Artcow Zandolaf - Furfag Artist who Proved CatParty Right

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So......does that mean, he's going to get help? Did the Kiwis actually get through to someone??

No, he's literally just doing this to worm his way out of being a lolcow. If he's legit, he'll continue acting reformed in spite of our continuing to mock him.

Roll the dice, let's see what happens.
 
We might have our first ween:

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:ween: FLUFFAAYYY
 
He's not quite done yet at NG guys:

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At least he is admitting to having disgusting fantasies. As for his apology, anyone can type "I'm sorry". It can be no more sincere than Chris' apologies to previous gal-pals. He would have to show it. Maybe at least doing something with his art such as not being cut and paste with them and not react to criticism badly.
 
Bumping this thread a bit, mainly because I was curious to see how ol' Zandolaf was doing after stumbling upon that Chilean pedo. He's been making art, and shockingly seemed to put a bit more effort in some of his pieces than usual.

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But don't worry, he still does his usually borked proportion style stuff too. He even goes so far as to do things like this:

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As an aside, here's something I believe I missed:
Zandolaf said:
About Me:

I'm a pretty lonely guy who is beyond pan-sexual, eeexcept for those really disturbing things that will get you into deep shit, but, in my form of art, it's pretty crazy! I have nothing to do but sit around on my ass and play games & draw & skype all day. I have all the time in the world to focus on my art. Too bad I am slow!

And finally he has new commission rates:
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And how many commissions he has now:
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He's been making art, and shockingly seemed to put a bit more effort in some of his pieces than usual.

Lolno, most of his art is still that shitty, badly disproportionate, skeleton warping, body horror:

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I think that last one really highlights just how bad his art really is; there's no shading, gradients or abuse thereof to cover up the awful, disproportionate anatomy. Nobody would be able to walk with thighs that fucking huge. In fact, you wouldn't be able to walk with a dick that big either. I also like how he still does that shit where he cuts off the rest of the art at the thighs. I forgot, does he or does he not have an amputation fetish?

Then there's finally this:
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Wow. I know that the review is vague & shitty but the response implies that no criticism, however elaborate & helpful, would make a difference. He could've easily gotten away with criticizing Cobra1's shitty, one-liner review but nope, he decided to go down the path of biggest douche.

You gotta pay him before you can criticize him. Who does he fucking think he is? He has 150 fans on Newgrounds, the same place where even worse artists like the Shadling has gotten thousands. What a fucking nobody.
 
That's Azriel Dreemurr isn't it? Why does he have such a huge ass? How is his spine bending at 90 degrees? What the fuck is wrong with his anatomy? Why did he make the specific decision to use kid Azriel rather than the adult version?

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Is Zandolaf an actual pedophile now?
 
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