Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Water-T said:
The Bank of Mommy and Daddy covered two things: 10 years of college spent in an Ambien haze while tricking straight dudes into sex, and an animation studio that produced nada.
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Except no straight guy was ever tricked into sex by John.
 
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hell is other robots said:
I forgot the lore, was the development money from Frank or the parents? For some reason 500K comes to mind, but I could be having a blonde moment.
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The old comic strip and aborted animated series were his parents' money and Frank paid for Rev60.

The $500k does not sound familiar-his total debt when he dissolved the original animation company was about $200k and I don't think we have a good sense for how much Frank put in other than "somewhere in the low 6 figures". DarkSydePhil just filed for bankruptcy with about $500k in debts though so you might just be getting your exceptional vidya obsessed cows confused.
 
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Mr. Flynt, we're calling about the goalpost relocation that you scheduled earlier in the week, are you available now for our team to come over and handle it?

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I worked as a Macy's cashier once for three weeks, basically I own the company.

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My guess is the run for congress was resume building of sorts and not a serious attempt to win.

The only other thing I have to say about it -- there are members of congress who are worse that Brianna would be.
I don't even have to tell party affiliation for you to agree with that.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Mr. Flynt, we're calling about the goalpost relocation that you scheduled earlier in the week, are you available now for our team to come over and handle it?

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I worked as a Macy's cashier once for three weeks, basically I own the company.

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He's full of shit. If they were building an actual production facility for vaccines or test kits it might be more realistic, but Ginkgo isn't involved in production.

Once again, John spouts bullshit that anyone that took 30 seconds bothering to look up could torpedo straight away.
Details on Relevant Ginkgo Capabilities:
Ginkgo has invested ~$400M over the last 5 years to build a 100,000 sqft automated facility that is used today to support partners like Roche and Bayer with a broad range of infrastructure for biotechnology R&D.
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So $300m over three months to focus on one virus is fucking breakneck investment. To say it's "not much" but also "'about right" is just a flat out contradiction.
 
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twattycake said:
The old comic strip and aborted animated series were his parents' money and Frank paid for Rev60.

The $500k does not sound familiar-his total debt when he dissolved the original animation company was about $200k and I don't think we have a good sense for how much Frank put in other than "somewhere in the low 6 figures". DarkSydePhil just filed for bankruptcy with about $500k in debts though so you might just be getting your exceptional vidya obsessed cows confused.
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Brilliant. I probably do have my cow lore crossed.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
More hardworking citizens who desperately need the country to reopen in order to pay their bills and feed their families, I assume.

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If the grotesquely unnatural John Flynt were concerned about allowing Mother Nature to heal, he'd stop thwarting her with his Komatsu Mining Corp. dilator.
 
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Ghostse said:
I'm trying to make a Miss'ippi John tall-tale about the scampaign stopping because John doesn't want anyone to die voting for him, but I'm really drawing a blank. I'm simply not able to make up anything more ridiculous than real life here.
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That's a good way of putting it, in his supreme narcissism he probably believes, or hopes, that there are people willing to march out and die to get him into office. He will speak endlessly about this selfless act in the future. Don't cry die for me, Argentina Dedham, I will stay at home and play Star Wars instead.
 
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I'm trying to make a Miss'ippi John tall-tale about the scampaign stopping because John doesn't want anyone to die voting for him, but I'm really drawing a blank. I'm simply not able to make up anything more ridiculous than real life here.
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Seeing the old woman struggling to reach the voting area after escaping from the nearest KKK chapter made Wu have flashbacks to when she was a little black girl, happily commanding her peers at Space Camp using her L337 tech skills while running for her life from the famous card carrying Nazis of Miss'ippi. This triggered such a strong emotional reaction on Wu, she broke down crying for all her gay friends who died in the war and rear ended her Porsche in their honor.
At that moment Wu decided to suspend her campaign, as her legion of adoring fans would be in grave danger were they to go vote for her. Surely, she thought, voting for a strong black godzilla of tech would land her fans on a kill list of Stephen Lynch's alt-right death squad. They would be hunted down, infected with COVID19 and have bleach injected into their lungs to trigger the mutation into Trump supporters.
With tears rolling down her cheecks, Wu reached for her phone amidst the potbelly sandwich wrappers. It had to be done.
"I am officially ending my campaign." was tweeted. She knew her voters would be upset, for she was their last ray of hope in these dark times. But she also knew they would throw themselves in danger to vote for her and she could not allow that to happen, such is the kind of person Brianna Wu is. Never again would she lose so many people she cared about to a war.
With that dreadful deed done, Wu focused all her brainpower into overcoming the most important obstacle in her way yet. She had to find a way to shave off more time on her Resident Evil runs. Her reputation depended on it! But that's a story for another time...
 
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
John John John, you insufferable asshole.
Torque vectoring acts as a yaw stabilizer...the computer helps control drift angle (it's actually a lot like form of traction control)
You don't need torque vectoring to drift your rear around (as dickass was saying , the 911 is notorious for ovesrteer - torque vectoring helps tame that)
But it takes MORE SKILL to control it without torque vectoring.


Ditto with manual tranny. Drifting with an auto is actually harder b/c of torque convertor lag (you can't feather the throttle to throttle steer as easily, etc) and and you can't pull techniques like clutch kicking.
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Knowing Wu he probably heard a description of a differential and called it torque vectoring because it sounds cool, not because the car actually has torque vectoring.
 
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That's just Frank the homonculus riding on Johnny's hunchback. On another subject, how many times do you think John has seen that terrible Space Camp movie?
 
Agent of Z.O.G. said:
What did xe mean by this?
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There was a viral tweet by a black guy a couple of days ago complaining about having to learn about 'that Becky', Anne Frank, in school, as propaganda rather than any of [insert black genocide victims here]? So maybe that?

Edit: Best I could find in 60 seconds or less was a link to a tweet making fun of the original while quote-tweeting.
 
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