Artcow Zandolaf - Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right

[ShavedSheep]

Nice fucking beastforum account lmao

 

[lolwut]

The most important thing is, why is there a forum dedicated to bestiality?

Makes things easier for NSA profilers.

 

[JU 199]

Spoiler: Shoving horse poo you don't wanna know where

My fucking sides.

Guess i'm gonna have to wash my brain out with bleach again...

 

[Skeletor]

"Neigh" means "Neigh", dude.

 

[Meowthkip]

No, they're all notably underaged @Meowthkip . Nitrile is a legit pedofork artist.

I guess I was just being optimistic.

The character he drew was Timmy Turner from the Fairly OddParents, he's 10 years old in canon. That depiction is completely shota.

Oh yeah. That.

... I think I blocked it out.

 

[Waifu]

I wonder if he has any family on facebook that is forced to see him be creepy in comments.
Well... Minimally creepy in comparison to horse shit insertions jesus fuck why

 

[c-no]

I wonder if he has any family on facebook that is forced to see him be creepy in comments.
Well... Minimally creepy in comparison to horse shit insertions jesus fuck why

I'm sure they are forced see him be creepy. If any of them did see his art or his online activities, that could be something else.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I wonder if he has any family on facebook that is forced to see him be creepy in comments.
Well... Minimally creepy in comparison to horse shit insertions jesus fuck why

On one hand, it's really easy to just put people on the 'restricted' list, so by default any status updates you make won't be seen by those people. On the other hand, this is a guy who uses the same name for all of his online activities, so I highly doubt he's that clever.

I'd say he's the black sheep of the family, but I don't want to give him any ideas about sheep.

 

[Stratomsk]

I wonder if he has any family on facebook that is forced to see him be creepy in comments.
Well... Minimally creepy in comparison to horse shit insertions jesus fuck why

I really want his parents to see this shit Zandolaf has put everywhere. However, I'm not sure if they will. If information about this kid is that easy to access (Its Facebook for gods sake), I would imagine his parents would have already picked up on their child's raving lunacy and gotten him to stop.

He is at his grandmothers house away from his main family as far as I can tell. Sent away to better his behavior? Parents divorced and they sent him to the grandmother? Parents are dead or missing with the closest next of kin being the grandmother? Those are the most likely possibilities I can imagine right now.

 

[Soew]

http://muchosucko.com/user/Zandolaf
not sure exactly what this site is but he has an account on it and he commented on a video of a dude sucking off a dolphin.

brb drinking heavily

 

[XYZpdq]

http://muchosucko.com/user/Zandolaf
not sure exactly what this site is but he has an account on it and he commented on a video of a dude sucking off a dolphin.

brb drinking heavily

He'd better be MUCHO sucking off that dolphin, or I'll feel very let down.

 

[Adamska]

And I've archived his bestiality related posts. Thanks for the find Meowsoew.

Spoiler: WARNING: MAY BREAK SOUL DEAD

 

[Stratomsk]

Here you go, fellas!
https://www.facebook.com/derek.mcalister.14

Am I doing something wrong? I can't find the FB page.

 

[Adamska]

Am I doing something wrong? I can't find the FB page.

You need a Facebook account to look at others last I checked. It's why I haven't posted anything from that source, since I don't have one or want one. So any amazing posts I'll leave to those with an FB account.

 

[XH 502]

Spoiler: nsfw

He made a dildo.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1304874843-zandolaf_dsci1804-jpg.22437/

That's not a dildo, that's a murder weapon. It's basically a phallus cosplaying as the movie version of Pyramid Head.

 

[Soew]

he posted about his art on facebook.

and yes he has his grandma on facebook

 

[Poison_Ivy]

This sums up my feelings on this guy. I can't.....I've clicked links I shouldn't have. I've seen things I shouldn't have. ;___;

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Is there a vomit smiley? We need one.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Will Zandolaf get the $3000 Donation he needs to save his dying laptop?
Will anyone ever upload a video of shit being shoved into a mares pussy?
Will Zandolaf ever get caught raping his farm animals by his grandma?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF KIWI FARMS

 

[Adamska]

Will Zandolaf get the $3000 Donation he needs to save his dying laptop?

I can answer this one: