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She moved it from the couch/bed to the fridge.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Looks like Flabletics is a sucker for punishment and is still keeping Tess on the pay(pig)(fat)roll.
So Tess will continue to drive for hours so she can pose and fool people into thinking she actually walked there and did some honest exercise.
Queen of Quetiapina
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Okay, it's the start of May. How long do you think Tess has before the shit hits the fan and the house of cards collapses, something like eviction from Jolene's and no one willing to let her stay in CA. Exposure of fetish sex work, feeder stuff. Massive health problems, left debilitated and destitute. Nick decides to start talking.
What else could go wrong? I don't think she's going to survive 2020 but everything about her is so precarious it's hard to guess what will disaster will befall her first.
It's been a slow decline but the signs are there it's speeding up.
What else could go wrong? I don't think she's going to survive 2020 but everything about her is so precarious it's hard to guess what will disaster will befall her first.
It's been a slow decline but the signs are there it's speeding up.
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I'd say by the end of summer, something will go down. It's been too long with nothing. Even if it's just 'Tess becomes a huge cunt and gets kicked out of Jolene's because it's too haaaawwttt out'.
Tomssu
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She's pushing the 'they keep everything in!' line awful hard there.
Also, leopard print? How tacky.
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It looks like Tess took a page from Wendy Lou "Mama Amazing" Napoles' book on "How to Exploit Your Child Online (and Make Up For Opportunities You Missed Yourself)".
I wonder how Rylee is doing right now. Whether he's upset and angry at being pawned off like last season's handbag, or whether he's happy and relieved to be away from his cake-snarfin', ham-hockin', yeast fold momma.
I wonder how Rylee is doing right now. Whether he's upset and angry at being pawned off like last season's handbag, or whether he's happy and relieved to be away from his cake-snarfin', ham-hockin', yeast fold momma.
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She sounds like she doesn't give a shit about what she's pimping. Apathy much? Gotta make money for the next sheet cake.
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You assume Nick actually gives a shit.
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The first pant is about to burst over her stomachs, and the top is pulling up in the front, and we can't see any back design she talks about because her back fat is just bulging in a black top.
The second outfit is even worse. The bicycle shorts are both high waisted and an awkward length which makes even a very thin woman look bigger - on her, you can see every bulge, crease, and ripple. She's wearing another top where her back fat hangs out of the back straps, clearing putting paid her claim that these items fit soooooo well.
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That’s my fave part of all this: if your backfat swallows the multiple crossed straps of your top, then no, it does not “fit sooooo well.”
Also, the concept of having enough hanging backfat to swallow clothing upsets me on a visceral level. There’s no way that body is comfortable to exist in.
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Jesus, between her stupid valley girl voice and the barely-there enthusiasm, I wanted to jam pencils into my ears.
Tess is an inhumane assault on all of the senses.
Maybe there is still some shred of decency left in Nick. At the very least he'd rat her out to IG and get the account taken down just to spite her gigantic ass.
Tess is an inhumane assault on all of the senses.
Maybe there is still some shred of decency left in Nick. At the very least he'd rat her out to IG and get the account taken down just to spite her gigantic ass.
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FabLetics may as well rebrand itself as FATLetics as the majority of ambassadors I've seen wouldn't walk 5 feet for a glazed donut, Tess included. If you have to melt and pour your body into a stretchy material there might be a larger ( pun intended) issue.
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Does Fabletics run (ha) large? Tess saying she's a 3X just doesn't compute for me, I know women that wear 3X, and they're nowhere near the size Tess is. If I owned stock in the company, I would be pissed over her lies.
To be honest, I was thinking about getting some workout clothing from them before they hired Tess, but she turns me off from anything she shills.
To be honest, I was thinking about getting some workout clothing from them before they hired Tess, but she turns me off from anything she shills.
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Salad Dodger
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I often admire a set of large norks, but those fat sacks look like they're been made by drinking industrial tubs of ranch dressing. I also imagine the stench of the briney underboob sweat and I am neither aroused nor pleased.
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Holy shit her titties are not only bigger than her face, they also look like udders! What a textbook definition of a fat THOT! Her face seems to resemble a more feminine version of Steven Assanti as well.
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Please tell me she didn't go shopping in just a bra... And if she didn't why the fuck is she stripping in her car for Instagram?? Gross.
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Is it just me or is that her hand on the bottom of the frame holding up her fat boobs?
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Definitely not trolling for a new hubby so she can move into his place and resume spending all her money on beauty treatments and cake, instead of a mere 90% of it! Jolene is such a slave driver...she asked Tess to pick up her clothes from the sitting room because her bras had been hanging on the couch for three days.
Gotta find a rich MAN and start sucking his bank account dry, like a wealthy, independent and successful supahmoddle do.
also yeah lol she didn’t crop her other arm out enough. Definitely hoisting those flobby bags up.