Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Perhaps if Lucas was actually not living on the streets this may be the case. However, I sort of doubt that the payee would let Lucas travel while he is still a street bum. The payee should probably encourage Lucas to use money to find an apartment. Although, not sure how that would go with no one wanting to rent to Lucas.

If he got stuck in Chicago. Oh, stand by. Especially if he couldn't find housing in the winter. People there would not put up with his bullshit and we would see lots of black eyes, probably. Lucas would be overwhelmed in Chicago.

He probably won't go anywhere, and that is just high and drunk schizophrenia talk.

darkwingosonichugorl said:
With special trusts for SSI folks, vacations are perfectly fine, even encouraged. I assume enough time has passed with Suzanne and Starbuck girl's restraining orders that it wouldn't be an issue. If Lucas is gonna do bad stuff to a teen girl, he could do it any time he wants in Spokane or anywhere. They can't keep Lucas locked up forever.
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
With special trusts for SSI folks, vacations are perfectly fine, even encouraged. I assume enough time has passed with Suzanne and Starbuck girl's restraining orders that it wouldn't be an issue. If Lucas is gonna do bad stuff to a teen girl, he could do it any time he wants in Spokane or anywhere. They can't keep Lucas locked up forever.
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Encourage for some people, yea I can see that. Considering Lucas is off his meds,psycho unstable, is a flaming predator and violent, don't know if it would be advisable to have him traveling around the country. But hey, he got catfished out of Olympia, decided to stay in Spokane, so he can at some pt. decide to hop on a bus or train.
 
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When I lived in Chicago I Saw a crazy drunk get his ass beat for saying the n-word (I cant even bring myself to say it) and not a single person lifted a finger to intervene. Lucas is toast if he goes there.

ETA: This was in Wrigleyville. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Chicago, it’s the neighborhood surrounding the ballpark where the Cubs play that’s probably got the largest concentration of bars and clubs in the city.
 
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Lucas is drinking openly on a street corner. Could this be the start of a new Saga?

I've long felt that Lucas hasn't adequately explored alcoholism. As a schizo pedo, he is compellingly awful. But as an alcoholic schizo pedo, I feel he can realize his true potential.

Drinking cheap beer and boxed wine is weak and not cost effective. I hope he takes it seriously, and graduates to drinking a handle of warm vodka a day, from a plastic bottle, in public places.

Drunk Lucas is amusing, but can you picture him with DTs? Or a recovery saga? Picture Lucas lurking around AA meetings, trying to hump vulnerable Zoomer addicts, only to be banned. It'd be great.
 
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I knew it was too good to hope creeper lost access to the internet/his phone, I see he's still managed to maintain his Jabba the Hutt physique. Is it just me or are his nipples grey? He's manboobs and belly are really sagging now, and I'm guessing the dried old man skin is a symptom of his diabetes, despite his "healing" claim.

Has Lucas actually mentioned who gave him this alleged birthday pizza and alcohol? Or who this "We" is that he intends to travel with? I for one hope he goes to these cities, unlike Spokane there's a good chance young people will actually fuck with him irl when they hear a notorious lolcow is moving into the neighbourhood, especially when he is caught creeping on teens in public places. I'm sure he wants to leave on some level, but knows he wouldn't last long in any major city since he'd have an even harder time competing for housing and less people would tolerate his behavior, would be a fitting end to his story though if he did leave Spokane and got stabbed or shot for yelling the wrong profanity around the wrong people
 
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I knew it was too good to hope creeper lost access to the internet/his phone, I see he's still managed to maintain his Jabba the Hutt physique. Is it just me or are his nipples grey? He's manboobs and belly are really sagging now, and I'm guessing the dried old man skin is a symptom of his diabetes, despite his "healing" claim.

Has Lucas actually mentioned who gave him this alleged birthday pizza and alcohol? Or who this "We" is that he intends to travel with? I for one hope he goes to these cities, unlike Spokane there's a good chance young people will actually fuck with him irl when they hear a notorious lolcow is moving into the neighbourhood, especially when he is caught creeping on teens in public places. I'm sure he wants to leave on some level, but knows he wouldn't last long in any major city since he'd have an even harder time competing for housing and less people would tolerate his behavior, would be a fitting end to his story though if he did leave Spokane and got stabbed or shot for yelling the wrong profanity around the wrong people
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He explained the "we" as referring to himself (the "royal we"). As far as who gave him the pizza, apparently someone named Zach for a shoutout.
 

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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas is drinking openly on a street corner. Could this be the start of a new Saga?

I've long felt that Lucas hasn't adequately explored alcoholism. As a schizo pedo, he is compellingly awful. But as an alcoholic schizo pedo, I feel he can realize his true potential.

Drinking cheap beer and boxed wine is weak and not cost effective. I hope he takes it seriously, and graduates to drinking a handle of warm vodka a day, from a plastic bottle, in public places.

Drunk Lucas is amusing, but can you picture him with DTs? Or a recovery saga? Picture Lucas lurking around AA meetings, trying to hump vulnerable Zoomer addicts, only to be banned. It'd be great.
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On that note how long do you think it will be before he goes full liquor smurf

 
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On that note how long do you think it will be before he goes full liquor smurf

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Lahey is the liquor. He has class. Also, he was in an age gap relationship. Lucas can't aspire to be like, or drink like, Lahey.

But if he does, he may experience: 1) weight gain, 2) enhanced diabetes, 3) lowered inhibitions, leading to more acting out, 4) liver damage, maybe even jaundice, and 5) gin blossoms. This abridged list demonstrates the potential for an Alcoholic Saga.
 
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Look at that belly button and those dark diabetes spots.

fucking gross.
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How is that ACTUALLY the skin on his torso?? It looks like a sheet of clammy special effects latex slowly melting off of him. It’s revolting. But no, he can’t possibly be the reason women aren’t attracted to him.
 
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That is what I mean... he is fully within the realm of being a violent person. I could certainly see him harming someone who he feels has wronged him. He is a danger to pretty much everyone.
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I really don't want Lucas to go out and hurt people, but if God decreed that Lucas lay a hand on an unfortunate soul, I would hope God would choose someone actually dumb and cruel enough to involve themselves with Lucas. I use the word "cruel" not because it's at Lucas' expense, but his victim's expense. All these catfish and the idiots meeting up with him in real life create a perpetual ego boost and temper tantrum for Lucas, which is the worst concoction possible. It's going to make him try something incredibly fucked up with a stranger that likely has no involvement with any internet bullshit, and that's a bit disturbing to imagine. If anyone has to go, it should be someone that should have known better - like anyone from the group of college kids that knew he was crazy but still decided to self-insert via feigned friendship. Those are the people that should have had enough insight to say "fuck no", but were too stupid or too busy focused on themselves and their potential clout.
 
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I really don't want Lucas to go out and hurt people, but if God decreed that Lucas lay a hand on an unfortunate soul, I would hope God would choose someone actually dumb and cruel enough to involve themselves with Lucas. I use the word "cruel" not because it's at Lucas' expense, but his victim's expense. All these catfish and the idiots meeting up with him in real life create a perpetual ego boost and temper tantrum for Lucas, which is the worst concoction possible. It's going to make him try something incredibly fucked up with a stranger that likely has no involvement with any internet bullshit, and that's a bit disturbing to imagine. If anyone has to go, it should be someone that should have known better - like anyone from the group of college kids that knew he was crazy but still decided to self-insert via feigned friendship. Those are the people that should have had enough insight to say "fuck no", but were too stupid or too busy focused on themselves and their potential clout.
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Reap what you sow, and all that.
 
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Hopefully someone with a brother and/or cousin who will make sure to watch out for any creep behavior from Lucas and will beat the shit out of him if he tries anything. Fucking with Lucas for internet clout is dumb, but no kid deserves to have their life ruined by a piece of human sewage like Lucas because they were young and immature. Thankfully the chances are low as most people realise catfishing Lucas, or just harassing him online is enough to get a rise out of him, like the guy who had Lucas comment greed on his photo, but he is a violent unmedicated mentally ill creep with a criminal history of violence towards women that nobody should take lightly, especially when he is still carrying that box cutter he's threatened to use on people
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Reap what you sow, and all that.
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I see Lucas has now gone back to begging people online for money, or more accurately food, but with emphasis on how much the food costs in a $20-30 range because Lucas is worth spending that much money on. I wondered when he'd try the pay me for questions angle again, in this case it's give me expensive food or money for a shoutout, but I'm sure it'll end up give me money or expensive food because I'm a homeless slob, maybe it's part of his $100 for a date scam that he believes people will pay him for so he never actually has to pay any of his own welfare.

With how badly his manboobs and belly are sagging, and how his skin looks like it was used as a prop for a zombie flick, I probably would avoid more junk food, especially if it's true the homeless shelters feed him nothing but salty sugary garbage. Then again, maybe some twisted individuals will be able to feed him really unhealthy shit to make his diabetes flare up faster
 
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