Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 193 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,663
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multiverse said:
This fat, stupid, child abandoning bitch is bragging on how Rylee is getting awards at school for academic performance since she left him with an old ex boyfriend - which is proof of what a great job she's doing, in her opinion! Oh, and she doxes the ex's (John) private Instagram.
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This shit steams me. She can't let Rylee have one fucking achievement without her stealing his thunder because anything he does is because of her. How else is she supposed to soothe her ego when he starts thriving after she's out of his life?
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this is a little late and all, but this is shocking to brag about. He doesn't even live with her, and there is no indication they see each other at all. She can take zero credit for "raising" him tbh, and she made the very risky decision to leave her son with an unrelated adult man, who may or may not have an innocent reason for wanting to live with an 8th grade boy. iirc the ex boyfriend doesn't have any of his own kids, which is a huge red flag to me. The only childless adults that are okay living with random kids are supposed to get vetted through adoption programs, and it is hard to get approved for a reason. There are a lot of creeps out there. And creeps are very good at making children think that abuse is actually love, so they won't speak up about what is happening to them. I hope nothing bad is going on, but I have a hunch that this is a bad situation.
 
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Greased Pig in a Bikini (circa 2020, colorized)
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Haha haha, she looks like an adult microcephalic monster. Jesus when you are so fucking enormous you resemble an honest to god pinhead. She should just totally embrace the aesthetic with a pony tail on the very top of her teeny tiny head.
 
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its disgusting for her to brag on Rylee's grades because he only got them when he was AWAY from her. That's a bold and obnoxious person to do that. I worked with some gifted kids and they would purposely make lower grades because they hated their parents bragging about them being gifted and taking the credit for it.

Her skin is disgustingly greasy. She must be washing it in the grease vat over at the local McDonalds. No-one wants a greasy, shiny face. That's why compacts with the face powder in them have been around for centuries.
 
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IBrokeBob said:
Her skin is disgustingly greasy. She must be washing it in the grease vat over at the local McDonalds. No-one wants a greasy, shiny face. That's why compacts with the face powder in them have been around for centuries.
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She claims that her skin is “glowing” all the time, when really it’s just a greasy sheen. In order to naturally get glowing skin, you need to eat and exercise well. She overuses highlighter to get this effect, but she’s delusional if she thinks it’s sexy. Personally, Tess looks better with less makeup because it just makes her features more grotesque otherwise.
 
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IBrokeBob said:
its disgusting for her to brag on Rylee's grades because he only got them when he was AWAY from her. That's a bold and obnoxious person to do that. I worked with some gifted kids and they would purposely make lower grades because they hated their parents bragging about them being gifted and taking the credit for it.

Her skin is disgustingly greasy. She must be washing it in the grease vat over at the local McDonalds. No-one wants a greasy, shiny face. That's why compacts with the face powder in them have been around for centuries.
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I wish we could be there to see the undertaker's face when she's on their slab (probably soon), and he/she is trying to figure out how to make what's in front of him presentable for an open casket funeral.

"This big ol' bitch embalmed already, and she still this greasy!?"
 
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That suit bottom is awful. The bottom should not be gapping like that. It's going to slide into her crack because there's nothing holding the suit material to her body.
And the top has no support for her bosom at all.

The necklace she's wearing is hilarious.
Maneater. She's fat enough I believe she eats men. And children, dwarves, sofa cushions, beach balls, lost socks, and every sheet cake she can stuff into her gaping maw.
 
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