newgrounds account is kill apparently
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contrary to what he claims in the post he is killing me
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on a more serious note is it just me or are there some really creepy vibes when he starts talking about his grandma?
Unless they're into it too, they probably try their hardest to never think about it, which is the real reason why they're telling him to ignore the internet. They're probably the types to think that he'll eventually "grow out of it" once he actually gets a partner.
Derek J. McAllister said:
sling shotty kids, who can't shut up even if you apologize, who go around talking, then soon defending themselves with rules, just calling up rules after saying, even a single, about something else.
God, could he beat around the bush any harder? It literally reads like he wrote a full sentence and then cut out the self-incriminating parts in post. Is he seriously just trying to hide this shit from the "uninitiated"? Look, Derek, you have 130+ fans on your NG page, if any of them have been keeping track of your activity,
they already know.
Derek J. McAllister said:
So, I'm just going to add Newgrounds to the spam section and no longer find any uses since it does not put food on the table for us, or under the table for our dogs, since it does not help pay bills, since it does not help any of us get out of bed and ready ourselves for crop work to be done.
Did Derek J. McAllister even activate/join the ad system on his NG account? He's fucking retarded if he hasn't, a person who's revealed that he fantasizes about abusing barn yard animals on the internet has no right to whine about giving his tax info to a website that he's trying to milk money from by means of shitty art commissions anyway. Barring the people who use Adblock 24/7, he could have been profiting from the traffic being driven to him by the Kiwi farms this whole time but evidently, he hasn't. It sure as fuck would've made him more money than any of his $5.00 butt pics, because
nobody will ever buy them.
In fact, Derek, since we're on this topic, here's the real reason nobody buys your $5.00 ass pics; anyone can photoshop the ones you already published to look like a different character,
because that's what you do.
Derek J. McAllister said:
Realizing that it's all just for points, ranks, the "rights of expression" and leveling up and altering respect of a single individual or more. So, you can have your little too-much-freedom playground and drive around your little tanks and blow your whistles at each other, I got better things to worry about than this.
Which is the reason why you're posting this on the very site you deem to be beneath your dignity. Does this mean you have no self respect or just no shame?
Derek J. McAllister said:
Though if anything does get any worse than it is, well, I have a couple others here and there, also one here to help me out since she has been around computers most of her life, she's loved me since the day I was born and still because everyday and night, I help her, I hug her, I please her with humor, and every night, I tell her everything that I have been doing and encountering on the internet, paying attention to the news, keeping contact with my brother for her, she knows this world wide web is a part of the human race, her and mother have already been through this situation with me, and have been told, to not commit, only observe, ever understood that part? I guess not...
Did you also tell grandma about the bestiality porn you watch? About the bestiality forums you commune on? About the shady dating sites you visit?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Derek J. McAllister said:
It's not all about what one's life is, it's all about how they enjoy it, and my past life, I did not enjoy most of it and you keep bringing it up. Just stop acting like a bunch of kids who keep playing Dick Tracy, over something that is not even killing you, or anyone you love, it is a mistake I made in the past, and now I am learning from it since it is officially out in the open, but, it was already out in the open, it is a matter of searching, you're just making it easier for others.
Then why didn't you just ditch the name "Zandolaf" and go with something different or more generic than the alias you used for
bestiality porn and zoophilia forums? Anyone who Google searches your name will find out about it. You do know what an alias is for right? You are damn lucky that you're able to work on a farm that you'll
inevitably inherit because an internet footprint like this would
crush most job opportunities for you. Think about this for a minute; we now know your name, face and home state and can easily tie it to your
bestiality porn. The only things you haven't published yet is your phone number and
social security number, the only reason for the latter, I imagine, is because you
don't know what it is.
Derek J. McAllister said:
I am just learning, seeing how everyone reacts to all of it and I am learning a lot from this.
Goodbye, and I am so glad you did not get to see me off, it wasn't like a parade or anything.
What? But we
did get to see you off,
you posted this on your blog specifically for us to see it!
Derek J. McAllister said:
|Any Further Contacting Will Be Deleted Automatically, Especially From Newgrounds|
Which means that you're still lurking on the site that you
explicitly stated is of
no use to you. Could you be any more retarded?
