Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


In this video, Lucas tells the viewer to "shut the fuck up"....almost exactly what based Gen Z Flatbill dude told him.

Coincidence?

Also, I wonder if he's hiding in his jacket to film himself to avoid people hearing his crazy and kicking his ass.

I could see him thinking this way.

It's hysterical: his dirty, pit-stained jacket is his safe space.

Anyone who comments on his IG should tell him to "shut the fuck up, faggot!"

See if he gets it.

Edit: I just realized, this must look hilarious from the outside. You walk by, and you see a homeless man, bent over into his lap, head covered by jacket, seemingly angrily calling his penis a faggot and a bitch.
 
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Lucas's Unshaven Submission Face is the greatest pic of him ever, and my new avatar.

"Shut the fuck up FAGGOT!"

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I hope that SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT gets spammed at him from this day forward.
 
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But it looks so cooosy! Come on now, and if that offer still stands - a hundred bucks plus he buys you food, I see a win-win here 🤣

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

In this video, Lucas tells the viewer to "shut the fuck up"....almost exactly what based Gen Z Flatbill dude told him.

Coincidence?

Also, I wonder if he's hiding in his jacket to film himself to avoid people hearing his crazy and kicking his ass.

I could see him thinking this way.

It's hysterical: his dirty, pit-stained jacket is his safe space.

Anyone who comments on his IG should tell him to "shut the fuck up, faggot!"

See if he gets it.

Edit: I just realized, this must look hilarious from the outside. You walk by, and you see a homeless man, bent over into his lap, head covered by jacket, seemingly angrily calling his penis a faggot and a bitch.
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For some reason that reminds me of the scene in american werewolf in paris where andy is in the bathroom talking to his dead friend while taking a piss in a urinal and talking about how his friend 'can't just pop up and tell me what to do all the time' and then some guy comes out of one of the stalls, thinks andy is talking to his dick (cause he can't see the dead guy) and gives him a wtf look before taking off out the door

That said, something must have triggered his pulling the jacket over his head while making videos. Somebody must have flipped out on him over something he said and scared him enough to do that as a precaution. Not that it makes him look any saner. Like you said hes hunched over with a jacket over his head seemly ranting at his dick and getting agitated. I wouldn't be surprised if when hes hunched over like that and can't see whats going on around him somebody doesn't get annoyed enough to walk by and pour some coffee all over his back or something to that effect

He clearly doesn't understand how much of an absolute nutcase doing that makes him look to everyone around him
 
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WonderWino said:
For some reason that reminds me of the scene in american werewolf in paris where andy is in the bathroom talking to his dead friend while taking a piss in a urinal and talking about how his friend 'can't just pop up and tell me what to do all the time' and then some guy comes out of one of the stalls, thinks andy is talking to his dick (cause he can't see the dead guy) and gives him a wtf look before taking off out the door

That said, something must have triggered his pulling the jacket over his head while making videos. Somebody must have flipped out on him over something he said and scared him enough to do that as a precaution. Not that it makes him look any saner. Like you said hes hunched over with a jacket over his head seemly ranting at his dick and getting agitated. I wouldn't be surprised if when hes hunched over like that and can't see whats going on around him somebody doesn't get annoyed enough to walk by and pour some coffee all over his back or something to that effect

He clearly doesn't understand how much of an absolute nutcase doing that makes him look to everyone around him
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Lucas yells at lil Wern: Quit hoarding all the women, bitch!
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas's Unshaven Submission Face is the greatest pic of him ever, and my new avatar.

"Shut the fuck up FAGGOT!"

I hope that SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT gets spammed at him from this day forward.
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Right after that , he looks down and looks back up again. At the 46 mark it can be seen it sunk in the guy told him "shut up faggot" and I think he's looking to see if the guy is coming back to sock him or something.

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Gotta say, pretty pleased with where all of this is going. Soon restrictions will lift, weather will be warm, and Lucas’s RAPID mental decline and newfound hobo alcoholism will be on full display. Thousands of people will be visiting downtown Spokane in the coming months, parks will be packed. We’re already seeing people telling him to STFU, and I don’t think that’s even the beginning of what he’s about to start going through.

 
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LOL he claims he wants to go back to college to actually get a job afterwards

Also claims 'you can't study and fuck at the same time unless you study at one point in the day and then fuck and hang out with the gf at another point in the day'

Future PhD here everybody. What I wouldn't give to see him take a programming course in college. With that attitude he would go completely insane within a month and have some kind of psychotic break shortly after

 
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WonderWino said:
LOL he claims he wants to go back to college to actually get a job afterwards

Also claims 'you can't study and fuck at the same time unless you study at one point in the day and then fuck and hang out with the gf at another point in the day'

Future PhD here everybody. What I wouldn't give to see him take a programming course in college. With that attitude he would go completely insane within a month and have some kind of psychotic break shortly after

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Yeah most sane people in college manage to study, attend classes, and still have a social life or romance or whatever they want. It's not some great feat, Lucas, you ass clown.

They probably have some kind of a job, too.

This sort of thing is called "being normal".

But I forgot...

...Shut the fuck up, faggot.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Lucas is calling people who send him food bitches. Explicitly people who feed him, because they don't give him girls.

If you send him money for food or buying something from GrubHub you are officially Lucas's bitch. this is not trolling. Giving money to this disgusting fat waste of skin is not trolling.

Don't be Lucas's tool. Laugh at him, don't help him.
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Wasn't it his attempts at being a snitch that got him booted from his grotty little apartment?
 
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Wasn't it his attempts at being a snitch that got him booted from his grotty little apartment?
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Yea, that and also wanting to black mail women to get sex.
There was a young woman at the library shelter a couple of weeks ago that called him a faggot too. Could be his "street name".

Hey Lucas, Shut the fuck up faggot. It's not in the cards for you.
 
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mothman96 said:
Yea, that and also wanting to black mail women to get sex.
There was a young woman at the library shelter a couple of weeks ago that called him a faggot too. Could be his "street name".

Hey Lucas, Shut the fuck up faggot. It's not in the cards for you.
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Who called him fag at the shelter? I missed that...
 
Whoever coaxed the Unshaven Submission Face/Primate Fear Grin out of Lucas is a goddamn hero and I want to send them some GrubHub. And some of the women I've hoarded.

I wish Lucas didn't block comments. I would like to tell him

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

I hope some of his Insta and Facebook follows choose to go out gloriously and tell him

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

What a screenshot that would be
 
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