Do people realize think the Killstream is good religious programming?
PPP talked about how the Killstream was for good morale christians or some weird shit like that during his take on the dick leaks. Like did anyone really think that ever? Ralph and the rest strike me as the usual millennial immoral atheists. The Killstream was never about morality like he claims, outside of its own manufactured one about flagging. besides that it was really anything goes, even plate gang bullshit.
Also do people really think Dick is as famous as Clooney? Its pretty apparent Dick is a nobody in LA, he lives in a 2-3 bedroom house with garage/guest house, the sort that would be considered a middle class style home and he still works his other job to pay for it. he's literally living on the fringes of LA, IIRC
And a big problem i'm having is that we all have different definitions of CHAD, Dick is as pathetic and stupid as any PUA from the 2000s, we all already knew this outside of fanboys, so it should be obvious that he would grovel for pussy despite his wild claims[which i also don't understand, he has said way fewer stories about getting laid than fucking Ethan Ralph as far as i know, he wouldn't be america's wingman if he didn't need every underhanded trick to get laid]. Dick's been with the same woman for 5 years now and she clearly isn't that picky when it comes to looks considering she was with maddox this entire time. she probably tells her friends she settled with him. Dick also is notoriously submissive in his personal life and even admits it, he doesn't even pick his own food at restaurants. his fucking girlfriend does it for him. That's something Michael Ian Black, an obnoxious lefty raised by two lesbians, considers an emasculating thing he would lash out at someone for doing to him. People seem to forget Dick is a relic from the 2000s when that whole bro-culture and jokingly saying faggy things was considered cool a la Tosh.0 [i could see Dick having a fun time dressed all in pink at a tea party for laughs too]. Dick calls it goss and dresses like a faggot and has long hair and does pilates because being a delicate little princess while talking about how men are better than women has been his whole persona for over a decade.
Dick getting in a fight at the protest that's something quite telling about that too, about how this rando instantly saw that Dick and his band of ironic faggots as not quite fitting in, he took one look at this guy with long hair hanging with other guys from his zumba class wearing trump hats and instantly thought they were there to make asses of the whole protest, which means even a neutral observer takes one look at Dick and who he surrounds himself with and understands he's there to manipulate someone or something, even moreso than the average douchebag in LA. Which really ties it all together how only the un-aware or stupider types could really buy into his whole persona. He's admitted quite a lot how impossible it is for him to find people willing to work with him in the comedy scene, and the fact that he can't find newsbabes beyond a handful even with him saying he's paying, should really trigger some red flags there too, especially when most entry-level woman actresses and comedians will work for $50-100 on any dumb podcast. He's essentially like Jeff Lowe from Tiger King, only trailer trash like Ethan or Exotic would buy into his persona as a big shot from the southwest here to save the day. It should have been obvious to even the killstream krew when the stories of his and Matt's meeting were different that this snake will be anyone to anyone if it advantageous for him. he 100% did like matt said and reconciled, only to treat him the way a punk girl treats the nerdy guy after she fucks him and he tells people about it.
Futhermore just going after Dick is pointless, i guess in the Jeb Bush style life PPP has lived he never interacted with this type of person/bullying. but it goes exactly like how it went on that "lost episode" They mock you for things they themselves have done, they interrupt you and then tell you to stop interrupting, they use childish insults and talk loud over you. and they do it BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS. Its like the Destiny Debate with dick all over again, he does that because he understands that just like high school, he only has to cater to people who will already be on his side, so he doesn't have to fight even remotely fair. And when people watch the replay, depending on who's side that person is on, it will decide who they side with. And when people already don't like you, or prefer the other guy to you. you're fucked. regardless of what happens. even mocking jesse for his intro was pretty normal. Nothing of what Dick has done should surprise you because he's been portraying himself as a scumbag. Jesse did bring up a few points, like the audio issues, but the rest was a waste of time, and even Dick admitted literally in his first comments how Jesse's own sperging saved Dick. Jesse really couldn't figure out a proper answer to "why do you care?" also Oddguy's info about the guy's previous antics really sour any information this guy has.
Lastly Jim only got involved because Jesse essentially used him as a way to force himself onto the show, there isn't a single fucking reason he couldnt have just called in also if he called in Ethan couldn't have fucked with his audio. and him spamming everyones twitter doesn't ingrain him to anyone, even PPP should know that. obviously he did get one over on Jim, but considering it's leading to a spotlight on his own autism it's not going to be seen as worth it by the end of the month.
Y'know, after thinking about it, Dick's joke that he only brings women on to hit on them doesn't seem like so much a joke anymore.
I wonder how many of his female guests he's done this with?
you really thought that was a joke? Do you really think he brings women on to read the news because of some other reason?
