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Well he wore a turban (a towel, really, but that was during his Lesbian Sleepover Audition). He could easily put a crystal on it.
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Well he wore a turban (a towel, really, but that was during his Lesbian Sleepover Audition). He could easily put a crystal on it.
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If we’re talking turbans...
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I know I'm late to this, but I find it funny that Chris claims that he's "bi" in the sense that he has a polyamorus relationship with fictional characters, but in the real world, Chris fawns over females (see SNT, Doopy) and never dang, dirty jerk brute males.
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True. He may have drawn Magi-Chan's hideous, spiny duck and licked it, and will - perhaps tellingly, occasionally - talk about his fantastic 'rolls in the hay' with Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, but he really isn't interested in men sexually. It's all a part of his near-constant lying to himself. The Idea Guys implanted the idea, sure, but he's never gone out of his way to reinforce anything sexual between himself and the male components of his 'marriage'. A lot of nauseating use of 'hubby' and the occasional awkward slow dance, but never detail about anything more physical, unlike his nauseatingly graphic if clueless descriptions of heterosexual sex - if he had any sense, he'd cut his losses and declare his 'marriage' a purely Platonic relationship. Chris will pretend to be a proud supporter of LGBT, but show him even the most perfect cock on the planet for real and he'd run screaming.
TL, DR - you're right. He's a dirty brute male and, however hard he tries to convince himself otherwise, he's straight.
TL, DR - you're right. He's a dirty brute male and, however hard he tries to convince himself otherwise, he's straight.
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Just like the hedgehog position. So at TMG, he was just praying.
Chris has deluded himself into believing that any rare phenomenon reported would immediately be part of his "Goddess Merge" invocation, as an attempt to try and be relevant to subject of interest because he's such an attention whore.
Seriously, what a fucking tard.
Seriously, what a fucking tard.
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Twin Falling Towers aside, if 9/11 had happened recently, would Chris be unironically claiming it was a sign of the merge? Like the buildings were falling because the dimensions were colliding and causing collateral damage, or some kind of dumb sci-fi trope like that.
We'll never know.
Chris' perspective of reality has long since warped beyond human recognition.
I wouldn't be surprised if he claims that Sonichu or Magi-chan or himself somehow convincing Osama in his fictitious dimension to commit such things and claim responsibility as if he has real psychic powers.
Besides his delusion, what else he got?
Shabobus
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What if Chris had never been kicked out of his English class on his 21st birthday? Would something else have sparked his Love Quest? Was it inevitable?
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I would say yes, because Chris apparently still does his actions according to his "dreams"
Yes. Chris is more comfortable with males nowadays, both straight and homo simply because he thrives on human contact/acceptance. When he fist started going into full transwoman, he pretty much disregarded the gay males from the LGBT community, saying "they are lucky to be in this group." Since then, he's mellowed out somewhat. When it comes to his sexuality, I'll bet you Chris will still go towards a woman because of his ego and hypocrisy. You forget that Chris never changes unless under extreme conditions. I'll have to refer you to the CWCki for further and future information.
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He recently followed a bunching mainstream media tweets about lighting and rainbows. Frankly I'm just waiting for him to tweet it himself and say "look look there's Rainbow dash in the clouds! At told y'all the merge is real!"
I have long abandoned the Catholic faith but even I feel like they didnt deserve the insult to injury that was Chris claiming the Notre Dame fire was caused by ohho the Pokemon entering the real world. Anymore than I pity the next group or person Chris unintentionally insults trying to condole them in a tragedy by saying the deceased are with the looney tunes now.
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I think Chris knows that anal sex could be painful and I'll bet Chris doesn't care for pain. He turns into a whimpering bitch every time he gets a UTI. I often wonder how he dealt with the pain of tearing himself a new asshole. I'm sure he downed a bottle of Mad Dog ahead of time.
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Well, he has experimented on himself before; according to him, he didn't like it. Tards have an unusual high tolerance for pain. I don't know if Chris drank a lot when he cut himself.
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I think in all likelihood, Chris would, or adding insult to injury, he'd claimed all of the perished join their OC's.
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I always wondered why Chris did a sex change. My guess is that he was trolled so hard into a tranny.
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In a way. Trolls were getting to him in telling him he's "gay" or depictingSonichu is gay, which they knew was the easiest way of triggering Chris. Combined that with his Love Quest in that no woman wanted him because he was creepy, it wasn't until a friend (troll) suggested that Chris get in touch with his "feminine side". At that point, Chris questioned himself if he was born the right gender, because all of his attempts to prove his masculinity ended up failing (due to laziness, and Chris' disdain for males). He also figured since he likes to be around women, it would be easier for him to be one, hence why the idea for becoming a tomgirl into a lesbian.
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Doing that, implying they just simply teleported to CWCville as opposed to being murdered, is just dancing on their graves. Not that he's already done that with the 200,000+ coronavirus victims.
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Justin Trudeau cosplay, now ship him off to Canada before next election!