Artcow Zandolaf - Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right

[Adamska]

Turns out he still has a SoFurry! Account. You probably need to be a member to see it however. I also predict it's just him using it to direct people to his FA page.

He also has a steam account, and just look at the creative names he has gone by:

One last bit, here's the qualifications to be his Sweetheart. No, seriously, I get Mr. Chandler vibes off this:

 

[Adamska]

Well hell bros, I think he clicked our link:

Spoiler: NSFW

Because all those recolored butts are missing from his stuff. He's watching.

Also, a few more pieces of info:

EDIT: Our possible ween's comments just got removed/censored. Again, just like Dobbo:

 

[Adamska]

Before I get into the main course, here's more delusions on his level of skill, and why you should never, ever give him money if you want a quality art piece done if you want to get it on any scale quicker than geologic:

And now for the main course!:

That's right guys! He knows, and he ain't happy! It's a real good idea to cap any chimpouts you guys see at this point, since ol' zandy likes to remove evidence of him doing this type of stuff.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I love how he admits that his only solace in all of this is that everyone will die someday.

Death is literally his only escape.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I won't be happy until he addresses his desire to watch horse shit insertions.

 

[Meowthkip]

And now for the main course!:

That's right guys! He knows, and he ain't happy! It's a real good idea to cap any chimpouts you guys see at this point, since ol' zandy likes to remove evidence of him doing this type of stuff.

YOU WANT TO POOP-FIST A HORSE.

YOU DON'T GET THE MORAL HIGH GROUND.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Sorry but no amount of us exposing you will make you more likable, you can't multiply by zero. You can multiply by negative numbers but that doesn't help you.

Also, no, we've reduced the number of people who will come to you for art, nobody wants to be affiliated with a literal horsefucker who spends his time watching bestiality porn, especially furries, that's the biggest stigma they have to face so no, you're an even bigger outcast than ever.

Also, most of your family? Who are you hiding from? Does this list of people who do know include your grandma? Is she okay with you fucking her livestock?

Also, what's this about movies that you found by accident when you were little? Your family didn't film bestiality porn did they?

 

[Adamska]

Oh wow, is he trying to defend bestiality?

IS HE TRYING TO DEFEND BESTIALITY?!

 

[Meowthkip]

Sorry but no amount of us exposing you will make you more likable, you can't multiply by zero. You can multiply by negative numbers but that doesn't help you.

Also, no, we've reduced the number of people who will come to you for art, nobody wants to be affiliated with a literal horsefucker who spends his time watching bestiality porn, especially furries, that's the biggest stigma they have to face so no, you're an even bigger outcast than ever.

Also, most of your family? Who are you hiding from? Does this list of people who do know include your grandma? Is she okay with you fucking her livestock?

Also, what's this about movies that you found by accident when you were little? Your family didn't film bestiality porn did they?

Did... did he call us "fartknockers?"

Is this guy related to the Iconoclast?

 

[lolwut]

Sorry but no amount of us exposing you will make you more likable, you can't multiply by zero. You can multiply by negative numbers but that doesn't help you.

Also, no, we've reduced the number of people who will come to you for art, nobody wants to be affiliated with a literal horsefucker who spends his time watching bestiality porn, especially furries, that's the biggest stigma they have to face so no, you're an even bigger outcast than ever.

Also, most of your family? Who are you hiding from? Does this list of people who do know include your grandma? Is she okay with you fucking her livestock?

Also, what's this about movies that you found by accident when you were little? Your family didn't film bestiality porn did they?

How on Earth does he think our attention will get him more fans when he's now been outed for screwing people out of their money on commissions? He's really desperate to make it look like the Kiwis haven't gotten to him, isn't he?

 

[Adamska]

In other news, I learned something horrible today:

The red-orange states are those that made bestiality a felony
The orange states are those that make bestiality a felony or misdemeanor
The yellow states are those that make bestiality a misdemeanor
The gray states are those that have no law on bestiality

Zandy lives in Kentucky just so you know, so he technically isn't breaking the law when he shoves shit inside horses. He's violating a lot of other things, but sadly not the legal code of his state.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

In other news, I learned something horrible today:

The red-orange states are those that made bestiality a felony
The orange states are those that make bestiality a felony or misdemeanor
The yellow states are those that make bestiality a misdemeanor
The gray states are those that have no law on bestiality

Zandy lives in Kentucky just so you know, so he technically isn't breaking the law when he shoves shit inside horses. He's violating a lot of other things, but sadly not the legal code of his state.

 

[lolwut]

In other news, I learned something horrible today:

The red-orange states are those that made bestiality a felony
The orange states are those that make bestiality a felony or misdemeanor
The yellow states are those that make bestiality a misdemeanor
The gray states are those that have no law on bestiality

Zandy lives in Kentucky just so you know, so he technically isn't breaking the law when he shoves shit inside horses. He's violating a lot of other things, but sadly not the legal code of his state.

As much as I'd not like to think about this any further, I would think shoving literal shit into any orifice of an animal would be considered animal abuse and still be illegal. If only due to the risk of infection.

Seriously, how the fuck does he think he's the good guy in all this?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

As much as I'd not like to think about this any further, I would think shoving literal shit into any orifice of an animal would be considered animal abuse and still be illegal. If only due to the risk of infection.

Seriously, how the fuck does he think he's the good guy in all this?

Because he's him.

 

[Bateman]

If Zandolaf responds, it might become a second coming of the Amud thread or at least Mapdark.

Oh and this is quite funny.

Hour glass figure? Looks more like bubble wrap to me.

At least I won't be the only one dying of cardiac arrest.

 

[Watermelon1337]

This guy is like an edgier, furry Golden Knight. He has an ego the size of a small planet because no one else in the world wants to waste their time complimenting him when there's nothing to compliment.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This guy is like an edgier, furry Golden Knight. He has an ego the size of a small planet because no one else in the world wants to waste their time complimenting him when there's nothing to compliment.

Would you say that he's a gas giant because he sucks or a rock planet because he's so thick?

 

[Watermelon1337]

Would you say that he's a gas giant because he sucks or a rock planet because he's so thick?

Yes.

 

[Adamska]

Would you say that he's a gas giant because he sucks or a rock planet because he's so thick?

I'm going to say dwarf planet, since he has aspirations to being something he can never be, not as he is now and forever now that his name is mud.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Still waiting to see if this guy makes an account here.

And I also agree that this guys has some similarities to golden knight. We'll see if he joins us or not to see if they truly are similar.