Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
Sorry to spam his shitty videos, but there's ample screaming and I HAVE AUTISM LAUGH AT ME in this one.
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We're greedy because we expect a person that we hope to have a future with to be able to support (at the very least) themselves...? How fucking stupid is he (rhetorical question.... we know he is very stupid)? It isn't about wanting someone WEALTHY. It is about wanting someone who can, at the very least, be an independent adult.
 
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Mertor said:
Seriously, I am afraid that one day Lucas is going to find my Instagram account (though he is not smart enough to do so, unles I send it to him by myself I think). You see, I am 29 year old guy who has a rather good contact with his Gen Z (you know, various events, cons etc. which I attend or sometimes even help to organize). I also worked as a teacher for quite a while, so my students are often my colleagues, so to speak. I just can't imagine what type of backlash from Lucas I would get, if he for example saw one of many photos, where I am with two or more girls xD. To clarify, they are my friends that's all (most of them have boyfriends) but reading through this, I am far more than certain, than in Lucas mind would appear a conclusion, that I fucked every single one of them. It is funny and scary at the same time.
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Congratulations dude, you're cooler than Lucas Werner!
👏👏👏
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
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haha creep mad, guess nobody's still buying him food.

0:00 "Hey niggas and negges, bitches and bitchez, dudes and dudezez, homies and homettes. Who wants to be my girlfriend?"
1:17 "It seems to me like you're all committing suicide anyways, by hooking up and hanging out."
1:54 "If I were a Democrat I would start punching in the White House! Ya know what I'm saying, like I'd be like President, BOOM BOOM BOOM! Take some Pelosi! Ya know, take some Harry Reid! BOOM BOOM BOOM!"
2:15 "There need to be more people like Yohan Omar, Bernie Sanders, AOC, that would actually say NO! The FBI and the CIA said that Trump can't be President anymore!"
2:33 "We're Democratic socialists, and we don't get all hung up on little bullshit things, like does a word offend you. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA!"
4:32: "YOU DON'T SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!"
5:21 "You wanna drink with me someday? No? BITCH!"
8:45 "I'd rather hang out with you because I'm tired of being in isolation. I know you all are hanging out, during the Covid-19, ya fuckin LIARS! LIE-HAH-HAHIERS! Send me pizza or something though, I'd appreciate that."
9:10 "GRUB HUUUHHHHHHHHBB!!! DON'T BE A BITCH!"
 
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Wow, yeah, Lucas, let's just get rid of the concept of voting and let our betters in the white house pick the president by throwing punches at each other. That wouldn't result in a Hillary presidency or anything. I mean, they already forced Hillary and now Biden in to the nomination. I think it's pretty clear by now that nothing is ever going to get Bernie into office if he tries to run as a democrat. His own party hates him more than the republican party hates Trump.
 
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PrincessKidana said:
We're greedy because we expect a person that we hope to have a future with to be able to support (at the very least) themselves...? How fucking stupid is he (rhetorical question.... we know he is very stupid)? It isn't about wanting someone WEALTHY. It is about wanting someone who can, at the very least, be an independent adult.
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He is under the impression that if someone supports a political party that wants to raise the minimum wage or give better access to healthcare, that means they should also suck smelly homeless dick.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
He's back to bitching about our greed. Good. His face also looks noticeably puffy again too.
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That first video is nothing more than the incoherent ramblings of a schizophrenic.

And as far as the second video... Lucas, capitalism is the reason you are fed, clothed and, even though homeless, still get a cot and a roof over your head at night. Not to mention a free goddamn smartphone you ramble into obsessively every day. In any other place and time you’d be dead already.
 
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"I see no reason to.. uhh.. not approach life in a way... that is scientific. And I want fertility. And younger women are hot. Are hotter. And you can have babies with them and have sex with them and everyone says it's the best sex. That's all science too. Cause I can bring up studies if you want to be bored."

Yes, please show me the study that proves younger women are hotter. And the study that proves everyone says sex with younger women is the best sex. Because I've heard otherwise quite a few times and probably think otherwise myself, actually.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Sadly, I am not cooler than Lucas Werner. Seen him in his donation shades?

Jealous. So very, hella jealous.
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Careful, now. He’s going to read that and think you’re serious since he’s too dumb to know when people are laughing with him or laughing at him.
 
Poop Chute said:
He is under the impression that if someone supports a political party that wants to raise the minimum wage or give better access to healthcare, that means they should also suck smelly homeless dick.
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I think it's more the idea that if someone, somewhere, is getting their dick sucked, then what about Lucas? He deserves a dick sucking, too, even if he's got a loathsome, limp nub. Refusal to share dick sucks is greed, and capitalism, and Christianity--all bad things that keep his desires unfulfilled. So if you don't like capitalism, obviously you must agree that it's only fair that Lucas gets his dick sucked.
 
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Why is his mouth so moist?
And I can only imagine what the vile liquid spewing out of him smells like.
Raw sewage maybe?
 
Fatal Walter said:
Yes, please show me the study that proves younger women are hotter. And the study that proves everyone says sex with younger women is the best sex. Because I've heard otherwise quite a few times and probably think otherwise myself, actually.
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The study proves that Lucas has super sperm and all the 18-24 Gen Z chicks need to fuck him right now. If you don't agree, you're a bigot, agephobe, classist and greedy. And you're blocked. Fuck you.
 
Trainwreck said:
Why do I feel he is under a bridge with his coat over himself? Or in an alley? Either way, Lucas is 100% looking like a stereotypical dirty, smelly hobo.

ETA- I didn't even notice that cut. Maybe he's hiding from someone?
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I think it’s a frayed thread from whatever he’s using as a pillow.

Lukey has truly fallen lower than I expected him to in such a short spice of time.

Who knows? Maybe his fate will be for his bloated corpse to be found under a bridge in a filthy tent. Finger and thumb still clasped around his tiny dick
 
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