Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

Autism exhibitors feeding Lucas? Where's the joke? The point?

The only thing funny about wieners buying food for fat ass Lucas is that he's begging for it shamelessly. And the idea probably isn't even his own; once some w.een bought him a pizza, he must've been like: "Food source discovered.... grunt....more food. Poonaner. Food. Mommy. More food."

If you must fuck with him, there are all kinds of cruel and amusing things to be done.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, I get that it is kind of funny to troll Lucas. And at this point, he deserves all of it. The catfish and everything for making a complete spectacle of himself on the Internet almost everyday. But spending your own money to have food delivered to him while he loiters in a park? So you get a shout out? Congratulations! You just spent $20-$30 to send money to a fat obnoxious hobo who does nothing but leech off others and go reee! Who is the dummy now? It's you! Lucas is in fact trolling you. Sure you can laugh at him, but he is the one enjoying a pizza or burgers, paid for by your hard earned money. You may as well toss it out the window. I can think of many many better things to do with that money. Seriously, And now this is giving the cow a bigger ego and making him think he is some celebrity. Overall I do believe this is an exceptional way to spend your money,.

Goldaor Verder, the subject of Lucas’s latest shoutout, honestly epitomises the ‘haha I have autism’ crew.

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[JuniperFalls]

Sure you can laugh at him, but he is the one enjoying a pizza or burgers, paid for by your hard earned money. You may as well toss it out the window. I can think of many many better things to do with that money. Seriously, And now this is giving the cow a bigger ego and making him think he is some celebrity. Overall I do believe this is an exceptional way to spend your money,.

Seriously. If you want to give money to strangers, give it to people who lost their jobs due to the pandemic, or to a reputable charity.

 

[teleméres69]

If you're gonna donate to Lucas, it is better to do junk food than money he can waste on board games or things he believes can lure women. Personally I'd find the fattiest most greasy nasty shit to donate to Lucas in the hopes more people do the same so he gets more bloated. I would't be surprised if trolls donate junk food to him in the hopes it makes him fatter and kills him faster

 

[PrincessKidana]

He chooses the UGLIEST pictures to recycle for his "memes".

 

[LeeLoo]

Yeah, I get that it is kind of funny to troll Lucas. And at this point, he deserves all of it. The catfish and everything for making a complete spectacle of himself on the Internet almost everyday. But spending your own money to have food delivered to him while he loiters in a park? So you get a shout out? Congratulations! You just spent $20-$30 to send money to a fat obnoxious hobo who does nothing but leech off others and go reee! Who is the dummy now? It's you! Lucas is in fact trolling you. Sure you can laugh at him, but he is the one enjoying a pizza or burgers, paid for by your hard earned money. You may as well toss it out the window. I can think of many many better things to do with that money. Seriously, And now this is giving the cow a bigger ego and making him think he is some celebrity. Overall I do believe this is an exceptional way to spend your money,.

Couldn’t agree more. Unlike a normal person who feels a sense of gratitude after a kindness, being given something only inflates Lucas’s already enormous ego and wildly unrealistic sense of self worth. I recall late last year people sent him food; sandwiches and pizza I believe. That was around the time he got the brilliant idea to make $500 million, and give half to the homeless. That’s also when he got on the Patreon streak.

Kindness has the opposite effect on Lucas. It makes him a bigger and more repulsive narcissistic, lazy, and entitled sack of shit.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I was going over the thread, and was looking at some of the notes Lucas used to leave with candy, when I discovered this: this is the only time I've seen Lucas say that he's dated three older women and three women his same age. Every other time he says four of each. I mean, we've always known it was a lie, but it's still interesting to see actual proof of it.

 

[LeeLoo]

I was going over the thread, and was looking at some of the notes Lucas used to leave with candy, when I discovered this: this is the only time I've seen Lucas say that he's dated three older women and three women his same age. Every other time he says four of each. I mean, we've always known it was a lie, but it's still interesting to see actual proof of it.
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What a fuckhead. For a person who has video records of his daily life, you’d think he’d be more adept at keeping his lies straight.

 

[Wernology]

He chooses the UGLIEST pictures to recycle for his "memes".

Why is he using Minnesota slang now? Not exactly slang, I guess, but "ope" is really only used if you bump into something or someone and is just a weird, abbreviated version of, "Oops! Excuse me!"

Makes me wonder if he's got a MN area catfish.

 

[chantix]

I was going over the thread, and was looking at some of the notes Lucas used to leave with candy, when I discovered this: this is the only time I've seen Lucas say that he's dated three older women and three women his same age. Every other time he says four of each. I mean, we've always known it was a lie, but it's still interesting to see actual proof of it.
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I doubt that homeless people eat candy that someone tossed at them while they were sleeping. And reading scribbled paragraphs, hahha - not bothered!! Yet another sign of Lucas's "mental state". He has probably plastered the place with copies of that note.
I thought this was a phenomena that belonged to the 80's, almost like an urban legend, handwritten notes with a ton of text that no one ever read because they were totally insane and made no sense at all. You could find them at public pinboards, lamp poles and bus stops.

 

[teleméres69]

Another Instagram video from Fuhrer Werner about how all abrahamic religions are evil and how he's part of the 1% of humanity who are good. I like that he talks about not wanting to do illegal activities like smoking weed with underage women, despite being caught trying to groom a teen girl into meeting him in the park to do exactly that. He goes on with his typical incel rant about how you're a cockblock if you're hanging out with Lucas and the women are not interested in him. he also does his typical victim behavior of how he does nothing wrong and should be left alone to try and groom kids

 

[AbraCadaver]

Is this supposed to be a threat?

It's not much of a threat when it's what every woman who comes into contact with hopes he'll do.
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Lucas, holding a bag of rotten trash: “Honey you’d better come eat out of this filthy bin liner full of rotting food because if you don’t, it’s gonna disappear forever!!”

 

[dirtydeanna96]

thought this was a phenomena that belonged to the 80's, almost like an urban legend, handwritten notes with a ton of text that no one ever read because they were totally insane and made no sense at all

Yeah, in the 90's all the crazies started making websites. But now the flow of information on the net is centralized and controlled by Apple, Amazon and Facebook, and Google. Lucas has less chance of being censored, deleted, or blocked in meatspace. He probably doesn't realize this.

 

[mothman96]

If you're gonna donate to Lucas, it is better to do junk food than money he can waste on board games or things he believes can lure women. Personally I'd find the fattiest most greasy nasty shit to donate to Lucas in the hopes more people do the same so he gets more bloated. I would't be surprised if trolls donate junk food to him in the hopes it makes him fatter and kills him faster

We didn't get Lucas in a filthy tent, maybe it'll be 400+ pound Lucas waddling around in the streets.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I'm slowly making my way through all the posts (currently on page 466) but...Jesus Christ.

Lucas is a prime example of the reason my father taught me the best way to get away from a male attacker is to "grab, twist & pull" the dick & balls. He also said "Don't let go until they're on the ground or you feel a pop."

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I'm slowly making my way through all the posts (currently on page 466) but...Jesus Christ.

Lucas is a prime example of the reason my father taught me the best way to get away from a male attacker is to "grab, twist & pull" the dick & balls. He also said "Don't let go until they're on the ground or you feel a pop."

The only thing about that tidbit of advice is if you dont take them down by fucking up their nuts, you will get an an angry man with a sudden raging tard strength.

 

[WonderWino]

The only thing about that tidbit of advice is if you dont take them down by fucking up their nuts, you will get an an angry man with a sudden raging tard strength.

.....Not to mention such advice assumes the fact that there is something big enough to actually grab on to in the first place. I'm not sure if lucas qualifies in this case

 

[PrincessKidana]

.....Not to mention such advice assumes the fact that there is something big enough to actually grab on to in the first place. I'm not sure if lucas qualifies in this case

I came here to say this but it had already been said. ❤

I searched for what that could be the logo for in the back. The Montvale Hotel. Can he even afford a hotel?

 

[another idiot]

I searched for what that could be the logo for in the back. The Montvale Hotel. Can he even afford a hotel?

Taking photos in front of a hotel is free.

 

[Club Sandwich]

he's enjoying the butt of a spliff or something while enlongating his gourd by both frowning and opening his jaw. combined with the jacket, shirt, glasses, and i think we've found a new "thing" his autism has fixated on - overemphasizing facial expressions to communicate mood and sentiment without words.

what Lucas here is trying to say is "i am a homeless loser that didn't watch more than the trailers for The Big Lebowski".