Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

WinchesterPremium said:
I'm probably the second to last person you want to take fashion advice from, but going out with a nametag will only make people think that you are legitimately special needs. Like they'll come up to you and ask if you know where your mommy is because normal people don't put their names and pronouns on their head. Your hat isn't your twitter bio.
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Except "Yarrow" is such a dumbfuck name that nobody is going to assume that's her name, and I don't think people are going to want to get close enough to read her buttons - or risk being caught looking at her for more than a passing half second.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Except "Yarrow" is such a dumbfuck name that nobody is going to assume that's her name, and I don't think people are going to want to get close enough to read her buttons - or risk being caught looking at her for more than a passing half second.
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It's not considered acceptable to gawk at the sped in polite society these days.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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I have a feeling when Staph uses the term “hand-painting” she’s talking about finger painting. There’s no reason to mention you “ hand-painting” art you make. It’s implied and redundant.

ETA: This makes her art make so much sense holy shit. Does this mean she doesn’t even have brushes?? Selling shitty finger paintings? For money? GTFO.
 
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WinchesterPremium said:
I'm probably the second to last person you want to take fashion advice from, but going out with a nametag will only make people think that you are legitimately special needs. Like they'll come up to you and ask if you know where your mommy is because normal people don't put their names and pronouns on their head. Your hat isn't your twitter bio.
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an obsession with letting everyone around them know their entire life story is one of my favorite things about cows. they need everyone to know their made up pronouns, their obsessions and fandoms, and other weird personal shit. staph is a perfect specimen of this behavior.
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
TMI STEPH INFECTION TMI! :cryblood:

Also I can't imagine how painful a lightsaber up the vagoo must be! Star Wars smut is a whole 'nother level of degeneracy.
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The ass end...of a his lightsaber...

I'm going to assume she means the handle, but then again, this is Staph. Maybe getting reamed by the 'blade' end turns her on.
 
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The Fresno Nightcrawler said:
an obsession with letting everyone around them know their entire life story is one of my favorite things about cows. they need everyone to know their made up pronouns, their obsessions and fandoms, and other weird personal shit. staph is a perfect specimen of this behavior.
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Prospective board members? Which two of y'all volunteered?
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Not a desperate straight girl at all.
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These posts happening one after the other was just perfect. Thank Staph for letting the whole world know you've spent the day masturbating to Adam Driver
 
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Blonde Bomb said:
A bit off-topic, but whenever I read about Staph doing her spells or rituals, I get this image in my mind of a really low-budget Elphaba from "Wicked" performing "No Good Deed". A witch's hat made out of construction paper, a cape made out of a towel, streaky green make-up, a cheap ass notebook in place of a spell book, her parents shouting at her to "Keep it down!"

EDIT: If any artistic Kiwis want to make that happen, go for it.
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I may be tempted to take a swing at it.
 
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EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS ASEXUAL ABOUT THIS

edit: before or after I receive financial compensation for the irreversible damage to my psyche done by this post

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I mean, fucking OUCH.

Even if Staph wasn't pretending to have some kind of invisible Schroedinger's Vagina, this wouldn't work.

edit: damn you, @BoobWhiskers
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which end of this end is the ass-end??? why am I asking???
 
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A Spanner Darkly said:

which end of this end is the ass-end??? why am I asking???
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I think she's trying to make a pun as the end of a sword/lightsaber where you put your hands is called the 'butt' of the sword/lighstaber, but steph isn't nearly as clever enough to make such a smart wordplay.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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Who else is willing to bet actual dollar bills that the "two prospective board members" are her parents and she hasn't volun-told them to do it yet?

And fuck, part of me almost wishes she manages to get her own apartment or even better some roommates because that would be a fucking hysterical mess. Being roommates with her for a while would probably make people do a lot worse than pissing in her mug. But it shouldn't because no one likes disability scammers gouging the taxpayers and her poor mother would undoubtedly feel obligated to visit her every day to cook, clean, do laundry, and make sure the cat isn't horribly neglected if they trust her with him, plus they'd still be stuck bailing her out financially when she spends all her money on fuck ugly hats and can't afford necessities. Steph, you stupid dildo, if anyone thinks your dad is a saint it's because he's demonstrated that he won't evict you, let you starve, or even deprive you of frivolous luxuries despite you being a useless, insufferable sack of lard who forces his very sick wife to handle your shit. If I was him the sheriff would have thrown you out on the street with all your fucking pins like 10 years ago so you could see what being a real sex worker is like.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Even if Staph wasn't pretending to have some kind of invisible Schroedinger's Vagina, this wouldn't work.

edit: damn you, @BoobWhiskers
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Imagine the state your life has to be in when more than one person spontaneously refers to your bits by the same ridiculous nickname... within five minutes. Just imagine it.

@PolexiaAphrodisia high five my dude!
 
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A Detachable Penis said:
... is it normal that when someone relates to a character, they want to fuck them? Or is it just a Staph thing? Or a tumblrite thing?
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Its a lonely teenager thing. I think its normal to relate to fictional characters but it becomes a problem when it goes too far (kinning, thinking you ARE the character.) Same with reading smutty fics, its like a strange form of projecting and craving that. It can become extremely unhealthy when someone dwells on it constantly because come on it's a fictional character.

I mention its a lonely teen thing because its a phase most go through in their life. And we all know Staph hasn't really matured past her teen years.
 
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