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Even if he's taking a shower, he regularly wears shirts he's sweating in 3-6 days in a row so it doesn't really matter.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Has anyone checked out Lucas's music? He has some outrageously awful original compositions like "Teenage Bondage."
I can't describe his singing, other than it's 100% Lucas autism.
It's kind of funny, but doesn't bear a second listen. Or even a first one.
Autobiography? An insight into his inner life? A glimpse of his bitter teenage years as a fat, despised creep?
I can't describe his singing, other than it's 100% Lucas autism.
It's kind of funny, but doesn't bear a second listen. Or even a first one.
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Has anyone checked out Lucas's music? He has some outrageously awful original compositions like "Teenage Bondage."
Autobiography? An insight into his inner life? A glimpse of his bitter teenage years as a fat, despised creep?
I can't describe his singing, other than it's 100% Lucas autism.
It's kind of funny, but doesn't bear a second listen. Or even a first one.
The flat, dead voice and awful phrasing are...bad, my god, who told him he had talent in this area?
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Lucas' best hit didn't make the album
LeeLoo
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Could not agree more. The fact that someone might send this steaming pile of MRSA and farts so much as a saltine cracker irks the shit out of me. If Wernology has taught us anything, it’s that kindness has the opposite effect on our gourd-faced subject. It doesn’t make him feel gratitude, it makes him feel entitled and superior.
No, no it doesn't eat my soul Lucas. You are what you are. A homeless insane pedo living the miserable life you deserve.
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Being homeless really doesn't seem to bother him, as long as he has enough GrubHub to gorge on, and free food to back it up with.
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Yes Lucas, some women are whores. But you'll never be a millionaire, and you'll never have a girlfriend. Doesn't that just eat your soul?
Seriously, I am afraid that one day Lucas is going to find my Instagram account (though he is not smart enough to do so, unles I send it to him by myself I think). You see, I am 29 year old guy who has a rather good contact with his Gen Z (you know, various events, cons etc. which I attend or sometimes even help to organize). I also worked as a teacher for quite a while, so my students are often my colleagues, so to speak. I just can't imagine what type of backlash from Lucas I would get, if he for example saw one of many photos, where I am with two or more girls xD. To clarify, they are my friends that's all (most of them have boyfriends) but reading through this, I am far more than certain, than in Lucas mind would appear a conclusion, that I fucked every single one of them. It is funny and scary at the same time.
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Nobody who knows Lucas believes for a second he showers daily, he wasn't doing it before the pandemic when he had a roof over his head, the only way to get him to do it would be under threat of being kicked out of whatever shelter he's leeching off if he didn't. And I seriously doubt he does laundry either, he wears the same fat guy shirts and pants for almost a week at a time, and he doesn't seem to own that many different clothes given all of his are likely homeless donations
Feeding Lucas unhealthy fatty greasy foods makes sense, you get to make him make an ass of himself and make him that little bit fatter and probably give him a heart attack. I kinda wish someone would give him pizza and burgers every day for a month, we all know he'd eat it, and it would be fun watching how bloated he'd get while ranting how he is still cute and desirable and making more effort into photoshopping his photos than actually losing weight.
Feeding Lucas unhealthy fatty greasy foods makes sense, you get to make him make an ass of himself and make him that little bit fatter and probably give him a heart attack. I kinda wish someone would give him pizza and burgers every day for a month, we all know he'd eat it, and it would be fun watching how bloated he'd get while ranting how he is still cute and desirable and making more effort into photoshopping his photos than actually losing weight.
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Shut up, ya twat. No one cares that you have pictures of yourself with other people.
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LeeLoo
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Interesting. A week ago he made another stupid WernMeme wearing that bitchin’ bandana and going on about his millionaire dollar idea of making videos with a girlfriend. When someone commented “isn’t money evil?” he replies we all need money. Now I get it. When the rest of us have it, we’re capitalist oligarch pigs. But Lucas, like everything else, is entitled to money. God, how can there still not be a video of him getting punched???
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>"I did laundry and I shower daily."
>Wears the same dirty shirt for the second day in a row.
>Wears the same dirty shirt for the second day in a row.
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Lucas projecting again.
His greed unsatisfied: "You're all wicked and greedy."
His greed satisfied: "I deserve this."
TIL that diabetes can cause puffiness. When the diabetic does not exercise self care, they may suffer kidney damage which can lead to swelling of the face.
Drinking alcohol and gorging on unhealthy foods are probably great for a diabetic's blood sugar.
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I just love that he assumes men can "share" these women with him. He constantly compares women to money and other forms of what he perceives to be wealth. Women are not inanimate objects. They cannot simply be given to someone else. They aren't property that is hoarded. Fucking hell, he is stupid.
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Agreed that viewing women as a resource to be hoarded or shared is really weird.
Long ago, when Lucas had a friend, this friend had a girlfriend and knew lots of women. Lucas couldn't talk to girls, and when he tried he was mocked. Lucas was outraged that his friend didn't "share" the women, essentially act as a pimp and hook him up. He felt that as a friend, he was obligated to. It made quite an impression on him.
He still thinks this way.
Lucas is the kid in class who feels that everyone must share everything with him. It's not right for you to enjoy something if he doesn't get it, too. Got a cookie? What about Lucas? Got money? What about Lucas? Know girls? Share them with Lucas.
He is accustomed to being handed things and feels he deserves it all. Whateve he wants. And what he wants most is a "smart pretty interesting girl" to impregnate with a daughter and anally torture.
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One thing you learn from years of studying Wernology is that this is more than just mere hypocrisy but is additionally rooted in a deep, deep jealousy and resentment over things he wants but doesn't/can't have.
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