Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He has the hairline/bald spot and self consciousness with the awful face smooth filters to be a soyboy
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Is he trying to do the soyboy face?
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He has the Hollywood middle-aged obese white male pedophile look down, hell I'm sure if I showed his photos to people they'd be convinced he's from an episode of To Catch a Predator
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He's good to go to star in an episode of Law & Order SVU now. Nailed that Hollywood criminal look down too.
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The best part is he wants the food delivered to him at the park, in true hobo style. Which is both somewhat creepy given he is likely at such places to watch the little girls, but more to the point, aren't all the parks supposed to be closed to the public right now? What the fuck is he doing skulking around local parks during a quarantine exactly? Especially while ranting at others about their quarantine behavior
 
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Pretty horrifying when you see him without all the face smoothing filters he uses in his photos. Which are completely pointless when he uploads videos where you can clearly see how bad he actually looks
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Looking for zoomers like the ones in the background of his open shirt video, which I would bet he was leering at earlier. I figured most hobos know not to show off their decaying manboobs around children at a park, but then Lucas pretty much is the ultimate groomer stereotype. Idk if I'll be able to get the image of his grey almost necrotic nipples sagging halfway down his torso as he chows down on fast food
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The best part is he wants the food delivered to him at the park, in true hobo style. Which is both somewhat creepy given he is likely at such places to watch the little girls, but more to the point, aren't all the parks supposed to be closed to the public right now? What the fuck is he doing skulking around local parks during a quarantine exactly? Especially while ranting at others about their quarantine behavior
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Probably in a shelter, since he'd likely angrily rant about how the shelters are closed to him. He never had anywhere to really go when he has no friends, he's just creeping in the park since he can't really leer at kids in the mall currently
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
so is he officially sleeping on the street now? I assume he's in the park because he literally has nowhere else to go other than walking around the streets.
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Looking for zoomers like the ones in the background of his open shirt video, which I would bet he was leering at earlier. I figured most hobos know not to show off their decaying manboobs around children at a park, but then Lucas pretty much is the ultimate groomer stereotype. Idk if I'll be able to get the image of his grey almost necrotic nipples sagging halfway down his torso as he chows down on fast food
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Yeah exactly. Its half a step away from waving his clit dick at the kids in the park

On that note, it would be fucking hilarious if some cop got pissed off at him and had him charged for indecent exposure for having his chest out in a creepy way like that. That would haunt him for the rest of his life
 
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WonderWino said:
The best part is he wants the food delivered to him at the park, in true hobo style. Which is both somewhat creepy given he is likely at such places to watch the little girls, but more to the point, aren't all the parks supposed to be closed to the public right now? What the fuck is he doing skulking around local parks during a quarantine exactly? Especially while ranting at others about their quarantine behavior
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so is he officially sleeping on the street now? I assume he's in the park because he literally has nowhere else to go other than walking around the streets.
 
God what a horrifying face. Does that beak nose get bigger by the day?
 

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Fatal Walter said:
So he's straight up begging for food now? Oh wait, it's Lucas. He's deadass begging for food. I feel like I've already gotten enough video shoutouts from Lucas, thankfully.
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Food and chargers. I love how he adds the hashtag “celebrity”. Mr. Astrobiologist Embryologist is too stupid to understand the difference between famous and infamous.
 
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He has clearly lost his mind. To honestly believe that he is a celebrity? He is in no way, shape, or form a celebrity. People being repulsed, disgusted, or amused (the way that you're amused by a car wreck) by you does not make you a celebrity. Ffs. I've never facepalmed so fucking hard in my life. I think I broke my nose. Send halp.
 

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PrincessKidana said:
He has clearly lost his mind. To honestly believe that he is a celebrity? He is in no way, shape, or form a celebrity. People being repulsed, disgusted, or amused (the way that you're amused by a car wreck) by you does not make you a celebrity. Ffs. I've never facepalmed so fucking hard in my life. I think I broke my nose. Send halp.
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Hmm....a small gift you say.....

I wouldn't be surprised to see someone send a 'small gift' for a shout out in the form of a one way ticket to arizona
 
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LeeLoo said:
Good question. All I know is that after years of studying Wernology, my vagina hates me. Pics of The Wern have caused my genitals to retreat in fear and self-preservation. I assume that’s a common things amongst female Weronologists.
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Oh definitely, sis. Gaze into the abyss and it will gaze back, and also somehow make you sterile.
 
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PrincessKidana said:
He has clearly lost his mind. To honestly believe that he is a celebrity? He is in no way, shape, or form a celebrity. People being repulsed, disgusted, or amused (the way that you're amused by a car wreck) by you does not make you a celebrity. Ffs. I've never facepalmed so fucking hard in my life. I think I broke my nose. Send halp.
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No doubt this will be as successful as patreon
 
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