Artcow Zandolaf - Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right

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The guy thought it was a good idea to USE HIS PUBLIC ARTIST NAME TO POST THIS

Seriously, what is it with lolcows and not knowing that you don't have to use one name on every site?
The fact that a quick google search can be used to show what websites have the name, no doubt he'll get his other accounts in the results, especially the very unsavory kinds. This is one reason why people say you should have different usernames on some websites.
 
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Won't date fat chicks but he draws asses the size of watermelons? Yeah okay.

At first I thought this guy was just one of the many untalented artists with huge egos that litter the Internet, but oh my god, he's actually one sick fuck.

http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=132815&st=15&#entry9404337
http://www.beastforum.com/index.php?showtopic=203675&st=0&#entry9130442

(NSFW for obvious reasons.)

 
By the way...

Zandolaf is the average user on Newgrounds.

Just thought I'd point that out.

The average NG user wants to shove horseshit into a mare's vagina?

... I knew Newgrounds could attract some weird people but this is way freakier than anything I saw on the site in the early 2000's.
 
The latter I'm sure. Our horsefucking friend didn't have videos on either account on those sites when I Google'd him.
What if any of them are his favorites? Even if he doesn't have uploads, he could have favorites of creepy deprived and horrid things.

The average NG user wants to shove horseshit into a mare's vagina?

... I knew Newgrounds could attract some weird people but this is way freakier than anything I saw on the site in the early 2000's.
15 years could be enough for change.
 
What if any of them are his favorites? Even if he doesn't have uploads, he could have favorites of creepy deprived and horrid things.

From what I've gotten, the beast that gets him up would be horses, so equine videos would do it for him. However, he has no favorites on either site, so that's just speculation.

As an aside, I get sad whenever I see him comment on an animal video on YT, knowing what I know about him now.

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Those poor parrots... *sigh*
 
The average NG user wants to shove horseshit into a mare's vagina?

People who are on par. Make no mistake, Newgrounds is known, if nothing else, for its variety.

... I knew Newgrounds could attract some weird people but this is way freakier than anything I saw on the site in the early 2000's.

Ever since the Art portal became a thing and the Flash portal became open for video, lots of abominable people came out of the woodwork. It doesn't help that there's a thing on Newgrounds that was recently established called "scouting" where a person would have to first be "scouted" by another already scouted user before they could submit to the art portal and have their content scored. People who are unscouted can still upload art to their account but not to the art portal. What this system did was create a type of underground community whom of which would go on largely unnoticed by anyone outside their niche, which I like to call the shadow-portal. It's as retarded as it sounds and yes, it promotes cliques and cronyism.

Not that scouting matters much, you're scouted by the "quality" in your work. To give you an idea on what standards there are in being scouted, Zandolaf has already been scouted for several years. There's also this guy who made the front page with his artwork. You can probably guess how many of those kinds of people hide out on NG.

By the way, Zandolaf posted this:

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Oh hey there @Amud.

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Alright then gents, I skimmed through some of his comments on Youtube:

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Yes, he did compare Google to Nazis. This is not a test.

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Him getting a huge crush over Starbound. I think that's the one game Alyssa was really into too.

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This pretty much speaks for itself.

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And here he is telling you to just get roms for games and schilling a site. While not enforced, I do believe this is illegal.

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He probably shouldn't talk shop, especially since he uses his real name on so many of websites.

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General spergery over old Zelda games.

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Liberté, Equalité, Fraternité

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He seems to like fire.

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And I mean REALLY likes fire.

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Like, it might be a fetish for him.
 
To give you an idea on what standards there are in being scouted, Zandolaf has already been scouted for several years. There's also this guy who made the front page with his artwork. You can probably guess how many of those kinds of people hide out on NG.

Well, I have to hand it to the guy, for a creepy guy who draws a lot of not-sure-if-legal DELICIOUS FLAT CHESTS, as least he does it pretty well.

Way better than Zandolaf's pieces of shit, anyway.

Oh hey there @Amud.

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It took me a few read-throughs trying to discern whether or not this dude is a racist or not.

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He seems to like fire.

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And I mean REALLY likes fire.

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Like, it might be a fetish for him.

He should try sticking his dick in some fire.
 
This guy is such a fucking loser. Begging on it's own is dumb, but outright admitting your begging is sad. Most of the shit he asked for is trivial. Who cares if your laptop is showing age, I used a Windows XP up until 2012.

Anyways, he's greedy but he's begging. What the actual fuck?
 
Well, I have to hand it to the guy, for a creepy guy who draws a lot of not-sure-if-legal DELICIOUS FLAT CHESTS, as least he does it pretty well.

Way better than Zandolaf's pieces of shit, anyway.

No, they're all notably underaged @Meowthkip . Nitrile is a legit pedofork artist.

He should try sticking his dick in some fire.

It'd be an improvement over his animal fetish, that's for sure.

This guy is such a fucking loser. Begging on it's own is dumb, but outright admitting your begging is sad. Most of the shit he asked for is trivial. Who cares if your laptop is showing age, I used a Windows XP up until 2012.

Anyways, he's greedy but he's begging. What the actual fuck?

I think the funniest thing about Zandolaf was when he said that getting a job to pay for a new one was out of the question.
 
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Holy shit Newgrounds is still around? I thought it died with Geocities, Limewire, and Napster.

Newgrounds has had kind of a Mercurial Arc. It's had multiple incarnations, which go as follows:

1. The Beginning
Hallmarked by primitive flash videos, of which we all know and laugh at. A Big Black Guy Named Ben and Madness and all of those.

2. The Caress
Marked by some new content and the allowance of adult flash.

3. The Clock Era
Marked by dominance of the fucking Clock Crew, which were essentially the One Direction of flashmovies. To this day they live in infamy on Newgrounds (despite some great flashes to their name) and have been mocked in everything from Arfenhouse to Animutations.

4. The Time of Suck
A dark period wherein Newgrounds' hosts flooded it with spyware, malware, and porn.

5. The New Dawn
When Newgrounds switched hosts. Marked by a massive resurgence of good new content creators.

6. The Floodgates
When art and music could be hosted, adding ten fucktons of new content to Newgrounds, much of it enjoyable. Resulted in many exiles from FurAffinity and the like taking up shop, as well as dedicated communities like those from OCRemix.

7. Present Day
Where we are now. Newgrounds is still basically the same as it's always been, only now it allows art/music hosting and complains about Adblock/NoScript, even though the main people who actively use it on Newgrounds are those who remember The Time of Suck.
 
Well, I have to hand it to the guy, for a creepy guy who draws a lot of not-sure-if-legal DELICIOUS FLAT CHESTS, as least he does it pretty well.

Way better than Zandolaf's pieces of shit, anyway.

The character he drew was Timmy Turner from the Fairly OddParents, he's 10 years old in canon. That depiction is completely shota.
 
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