Artcow Zandolaf - Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right

[The Jumping Dwarf]

At first I thought this guy was just one of the many untalented artists with huge egos that litter the Internet, but oh my god, he's actually one sick fuck.

http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=132815&st=15&#entry9404337
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=203675&st=0&#entry9130442

(NSFW for obvious reasons.)

 

[Sigyn]

At first I thought this guy was just one of the many untalented artists with huge egos that litter the Internet, but oh my god, he's actually one sick fuck.

http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=132815&st=15&#entry9404337
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=203675&st=0&#entry9130442

(NSFW for obvious reasons.)

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK OH MAN
Jesus Don't let this guy come here that's fucked up

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Spoiler: Shoving horse poo you don't wanna know where

My fucking sides.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm tempted to click on those beastforum links, but something tells me that I shouldn't.

My fucking sides.

Oh my fucking god.

 

[c-no]

At first I thought this guy was just one of the many untalented artists with huge egos that litter the Internet, but oh my god, he's actually one sick fuck.

http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=132815&st=15&#entry9404337
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=203675&st=0&#entry9130442

(NSFW for obvious reasons.)

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK OH MAN
Jesus Don't let this guy come here that's fucked up

I'm just assume that based on what you two post, this guy is into something that is really forbidden, something groups like furries or bronies would be criticized for.

Spoiler: Shoving horse poo you don't wanna know where

My fucking sides.

. That helps reinforce what the jumping dwarf said, this guy is rather disgusting, posting that sort of thing. I'm sure a mare would rear her hind legs and kick the deprived cretin for doing such as thing.

I'm tempted to click on those beastforum links, but something tells me that I shouldn't.

Oh my fucking god.

One should get the eye bleach because this might be the start if more creepy, horrid things surface.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Spoiler: Shoving horse poo you don't wanna know where

My fucking sides.

ECH

 

[Sigyn]

I'm just assume that based on what you two post, this guy is into something that is really forbidden, something groups like furries or bronies would be criticized for.

Kill me
Taking the two worst fetishes and combining them. I will pay for his therapy, seriously.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

. That helps reinforce what the jumping dwarf said, this guy is rather disgusting, posting that sort of thing. I'm sure a mare would rear her hind legs and kick the deprived cretin for doing such as thing.

Oh by the way, he's mentioned on several occasions that he works on his grandmother's farm.

He admits, well, brags about it in paragraph 6.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Oh by the way, he's mentioned on several occasions that he works on his grandmother's farm.

He admits, well, brags about it in paragraph 6.

What a dickmunch

 

[Sigyn]

Oh by the way, he's mentioned on several occasions that he works on his grandmother's farm.

He admits, well, brags about it in paragraph 6.

and does his grandmother know why her stables are so clean or why her horses are so twitchy

 

[c-no]

Oh by the way, he's mentioned on several occasions that he works on his grandmother's farm.

He admits, well, brags about it in paragraph 6.

If his grandma's farm has horses, one can only wonder what depraved thoughts aside from what you spoilered would be in his mind.

 

[Adamska]

One should get the eye bleach because this might be the start if more creepy, horrid things surface.

Speaking of more horror, I found what I'm fairly sure are two accounts of his on more bestiality websites:

Spoiler: MORE BEASTIALITY WHY

https://www.gaybeast.com/user/show/Zandolaf
https://www.barnlove.com/user/show/Zandolaf

Here's his Google+ Account as well, for those interested in sifting through.

 

[Sigyn]

Speaking of more horror, I found what I'm fairly sure are two accounts of his on more bestiality websites:

Spoiler: MORE BEASTIALITY WHY

https://www.gaybeast.com/user/show/Zandolaf
https://www.barnlove.com/user/show/Zandolaf

Here's his Google+ Account as well, for those interested in sifting through.

I really need to stop clicking on these, but why does it say that he's from Thailand? He doesn't look Thai.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

and does his grandmother know why her stables are so clean or why her horses are so twitchy

Unknown. At least now we know that he has a more transparent motive for "helping" his grandmother. Also, I think this means we can also assume that the studded collar he wears in his selfie belongs to the family pet.

I really need to stop clicking on these, but why does it say that he's from Thailand? He doesn't look Thai.

Legal reasons, most likely.

 

[Adamska]

I really need to stop clicking on these, but why does it say that he's from Thailand? He doesn't look Thai.

It might be the one time he tried to be subtle about where he's from. Not too certain, since he's been regularly honest about where he's from in most other places. I put it here mostly since I don't figure a lot of people use the name "Zandolaf".

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Speaking of more horror, I found what I'm fairly sure are two accounts of his on more bestiality websites:

Spoiler: MORE BEASTIALITY WHY

https://www.gaybeast.com/user/show/Zandolaf
https://www.barnlove.com/user/show/Zandolaf

Here's his Google+ Account as well, for those interested in sifting through.

Barnlove.

Barnlove.

Oh Jesus, this guy works in a fucking farm. Who knows what sort of escapades he gets into when his grandma's not looking?

 

[c-no]

Barnlove.

Barnlove.

Oh Jesus, this guy works in a fucking farm. Who knows what sort of escapades he gets into when his grandma's not looking?

One would wonder if he at least had gotten hit by the animals if he ever tried to do something inappropriate to them.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Barnlove.

Barnlove.

Oh Jesus, this guy works in a fucking farm. Who knows what sort of escapades he gets into when his grandma's not looking?

Or when she's asleep, or in town, or out of town. I imagine that the severity of his... activities... intensify the more time you give him.

By the way, this would explain why he's always warning people ahead of time regarding his slug-like pace in getting commissions done; why make fictional animal porn when you have an ocean of the real thing just outside your door?

 

[CrispyBacon]

I should have known better than to click on any links provided here. I'm just going to go grab some eye bleach and wait patiently for the screenshots from now on.

It might be the one time he tried to be subtle about where he's from. Not too certain, since he's been regularly honest about where he's from in most other places. I put it here mostly since I don't figure a lot of people use the name "Zandolaf".

He's probably the only "Zandolaf" with accounts on bestiality sites at any rate.

 

[Tsukiko]

Spoiler: Shoving horse poo you don't wanna know where

My fucking sides.

The guy thought it was a good idea to USE HIS PUBLIC ARTIST NAME TO POST THIS

Seriously, what is it with lolcows and thinking they need to use the same name for every site?