Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Probably in some parking lot with his coat over his head like the creep we all know he is. For a man who claims to shower daily, his face is extremely filthy, even for being homeless. Still making incel rants about being single while homeless, the fact he's made it to 40 is still surprising with how genuinely stupid he is
Trainwreck said:
Why do I feel he is under a bridge with his coat over himself? Or in an alley? Either way, Lucas is 100% looking like a stereotypical dirty, smelly hobo.

ETA- I didn't even notice that cut. Maybe he's hiding from someone?
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If people keep donating him junk food, with his lack of exercise and constant gorging, there's a good chance Lucas' death will be from a heart attack due to how obese he is. Probably in the middle of a video he's recording when he's getting worked up about being single for 9 years
BowlOfDick said:
I think it’s a frayed thread from whatever he’s using as a pillow.

Lukey has truly fallen lower than I expected him to in such a short spice of time.

Who knows? Maybe his fate will be for his bloated corpse to be found under a bridge in a filthy tent. Finger and thumb still clasped around his tiny dick
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Lucas is calling people who send him food bitches. Explicitly people who feed him, because they don't give him girls.

If you send him money for food or buying something from GrubHub you are officially Lucas's bitch. this is not trolling. Giving money to this disgusting fat waste of skin is not trolling.

Don't be Lucas's tool. Laugh at him, don't help him.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Lucas is calling people who send him food b******. If you send him money for food or buying something from GrubHub you are officially Lucas's b**** this is not trolling
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Lucas is apparently incapable of understanding the phrase 'don't bite the hand that feeds you' in this case quite literally. He calls everyone else 'less than animals' but even a dog knows not to bite or otherwise alienate people who feed it. Lucas takes food and then tries to belittle people who feed him

So who is it who is 'less than an animal' again?

That'll totally end well
 
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WonderWino said:
Lucas is apparently incapable of understanding the phrase 'don't bite the hand that feeds you' in this case quite literally. He calls everyone else 'less than animals' but even a dog knows not to bite or otherwise alienate people who feed it. Lucas takes food and then tries to belittle people who feed him

So who is it who is 'less than an animal' again?

That'll totally end well
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Its not the first time, either.

He accused the staff at the library shelter of breaking covid-19 rules. Earlier he had attacked the staff of presumably christians at the shelter that he got food at daily, calling them all manner of slurs and epithets. He had a place at Pioneer Place and he bit that hand, too. He's an utter moron.

Lucas is too stupid to understand something that a dog can understand which is not to attack the source that's putting food in his stomach. And this despite the fact that Lucas loves to gorge on food, it's the one pleasure in his life that he actually has, and he's still going to attack the source of his binging. Because for Lucas feeling Superior to someone is more important than logic or a full stomach.

The next time Lucas is going on and on about how much of a Super Genius scientist he is, just remember that he can't get down the basic fact: "don't bite the hand that feeds you".
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He accused the staff at the library shelter of breaking covid-19 rules. Earlier he had attacked the staff of presumably christians at the shelter that he got food at daily, calling them all manner of slurs and epithets. He had a place at Pioneer Place and he bit that hand, too. He's an utter moron.
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It's odd how he can rave at Christians when at this point they're the only people who are willing to help him.
 
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The thing that pisses me off most about him, and this video is the perfect example of this, is that he goes on and on about how much of a feminist he is but then he rants about how guys are telling them to avoid him.

No, Lucas. We are able to come to the conclusion that you are fucking horrifying all on our own. We are capable of thinking for ourselves. This is why we are repulsed by you. You did this to yourself. Good job, you.

 
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Seems like Lucas is in a race between getting arrest or getting his ass kicked, possibly both. He is seething with these latest videos. At some point his anger is going to rear up at the wrong target.

As an aside, is there nothing more convoluted than Lucas’s latest diatribes saying Jesus was a violent person? It could only come from his particular brand of schizoid thought.
 
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"I'm all for you screwing up your life, away from me I'm good with that. I'm not gonna tattle tale on you like a snitch"
Kinda ironic given how badly you've fucked up your own life to the point of being homeless at 40 Lucas. And your claim at not being a snitch would be more effective if you didn't post about trying to blackmail people for sex
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Its not the first time, either.

He accused the staff at the library shelter of breaking covid-19 rules. Earlier he had attacked the staff of presumably christians at the shelter that he got food at daily, calling them all manner of slurs and epithets. He had a place at Pioneer Place and he bit that hand, too. He's an utter moron.

Lucas is too stupid to understand something that a dog can understand which is not to attack the source that's putting food in his stomach. And this despite the fact that Lucas loves to gorge on food, it's the one pleasure in his life that he actually has, and he's still going to attack the source of his binging. Because for Lucas feeling Superior to someone is more important than logic or a full stomach.

The next time Lucas is going on and on about how much of a Super Genius scientist he is, just remember that he can't get down the basic fact: "don't bite the hand that feeds you".
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Trainwreck said:
Hahaha. At 42 seconds in someone told him to "shut the fuck up faggot". I am betting it was the dreaded flat bill holding hands with three girls as they make their way into the park for an orgy in the sun.
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Holyshit! if you hadn't mentioned to this, I wouldn't have heard it in the background. That is amazing. A guy walks by and tell Lucas to "shut the fuck up faggot!" , and Lucas looks up like a puppy who's just been called to get a treat. With a big smile.

Take a guess as to whether he actually responds to the guy.

(And your first guess doesn't count)

The lesson here is, Lucas can call his phone a bitch a million times, but when it comes to IRL interactions, he's still the coward we've always known him to be. But he sure can curse at his phone. And flick off his phone.

Here's him looking at the guy:
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TFW you realize you're not as tough as you pretend to be aka "Please don't hurt me, Daddy!"
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Holyshit! if you hadn't mentioned to this, I wouldn't have heard it in the background. That is amazing. A guy walks by and tell Lucas to "shut the fuck up faggot!" , and Lucas looks up like a puppy who's just been called to get a treat. With a big smile.

Take a guess as to whether he actually responds to the guy.

(And your first guess doesn't count)

The lesson here is, Lucas can call his phone a bitch a million times, but when it comes to IRL interactions, he's still the coward we've always known him to be. But he sure can curse at his phone. And flick off his phone.

Here's him looking at the guy:
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TFW you realize you're not as tough as you pretend to be aka "Please don't hurt me, Daddy!"
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What video is it?
 
"You Might Be a Hater"
Hey Lucas said:
What video is it?
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Everyone knows Lucas is a cowardly little bitch in person, glad someone called him out on it though, nice soy boy face Lucas. I see the open sores have returned, again
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Holyshit! if you hadn't mentioned to this, I wouldn't have heard it in the background. That is amazing. A guy walks by and tell Lucas to "shut the fuck up faggot!" , and Lucas looks up like a puppy who's just been called to get a treat. With a big smile.

Take a guess as to whether he actually responds to the guy.

(And your first guess doesn't count)

The lesson here is, Lucas can call his phone a bitch a million times, but when it comes to IRL interactions, he's still the coward we've always known him to be. But he sure can curse at his phone. And flick off his phone.

Here's him looking at the guy:
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TFW you realize you're not as tough as you pretend to be aka "Please don't hurt me, Daddy!"
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Okay... he posts this shit, but in reality: he IS looking, he IS worried, he IS rushing. No "love" is going to find him because he is repulsive. He doesn't have "forever" to go. Given his health and his eating/exercise habits, he has maybe ten good years left. Even if, by some ridiculous miracle, he was able to brainwash a "zoomerbae" into being with him... even if he was able to impregnate her, he wouldn't survive long enough to see the child mature (which is probably good because if said child were female, he would probably try hitting on it when it began to have menstruation... we all know family isn't off limits to him).
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