Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
very flattering camera angle, jack

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Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

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In today's Jack on the Go video review, he gave them a B+.
edit: He says in the review that he was right on time, then says in the video that he's 5 minutes late. Which one is it, fatty?
 
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Does he always reply to that one guy specifically? If so being the replyguy of a Trump replyguy is an even lower step to be standing on.

Sidenote but out of curiosity I looked up that Jeff guy and he has a Patreon. He gets 200 dollars a month for tweeting at Trump. He says he ‘produces content’ but that’s his only real output and he gets paid 200 a month to do it. What a fucking world we live in.
 
To be fair, I got one as a birthday present last year. Though I specifically asked for one because it was something I always wanted (because I do a fair bit of pork for the family, and pork chops are generally better when they reach safe temps, rather than when they look fully done) but never really felt like buying. One of those 'neat but survivable without' presents, rather than in Jack's case where it's like "well uhhh I guess get mommy a meat thermometer!! I'm a chef!!!"

Let's be honest, if you're turning to Jack for Mother's Day present ideas you're probably already gonna get the belt no matter what you do.

One of my favorite Jack tips, by the by, was "DON'T EVER STORE LEFTOVER PASTA/NOODLE SOUP WITH THE SAUCE!", completely ignoring the point of leaving pasta/noodle soup for a day. It always objectively improves the flavor, especially in smaller-quantity larger-surface pastas like penne. Come on mate.
This is because he doesn't understand the basics of osmosis and why that makes marinades work. Jack only looks up what to do, and doesn't give a shit on the whys about it; just that it allows him to eat 3 pounds of raw meat and cheese in one sitting.
 
In his Social Media Marketing video, Jack states that he's taught classes before about 2 step verification...but those gosh darn Bangledeshis!

He also goes full tilt on coronavirus, showing a plugin he uses for facebook that blacklists words. He first says he blocks political stuff like things from Pelosi or Biden (both Democrats), and then goes on a mass banning of things like COVID19, coronavirus, stay at home, etc.

Be a shame if people mobbed his chatrooms which can't be blacklisted
 
In his Social Media Marketing video, Jack states that he's taught classes before about 2 step verification...but those gosh darn Bangledeshis!

He also goes full tilt on coronavirus, showing a plugin he uses for facebook that blacklists words. He first says he blocks political stuff like things from Pelosi or Biden (both Democrats), and then goes on a mass banning of things like COVID19, coronavirus, stay at home, etc.

Be a shame if people mobbed his chatrooms which can't be blacklisted

Jack owning a hat with his name adorned across the front in chrome letters is an interesting development.

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To me, at least.
 
Jack owning a hat with his name adorned across the front in chrome letters is an interesting development.

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To me, at least.
It's a Jack Skellington hat (Nightmare Before Christmas)... He even completed a "5D" picture of a scene on his Facebook.

But Jack loves his name. He once used Hungry Jack pancake mix just because his name is in it, whenever a menu has jack cheese in it he points it out... Hell, he even named his son after himself.

Jack is nothing if not a juvenile narcissist.
 
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