🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Wait what dick flew in a married girl and tried stealing her away from her husband and proclaims himself as a chad? Thats some of the most cucked shit i have ever heard of... Thats some romance dime store level shit.
If it was just about the pussy he could have gone out to a local bar/ used tinder and found a chick? Dick is in shape right, hes got a ton of cash to show off right? The amount of girls with daddy issues in la is probably higher then normal chicks, so if he was interested in something else then a relationship that would be super a super easy solution. Hell in L.A they are a bunch of whores anyway and probably wouldn't mind another chick.

Holy shit Dick is so defensive in those clips, those dms really hit him in a sore spot. If Jesse wasnt such a sperging exceptional individual he could have serious gold here. I like how ibs is essentially that mean girls click from every highschool ever.
We Have daxy the most popular girl at school repugnant but she got to the top of the totem pole by completly demolshing the former cheerleader. Very loud and obnoxious.
Then we have Rachel now rachel is the type of girl Daxy normaly wouldnt be seen around fat and stupid but her parents are really rich and have a nice pool where they can host partys. Rachel also has two even uglier and dumber friends that constantly hang around her to make her self seem like a normal human.
We also got Danielle the chilean girl, she isnt funny but gets to hang around with the cool chicks beacuse she laughs at all of their jokes even when they bomb.



I never understood before why he keeps exceptional individuals like Ralph around but now its crystal clear, new project two is a way too keep Ralph, Jim, Null and pesos on a short leash as defense/attack dogs.


Is Dick going full Matt now? Flagging embarrassing shit about himself?
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Here’s what I don’t get about newproject2... doesn’t Dick make all of his money from patreon? What’s stopping them from just deplatforming him and making newproject a money waster?
 
It's interesting how Flamenco has a following of his own and seemingly insulated or hardened from any potential fallout on the Killstream. Bibble seems like the best/closest to normal/cool one of them now, but I'm getting some Tonka vibes.

There's a reason you can still make voice calls with your mobile, not just send text messages. Voice calls are a lot less likely to leak and it's much less legal to leak them. And they're interactive so you're less likely to say something which doesn't land.
It's also much more intimate to talk rather than exchange text messages making it a much better medium for intimate conversations and sappy lines.

I think the most important thing to remember is most guys have said sappy shit like this to women, but the kicker is he was doing this for a married 35 year old woman thousands of miles away which most likely meant everything he was saying was genuine. Its one thing trying to just fuck a girl in the same city and saying shit like this but when you are flying across state lines for pussy its pretty pathetic.
As it's probably been said before, what Dick said in those texts isnt anything special or out of the ordinary, its the dumb shit you say to make a woman actually want anything to do with you.

Dick, Jim, and the Guntguard are a Mean Girls-tier clique now and its pretty depressing/funny. Here's hoping it precipitates some more meltdowns.

I'm officially nostalgic for the IBS apocolypse stream. Zoom has a zinger on Ethan about his small penis that was fucking funny but its buried in 6hrs of an autistic inferno.
WTF is with people saying this is "normal?" No it isn't. Have you guys ever been in relationships, or is it true that KF is just full of virgins that read that one Tucker Max book and never got over it / actually thought it was real? Do people make a fool of themselves trying to get laid and say cringey things? Of course, but this is pretty beyond the pale and sustained over a long period of time. It's downright hilarious, and the circumstances surrounding it make it even more so plus a bit sad. Not so bad as to ruin his career or anything, but more than enough for a weekend of laughs at his expense.

They had the perfect cast to roast dick for an hour and call it there, but instead they tried to dickshield with their greasy gunt and managed to cause a hernia.

Did his fans really think he got into a girl's pants by marching up to them and doing an angry rant about the changes made between pokemon generations?
If it was delivered well, this would work though. It isn't hard to get laid if you make an average amount of money and are more attractive than average, 2 things Dax more than meets the criteria for. His approach is something a Jr. highschooler imagines saying to a girl he wants to seduce and says a lot about him. Dax is a party-guy. Why doesn't he just do it the old fashioned way and start hanging onto an 8ball of blow if he wants bimbos to participate in 3 ways so bad?
 
Ralph kicked that caller that called him out for his cringe TikTok girl very fast lol. Sounds like Ralph also really fucked up thinking that Black Hebrew Israelite would wanna debate Bronx Blogger on homosexuality.

WTF is with people saying this is "normal?" No it isn't. Have you guys ever been in relationships, or is it true that KF is just full of virgins that read that one Tucker Max book and never got over it / actually thought it was real? Do people make a fool of themselves trying to get laid and say cringey things? Of course, but this is pretty beyond the pale and sustained over a long period of time. It's downright hilarious, and the circumstances surrounding it make it even more so plus a bit sad. Not so bad as to ruin his career or anything, but more than enough for a weekend of laughs at his expense.
I get the impression that a lot of people haven't read the text messages because 99.99% of guys haven't tried to force some weird love triangle between two women that hated each other and then kicked one of the women (80s girl?) out to live in his truck for like a day and then have the vehicle detailed because it disgusted him so much. Nothing about that is normal, even among degenerates like Dick.

The Ralph crowd is the one to say "well any guy would do X, Y, Z cringe thing to sleep with a woman" and that talking point is meant to gloss over the entire situation so people don't read the texts to see how fucking weird the texts are.
They had the perfect cast to roast dick for an hour and call it there, but instead they tried to dickshield with their greasy gunt and managed to cause a hernia.
Exactly. Let's not forget that Ralph tweeted out about maybe doing a paypig episode reading the texts with Dick after probably seeing people on the farms talk about how cringe that show was. He also probably proposed that because then he could have plausible deniability for laughing at Dick over the situation with the entire thing being behind a paypig wall so most people wouldn't even here it. It would also then probably be prerecorded, which is something Dick is used to. There'd be no live audience roasting either.


Legit no one would care about this if Ralph hadn't guntshielded so hard. It's the best example of guntshielding I've seen yet. Had this been anyone else, they would have been roasting the guy.
 
I get the impression that a lot of people haven't read the text messages because 99.99% of guys haven't tried to force some weird love triangle between two women that hated each other and then kicked one of the women (80s girl?) out to live in his truck for like a day and then have the vehicle detailed because it disgusted him so much. Nothing about that is normal, even among degenerates like Dick.

The Ralph crowd is the one to say "well any guy would do X, Y, Z cringe thing to sleep with a woman" and that talking point is meant to gloss over the entire situation so people don't read the texts to see how fucking weird the texts are.
I didn't even include that in my thinking/post because as far as I can tell it's a he said/she said (I do tend to more or less believe her since he is a lolbert eceleb and all but have no sympathy for someone who cheated and left their husband). I was only even referring to the verified texts.

Legit no one would care about this if Ralph didn't guntshield so hard. It's the best example of guntshielding I've seen yet. Had this been anyone else, they would have been roasting the guy.
Ralph threw his Gunt on Dax to protect him with a thick layer of blubber but ended up crushing him with its immense weight.
 
It's interesting how Flamenco has a following of his own and seemingly insulated or hardened from any potential fallout on the Killstream. Bibble seems like the best/closest to normal/cool one of them now, but I'm getting some Tonka vibes.

Thinking about this for a second, the only games I know that Flamenco has definitely streamed are dragon quest and fire emblem. Jrpgs and jsrpgs are probably the perfect fit for his autism to do live

I have dipped into Bibble's solo streams lately with all the extra lockdown time. He is as normal as possible for a man for whom gamergate never ended. Absolutely the most personable and laid back of the bunch, but I would now be completely unsurprised if at some point he sprays spaghetti all over dlive and entropy
 
Legitimately the only way to hear Jesse's audio since everyone was talking over him. And I guess the only way to hear this episode because Ralph's fatass took it down. Stream starts 8:52

Before the stream he basically confirms he knew they would yell over him the entire time 😒

Well fuck just learned dicks girl was/is a cam whore. Can't wait for one of her students to show their parents her only fans.
 
After listening to the PPP stream on this I think he really has a point about the fast response from all parties. That really seems strange they all show up (especially jim) with the quickness. This isn't an immediate killing blow but I do think dick's days are numbered from here. To paraphrase a great line from The Limey: "dick isn't specific enough to be a person, he's a vibe." Well I think the vibe may be changing here. You don't have to know who farted for it to ruin the party and likewise you don't have to know every detail of the leaks to get something is off here.
 
Jessie's audio is much better. He sounds less like a faggot. Dick's yelling sounds more forced. And they all sound like some clucking chorus trying to laugh it off.
This is an amazing crash course in how volume and projecting yourself adds to charisma. Every little jab they throw at him sounds fucking gay, like Dick saying he sounds like he has a small dick because his volume is low sounds so fucking weak.

The quick response thing is also very skeptic-y as people have noticed. I remember hearing they'd have little skype rooms to coordinate from someone like Harmful Opinions.
 
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The quick response thing is also very skeptic-y as people have noticed. I remember hearing they'd have little skype rooms to coordinate from someone like Harmful Opinions.
If true this just makes it even funnier that the people who made a big deal out of the skeptics doing this type of shit, then an even bigger deal out of Donga doing this type of shit get outed as doing exactly the same gay op tactics as the a-fore-mentioned spergs. At this stage you can't get angry about it you just have to laugh at people screwing up what they had going by doing exactly the same thing they criticized others for. It's like watching others play Russian Roullette with loaded automatic pistol, laughing when they inevitably blow their brains out before picking up that same gun to play your own game of Russian Roullette.
 
I miss Ethan being ITT. If you miss that too just imagine he was here.

Efan Ralph said:
Guys, why do you care so much where Dick puts his dick? Yall gay or sumpin? Yall must be obsessed with Dick's dick for him to live in your minds rent-free like this. Yall just some dick-sessed haturs.

It's not like Dick has made a career out of being a dick, or an entire podcast predicated on his dick's adventures.

Yall crazy.

Mundane Matt is less pathetic than you. Remember when I blew out Matt? That was two years ago but people need to remember that. Matt is totally relevant even today. Also, I went to jail.
 
I miss Ethan being ITT. If you miss that too just imagine he was here.

Guys, why do you care so much where Dick puts his dick? Yall gay or sumpin? Yall must be obsessed with Dick's dick for him to live in your minds rent-free like this. Yall just some dick-sessed haturs.

It's not like Dick has made a career out of being a dick, or an entire podcast predicated on his dick's adventures.

Yall crazy.

Mundane Matt is less pathetic than you. Remember when I blew out Matt? Also, I went to jail.
Unironically agree. Imagine aligning with the caricature of a soy filled cuck Jesse of PodAwful fame, and the fact these people exist on Kiwifarms.
 
After listening to the PPP stream on this I think he really has a point about the fast response from all parties. That really seems strange they all show up (especially jim) with the quickness. This isn't an immediate killing blow but I do think dick's days are numbered from here. To paraphrase a great line from The Limey: "dick isn't specific enough to be a person, he's a vibe." Well I think the vibe may be changing here. You don't have to know who farted for it to ruin the party and likewise you don't have to know every detail of the leaks to get something is off here.
PPP stream is getting up there in view count. Almost half the views of any current dick video
 
Unironically agree. Imagine aligning with the caricature of a soy filled cuck Jesse of PodAwful fame, and the fact these people exist on Kiwifarms.

He might be a soy filled cuck, but that just makes this whole episode that much funnier.

As @instythot put it:

I think you may misunderstand this whole place. I'm going to enjoy laughing at both of them.

It's not a team sport, it's equal opportunity mockery.

Legitimately the only way to hear Jesse's audio since everyone was talking over him. And I guess the only way to hear this episode because Ralph's fatass took it down. Stream starts 8:52

Before the stream he basically confirms he knew they would yell over him the entire time 😒

Someone really, really needs to archive that. Youtube-dl is fucking up for me so I can't get it atm.

Nevermind, hopped on my old laptop and got it up on mega and saved to this pc in case it gets flagged. For whatever reason it wouldn't let me just upload it directly to the Farms, so if anyone could figure that out that'd be great. I recommend downloading it in case it gets copyright flagged from there. Holy fucking shit is my old laptop slow.
 
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Jessie's audio is much better. He sounds less like a faggot. Dick's yelling sounds more forced. And they all sound like some clucking chorus trying to laugh it off.
This is an amazing crash course in how volume and projecting yourself adds to charisma. Every little jab they throw at him sounds fucking gay, like Dick saying he sounds like he has a small dick because his volume is low sounds so fucking weak.

The quick response thing is also very skeptic-y as people have noticed. I remember hearing they'd have little skype rooms to coordinate from someone like Harmful Opinions.

Even sounding like less of a faggot, Jesse is still prime gloryhole grade faggot. Imagine being Jamie Lynn Hughes, talking to Jesse about "Hey, I got something big that could destroy Dax Masterson in the right hands" and walking away from the initial conversation thinking "yes, this is the man I will entrust with my mission of revenge". No fucking wonder she occasionally fell for Dax's obvious, cringy and frankly incompetent PUA lines

This next part is not for the general thread, but for the regulars in a different thread and the self proclaimed monarch of a chan board:

See what a difference good audio makes? Seriously. Take the technical advice given the next time you stream and fix that shit
 
It isn't really, even the Guntguard or Jim won't go so far as to condone Dick's obsession with going after taken women

I see people saying this and I'll give you JLH - not Dick's finest hour - and maybe you know more than me. But 80s Girl had been broken up with Maddox for years so she wasn't taken. Has a pattern of going after taken women actually been established? You're probably right - I just don't know what the cases are that make people say it.

Maddox is a person, he also told people to go after some far-right wing bigot on ep.7 of the dick show, and while he's not personally flagging this shit

He personally emailed that bar in LA as recently as a couple of months ago. I doubt he's going to suddenly stop getting his hands dirty after years of this, even if he believes he has plausible deniability; there were new "leaked" Maddox texts right after the Killstream appearance.

Also Jesse has gone from "I haven't talked to Maddox for years" to "I don't talk to Maddox that much any more".

he has his own plate gang doing this on his behalf like Ethan did.

Sure. Although Maddox himself shouldn't be let off the hook if that's the case.

Josh is a massive dickfan and spazed the fuck out last time that thread gained traction (Sure he tought it was a gayop but still at the time to me it seemed homosexual to the highest degree.)

The gay ops were obvious before they were mentioned by Null. You can prove that only talking about the multiple brand new accounts either just doxing 80s Girl (for the hundredth time) or going in a few posts from "hey guize former dick supporter here wats this about polyamory LOL" to "FUCK YOU DICK YOU DIDNT WIN ANYTHING". There were at least 2 separate photos of a guy's arsehole among accounts getting banned. Also a lot of the stuff around it happened in the Maddox thread and was moved to the Dick thread as a containment measure to try to preserve a pretty good 350 page thread. It was gay ops, please let's not try to pretend it wasn't. The most charitable reading possible is that it was all one extremely persistent guy doing all of the gay ops. A more likely reading in my opinion is that it was Jesse and his Discord spergs with maybe even Maddox himself involved. After all, it's not like Maddox has given anyone a reason to believe he's above it - and he has given us plenty of reason to believe he's not.
 
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I see people saying this and I'll give you JLH - not Dick's finest hour - and maybe you know more than me. But 80s Girl had been broken up with Maddox for years so she wasn't taken. Has a pattern of going after taken women actually been established? You're probably right - I just don't know what the cases are that make people say it.



He personally emailed that bar in LA as recently as a couple of months ago. I doubt he's going to suddenly stop getting his hands dirty after years of this, even if he believes he has plausible deniability; there were new "leaked" Maddox texts right after the Killstream appearance.

Also Jesse has gone from "I haven't talked to Maddox for years" to "I don't talk to Maddox that much any more".



Sure. Although Maddox himself shouldn't be let off the hook if that's the case.



The gay ops were obvious before they were mentioned by Null. You can prove that only talking about the multiple brand new accounts either just doxing 80s Girl (for the hundredth time) or going in a few posts from "hey guize former dick supporter here wats this about polyamory LOL" to "FUCK YOU DICK YOU DIDNT WIN ANYTHING". There were at least 2 separate photos of a guy's arsehole among accounts getting banned. Also a lot of the stuff around it happened in the Maddox thread and was moved to the Dick thread as a containment measure to try to preserve a pretty good 350 page thread. It was gay ops, please let's not try to pretend it wasn't. The most charitable reading possible is that it was all one extremely persistent guy doing all of the gay ops. A more likely reading in my opinion is that it was Jesse and his Discord spergs with maybe even Maddox himself involved. After all, it's not like Maddox has given anyone a reason to believe he's above it - and he has given us plenty of reason to believe he's not.

Ain't nobody going Maddox stan here. Dick hilariously acting like a moron who doesn't know how the internet, especially the part of the internet he makes a living in, works is new and worth discussing. Maddox, while pathetic, hasn't had any new developments outside of embarrassing taste in comforters in the last while. It should be rather obvious why more people are talking about Dax's missteps at the moment
 
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