearly has some kind of mental problems that he's never fully worked through that have likely been preventing him from living a happy, healthy life. Ma and Pa Chipman didn't try hard enough to figure out what was wrong, and probably consoled themselves by saying "it's just because he's gifted." The result of their inaction is a 2600+ page thread on Kiwi Farms.
 
I bet he would react to the result the same way Pixy reacted to her mom telling her father was not japanese. Calling it now.
He already believes the leftist talking point that IQ isn't the same as intelligence and IQ tests are racist. If the test doesn't tell him what he wants to hear, it is the test that is wrong.
 
If the test doesn't tell him what he wants to hear, it is the test that is wrong.
I wish i had the confidence Bob had. His stalwart defense of his own stupidity would be admirable if he didn't parroted it on the internet.
I bet he also thinks that emotional intelligence is a bogus thing created by the white man to oppress minorities and that genetics and enviroment doesn't affect intelligence in any sort of way.
 
Eh, it depends on the school, it sounds like. When I was in elementary school, gifted classes took you out of your regular class one day a week, and depending on your grade level, you'd do different activities that were more challenging and taught a wider variety of things than regular instruction. Part of it was completing various brain teasers and logic puzzles, but I also remember how the teachers would essentially come up with a sort of elective system, creating a bunch of self-instructed classes on a variety of topics and allowing us to pick the ones we were interested in (the only one I remember clearly is Egypt). We'd do other class-wide activities too, like put on a play for the other students or learn about etiquette by going out to a nice restaurant for lunch. In middle school, since we were on a block schedule, the gifted class was an elective you could take, and again we'd learn about things you didn't get in normal classes.

The problem that often came in was when the regular teachers didn't really know what to do with the rest of the class when the gifted kids left. Ideally, they would have taken those days to assign less new work and instead provide focused instruction to the students that were having trouble, but that frequently didn't happen. Usually they'd just keep assigning the same amount of work that gifted kids would have to catch up on when they got back (not like I couldn't do it, but kind of annoying). Sometimes they'd do special things for the rest of the class so they didn't feel left out of the cool stuff the gifted kids did, which just ended up leaving out the gifted kids from fun activities. One year, I had a teacher that didn't know how to handle me in the slightest (not in a Bob tard rage way, thank god I wasn't like him), so she just assigned me constant packets of work to do by myself in the corner. I felt so isolated over the course of that year that I was begging my mom not to send me to school. Luckily, it was only that year, and it didn't happen again.

Anyway, the point of all this is to say that gifted classes in and of themselves aren't a bad thing, but they also shouldn't be the end of a child's schooling. Parental support goes a long way, and it's clear that Bobby really needed that to help him out, although not for the reasons he thinks. It's not because he was secretly a genius that should have been in an advanced class, it's because he clearly has some kind of mental problems that he's never fully worked through that have likely been preventing him from living a happy, healthy life. Ma and Pa Chipman didn't try hard enough to figure out what was wrong, and probably consoled themselves by saying "it's just because he's gifted." The result of their inaction is a 2600+ page thread on Kiwi Farms.
Either that or they tried too hard with insufficient diagnosis/information. After all, you can lead an exceptional horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Whatever it was they were trying (and Blob mentions therapy), it wasn't working probably because Blob is exceptional and standard therapy (but Bob's parents had NO way of knowing, hell, autism probably wasn't even on the table back in the mid 80s because Blob's too high-functioning, so it's not surprising that nobody caught it) absolutely will not work on autistic children. Such therapy has to be specifically geared to autistics even those as high-functioning as Bob, or they will reject it and sabotage it in much the same way Bob admits he did, because it doesn't make sense to them. Many therapy/counselling tactics don't make sense to autistic children, such as generalized watered-down platitudes such as "just be nice to people" or "just be yourself". They'll just think "WTF, I'm already myself" or "I'm already nice to people!" without probing the underlying issues, because autistic children literally have no concept of what they're doing wrong in terms of social interactions.

And I'm going to guess that Blob was either spanked too much, or not enough. Hard to say either way unless Blob said something in his book about getting a whooping or two.
 
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Yes, Bob, politicians are supposed to care about everybody. They represent the people. When you openly dismiss vast swaths of the people, you tend to not get elected. And "working class" does not mean "white" or "Midwesterner" you racist fuck head. It amuses me that he grew up in a working class environment, and how important the working class is to the functioning of society, that it makes him so angry that he is not actually working class or blue collar, and is completely useless. He's the type of moron who thought he was too good and too smart to be a simple plumber or electrician. Keep failing, Bob, and keep being the outspoken id of Leftism.

Yeah but I think we're all in agreement that nobody from Bob's school even remembers him.

I would love to see what his yearbook signatures look like...
Thinking about how he's seething over 20+ year old grudges against his bullies in high school while they wouldn't even be able to match his name to his fat face reminds me of this:
 
Either that or they tried too hard with insufficient diagnosis/information. After all, you can lead an exceptional horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Whatever it was they were trying (and Blob mentions therapy), it wasn't working probably because Blob is exceptional and standard therapy (but Bob's parents had NO way of knowing, hell, autism probably wasn't even on the table back in the mid 80s because Blob's too high-functioning, so it's not surprising that nobody caught it) absolutely will not work on autistic children. Such therapy has to be specifically geared to autistics even those as high-functioning as Bob, or they will reject it and sabotage it in much the same way Bob admits he did, because it doesn't make sense to them. Many therapy/counselling tactics don't make sense to autistic children, such as generalized watered-down platitudes such as "just be nice to people" or "just be yourself". They'll just think "WTF, I'm already myself" or "I'm already nice to people!" without probing the underlying issues, because autistic children literally have no concept of what they're doing wrong in terms of social interactions.

And I'm going to guess that Blob was either spanked too much, or not enough. Hard to say either way unless Blob said something in his book about getting a whooping or two.
One of my favorite episodes of South Park is the one where Eric Cartman pretends to have tourette syndrome. (stick with me here) The ultimate pay off is that by spending weeks on end acting like he has no filter, Cartman eventually loses all ability to filter his thoughts - and ends up giving himself tourette.

What I enjoy about it is that it is an apt parable about how humans have some plasticity to their brains - with habits you can give yourself behaviors and complexes.

I say all that to explain that I don't think Bob was ever autistic, I think he's made himself autistic through a combination of antisocial behavior and ego.
 
Many therapy/counselling tactics don't make sense to autistic children, such as generalized watered-down platitudes such as "just be nice to people" or "just be yourself". They'll just think "WTF, I'm already myself" or "I'm already nice to people!" without probing the underlying issues, because autistic children literally have no concept of what they're doing wrong in terms of social interactions.

That is what it all boils down to autistic and lolcows in general. Absolute lack of emotional inteligence and, most importantly, ability to empathise.
They feel apathetic about everything except their interest and assume everyone feels the same way, ends up saying something bizzare and insensitive and acts surprised when faced with dismay because "Hey! I respect all your opinions even though they don't resonate with me at all! Why cant you return the favour?"
 
The Gifted program at my school was basically extra classes for those Martin Prince from the Simpsons types who couldn't get enough of schoolwork. Bob probably thinks it would have given him a fast track to greatness, but he would have done exactly what I did: drop out upon hitting high school when the program began to focus on higher level math. Unless you can do higher level math, you're not going anywhere in the "intellectual" fields. Your best bet would be to try to get a "professor" job like teaching English or Philosophy, and knowing how Bob talks down to everyone he feels is inferior, it's doubtful any school would have hired him.
 
What I enjoy about it is that it is an apt parable about how humans have some plasticity to their brains - with habits you can give yourself behaviors and complexes.
This is absolutely true since many psycologists have time and time again tested and tried to determine if aptitude for specific actions was either innate due to intelligence or gained through experience. It came to be that for the most part our knowledge and dexterities are gained through experience and depending on our type of intelligence (to recognize spatial patterns, to solve logic/mathematic puzzles, to use our body...) we gain these aptitudes faster and we master them with ease. It pretty much means that if you have good musical hearing you could probably become a good composer if you put on a lot of practise.

But if Bob became autistic due to his own ineptitude and stubborness would be truly something for the ages and it would definetly make him a professional lolcow since he actually trained and did an effort to become who he is today. And he might not have gained because he's particularly smart, but because he has spent so much time being like this.
 
This is absolutely true since many psycologists have time and time again tested and tried to determine if aptitude for specific actions was either innate due to intelligence or gained through experience. It came to be that for the most part our knowledge and dexterities are gained through experience and depending on our type of intelligence (to recognize spatial patterns, to solve logic/mathematic puzzles, to use our body...) we gain these aptitudes faster and we master them with ease. It pretty much means that if you have good musical hearing you could probably become a good composer if you put on a lot of practise.

But if Bob became autistic due to his own ineptitude and stubborness would be truly something for the ages and it would definetly make him a professional lolcow since he actually trained and did an effort to become who he is today. And he might not have gained because he's particularly smart, but because he has spent so much time being like this.
I'm pretty good with my hands and recently revealed a process of making perfect squares mathematically (I came up with it one day in math class and got up to 201 on paper) and I generally get the hang of things after using it once. Bob's dulling himself and that's hilarious because he unconsciously does it and then blames others for it happening. Stay smoothbrained Bobby.
 
Maybe it's because I'm not to well versed in Movieblob but what is he supposedly complaining, making fun off?

 
Maybe it's because I'm not to well versed in Movieblob but what is he supposedly complaining, making fun off?

What a smooth take he has there. A skin-tone slider indicates that you can create a character. Big whoop!
 
Strange how the straw-men Bob constructs are always more obsessed with race than anyone you'd ever actually meet in reality.
Almost like Bob is deeply obsessed with race.
Also, there's not going to be a skin-tone slider because Assassins Creed never had a create-a-character and likely won't this time either.
Again, the fucking moron just exposes how little he knows about anything he talks about.
 
Strange how the straw-men Bob constructs are always more obsessed with race than anyone you'd ever actually meet in reality.
Almost like Bob is deeply obsessed with race.
Also, there's not going to be a skin-tone slider because Assassins Creed never had a create-a-character and likely won't this time either.
Again, the fucking moron just exposes how little he knows about anything he talks about.
That dense moron also forgets that the Assassins Creed games tend to take place in historical events like the Crusades, Ancient Greece, and American Revolution and have them be populated with historically accurate people. Why would they throw in a black woman viking when it’s historically inaccurate.
 
Maybe it's because I'm not to well versed in Movieblob but what is he supposedly complaining, making fun off?

When Assassin's Creed: Origins (set in ancient Egypt) came out, people kept telling "We wuz kangz" jokes about it. This joke made various media outlets freak the fuck out about "racist backlash" and people got banned from various forums and servers, which just added fuel to the fire. Robert is essentially rewriting history so that it was the people making the kangz jokes who were angry because of brown people in their Assassin's Creed games, instead of those people making a joke and people on the other side being the ones who were angry and flipping out over it.

So obviously all these racist gamer Nazis who dared to tell un-PC jokes about Assassin's Creed are going to be super mad about character customization letting you make a character who's darker than ivory. :roll:
 
Why would they throw in a black woman viking when it’s historically inaccurate.
Oh this is Ubisoft we're talking about, so I expect they'll take liberties, like over emphasizing the role of shield maidens in front-line combat.
But just the fact that Bob didn't realize every Assassin's Creed protagonist is a non-customized set design character disqualifies him from ever talking about the franchise.
 
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