🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[2021Murder]

If, however, my response to the ribbing is to scream "FUCK YOU THIS MAKES ME A CHAD!" it would just end in me rightfully copping a lot more shit.

My point isn't what was said wasn't anymore embarrassing than anything else any other male has done to get his end wet is. My point is the insistent defence of "This makes him a chad" is embarrassing and makes the whole exchange seem pathetic instead of just slightly amusing. Forcefully insisting you are chad, or having other people do it for you, isn't chad.

you're right. i'm sure if Metokur and Dick came on instead of Jessie forcing it to happen we would have gotten Metokur ribbing him and Dick getting his licks in. Ethan and the rest of the assholes aren't going to let their most famous and popular friend Dick who will come calling if you give him the slightest reason, to suffer any humilation. Ethan is dick guarding like a motherfucker. plus Ethan (and he even admits this) thought he could have an impromptu two seperate mini-bloodsports. but Jessie only went after jim to get a guest pass onto the killstream so he could ambush dick. If it wasn't fucking friday and Ethan wasn't so fucking thirsty for another Jim & Dick event or had better time management skills, he could have let Dick and the other guy go through their whole ordeal, have dick stay on to talk to jim and jim settles his beef with jessie. or better yet had jim and jessie come on today, which would have led to an even more hilarious segment because it would just be jessie sperging out while jim just sits there going "WTF, i'm not dick; dick isn't here stop @ ing me you faggot"

People forget that the leaks came out months ago and no one even mentioned them during his fucking roast. Also as we saw with plate gang and everyone else Ethan befriends, he's ride or die. He's going to not let a single fucking criticism happen. And considering how quickly Dick throws people under the bus for even sharing the goss. Ethan isn't going to let himself get caught in the crossfire. But Dick's ego and everyone else's spineless dick guarding won't let this issue become anything bigger than it could be.

Plus Jessie apparently has a shitload of lolcow events people are just getting around to sharing, and his autistic sperging isn't helping matters. Having said that, we all know the killstream is starved for callers, you just lie to the phone screener about why you want on, and them put their nuts to the fire. as long as you don't sperg like jesse and keep calm and keep to the talking points you will cause quite a lot of drama.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

It reminds me that I made the right choice years ago walking away after seeing what these people do to their own "friends" for Money and fame.

That's one option. Another one is to team up with Kraut, Mundane Matt, People's Populist Press, Godwinson, and elements of Plate Gang to take down Dick, Ralph, and Jim with faked DMs.

Name 3 major instances of lolcow behavior from Dick so far. Outside of some embarrassing texts and a questionable sex life I don't see much.

Personally I don't think he's became lolcow-ish until recently. I'm willing to bet we'll have enough shit for a thread by the end of the year though at this rate.

He's not a lolcow because of the texts but he could become one if he flips out responding to people mocking him about the texts. It's like in Watergate where the coverup was the problem, not the break-in.

 

[instythot]

do people not really remember the PUA or other 2000s-era stuff about getting laid? this is chad 101, how scumbag guys fuck dumb whores its just that seeing how the sausage is made always looks pathetic. Did his fans really think he got into a girl's pants by marching up to them and doing an angry rant about the changes made between pokemon generations? Dick is a guy who actively tried to make it in hollywood, of course he was doing this sweet sincere caring guy act for women. if you want to continue fucking after the first few times you need that.

I disagree specifically with this part: " if you want to continue fucking after the first few times you need that."

All of the PUA/tricking women into giving it up stuff is a replacement for developing an ability to connect with people, having an ability to be interesting in conversation and if not actually being attractive at least obviously trying to clean up a bit. If you need to resort to the tactics under discussion to get into a woman's underwear (or are considering employing them), and have successfully concluded a date with sexual activity in the past, you are trying too hard with the wrong woman. Cut your losses and find other women

Seeing Dick who clearly thinks of himself as a Chad resorting to PUA style tactics is objectively funny. It's not really worth much more than a day of giggling at "hahaha, internet character isn't like that IRL", but he went to a drunk attention whore and his betas for damage control and good lord, did they fuck it up and by all indications won't stop talking about it any time soon

As patently retarded as Gavin McInnes can be, he does have solid advice specfically in this regard. Having trouble? Go talk to five women who you don't know and are attracted to per day. You'll be fine within a month

 

[Unog]

Maybe I'm being contrarian but the more someone, or a group of people, insist to me online that something is "chad" the less convinced that it actually is I become. Doubly so with anything concerning the Killstream.

No, that's your brain functioning correctly.

Seeing Dick who clearly thinks of himself as a Chad resorting to PUA style tactics is objectively funny. It's not really worth much more than a day of giggling at "hahaha, internet character isn't like that IRL", but he went to a drunk attention whore and his betas for damage control and good lord, did they fuck it up and by all indications won't stop talking about it any time soon

The part that's deserving of mockery is that he's so thin skinned, and is doing the exact same shit he and the rest of the jolly jackasses mocked the skeptics™ over.

He's become Don Sargone and Ethan's his VeeMonro.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

On the Jessie thing, I'm an OG Dickhead listening to him since the original podcast with Maddox. I don't think that Jessie has a real reason to hate Dick that would be understandable by the Killstreams audience. Essentially Jessie picked a losing side and instead of jumping ship he doubled down. The guy relentlessly tried to troll The Dick Show subreddit, facebook groups and Dick himself.

It would be funny and somewhat interesting if Jessies trolling was similar to people like Cameron Clarke who is a long time Dick Show troll who is very critical of Dick for realistic reasons. However Jessie would dox fans, he doxxed Dick and his entire family on a stream and he called Denzel, an African American recurring guest a nigga. He did all this on his show which is pretty unwatchable.

The Podawful show consists of Jessie sitting at his PC and having his braindead fans call in to talk about nothing in particular who all have shittty internet and laptop mics. Jessie is incredibly unsuccessful and it's not for trying. He has been at this for a decade and he still hasn't hit his stride. There is definitely a grain of truth to what Dick was accusing him of, he's a failure.

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I have noticed that Jessie orbits people who make good content. When Nick Mullen of Cumtown was active on Twitter, Jessie featured prominently in his replies. When Porsalin, the guy who makes feature length documentaries about Opie and Anthony does a stream it's Jessie who is moderating his chat. When Revenge of the Cis do a crossover with the Killstream Jessie is known to them and they kind of think he's a weirdo. EZ PZ did a video on Maddox and Jessie is in his comments bragging about how he knows Maddox.

This guy has a work ethic that would greatly benefit someone with actual talent. But, Jessie is missing the basic fundamentals of being a comedian or even having a show format. It's just quantity over quality. He successfully got Jim to want to talk to him, he's known to many popular content creators but he STILL has nothing to show for it.

I think part of the reason why Dick accused him of being a trust fund baby is because Jessie has been doing this for so long and is so painfully unsuccessful that it seems like the only logical explanation. His parents have to be funding him at this point because he's been putting everything into his failed show, literally pissing away the best decade of his life with nothing to show for it.

I'd say that the guy deserves a thread on here but he's honestly not relevant nor interesting enough. I probably wouldn't even read it unless people were fucking with him continuously - even then, what could you take away from him? He's got nothing is is noone.

My understanding listening to the clips from monday’s killstream is that he’s an even more boring Maddox. Dick’s hardly made a secret of being a shithead. He just didn’t fucking equivocate about it or sue you for making fun of him.
The reason Maddox’s shit hit hard was it’s not only utterly divorced from his persona, but that it utterly pathetic. The shit with Jamie doesn’t surprise me at all.There’s no reason you go to Burning Man other than to get fucked up on drugs or fuck anything that moves.
Edit: This is the guy that pretended to be Madcucks? Fuck him then.

 

[Superman93]

I don't think this need to be said but a common rule especially on the internet is that unironically calling yourself a chad is the biggest virgin thing to do.

Edit: When did it become a "chad" thing to do to fuck married woman? I thought that made you a scumbag. Also isn't dick in a relationship? Wtf is goin on?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Edit: When did it become a "chad" thing to do to fuck married woman? I thought that made you a scumbag. Also isn't dick in a relationship? Wtf is goin on?

His whole schtick is that he's a chad and Maddox is a cuck because he's dating 80's girl, who is Maddox's ex and who Maddox was trying to get back together with. And now we find out he cheated on 80's girl with some model who was also married. Plus his texts make him seem like a slimy, narcissistic fuck.

 

[Tukadu]

Edit: When did it become a "chad" thing to do to fuck married woman? I thought that made you a scumbag. Also isn't dick in a relationship? Wtf is goin on?

It isn't really, even the Guntguard or Jim won't go so far as to condone Dick's obsession with going after taken women. The most they do is pretend like his tweets didn't expose him as a phony or pathetic. I mean, in certain contexts it might be funny. Like if Dick fucked Nora while Ethan and Nora were still married, I would find it funny, but Dick would still be a disgusting scumbag for doing it.

And yeah, he is in a relationship, but the guy is quite open about being a sexual deviant and wanting a harem so his girlfriend might be okay with it? I don't know much on that part. Anyway, last thing I'll say on Dicks messages unless there's any new developments is that while his DM's to this woman weren't completely abnormal, I reject this spin of "Oh every man who wanted pussy has had to write shit like this." I'm nowhere near a chad or womanizer but I have gotten laid with different women and I never had to wax poetic and grovel like Dick did, and I would say with confidence that goes for most guys, even here.

Regardless, as others have said the fact he wrote the things he did isn't condemnable other than something to laugh at him for, I know that "Dick" is 80% a persona but it's still hilarious that him and his Guntguard seem so defensive over the fact that people are pointing out that his behavior when it comes to seducing women is more pathetic than most of the people Dick constantly makes fun of. That said, I feel that if I post about this any more without any new developments from him or Ethan i'll just be derailing the thread.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Edit: This is the guy that pretended to be Madcucks? Fuck him then.

Can someone please post screenshots of this or something? Never been able to find that but I remember people saying that at the time.

 

[Superman93]

Can someone please post screenshots of this or something? Never been able to find that but I remember people saying that at the time.

Yeah there's been a lot of claims going around about a lot of people. From Dick pulling a mundane matt on people's patreons and youtube channels, and then theres this podfag with soliciting a prostitute for a tattoo or some shit? Every is talking shit but not providing any receipts. The only thing I've seen so far is Masterson being a scumbag virgin loser.

 

[Berrakh]

Maybe I'm being contrarian but the more someone, or a group of people, insist to me online that something is "chad" the less convinced that it actually is I become. Doubly so with anything concerning the Killstream.

Online posting about Chads is a mythology for online posters to validate their lives and self-esteem.

 

[2021Murder]

maybe we have different definitions of chad here, but Dick is exactly what people expected him to be 20 years ago, re-watch his Dr.Phil eps or old interviews from that time. He's exactly like how he's looked and acted for people his entire life. Like you didn't have to use this underhanded shit to get laid, but it helps. And in LA knowing a scumbag who enjoys fucking taken women is as common as knowing autistic people on the internet. this might also be an age thing too considering the almost 40 people (Nick, Jim, Ethan) understand what Dick is when it comes to women and the crazy hoops this fucker is willing to jump through just to brag about it later.

These guys were a dime a dozen during the Bush years. hell Tuesdays with Stories the old episodes with Mark Normand (Amy Schumer's opener) and Joey List (Louis CK's opener) are just them trading stories about fucking whores but without the text messages you dont realize the sort of crap they were doing to get these women to cheat on their SO, we've also known Dick was doing Mundane Matt esque stuff because he told people to go after people's patreons and youtube channels even on early episodes of his show. so again, we already knew what he was, look at a picture of him and tell me he isn't the sort of scumbag that is apparently being revealed to people now. He's always been a scorpion, thats why people liked him, because we prefered him over the frogs he went after.

If you don't like him Maddox would love some new fans. and thats really the rub with this, you either take the scumbags or the spergs.

 

[Superman93]

maybe we have different definitions of chad here, but Dick is exactly what people expected him to be 20 years ago, re-watch his Dr.Phil eps or old interviews from that time. He's exactly like how he's looked and acted for people his entire life. Like you didn't have to use this underhanded shit to get laid, but it helps. And in LA knowing a scumbag who enjoys fucking taken women is as common as knowing autistic people on the internet. this might also be an age thing too considering the almost 40 people (Nick, Jim, Ethan) understand what Dick is when it comes to women and the crazy hoops this fucker is willing to jump through just to brag about it later.

These guys were a dime a dozen during the Attitude era,

I thought that Dr.Phil appearance was just a persona. An act of trolling/fucking with Dr.Phil and his dumb bitch audience. At least that's the impression I got from when he was interview in critcal's podcast. And just because it's a "common thing" in a certain area doesn't mean it's not susceptible to mockery and criticism.

Honestly this whole, "I got no morals", "I'm drunk at 4pm", and going on a some drunken tirade screaming random obscenities is getting really old. Maybe it is a generational thing because having the ability to get sex isn't some mythical ability that these boomers so clearly reserve and glorify. There's literally fucking phone apps for this kinda thing now. It's who you have sex with that defines what type of person you are.

 

[Borzoi]

we've also known Dick was doing Mundane Matt esque stuff because he told people to go after people's patreons and youtube channels even on early episodes of his show.

Please stop making shit up you are just embarrassing yourself.

 

[2021Murder]

I thought that Dr.Phil appearance was just a persona. An act of trolling/fucking with Dr.Phil and his dumb bitch audience. At least that's the impression I got from when he was interview in critcal's podcast. And just because it's a "common thing" in a certain area doesn't mean it's not susceptible to mockery and criticism.

Honestly this whole, "I got no morals", "I'm drunk at 4pm", and going on a some drunken tirade screaming random obscenities is getting really old. Maybe it is a generational thing because having the ability to get sex isn't some mythical ability that these boomers so clearly reserve and glorify. It's who you have sex with that defines what type of person you are.

i mean, he fucks pretty attractive thots, and Dick clearly was doing a whole "i'm doing it ironically/satirically" defense TDS and other far-right people did back then that most people can see through. and you have to reason, there's a reason he's so well regarded only in this little sphere of the internet, and is considered a failed open micer to everyone that knows him outside of this. when the best the killstream audience can do is chubby woman who enjoy pinecones in their ass*, fucking models and gym bunnies is considered cool, and it seems cool when you dont seem the dumb shit he did to get that far. He's essentially a real life barney from HIMYM he's always been about doing whatever to get laid. he just skips that part when telling these stories.

Please stop making shit up you are just embarrassing yourself.

Maddox is a person, he also told people to go after some far-right wing bigot on ep.7 of the dick show, and while he's not personally flagging this shit. he has his own plate gang doing this on his behalf like Ethan did.


*Remember Jim's girl is considered "fetching" to these people,

 

[Kenobi]

I'm pretty sure only Ralph would fall in line with whatever Dick wants. The potato negro, the everrlord, and the cackling Chilean have too much of a spine to be used by Dick.

Jim always follows the path of least resistance if that is not pissing of Dick he will not do it, Josh is a massive dickfan and spazed the fuck out last time that thread gained traction (Sure he tought it was a gayop but still at the time to me it seemed homosexual to the highest degree.), I wouldnt put any stock in the Chilean he is a weird guy i don´t know if its clout or lols he is after.

Sidenote look and laugh at flamenco.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I always knew Dick was secretly pathetic, ever since I learned he cosplayed as my dad to troll Dr. Phil.

 

[SimoHayha]

I always knew Dick was secretly pathetic, ever since I learned he cosplayed as my dad to troll Dr. Phil.

I thought it was GG Allin.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I always thought dick's insistence on fake apologies was a neat viewhole into his real life and manner. I always had to think "has this guy really ever been in a relationship?" when he would say "just apologise to your GF but don't mean it". As if that wont come back up in every future argument as admission of guilt. $20 says this guy is eternally hen-picked. That's why he got so enraged cause while scummy behavior isn't going to turn too many away realising he bitches out and has a complete different persona not just on and off the show but probably to every different person as well. I bet when they're alone he tells 80s girl shes the only one he can be real with and how he wishes he could drop the dick persona but it's making too much money. He sperged out cause he knows the other shoe is closer than ever to dropping..

 

[instythot]

That's one option. Another one is to team up with Kraut, Mundane Matt, People's Populist Press, Godwinson, and elements of Plate Gang to take down Dick, Ralph, and Jim with faked DMs.

Are you suggesting that Bry Bry has finally packed on the girth to earn the title of Guntleman?

If you don't like him Maddox would love some new fans. and thats really the rub with this, you either take the scumbags or the spergs.

I think you may misunderstand this whole place. I'm going to enjoy laughing at both of them. Dax fucking up damage control this badly for something he should have just ignored and let the internet say "so, Dick Masterson of all people lies to get laid? Imagine my shock" doesn't make George any less hilariously pathetic and out of touch

I thought it was GG Allin.

Sally Jesse, not Dr. Phil

Doesn't Dax do his show on Sundays? Does anyone around here other than Null pay for it so we can see if he addressed this?