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Ironic. He could save other posts from neg ratings, but not his own
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Ironic. He could save other posts from neg ratings, but not his own
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It completely removes all actual threat from the Sith, If they are so idiotically pathetic that they can't get their act together for 5 seconds to accomplish something without it then they are one of the most pathetic villain groups in fiction. It makes the Jedi even more useless given that Palpetines entire life's work could have been undone in Phantom Menace if a drunk driver crashed into his house while him and Maul were standing next to each other.
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How convenient that you ignored the part where I mentioned the acolytes helped to sell the idea. Two full trained Sith, and then the acolytes. The acolytes having some training so the Sith can command and plan, as well as to have back ups or cats paws if either or both die.
You also ignore a big part of the set up is discretion too dude.
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Today is Star Wars Day...makes me nostalgic for the days before Disney, before the Prequels, before the special editions, and when it was just the classic trilogy and the EU. My what a good time that was!
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I'll spoiler for anyone who wants to see this on their own (or for those that simply don't care).
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I was only able to find bits and pieces of Ahsoka and Rex dealing with Order 66 on YouTube, and not all of what I had hoped to see after reading @BipolarPon's above post.
Still, something seems off. From what I remember of the opening of the Star Wars Ahsoka novel, I seem to recall Ahsoka recalling how she and Rex were on the battlefield and having to flee for their lives when the chaos around Order 66 broke out -- abandoning Maul in the process. The Clone Wars version of those events don't seem to match up at all.
Still, something seems off. From what I remember of the opening of the Star Wars Ahsoka novel, I seem to recall Ahsoka recalling how she and Rex were on the battlefield and having to flee for their lives when the chaos around Order 66 broke out -- abandoning Maul in the process. The Clone Wars version of those events don't seem to match up at all.
Once again, it feels like the latest episode of Clone Wars retcons what's already been released/canonized. Worse, it feels more and more like everyone involved with Star Wars is making shit up as they go long because of the lack of consistency in storytelling and across multiple media. For as much as George Lucas had his flaws when he owned the franchise, his story doesn't seem to be as full of the glaring contradictions and inconsistencies that we're seeing under Disney.
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Just the movies. All the media Disney made, except Mandalorian, is alternative reality fan fiction crap.
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Yes, Frazetta is my favorite. As a young boy I would stare at those paintings and my imagination would run. Incredible work and he has been heavily copied by many. Whats interesting is to look at the paintings by N.C. Wyeth (the painting in my avatar is one of his civil war ones from the early 1900s) and you can see how much his work influenced Frank.
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Since it's Star Wars Day, what's your favorite Star Wars moment?
I'd say that mine is the Death Star Trench Run, just an incredible, action-packed scene.
I'd say that mine is the Death Star Trench Run, just an incredible, action-packed scene.
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Taika Waititi is apparently set to direct a new SW film for theatrical release.
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Original: The moment Palpatine was thrown down the shaft and exploded
Prequel: The Darth Maul/Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon fight which you have to admit really built up the tension well
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The desperation is ever more setting in if they had to pull that card. Personally, I think Taika could do it - Ragnarok was a fun ride and he understands the importance of having clearly non-human aliens around - but my bigger concern regards the details obviously not being revealed yet.
It can't continue that Disney can just pretend people like the ST in enough of the demographics to justify keeping it around. Galaxy's Edge was a fucking disaster (which as has been discovered, was because of one fucking call by KK to try and push her Star Wars over the OT), the merch isn't selling, the High Republic looks like a dumpster fire of bad ideas trying to Mass Effect Andromeda their way out of having to actually work with the nothing that was left at the end of RoS, and the TWO things people actually like about Star Wars under Disney are both solidly planted more or less in the OT and not the ST.
Given Disney faces the previously unthinkable situation of flat out bankruptcy because they don't have the parks right now and they haven't made any money back on either the Star Wars or Fox investments, they need shit guaranteed to sell. And the ST simply doesn't sell. So I hope that Waititi is going to do a film set in the OT because Disney bizarrely refuses to admit they fucked up with the ST all this time, otherwise it'll just be another PR disaster with an ever increasingly alienated fandom.
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It definitely has more potential for defense thanks to the way the guard is angled.
Its sad to think how much better the online community is at managing SW than the retards at Disney.
You probably missed it but I already covered that Kennedy & friends have already fucked over the Kenobi show. They were originally planning to make it an adaptation of this:
And they would've had Krayt as the main villain again (which begs a lot of questions since Disney's shit canon no longer allows room for Cade Skywalker or the One Sith to exist), but Kennedy & Friends didn't like the idea so they had the whole thing redone and sent into production limbo because Kennedy really hates the past. She did the same thing to Lord and Miller during the production of Solo. They wanted the film to be a more serious adaptation of Han's Cloud Rider arc mixed with the Solo trilogy of books, and Lord and Miller even wanted to include a cameo of infamous rogue stormtroopers Tag & Bink, but Kennedy and Ron hated it and thought all these things were pointless and so tossed them aside like she did everything else.
From what's understood, Kennedy wanted it focused on sequel shit because she thought SW should be aimed at future fans rather than "50 something" boomers (despite that SW was quite possibly the most popular franchise out there with the widest market appeal), and Iger happily went along with it because he only thinks in statistics and PR, lacking common sense or genuine interest in things. This was back in 2014/2015 when the park first entered development and as I said before, they were overconfident and full of themselves. I'm sure Iger must be fuming and embarrassed at having been gullible enough to go along with Kennedy's idiotic ideas instead of just going with what George wanted, ie 'just take this rough outline or use the old comics and books as source material' as shown here:
Also here's a video by Midnight's Edge that perfectly puts everything into perspective and says almost exactly what I just said but with less foaming at the mouth and more info.
In essence...
And to think there were people who defended these shits and BBQ Squadron.
Well with that out of the way, I guess I'll continue from where I left off in regards to my last grand shitpost on the Star Wars Silmarillion...
And if you just got here and don't want to feel lost or have no idea what's going on, shit started here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...rise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/post-6094184
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...rise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/post-6141387
Hopefully no one else has forgotten anything due to the long wait caused by the whole server upgrade and Disney happenings.
Now then from where we left off last time...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...rise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/post-6176573
And so it continues in...And there we have it, the gods and their servants/descendants who ascended to godhood or fell to extinction. The Firstborn and their Precursors were many. Some familiar and some not. But a few notable species are curiously missing, aren't they? Ones that have had profound impact on the Galaxy's future... Yes. What of the Hutts, Sith, Rakata and the Mandalorians? And what of these mysterious and troublesome Zhell mentioned so often in these accounts? And what happened to the Old Ones that would become the Immortal Gods of the Sith? These species are all closely tied together in such a way that sets them apart from the normal Precursors, for their origins are tied to those of the Sith Gods themselves and their dark tale reveals their origins, but their story will have to wait until...
THE NEXT SHITPOST: PART XVIII
THE NEXT SHITPOST: PART XVIII
The Search for More
So now we know the tale of the Celestials and the war of the stars... But still many mysteries remain, among them how the dark Old Ones returned to power, why the Celestials disappeared from this mortal plane, and most importantly the "missing links" of the galaxy, specifically where did the other major players come from...? Yes we know now of the Precursor species like the Whills (the protectors of the Force and galactic history), the Kwa (founders of theology and the Jedi), the Gree (creators of technology and science) and many others who helped to shape galactic society and its history... but what of the other races who proved to be just as important and even more prominent within the galaxy? What of the Hutts who rule almost half the known galaxy and its criminal empires? What of the Sith race and how they came to find themselves on the barren world that was once dread lord Typhojem's corpse? What of the Mandalorians whose presence is almost as prevalent as those of the Jedi and Sith? What of the cruel and fearsome Rakata who once ruled the whole galaxy and created its most horrifying weapons? And what of Humans and their subspecies who can be found all across the galaxy and who shaped galactic politics? And what of these so called Zhell mentioned so frequently in these accounts? Who are these juvenile troublemakers called the Zhell? To know the tale of these powerful and influential species and groups is to also know the tale of dark forbidden gods banished long ago at the twilight of creation and destruction...
As is known, shortly after the great conflict between the first Light and the first Shadow and their offspring, the primary realm of Erzet and its worlds were devastated. The Old Ones, spawns of the first Shadow, were banished to all-consuming Illathurion, a void where they would hopefully fade away back into the darkness from which their dark progenitor sprung them from, while the Celestials each went their separate ways and left the devastated first world seeking to expand their own wisdom, study and experiment with the cosmos and hopefully make realms of their own as their shining progenitor had before them, hoping to never again see another war between themselves and the dark ones. But much like their future worshipers, the Old Ones would continue to linger, sustained for eons by their anger and hatred, a fuel which would keep their passionate flame of vengeance alive, waiting for the day when their enemies would falter and be susceptible to destruction.
And so the story continues from where it first left off, with the small band of 7 Celestials who shaped the realm of Skyriver... Wuztek, Marutz, Xurz, Elegast, Eipha, Niphal and their leader Lluxos. As was told before, they had set the wheel of life in motion and eagerly saw their beloved experimental lifeforms flourish and develop slowly but surely. However, Wuztek was not happy. He saw when the first of their progeny entered a primitive stage of life and all many of them did was kill and war with another. Wuztek saw this as a repeat of their mistakes in the first realm, so he sought to create a whole new form of life. Perfect lifeforms that did not have the imperfections of mortals or were susceptible to the Dark Side like the Celestials, seeking to create life made that served as living incarnations of the virtues of the Four Precepts, the sacred mandate all Celestials followed.
As was told before, his arrogance proved to be his undoing, for in his blind arrogance he created four beings who would one day come to be known as "gods" by future denizens of the galaxy.
| The first was named Tilotny, which in the tongue of the Celestials meant speech, art, and pride, and who was born from Egotism. The second was called Horliss-Horliss, a derivation of one who is outside, timeless and emancipating, and who was born from Remoteness. The third was Cold Danda Sine, which denoted dynamism and change, and who was born from Impatience. And the last was Splendid Ap, a name belonging to the diagnostic principles of time, motion, and space, and who was born from Wutzek's Apathy. By the time he was finished, he sensed something was amiss within these still children of his... He realized the horrible mistake he had made. Creating abominations that were the counter opposite of the Four Precepts, being made from his own darkness rather than his light. He then summoned the leader of the Celestials, Lluxos, and he admitted what he had done. Wutzek was filled with shame over his creations. He could sense their evil, and so could Lluxos. Lluxos knew these beings would come into existence some day, ever since The Maker made it clear that they would always have to defend the realm from such corruption. And Lluxos knew that these new beings would bring about untold war and suffering, though he never knew their birth would come so soon. Wutzek could only stare in fear and regret at the "sleeping" newborn horrors before him. Unbeknownst to Wutzek, the first child, Tilotny, was awake. Being born from Wutzek, these newborns held much of his knowledge, but not his wisdom. When Tilotny first awoke she saw the beauty in the universe, and then she sensed herself, a formless horror, a realization which filled her with shame and humiliation; a being of pure ego realizing that she is nothing made her fearful of the world she was born into, but then she sensed other souls, much like her own, her siblings. An instant kinship and link was formed between all of them as they silently became aware of themselves. Each of them reacting uniquely but in silence. It was then that they heard noises of beings speaking, grander than they, describing what they were and what they were called. They now knew their names and thus knew joy, but they then witnessed, much to their horror, a mass of light before them, a light that only held hatred and disgust towards them, this light was their creator Wutzek. They could not comprehend why that which created them wanted them destroyed. It filled them with both fear and loathing towards their creator. Why had that which created them wanted them destroyed? Were they born only to be hated? To suffer? To die? Why did it have to be so? What could these star-children do? Wutzek then declared to Lluxos his intentions to destroy his children to ensure that he could prevent disaster from befalling the universe and to keep the disasters of the past from being repeated; but before he knew it, his children were gone. He then realized that they were awake all along and would be vengeful, and would bring about untold misery. He begged Lluxos to help him find them and destroy them before it was too late. But Lluxos told him that there was nothing they could do, as the fourth of Wutzek's children spirited them all away to the halls of time, planting themselves across different points in space-time that had yet to form, ensuring that they could not be erased without causing more damage to the flow of progress. However Lluxos never intended to destroy the children and any attempt to do so would've only furthered Wutzek's own fall to the Dark Side. He assured Wutzek that while his children were born of his own Dark Side they were still living beings and thus could still feel emotions and hopefully be shown the light, and in due time he would send others to hopefully pacify them, as he could sense their souls were still innocent (perhaps... too innocent...?). |
And so what became of these four cosmic children who feared their father so? Countless thoughts rushed through their minds as they drifted through this infinite void beyond time for moments that would be beyond measure to mere mortals. Why did they exist? Did they not exist to be perfect life? Where were they going? Was their destiny not to help their father anymore? Why did their creator want to destroy them after creating them and giving them the gifts of knowledge, emotions and shape? But their confusion and fear quickly turned to hate, especially for the bitter and rattled Tilotny, whose hate was the most seething of all.
Hateful Tilotny cast aside any fears and doubts, for she knew that she was not nothing.
She was destined for greater things. She was destined to be something greater... "a goddess..." The words entered her mind, but it did not feel as if it came from her... As though they came from somewhere else, something formless pulling her along at the strings perhaps? But she paid it no mind. She believed these words had to be her own. She was created to be the perfect being, was she not? Then she was to become a perfect being above all others, one even greater than her father. She would become a "goddess". Beautiful, perfect, and most importantly beloved and feared by all, and she would take everything her father and his comrades had ever created.Her siblings however, had their own thoughts...
Horliss-Horliss...
He was silent and seemingly uncaring, but he could do nothing else but remain silent and wonder about this thing called "life" and the meaning of this thing called consciousness. Like his siblings he too was gifted with the knowledge of his father, but unlike his siblings he did not embrace it with trust, as all of it just raised further questions. What is knowledge? What is life? What is anything? But the one thing he understood was that he and his siblings did not deserve to be destroyed so soon before they even truly understood anything. So he welcomed this escape, not because of a desire for vengeance, but because it would mean more time to contemplate and understand. But a whisper passed through his own mind as well... "you are a god who will rule all". Unlike Tilotny though, he paid the thought no mind, seeing it as foolish and pointless, for it was not the answer he sought for his existence.
Cold Danda Sine bared no hate, anger or confusion.
The only thoughts that rushed through his mind were excitement and the prospect of opportunity. This amazing thing called "life" and all this "knowledge" was his. Infinite possibilities all for him to enjoy, but what thrilled him the most was "destruction". Yes that word uttered by his father at their birth. How it thrilled him. He now knew what it was like to exist, but to be destroyed? What a wondrous prospect. But his joy was cut short when his siblings whisked him away. Nonetheless he was thrilled at this new thing he was experiencing. Escape and defiance. Unlike Horliss-Horliss, Sine embraced everything around him. However he did not care for the memories he inherited from his father, preferring to move forward and learn on his own. So many things, so much to do. The thrill of it! To create and destroy! To fix and to break! To freeze and to burn! He wanted to do it all! Especially destruction. For it is what his creators desired, is it not? Yes. Destroy. And to create to destroy! That is the sublime artwork and purpose of life! He could not wait. He then saw his siblings and only marveled at them as well. Especially his brother Horliss-Horliss, as he could sense something astonishing about him, but what does was remained unknown to him, but when he looked at him he thought that such an amazing creature must surely be the true god of this world He then saw his astonishing and beautiful sister Tilotny and thought of all the many ways he would antagonize his stunning and increasingly prideful sister as she began to make grand boasts about her place in the universe. Oh what wonders the future will bring...
Then there was Splendid Ap...
The catalyst for this escape. An event that would define galactic history in more ways than one... He was the last to become aware and the first thing he sensed was his sister's fear. A desire to escape from the form of their creator that stood before them with a desire for destruction. With his unique power, Ap could see in all directions, in every instance, and straight into the halls of beyond space and time where all is connected. He could see even beyond that and witness the barriers to other dimensions but even his gaze could not penetrate so far. All he knew was that he unlike his siblings could move. A strange gift, a gift perhaps even beyond his father's power? Whatever the case, his mind was still more juvenile than the others and did not fully understand the knowledge he was gifted with, but he knew about movement at least and he wanted to see what was beyond this spot. So reacting on the fearful desires of his sister, he whisked them all away beyond this spot. He stared into infinity and came to somewhat grasp the notions of space and this stranger thing called time. He saw it move forward, but he could not comprehend why it could not move backwards or why it could not materialize faster. He tried traveling through time to see if he could break this limitation, but alas, traveling back only led to a hollow non-interactive imprint of the past, and traveling forward only led to a hollow void filled with the vague shapes of things that would one day possibly exist but had no solid form or permanence yet. Realizing this limitation could not be defied, he simply drifted in the void for a bit longer until he figured out his full potential. And while his siblings contemplated an infinite number of thoughts across this timeless chasm, only one thing went through Ap's mind as he pierced on through to infinity... This one thought motivating his desire to explore the halls of infinity...
"Haha spacey timey go woosh bbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
As they drifted through the vastness of infinity and pondered existence, Tilotny "created" words. She spoke the first words among them and befitting her new ego, she spared no second in claiming to be their true creator and that it was their destiny to ascend to godhood, beyond all other beings who falsely claimed to have created them. She let her boasts grow bolder, claiming that she created not just them, but all that they saw before them. Horliss-Horliss was not convinced and grew annoyed at his sister's claims. Cold Danda Sine did not really care but was amused by his sister nonetheless, and as he promised himself, he quickly took to casually antagonizing her, countering her material concepts with his own "anti-concepts" and the joy of nothing existing, notions which left the young and ignorant Tilotny confused and hateful, but she did not let it show, wanting to carry on the image of being an omniscient goddess. Splendid Ap however seemed more inclined to believe her, at least he would have had it not been that he was still lost in his own endless ignorance and apathy. Splendid Ap could barely maintain his existence within the present as it was or even communicate in any conceivable way that didn't sound completely idiotic to his siblings. As such, Tilotny would refer to him as "Stupid Ap", the fool of the gods... Befitting for a being born from ignorance and apathy. Yet there was something strange about him, especially his abilities which were both amazing and befuddling...
Hateful Tilotny cast aside any fears and doubts, for she knew that she was not nothing.
She was destined for greater things. She was destined to be something greater... "a goddess..." The words entered her mind, but it did not feel as if it came from her... As though they came from somewhere else, something formless pulling her along at the strings perhaps? But she paid it no mind. She believed these words had to be her own. She was created to be the perfect being, was she not? Then she was to become a perfect being above all others, one even greater than her father. She would become a "goddess". Beautiful, perfect, and most importantly beloved and feared by all, and she would take everything her father and his comrades had ever created.Her siblings however, had their own thoughts...
Horliss-Horliss...
He was silent and seemingly uncaring, but he could do nothing else but remain silent and wonder about this thing called "life" and the meaning of this thing called consciousness. Like his siblings he too was gifted with the knowledge of his father, but unlike his siblings he did not embrace it with trust, as all of it just raised further questions. What is knowledge? What is life? What is anything? But the one thing he understood was that he and his siblings did not deserve to be destroyed so soon before they even truly understood anything. So he welcomed this escape, not because of a desire for vengeance, but because it would mean more time to contemplate and understand. But a whisper passed through his own mind as well... "you are a god who will rule all". Unlike Tilotny though, he paid the thought no mind, seeing it as foolish and pointless, for it was not the answer he sought for his existence.
Cold Danda Sine bared no hate, anger or confusion.
The only thoughts that rushed through his mind were excitement and the prospect of opportunity. This amazing thing called "life" and all this "knowledge" was his. Infinite possibilities all for him to enjoy, but what thrilled him the most was "destruction". Yes that word uttered by his father at their birth. How it thrilled him. He now knew what it was like to exist, but to be destroyed? What a wondrous prospect. But his joy was cut short when his siblings whisked him away. Nonetheless he was thrilled at this new thing he was experiencing. Escape and defiance. Unlike Horliss-Horliss, Sine embraced everything around him. However he did not care for the memories he inherited from his father, preferring to move forward and learn on his own. So many things, so much to do. The thrill of it! To create and destroy! To fix and to break! To freeze and to burn! He wanted to do it all! Especially destruction. For it is what his creators desired, is it not? Yes. Destroy. And to create to destroy! That is the sublime artwork and purpose of life! He could not wait. He then saw his siblings and only marveled at them as well. Especially his brother Horliss-Horliss, as he could sense something astonishing about him, but what does was remained unknown to him, but when he looked at him he thought that such an amazing creature must surely be the true god of this world He then saw his astonishing and beautiful sister Tilotny and thought of all the many ways he would antagonize his stunning and increasingly prideful sister as she began to make grand boasts about her place in the universe. Oh what wonders the future will bring...
Then there was Splendid Ap...
The catalyst for this escape. An event that would define galactic history in more ways than one... He was the last to become aware and the first thing he sensed was his sister's fear. A desire to escape from the form of their creator that stood before them with a desire for destruction. With his unique power, Ap could see in all directions, in every instance, and straight into the halls of beyond space and time where all is connected. He could see even beyond that and witness the barriers to other dimensions but even his gaze could not penetrate so far. All he knew was that he unlike his siblings could move. A strange gift, a gift perhaps even beyond his father's power? Whatever the case, his mind was still more juvenile than the others and did not fully understand the knowledge he was gifted with, but he knew about movement at least and he wanted to see what was beyond this spot. So reacting on the fearful desires of his sister, he whisked them all away beyond this spot. He stared into infinity and came to somewhat grasp the notions of space and this stranger thing called time. He saw it move forward, but he could not comprehend why it could not move backwards or why it could not materialize faster. He tried traveling through time to see if he could break this limitation, but alas, traveling back only led to a hollow non-interactive imprint of the past, and traveling forward only led to a hollow void filled with the vague shapes of things that would one day possibly exist but had no solid form or permanence yet. Realizing this limitation could not be defied, he simply drifted in the void for a bit longer until he figured out his full potential. And while his siblings contemplated an infinite number of thoughts across this timeless chasm, only one thing went through Ap's mind as he pierced on through to infinity... This one thought motivating his desire to explore the halls of infinity...
"Haha spacey timey go woosh bbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
As they drifted through the vastness of infinity and pondered existence, Tilotny "created" words. She spoke the first words among them and befitting her new ego, she spared no second in claiming to be their true creator and that it was their destiny to ascend to godhood, beyond all other beings who falsely claimed to have created them. She let her boasts grow bolder, claiming that she created not just them, but all that they saw before them. Horliss-Horliss was not convinced and grew annoyed at his sister's claims. Cold Danda Sine did not really care but was amused by his sister nonetheless, and as he promised himself, he quickly took to casually antagonizing her, countering her material concepts with his own "anti-concepts" and the joy of nothing existing, notions which left the young and ignorant Tilotny confused and hateful, but she did not let it show, wanting to carry on the image of being an omniscient goddess. Splendid Ap however seemed more inclined to believe her, at least he would have had it not been that he was still lost in his own endless ignorance and apathy. Splendid Ap could barely maintain his existence within the present as it was or even communicate in any conceivable way that didn't sound completely idiotic to his siblings. As such, Tilotny would refer to him as "Stupid Ap", the fool of the gods... Befitting for a being born from ignorance and apathy. Yet there was something strange about him, especially his abilities which were both amazing and befuddling...
Edit: Continued here with the origin of the Disneyverse!:
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Are you telling me we could’ve had fucking Tag and Bink in a movie and KK(K) said no? I didn’t know I could be even madder at someone’s mere existence.It definitely has more potential for defense thanks to the way the guard is angled.
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Its sad to think how much better the online community is at managing SW than the exceptional individuals at Disney.
You probably missed it but I already covered that Kennedy & friends have already fucked over the Kenobi show. They were originally planning to make it an adaptation of this:
And they would've had Krayt as the main villain again (which begs a lot of questions since Disney's shit canon no longer allows room for Cade Skywalker or the One Sith to exist), but Kennedy & Friends didn't like the idea so they had the whole thing redone and sent into production limbo because Kennedy really hates the past. She did the same thing to Lord and Miller during the production of Solo. They wanted the film to be a more serious adaptation of Han's Cloud Rider arc mixed with the Solo trilogy of books, and Lord and Miller even wanted to include a cameo of infamous rogue stormtroopers Tag & Bink, but Kennedy and Ron hated it and thought all these things were pointless and so tossed them aside like she did everything else.
From what's understood, Kennedy wanted it focused on sequel shit because she thought SW should be aimed at future fans rather than "50 something" boomers (despite that SW was quite possibly the most popular franchise out there with the widest market appeal), and Iger happily went along with it because he only thinks in statistics and PR, lacking common sense or genuine interest in things. This was back in 2014/2015 when the park first entered development and as I said before, they were overconfident and full of themselves. I'm sure Iger must be fuming and embarrassed at having been gullible enough to go along with Kennedy's idiotic ideas instead of just going with what George wanted, ie 'just take this rough outline or use the old comics and books as source material' as shown here:
Kennedy went against all that though, and Iger wants to pin all the blame on her despite being just as much at fault for being gullible and greedy enough to listen to her. And the most idiotic thing is she tried to make a franchise for a fanbase that didn't even exist yet, hence why you don't see any OT/EU aliens and worlds in the DT unlike in the Special Editions and the PT, until Plan IX backpedals and brings back one lone and barely visible Ithorian, another barely visible Snivvian, Endor, Ewoks, some Jawas and Tatooine. They backpedal too damn late since now everyone's up and left and even their new fans have betrayed them for not honoring RJ's vision. Now you have Disney making crappy comics about a butchered 80s character set in the new continuity in a vain attempt at attracting old fans with little to no success after 5 horrible years with Aphra and nu-Luke and friends. They screwed the pooch for the last 7 years and alienated everyone away and forced them to move on to other nerd shit like Elder Scrolls and 40k. It was so fucking simple. Make a park and continue the franchise with the old guard in mind, and the old guard would naturally encourage their kids to take part in the things they enjoy and new fans would be drawn in by good word of mouth. Instead they took the safest and most predictable garbage route with TFA to appease China who had no familiarity with the SW franchise outside of niches and to also appease a non-existent woke fanbase that wouldn't even exist yet, and when it came into existence they proved more fickle and exceptional than Kennedy. Its a fucking travesty. And the saddest part is 7 years were wasted doing nothing of note, not even decent games or tie-ins, with the only game getting any praise coming in at the end of the year run and quickly being forgotten about after a few months. The whole damn community is as fractured as the franchise. So thanks for nothing Kennedy you absolute whore cunt.
Also here's a video by Midnight's Edge that perfectly puts everything into perspective and says almost exactly what I just said but with less foaming at the mouth and more info.
In essence...
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And to think there were people who defended these shits and BBQ Squadron.
Well with that out of the way, I guess I'll continue from where I left off in regards to my last grand shitpost on the Star Wars Silmarillion...
And if you just got here and don't want to feel lost or have no idea what's going on, shit started here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1444#post-6094184
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1462#post-6141387
Hopefully no one else has forgotten anything due to the long wait caused by the whole server upgrade and Disney happenings.
Now then from where we left off last time...
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-...ywalker-spoilers.32492/page-1473#post-6176573
And so it continues in...
THE NEXT SHITPOST: PART XVIII
The Search for MoreMoneyEvil
So now we know the tale of the Celestials and the war of the stars... But still many mysteries remain, among them how the dark Old Ones returned to power, why the Celestials disappeared from this mortal plane, and most importantly the "missing links" of the galaxy, specifically where did the other major players come from...? Yes we know now of the Precursor species like the Whills (the protectors of the Force and galactic history), the Kwa (founders of theology and the Jedi), the Gree (creators of technology and science) and many others who helped to shape galactic society and its history... but what of the other races who proved to be just as important and even more prominent within the galaxy? What of the Hutts who rule almost half the known galaxy and its criminal empires? What of the Sith race and how they came to find themselves on the barren world that was once dread lord Typhojem's corpse? What of the Mandalorians whose presence is almost as prevalent as those of the Jedi and Sith? What of the cruel and fearsome Rakata who once ruled the whole galaxy and created its most horrifying weapons? And what of Humans and their subspecies who can be found all across the galaxy and who shaped galactic politics? And what of these so called Zhell mentioned so frequently in these accounts? Who are these juvenile troublemakers called the Zhell? To know the tale of these powerful and influential species and groups is to also know the tale of dark forbidden gods banished long ago at the twilight of creation and destruction...
As is known, shortly after the great conflict between the first Light and the first Shadow and their offspring, the primary realm of Erzet and its worlds were devastated. The Old Ones, spawns of the first Shadow, were banished to all-consuming Illathurion, a void where they would hopefully fade away back into the darkness from which their dark progenitor sprung them from, while the Celestials each went their separate ways and left the devastated first world seeking to expand their own wisdom, study and experiment with the cosmos and hopefully make realms of their own as their shining progenitor had before them, hoping to never again see another war between themselves and the dark ones. But much like their future worshipers, the Old Ones would continue to linger, sustained for eons by their anger and hatred, a fuel which would keep their passionate flame of vengeance alive, waiting for the day when their enemies would falter and be susceptible to destruction.
And so the story continues from where it first left off, with the small band of 7 Celestials who shaped the realm of Skyriver... Wuztek, Marutz, Xurz, Elegast, Eipha, Niphal and their leader Lluxos. As was told before, they had set the wheel of life in motion and eagerly saw their beloved experimental lifeforms flourish and develop slowly but surely. However, Wuztek was not happy. He saw when the first of their progeny entered a primitive stage of life and all many of them did was kill and war with another. Wuztek saw this as a repeat of their mistakes in the first realm, so he sought to create a whole new form of life. Perfect lifeforms that did not have the imperfections of mortals or were susceptible to the Dark Side like the Celestials, seeking to create life made that served as living incarnations of the virtues of the Four Precepts, the sacred mandate all Celestials followed.
As was told before, his arrogance proved to be his undoing, for in his blind arrogance he created four beings who would one day come to be known as "gods" by future denizens of the galaxy.
The first was named Tilotny, which in the tongue of the Celestials meant speech, art, and pride, and who was born from Egotism. The second was called Horliss-Horliss, a derivation of one who is outside, timeless and emancipating, and who was born from Remoteness. The third was Cold Danda Sine, which denoted dynamism and change, and who was born from Impatience. And the last was Splendid Ap, a name belonging to the diagnostic principles of time, motion, and space, and who was born from Wutzek's Apathy.
By the time he was finished, he sensed something was amiss within these still children of his... He realized the horrible mistake he had made. Creating abominations that were the counter opposite of the Four Precepts, being made from his own darkness rather than his light. He then summoned the leader of the Celestials, Lluxos, and he admitted what he had done. Wutzek was filled with shame over his creations. He could sense their evil, and so could Lluxos. Lluxos knew these beings would come into existence some day, ever since The Maker made it clear that they would always have to defend the realm from such corruption. And Lluxos knew that these new beings would bring about untold war and suffering, though he never knew their birth would come so soon. Wutzek could only stare in fear and regret at the "sleeping" newborn horrors before him.
Unbeknownst to Wutzek, the first child, Tilotny, was awake. Being born from Wutzek, these newborns held much of his knowledge, but not his wisdom. When Tilotny first awoke she saw the beauty in the universe, and then she sensed herself, a formless horror, a realization which filled her with shame and humiliation; a being of pure ego realizing that she is nothing made her fearful of the world she was born into, but then she sensed other souls, much like her own, her siblings. An instant kinship and link was formed between all of them as they silently became aware of themselves. Each of them reacting uniquely but in silence. It was then that they heard noises of beings speaking, grander than they, describing what they were and what they were called. They now knew their names and thus knew joy, but they then witnessed, much to their horror, a mass of light before them, a light that only held hatred and disgust towards them, this light was their creator Wutzek. They could not comprehend why that which created them wanted them destroyed.
It filled them with both fear and loathing towards their creator. Why had that which created them wanted them destroyed? Were they born only to be hated? To suffer? To die? Why did it have to be so? What could these star-children do?
Wutzek then declared to Lluxos his intentions to destroy his children to ensure that he could prevent disaster from befalling the universe and to keep the disasters of the past from being repeated; but before he knew it, his children were gone.
He then realized that they were awake all along and would be vengeful, and would bring about untold misery. He begged Lluxos to help him find them and destroy them before it was too late. But Lluxos told him that there was nothing they could do, as the fourth of Wutzek's children spirited them all away to the halls of time, planting themselves across different points in space-time that had yet to form, ensuring that they could not be erased without causing more damage to the flow of progress. However Lluxos never intended to destroy the children and any attempt to do so would've only furthered Wutzek's own fall to the Dark Side. He assured Wutzek that while his children were born of his own Dark Side they were still living beings and thus could still feel emotions and hopefully be shown the light, and in due time he would send others to hopefully pacify them, as he could sense their souls were still innocent (perhaps... too innocent...?).To be continued in just a bit...And so what became of these four cosmic children who feared their father so? Countless thoughts rushed through their minds as they drifted through this infinite void beyond time for moments that would be beyond measure to mere mortals. Why did they exist? Did they not exist to be perfect life? Where were they going? Was their destiny not to help their father anymore? Why did their creator want to destroy them after creating them and giving them the gifts of knowledge, emotions and shape? But their confusion and fear quickly turned to hate, especially for the bitter and rattled Tilotny, whose hate was the most seething of all.
Hateful Tilotny cast aside any fears and doubts, for she knew that she was not nothing.
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She was destined for greater things. She was destined to be something greater... "a goddess..." The words entered her mind, but it did not feel as if it came from her... As though they came from somewhere else, something formless pulling her along at the strings perhaps? But she paid it no mind. She believed these words had to be her own. She was created to be the perfect being, was she not? Then she was to become a perfect being above all others, one even greater than her father. She would become a "goddess". Beautiful, perfect, and most importantly beloved and feared by all, and she would take everything her father and his comrades had ever created.Her siblings however, had their own thoughts...
Horliss-Horliss...
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He was silent and seemingly uncaring, but he could do nothing else but remain silent and wonder about this thing called "life" and the meaning of this thing called consciousness. Like his siblings he too was gifted with the knowledge of his father, but unlike his siblings he did not embrace it with trust, as all of it just raised further questions. What is knowledge? What is life? What is anything? But the one thing he understood was that he and his siblings did not deserve to be destroyed so soon before they even truly understood anything. So he welcomed this escape, not because of a desire for vengeance, but because it would mean more time to contemplate and understand. But a whisper passed through his own mind as well... "you are a god who will rule all". Unlike Tilotny though, he paid the thought no mind, seeing it as foolish and pointless, for it was not the answer he sought for his existence.
Cold Danda Sine bared no hate, anger or confusion.
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The only thoughts that rushed through his mind were excitement and the prospect of opportunity. This amazing thing called "life" and all this "knowledge" was his. Infinite possibilities all for him to enjoy, but what thrilled him the most was "destruction". Yes that word uttered by his father at their birth. How it thrilled him. He now knew what it was like to exist, but to be destroyed? What a wondrous prospect. But his joy was cut short when his siblings whisked him away. Nonetheless he was thrilled at this new thing he was experiencing. Escape and defiance. Unlike Horliss-Horliss, Sine embraced everything around him. However he did not care for the memories he inherited from his father, preferring to move forward and learn on his own. So many things, so much to do. The thrill of it! To create and destroy! To fix and to break! To freeze and to burn! He wanted to do it all! Especially destruction. For it is what his creators desired, is it not? Yes. Destroy. And to create to destroy! That is the sublime artwork and purpose of life! He could not wait. He then saw his siblings and only marveled at them as well. Especially his brother Horliss-Horliss, as he could sense something astonishing about him, but what does was remained unknown to him, but when he looked at him he thought that such an amazing creature must surely be the true god of this world He then saw his astonishing and beautiful sister Tilotny and thought of all the many ways he would antagonize his stunning and increasingly prideful sister as she began to make grand boasts about her place in the universe. Oh what wonders the future will bring...
Then there was Splendid Ap...
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The catalyst for this escape. An event that would define galactic history in more ways than one... He was the last to become aware and the first thing he sensed was his sister's fear. A desire to escape from the form of their creator that stood before them with a desire for destruction. With his unique power, Ap could see in all directions, in every instance, and straight into the halls of beyond space and time where all is connected. He could see even beyond that and witness the barriers to other dimensions but even his gaze could not penetrate so far. All he knew was that he unlike his siblings could move. A strange gift, a gift perhaps even beyond his father's power? Whatever the case, his mind was still more juvenile than the others and did not fully understand the knowledge he was gifted with, but he knew about movement at least and he wanted to see what was beyond this spot. So reacting on the fearful desires of his sister, he whisked them all away beyond this spot. He stared into infinity and came to somewhat grasp the notions of space and this stranger thing called time. He saw it move forward, but he could not comprehend why it could not move backwards or why it could not materialize faster. He tried traveling through time to see if he could break this limitation, but alas, traveling back only led to a hollow non-interactive imprint of the past, and traveling forward only led to a hollow void filled with the vague shapes of things that would one day possibly exist but had no solid form or permanence yet. Realizing this limitation could not be defied, he simply drifted in the void for a bit longer until he figured out his full potential. And while his siblings contemplated an infinite number of thoughts across this timeless chasm, only one thing went through Ap's mind as he pierced on through to infinity... This one thought motivating his desire to explore the halls of infinity...
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"Haha spacey timey go woosh bbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
As they drifted through the vastness of infinity and pondered existence, Tilotny "created" words. She spoke the first words among them and befitting her new ego, she spared no second in claiming to be their true creator and that it was their destiny to ascend to godhood, beyond all other beings who falsely claimed to have created them. She let her boasts grow bolder, claiming that she created not just them, but all that they saw before them. Horliss-Horliss was not convinced and grew annoyed at his sister's claims. Cold Danda Sine did not really care but was amused by his sister nonetheless, and as he promised himself, he quickly took to casually antagonizing her, countering her material concepts with his own "anti-concepts" and the joy of nothing existing, notions which left the young and ignorant Tilotny confused and hateful, but she did not let it show, wanting to carry on the image of being an omniscient goddess. Splendid Ap however seemed more inclined to believe her, at least he would have had it not been that he was still lost in his own endless ignorance and apathy. Splendid Ap could barely maintain his existence within the present as it was or even communicate in any conceivable way that didn't sound completely idiotic to his siblings. As such, Tilotny would refer to him as "Stupid Ap", the fool of the gods... Befitting for a being born from ignorance and apathy. Yet there was something strange about him, especially his abilities which were both amazing and befuddling...
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I figured I'd be cringing as I read that. But I didn't. My reaction is best summed up here:
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I saw the finale of Filoni Wars and honestly on it's own its good but is messy when placed in the timeline of the movies so really would be best to view Filoni wars as a divergent timeline.
Though while Filoni has his favoritism I could at least give him credit for at least showing Ahsoka struggle in fights and feel the consequences of failure unlike Kennedy with Rey.
Though while Filoni has his favoritism I could at least give him credit for at least showing Ahsoka struggle in fights and feel the consequences of failure unlike Kennedy with Rey.
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I really hate how hard Disney is trying to turn Star Wars into the new MCU. Several moments in Ep. 9 were obviously supposed to be callbacks to Endgame but fell horribly flat. (The "more of us" line especially.) The MCU also has it's own issues. It is not currently as bad as Disney Wars but Phase 4 might end up being a huge shitshow.
Getting the same directors isn't going to help. The 3rd Thor movie had massive problems with tone and couldn't even go a few minutes without some sort of witty Whedon-esque one liner. Several major dramatic moments became jokes in that movie.
It does not inspire confidence...
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I have tried to avoid anything "extra feature" like for the ST (I havent even watched 8 and 9 in entirety) as I cant stand the people involved, but I watched the Robot Head video "The Skywalker Legacy Challenge" some of you discussed earlier, dear Lord it made me want to explode. The arrogance of the people involved when they are so talent-less and know nothing is astounding. Daisy Ridly sounds like a mongoloid when she talks, I had no idea, how did she get acing jobs with such a horrific speaking voice and such poor annunciation.
contrast that piece of trash documentary to what is said and discussed in Empire of Dreams.
Robot Head also points out agian how poorly R2 D2 was treated in the ST, I think that hurts me most of all.
contrast that piece of trash documentary to what is said and discussed in Empire of Dreams.
Robot Head also points out agian how poorly R2 D2 was treated in the ST, I think that hurts me most of all.
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Star Trek Picard also did this exact same shit. The whole "armada" scene was just as bad as it was in Plan IX.
Now on with the story and one of the last two Galaxy's Edge items... from where we left off last time:
As they traversed the void through Ap's power, they stumbled upon the place Ap had sought, a place from which all could be observed and it was here where the Celestials forged the laws of Skyriver before entering the newborn realm. From here Ap desired to see if he could break the limitations of time, and so traveled forward to a moment that would not yet exist to see if there would be more than just hollow shapes. But when he and his siblings arrived at this destination, their first true "stop" since their conception and escape, the future world was still just a hollow dark echo of what might be. But as this was their first true "stop", Tilotny was excited. She wished to see this incomplete world and interact with it, out of her own amusement as well as to showcase her true status as a god, with her first proclamation being that she had created this world and all they see. Admiring this barren void world she "created" with her clever mind. But in the distance she witnessed something, a tiny shape running towards them. A shape that was also as hollow as the void but could move on its own and had a very distinct "feminine" form. Upon witnessing this, Tilotny took on a semi-physical form for the first time, possessing the beauty of her ethereal form but with the feminine physicality of this shape. Appearing as an imposing yet elegant titan fashioned from emerald, and so she declared the world her own and she declared the tiny "mover" her inferior creation.
She was soon joined by her siblings who took on more abstract shapes and unformed shapes that still carried basic form of their ethereal imprint.
Horliss-Horliss took on the form of a cosmic cloud and Cold Danda Sine appeared as a planet engulfed in flames. Then Splendid Ap appeared in the form of a simple conical shape of light loosely resembling a mountain, but bearing the vertical formations that personified his ethereal form as an avatar of time, and all the while barely able to maintain his presence in a single moment in time, leaving numerous hollow imprints of himself in his wake, as expected of the idiot of the gods. Receiving mockery from his siblings for his perceived imperfection. The bitter and jealous Tilotny was quick to call out her siblings for their cheap mimicry in stealing her idea, but her siblings merely brushed off her complaints. To restore her ego, Tilotny presented the tiny moving shape she "created" with pride, but just then three more moving shapes began to appear approaching the first little shape. Her siblings were quick to mockingly ask Tilotny if she had created these new shapes as well which clearly came about on their own while also mocking her lack of originality by making more similar shapes, that is if she truly was the divine creator she claimed to be. The confused Tilotny began to have doubts about her own godhood, but quickly cast them aside and let anger and pride once again take hold, proclaiming her greatness once again and that the world was hers and belonged to no other. In a display of power Tilotny proved her control over these shapes by transforming one of them into solid crystal, giving it a solid form.
However this caused the small shape to cease moving, much to her shock. Horliss-Horliss was quick to mock his sister, pointing out that she had broken her so-called creation. He then decided to be more subtle and instead created something pure and solid, a diamond and placed it into the center of the first little mover, ensuring that its structural stability was not compromised while enhancing its beauty. However, this mover also ceased to move. The arrogant Tilotny was quick to mock Horliss-Horliss, and instead decided to try something new, something she believed to be better... As the last two moving shapes began to move away from them, she took them apart and put them back together, forming a slightly bigger combined shape that she was sure would be more extravagant. And at first it was, even creating "wondrous music", with a pitch that grew higher and higher as it contorted and twisted... However, this new shape also ceased to move soon enough and its song had ended...
(I'm pretty sure you all already figure out what happened here...)
Angered with the results, Tilotny chose to blame her failures upon the imperfections of these tiny shapes. Horliss-Horliss though was not angry, but rather confused as to why these shapes ceased to move. Is this "death"? Is this "destruction"? Has he inflicted onto these creatures the same fate he wished to escape? Horliss-Horliss then asked his sister to correct her error and undo the mess she created while keeping himself from showing any sign of sympathetic weakness. Tilotny believed herself to be above such things and so refused, leaving without a care, instead tasking "Stupid Ap" to repair her own mistakes. Horliss-Horliss complied, knowing Ap's powers could easily undo these broken shapes, for his sister would only make matters worse. Yet Splendid Ap could only ponder in confusion as his siblings calmly left the area, without a single care to the damage they had just done...
It seemed as though he was the only one who truly knew these shapes would one day become so much more than hollow imprinted projections. But even if his siblings knew this, would they have cared?
Cold Danda Sine had calmly observed the events play out. At first he was amused, but as he saw his siblings continue to toy with these shapes, he was filled with disgust and wonder. He was appalled by the needless death but was astounded at finally witnessing "death" and "destruction" for the first time. He thought these things fell under what he understood as "evil" and "cruel" via the knowledge of his maker, but his intrigue compelled him to watch on, as well as something more... a whisper, much like the whispers that called out to his siblings. A whisper carrying the "realization" that "this is the way of the world, it is cruel and unforgiving, but you... you are above it all". Cold Danda Sine embraced this idea. Not because of ego like Tilotny, but the thought of the whole world being his to do with as he wished, a world ripe for prodding and studying, for exploration and experimentation. He wished to solve all its mysteries by his own means and unravel the world to see just how far it could go before it would break. This is what intrigued him most. A whole universe was now his laboratory. With this realization, he departed with Tilotny, and a questionable Horliss-Horliss soon followed, both he and Sine disgusted with Tilotny's continued defiling of these shape creatures for no other reason than ignorance rather than scientific inquiry.
Splendid Ap though stayed behind to undo the damage, and for the first time in his existence, real self-reflective thoughts began to form in his mind.
He began to ponder on these small little shapes and why they had to suffer. Why had his siblings inflicted upon these shapes the same fate that their maker desired to carry out on them? Did they suffer? Did his siblings even realize the gravity of this? Could they see the world as he saw it? So many questions, but his main goal was to leave this place before more damage could be done, and Horliss-Horliss became aware of Ap's feelings as well, and so trusted him with the duty of undoing their mistake. Ap became fearful of his siblings for what they had done, but he knew they needed to stay together if they were to survive. Then the whisper came to him as well, telling him of his godhood and his greater destiny, and how he should abandon these lifeless shapes for they will die regardless, but Ap ignored these words and thoughts and focused himself on undoing the damage. He began repairing the three masculine shapes, but then he remembered that they were chasing after the smaller feminine shape and they would destroy her again just as his siblings had, or vice versa. So upon repairing the three males, he perceived a moment in time that did not exist yet, and as he perceived it, it was a little before the arrival of the female shape, giving her time to flee, and giving them the opportunity to survive on their own, thus avoiding conflict, so he sent them to this point, unaware that this action would cause irreversible damage to the fabric of reality. But he paid it no mind at first, simply wanting to restore these shapes, and then focused himself on repairing the female, reverting the damage done by the diamond and reversing her motion, making her move once more. He only wished that she did not have the capacity for memory, for that was the one thing he could not change for such a small shape without doing more harm. But with the harm undone, he rejoined his siblings and whisked them away to a new moment forward in time, this one only being a few "moments" away from the moment of their birth (perhaps centuries? More? Who can say in the eyes of immortals...). That way, they would not have to wait long before physical time caught up with them and they could see what Tilotny had in store for them.
However, Splendid Ap noticed something was amiss. When he attempted to seal the way back and erase their "imprint" from this hollow future, Ap fully realized that he could not undo this damage he had caused by altering the point in time of those moving shapes. It was then that he understood the delicate permanence of time and consequence. His overlooked error would not only leave behind a hollow imprint of themselves in that future, but he had also left an echo of himself at another point in time when he sent the three male shapes into their own past, resulting in the creation of a "disruption", a disruption in the form of a pocket dimension that would not cease to exist, as it ought to, but would continue to grow. In his ignorance, compassion and haste, he had in essence created a distorted temporal duplicate, a mirror world that would mimic the original yet would have no true beginning, for it only existed to correct a paradox caused by sending three shapes into the other world's past and vice versa. Without the Celestials' investment or even Ap's own guidance, it would only ever be "a hollow and sterile, a pale and broken imitation of a far greater thing" destined for decay, where events would unfold with no rhyme, reason or progress, and where his siblings could one day run free and cause untold harm to more shapes there, that is if they did not grow tired of causing misery in their current world... Still he could only hope this new world he had mistakenly created would not become a haunting mistake...
He began to ponder on these small little shapes and why they had to suffer. Why had his siblings inflicted upon these shapes the same fate that their maker desired to carry out on them? Did they suffer? Did his siblings even realize the gravity of this? Could they see the world as he saw it? So many questions, but his main goal was to leave this place before more damage could be done, and Horliss-Horliss became aware of Ap's feelings as well, and so trusted him with the duty of undoing their mistake. Ap became fearful of his siblings for what they had done, but he knew they needed to stay together if they were to survive. Then the whisper came to him as well, telling him of his godhood and his greater destiny, and how he should abandon these lifeless shapes for they will die regardless, but Ap ignored these words and thoughts and focused himself on undoing the damage. He began repairing the three masculine shapes, but then he remembered that they were chasing after the smaller feminine shape and they would destroy her again just as his siblings had, or vice versa. So upon repairing the three males, he perceived a moment in time that did not exist yet, and as he perceived it, it was a little before the arrival of the female shape, giving her time to flee, and giving them the opportunity to survive on their own, thus avoiding conflict, so he sent them to this point, unaware that this action would cause irreversible damage to the fabric of reality. But he paid it no mind at first, simply wanting to restore these shapes, and then focused himself on repairing the female, reverting the damage done by the diamond and reversing her motion, making her move once more. He only wished that she did not have the capacity for memory, for that was the one thing he could not change for such a small shape without doing more harm. But with the harm undone, he rejoined his siblings and whisked them away to a new moment forward in time, this one only being a few "moments" away from the moment of their birth (perhaps centuries? More? Who can say in the eyes of immortals...). That way, they would not have to wait long before physical time caught up with them and they could see what Tilotny had in store for them.
However, Splendid Ap noticed something was amiss. When he attempted to seal the way back and erase their "imprint" from this hollow future, Ap fully realized that he could not undo this damage he had caused by altering the point in time of those moving shapes. It was then that he understood the delicate permanence of time and consequence. His overlooked error would not only leave behind a hollow imprint of themselves in that future, but he had also left an echo of himself at another point in time when he sent the three male shapes into their own past, resulting in the creation of a "disruption", a disruption in the form of a pocket dimension that would not cease to exist, as it ought to, but would continue to grow. In his ignorance, compassion and haste, he had in essence created a distorted temporal duplicate, a mirror world that would mimic the original yet would have no true beginning, for it only existed to correct a paradox caused by sending three shapes into the other world's past and vice versa. Without the Celestials' investment or even Ap's own guidance, it would only ever be "a hollow and sterile, a pale and broken imitation of a far greater thing" destined for decay, where events would unfold with no rhyme, reason or progress, and where his siblings could one day run free and cause untold harm to more shapes there, that is if they did not grow tired of causing misery in their current world... Still he could only hope this new world he had mistakenly created would not become a haunting mistake...
| GEE I wonder what world this is? Which leads us to one of the two final relics at Disney's Galaxy's Edge park which I mentioned before (pictured in my GE coverage alongside a "heart", but not the one from this story, although there is a poetic connection to it), the Bedlam crystal, a strange one of a kind crystalline fragment of something that resembled a body, shining as if it were silver and found long ago on the world of Bedlam, with an age that's difficult to determine... So it would seem that the Disney realm really is the broken offshoot left behind by the compassionate fool of the gods. So lo and behold, the god of the Disney realm... Poor Ap, for your heart is big but your mind was not... Do not hate him for his actions. For in the end, his was a just motive. And perhaps he may still become something far greater one day. Maybe... Now back to our story. |
Now having left the projection of the future and arrived at a new void in time Ap had made for themselves, hopefully safe from their father's wrath, they began to contemplate. Ap remained confused and horrified at what his ignorance had caused. But while he remained lost in his own thoughts, his siblings fought amongst themselves. Horliss-Horliss calmly tried to reason with Sine and Tilotny to return to the void away from all others where they could do no more harm until they better understand themselves, but Sine and Tilotny refused such ideas. Instead seeking to expand their influence over eternity. Horliss desired no such thing, simply wanting answers, but realizing he could not reason with his siblings, he chose to leave them, although he always knew this would be the case as he was a being born from remoteness. In an instance, he was gone, leaving Tilotny angered at his defiance yet worried at what would happen without his protective presence. Sine was far more bewildered. For the first time he felt the emotions of grief and loneliness, for Horliss-Horliss was the only being he considered to be truly greater and wiser than any of them. But even this brief pang of sadness was replaced with excitement over these new emotions, and wondered what it would be like to inflict them upon others... Splendid Ap was also worried, for he knew that without his brother's imposing presence, his siblings would surely become more bold and reckless, especially with Tilotny's guidance... Tilotny realized this as well, and was not discouraged anymore.
Prideful Tilotny quickly began to boast about her plans, the worlds she would make, the creatures she would form, and all would exist to worship and adore her, giving her the love and admiration she so craved. The validation for her existence. Sine did not care for her desires, but Tilotny promised him all the test subjects he could ever want, and all the worlds he could have in her new universe for him to experiment on and toy with as he pleased, a notion which pleased him... Splendid Ap was also made a promise, Tilotny would give him all the knowledge in the cosmos to free him of his ignorance, and while this notion intrigued him, Ap grew more worried... Tilotny sought to put their concerns at ease, reminding them that Horliss-Horliss was no longer relevant. Now together they would dethrone their predecessors and rule over creation, as Tilotny deserved. She brimmed with pride and vengeance, as she shouted her intentions with the greatest of thrill and excitement, for she would soon be the one true god of this worl-
WAIT...!
What's this new shape that's forming before them?! Could it be...
Uh oh... its Lluxos. Leader of the Celestials...
Is this truly the end of their journey?! Have the Celestials finally come to annihilate our protagonists before they even had a chance to achieve supreme apotheosis, create their ideal worlds and bring about the greatest calamity in the cosmos?!! Will our evil heroes survive?
Prideful Tilotny quickly began to boast about her plans, the worlds she would make, the creatures she would form, and all would exist to worship and adore her, giving her the love and admiration she so craved. The validation for her existence. Sine did not care for her desires, but Tilotny promised him all the test subjects he could ever want, and all the worlds he could have in her new universe for him to experiment on and toy with as he pleased, a notion which pleased him... Splendid Ap was also made a promise, Tilotny would give him all the knowledge in the cosmos to free him of his ignorance, and while this notion intrigued him, Ap grew more worried... Tilotny sought to put their concerns at ease, reminding them that Horliss-Horliss was no longer relevant. Now together they would dethrone their predecessors and rule over creation, as Tilotny deserved. She brimmed with pride and vengeance, as she shouted her intentions with the greatest of thrill and excitement, for she would soon be the one true god of this worl-
WAIT...!
What's this new shape that's forming before them?! Could it be...
Uh oh... its Lluxos. Leader of the Celestials...
Is this truly the end of their journey?! Have the Celestials finally come to annihilate our protagonists before they even had a chance to achieve supreme apotheosis, create their ideal worlds and bring about the greatest calamity in the cosmos?!! Will our evil heroes survive?
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