Porn and Porncows

[Random Internet Person]

Only video I've seen of her where it looks remotely remastered is this 60fps one.

Anyways, the reason I remember the "OG" pornstars like her, Belladonna, Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey (obviously), etc. is because those were the ones I remember the most from way back, when I was a young horndog.

I remember trading diskettes with sped-up 700Kb 320x240 animated GIFs of porn clips back in highschool -you could only fit 4/5 GIFs on those tiny 1.44Mb diskettes- and was such a step above porno mags.

Sounds like it’s also one step above “watching Cinemax on mute”.

 

[#zzz]

I was watching this youtube channel where a former pornstar interviews other pornstars? It's just interesting seeing their.... philosophy on life I guess? They come across very cold I guess? sex is meaningless, it's work, it's nice to have sex for money and to make a name for myself. Like just the most practical, efficient way of me doing things. Like you wonder, whats important to them, is your family happy with this? Why did you feel this was the right choice for you? Those sorts of questions never seem to come up, like, they are all on the same page, but you watching are like. "WHYYY?".

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It's a shame that all of her work is in shitty quality and no "AI" will be able to remaster it.

The Criterion Collection needs to work their magic.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I googled the diaper thing because wtf and found this r/copypasta


urgh

I don't know why the idea of Proxy Paige wadding around in a diaper with bright red hair and making abdl and piss fetish videos makes me giggle like an idiot but it does.

Edit: is there a swedish word for giggling whilst rubbing on out.

I didn't know that. It's actually quite impressive.

I wonder if there is something floating around on github for this?

 

[frozenrunner]

I was watching this youtube channel where a former pornstar interviews other pornstars? It's just interesting seeing their.... philosophy on life I guess? They come across very cold I guess? sex is meaningless, it's work, it's nice to have sex for money and to make a name for myself. Like just the most practical, efficient way of me doing things. Like you wonder, whats important to them, is your family happy with this? Why did you feel this was the right choice for you? Those sorts of questions never seem to come up, like, they are all on the same page, but you watching are like. "WHYYY?".

Extremely autistic correction:

The interviewer is Holly Randall. She's primarily an "erotic photographer" and is the daughter of Suze Randall, a pretty famous smut photographer and occasional porn actress herself, back in the day, because everyone was fucking everyone in the 60s. (Her mom actually ran the ancient website suze.net back in the early days of the internet, if any old school coomers remember that.) I used to listen to Holly's podcast (which I'm pretty sure this is just a video version of) which is why I know all this.

My point: I don't think Holly Randall qualifies as "a former pornstar." She may have dipped her toes into filming and selling stuff she's doing with her boyfriend/husband/whatever, I don't know. But as far as I know she's never done actual porn like her mother did. Not that Holly would be ashamed of it!

EDIT: Yeah, apparently she has done nude photo shoots of herself (after her assistant accidentally released some private shots), but no actual porn.

 

[Lick Joe]

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Well... shit. That takes me back.

You're telling me. Holy fuck suddenly I'm back in Highschool downloading this, rap mp3s and shitty amv files of trashy horror.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Ok, decided to look for some news and i found something worth a damn: The death of Sofía Moon (Nothing to do with Josh... Hopefully).

If you don't know who this is, be fucking thankful because despite her being 20 she did exclusively hardcore porn (gangbangs, facefucking...). Since she got into porn at 18 she inmediately jumped on the hardcore scene and latched onto it to the point that her head tweet was of someone saying "You look so innocent. I can't believe you do porn ". Apparently she was really famous because of of the enormous stinkers she would do outside porn to the point that she had a physical fight with some guy she kicked in the balls at the AVN or saying that she lost her virginity when she was 12. Even people were saying that she would become the next Sasha Grey.

To put this long story short, she was a junkie and during the quarentine she was strung out for some drugs and so she tried something different. This led to her death due to oxycontin overdose last week. Curiously, she died one year after her best and only friend, Violet Rain (real name Jazmine Rodriguez), another porn actress who only did hardcore stuff, died of coke overdose while partying.

Can post news link, but it's in Spanish.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

How would you as a pornographer market on the internet through pornhub "average looking chicks" or "normal woman"? I've mentioned Jon Ronson many times(journalist, wrote the book "Men Who Stare At Goats" etc.) and his investigation into the porn business. He was on the set of "Stepmother Cheerleader Orgy", named and themed after the most popular search terms at the time.
He did his own podcast about it and wrote a couple of interesting articles but there's also a Joe Rogan episode that's really fun to listen to, he's a funny guy.

I think you mean
Step-Daughter Cheerleader Orgy
There is also
Interracial Cheerleader Orgy
Lesbian Cheerleader Orgy
Babysitter Orgy
Orgy Madness
Big Boob Orgy
Stepmother Orgy
Cougar Orgy
Wife Swap Orgy
Strip Poker Orgy
Mormon Orgy
Nerd Orgy
Volleyball Orgy
My First Orgy
Bachelorette Orgy
Yoga Class Orgy
Frat House Orgy
Swingers Orgy
Butt Oil Orgy
Sex Addicts Orgy
Christmas Orgy
Asian Orgy

 

[Fuck Y'all]

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It's definetly a stage name

 

[A Grey Cat]

The search bar isn't helping who was that land whale who does bbw stuff to pay for Xbox live again?

And they say ethots sell their poon like used video games for the stupidest reasons

 

[Trig.Point]

I think you mean
Step-Daughter Cheerleader Orgy
There is also
Interracial Cheerleader Orgy
Interracial Cheerleader Orgy
Interracial Cheerleader Orgy 3rd degree
Lesbian Cheerleader Orgy


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Ronson is a funny guy but he was also very sympathetic to porn producers. In the follow up audible series the death of August, he seemed hell bent on trying to debunk the story that she was pushed into suicide by the industry, for refusing to work with actors that had done gay porn. She was branded a homophobe, but he never touched on the fact that it suited porn producers to be able to shuffle male porn actors between straight and gay porn.

Listening to the last days of August, it seemed baffling to me, that he was taking the industries side over hers. I genuinely hate pointing out that the producers and decision makers in the Porn industry are overwhelmingly Jewish, and this might have made Ronson more sympathetic.

 

[#zzz]

The search bar isn't helping who was that land whale who does bbw stuff to pay for Xbox live again?

And they say ethots sell their poon like used video games for the stupidest reasons

What you mean this one?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Ronson is a funny guy but he was also very sympathetic to porn producers. Also in the follow up audible series the death of August, he seemed hell bent on trying to debunk the story that she was pushed into suicide by the industry, for refusing to work with actors that had done gay porn. She was branded a homophobe, but he never touched on the fact that it suited porn producers to be able to shuffle male porn actors between straight and gay porn.

Listening to the last days of August, it seemed baffling to me, that he was taking the industries side over hers. I genuinely hate pointing out that the producers and decision makers in the Porn industry are overwhelmingly Trump's Chosen, and this might have made Ronson more sympathetic.

Leviticus 19:29
“Do not profane your daughter by making her a prostitute, lest the land fall into prostitution and the land become full of depravity.


Deuteronomy 23:17-18
“None of the daughters of Israel shall be a prostitute, and none of the sons of Israel shall be a prostitute. You shall not bring the fee of a prostitute or the wages of a dog into the house of the Lord your God in payment for any vow, for both of these are an abomination to the Lord your God.

 

[frozenrunner]

So today on a whim I Googled a long-retired adult performer from the 2010s era (who was something of an industry success, I guess), Kelsey Michaels.

I don't know what I expected to find, but it wasn't this.

Ex Porn Star Kelsey Michaels Arrested For Murder in Kentucky

The Kentucky woman recently arrested for the murder of her roommate is actually mid-2000s adult performer Kelsey Michaels, RadarOnline.com reports.

Michaels, real name Danelle N. Powell, 33, stands accused of shooting mother of two LeeAnna Brumley, 25, and striking her down with a hatchet.

The accused then allegedly set her victim’s body afire.

Brumley leaves behind two children.

This was late last year

And because this story isn't viscerally horrifying enough already...

Spoiler: This chick is in her early thirties.

Just say no to drugs, kids.


FAKE EDIT: And I thought I had remembered reading something weird about this chick a long time ago, so I went looking for an interview to jog my memory, and I found this ancient thread on a coomer forum... indicating her mom was in porn and apparently helped her get into porn in some way. And her sister was looking to get into porn, too

Also, one of the posts in that thread (claiming to have been a stripper with Michaels) is from an account named "gingerlee" Sounded (maybe?) familiar, so I Googled the name... and it's an ex-pornstar who was in the news for sexting with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner

What a lovely bunch of people. Remember, sex work is empowering, ya'll.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

So today on a whim I Googled a long-retired adult performer from the 2010s era (who was something of an industry success, I guess), Kelsey Michaels.

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I don't know what I expected to find, but it wasn't this.





This was late last year

And because this story isn't viscerally horrifying enough already...

Spoiler: This chick is in her early thirties.

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Just say no to drugs, kids.


FAKE EDIT: And I thought I had remembered reading something weird about this chick a long time ago, so I went looking for an interview to jog my memory, and I found this ancient thread on a coomer forum... indicating her mom was in porn and apparently helped her get into porn in some way. And her sister was looking to get into porn, too

Also, one of the posts in that thread (claiming to have been a stripper with Michaels) is from an account named "gingerlee" Sounded (maybe?) familiar, so I Googled the name... and it's an ex-pornstar who was in the news for sexting with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner

What a lovely bunch of people. Remember, sex work is empowering, ya'll.

Why is it that every time murder is involved with these kinds of people it's always insane and over the top? Far be it to just shoot the woman, this chick then cuts her with a hatchet and burns her body.

Between this and that dude who killed someone with a katana, I'm beginning to think the kinds of people who have sex on camera aren't exactly the most well-adjusted type of people.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Why is it that every time murder is involved with these kinds of people it's always insane and over the top? Far be it to just shoot the woman, this chick then cuts her with a hatchet and burns her body.

Between this and that dude who killed someone with a katana, I'm beginning to think the kinds of people who have sex on camera aren't exactly the most well-adjusted type of people.

Don’t stick your Dick in crazy.

 

[AprilRains]

Why is it that every time murder is involved with these kinds of people it's always insane and over the top? Far be it to just shoot the woman, this chick then cuts her with a hatchet and burns her body.

Between this and that dude who killed someone with a katana, I'm beginning to think the kinds of people who have sex on camera aren't exactly the most well-adjusted type of people.

Don't forget gunfucking.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Don't forget gunfucking.

Sad part is this isn't even the first story I've read involving something like this.

 

[Big Nasty]

Welp, I've been through some rough shit in my life, but I can safely say "At least I'm not Brandon Irons".

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Here's an interesting rabbit hole to go down: a comprehensive list of dead pornstars.

Internet Adult Film Database

The Internet Adult Film Database is an on-line searchable database of over 490,038 adult movies titles and 200,604 porn performers. We also have links to over 117.377 reviews and 250,000 titles in our price search engine.

www.iafd.com

It's kinda weird to realize chicks I jerked off to are dead.